Chapter 274: Dick Silk Hammer
"Well, how do you feel about the last time you acted bravely?" was choked by Ge Xiaolun, and Xuan Mo pulled out such a sentence.
"Thoughts? What do you think? β
Ge Xiaolun waved his hand, as if he wanted to sweep away his troubles, he wanted to have a hero to save the beauty like in the TV series, who knew that when he met such a reckless guy, he lost his life once.
If he did it again, he wouldn't do it, and who knows if he would be able to resurrect himself.
Hearing Ge Xiaolun's words, Xuan Mo shook his head, with an unteachable expression.
"What, what do you think?" Seeing Xuan Mo's appearance, Ge Xiaolun was still interested.
Xuan Mo nodded, "First of all, no matter how you feel afterwards, you should actually do one thing first." β
"Which thing?" Ge Xiaolun asked.
Rose looked at it too.
"Pay for medical insurance and life insurance first."
ββ¦ You're kidding me! Ge Xiaolun was furious.
"Flutter." Rose was amused, and when she saw Xuan Mo's serious expression, she thought she would say some philosophy, but as a result... Pay medical insurance and life insurance first?
Looking at Du Qiangrose who was laughing, Ge Xiaolun was stunned again.
Seeing Ge Xiaolun's gaze, Rose suddenly smiled, and turned around with a cold snort.
"Ahem, I didn't fool you, just kidding, big men don't have no courage at all, and don't you think what I said actually makes sense?"
Ge Xiaolun thought about it, and it seemed to make some sense.
"Ge Xiaolun, right, what kind of person do you think you are?" While Ge Xiaolun was still thinking about philosophy, Xuan Mo asked again.
"I... It should be regarded as a five-good youth. Ge Xiaolun touched his head, very modest and a little embarrassed.
Xuan Mo stretched out his tongue, and finally swallowed his saliva without choking himself to death.
Rose on the side was about to snort coldly when she heard Ge Xiaolun's words, but she was blocked back by Xuan Mo's blank look.
"That, I don't know what Ge Xiaolun defines as the five good, can you tell me?"
"Thisβ" Ge Xiaolun couldn't say.
"I'll tell you." Du Qiang Rose couldn't help it at this time, "There are two sayings about the five good, the five good and the five good and the five leading... The five good refers to the good leadership team, the party member team, the working mechanism, the work performance, and the good feedback of the masses.
Five good and five leaders refer to 1, take the lead in learning and improving, 2, take the lead in striving for good results, 3, take the lead in serving the masses, 4, take the lead in abiding by the law, 5, take the lead in promoting righteousness. β
After that, he stared at Ge Xiaolun, "How many things have you done?" β
"It's... I... I..."
Ge Xiaolun squeaked and whined, wanting to say two, but found that he didn't seem to be involved in any of these things.
But because of the radical methods, he was also criticized, and he was almost accused of becoming a negative teaching material, so he didn't seem to have done anything anymore.
If you have a class, you will go to two classes, and the rest of the day is to play games with your teammates, browse the websites that adults read, drink beer and brag about it.
Seeing Ge Xiaolun, whose face turned red after being silent, Xuan Mo spoke at the right time, "Let's say so, Ge Xiaolun, in fact, whether it is in Rose or in my eyes, the image you show us is quite dick."
You say that the earth doesn't turn the same way when you leave? You're gone, sister, ahhh It's the roses that are still chic.
And then what? Do you continue to go back when you're a dick? You gave up the opportunity to gain divine power in front of you?
And roses aren't bones, so don't always stare at people, it's the same... You're not an RB either, and no one else needs to like you.
So, as a man, be free and easy. β
After listening to Xuan Mo's words, Ge Xiaolun felt suddenly enlightened, but he always felt that something was strange?
Forget it, don't care about those, but there is one thing Ge Xiaolun feels that he still needs to affirm, that is, "I'm not a dick." β
If you weren't for Dick Silk, there would be no Dick Silk in this world!!
Xuan Mo and Rose Gu secretly despised each other, but they didn't directly pierce Ge Xiaolun's last trace of face, but...
"Let me ask you a question, don't you want to know what your divine power is, if your ability is invisibility, then are you an advanced bank or an advanced bathhouse?"
"This, this... Bank! Even though he was worried about the bathhouse, Ge Xiaolun still chose the bank, even if he was really a dick, but he still knew what face was.
Xuan Mo shook his head, "What you said is too contrary to your will." β
Raising his hand to interrupt Ge Xiaolun, who was about to explain, Xuan Mo continued: "First of all, Ge Xiaolun, are you short of money?" β
"Like, there is no shortage." After answering, Ge Xiaolun was stunned for a moment.
"Yes, you said you weren't short of money, why did you go to the bank."
"Then I... Going to the bathhouse? Ge Xiaolun looked at Xuan Mo knowingly.
"Then it depends on whether you want to take a bath or not, and when you can't go if you want to wash."
Ge Xiaolun blushed, he could hear that the bathhouse that Xuan Mo was referring to and the bathhouse he was thinking about were not the same bathhouse at all.
Sure enough, Rose's eyes glanced over again, and the mouth shape seemed to be scolding obscenely.
"Look at it, if you deny it, you will deny it directly, if you admit it, you will admit it directly, don't choose this in your heart, but hesitate to choose another one, it's too against your will.
Actually, what you think is right, the definition I gave is actually the one you think, but you admit that at least it proves that you are open, but unfortunately you don't. Xuan Mo shook his head.
"So, what should I do?" Ge Xiaolun was completely convinced this time.
"Nobita is happy because he has Doraemon with him, so you stay, I believe that your roommate will bring you warmth and care, so as to recognize yourself." Xuan Mo patted Ge Xiaolun's shoulder earnestly.
"Well, I'll listen to you, thank you Brother Xuan for your advice." Ge Xiaolun thanked him, he felt that he was not far from the true meaning of life.
Xuan Mo looked at Rose, "His dorm? β
"This is." Xuan Mo pointed to the room next to him.
Seeing this, Ge Xiaolun walked in by himself.
"This, that's settled?" Rose was stunned.
"What do you think?" Xuan Mo shrugged.
Rose sighed, "This Ge Xiaolun seems to have studied in college for nothing, not only has a dick personality, but also a little brainless, I actually want to take this kind of guy to fight aliens, fight aliens?" Pit! β
Sensing Rose's somewhat collapsed emotion, Xuan Mo shrugged, "Don't worry, Ge Xiaolun is sick to the bone marrow, I'm afraid it's hard to understand him with your training alone, but with me... It's different. β
"Also, with you as a great god, our pressure should be much easier." Du Qiangrose remembered Xuan Mo's identity.
"Having said that, but don't relax, you won't make a move easily at my level, after all, soldier to soldier, king to king, if I make a move, the enemy's boss may not be able to sit still.
And vice versa, if I don't make a move, the other party's gods don't dare to mess around easily, and after all, the earth is our home field, so it's okay for me to move my fingers appropriately, but your task is also not light.
After all, this is a collision of civilizations, and you are the backbone and even the high-end force in this battle. β
Seeing Rose's silent expression, Xuan Mo flickered, "Alas, why are you talking about this, it's still early, invite me to drink at night, what to eat?" β