Chapter 486 A woman as fat as a mountain

The two entered Dingzhou City and randomly found an inn opened by a local to live in.

After a little tidying up, I went out to find out the news. There are also a lot of people in the Central Plains here, and the language is also in the official dialect, so it is easy to find out the news.

Moreover, Dingzhou City is one of the few big cities in southern Xinjiang, and there are many merchants and all kinds of people from the rivers and lakes, so you don't have to worry about not being able to inquire.

It's just that when everyone heard that they were looking for Jiang Yufeng and Xu Moyang, they all shook their heads and said that they didn't know, or that they hadn't seen it.

After asking more than a dozen people, almost all of them answered like this, Xiao He was helpless, "What's the matter?" Didn't you say the two of them were here? How is it that no one has seen it? Not even a rumor? Could they have been captured? ”

Because he was arrested, in order to prevent Jiang Yufeng and Xu Moyang's relatives and friends from coming to the rescue, he had to control the news of the blockade.

But Mu Churan disagreed with Xiao He's opinion.

"Your father has a lot of enemies, and judging from the trip to Hangzhou, the two of them probably just want to enjoy the mountains and rivers. If you show your identity and provoke enemies, where can you live a quiet life? Then it's better to just listen to the rain villa and not come down. So, I think, perhaps, the two of them are just like us in order to avoid trouble. You also know that your mother's disguise skills are better than those of Weiyang Palace, if the two of them deliberately don't ask people to find them, then we will go all over southern Xinjiang, and I'm afraid we won't be able to succeed. ”

Xiao He listened to Mu Churan's reasoned and well-founded analysis, and nodded, saying so, it is true, they can be easily accommodated, Jiang Yufeng and Xu Moyang can naturally be accommodated.

It's just that in this way, it's hard to find.

Southern Xinjiang is not big, and naturally it is not as vast as the Central Plains. But it is also difficult to find two people who have been disguised.

Moreover, Dingzhou is only one of the big cities in southern Xinjiang, not the only big city, there are several other prefectures and towns, and it is also a place where people in the rivers and lakes and people from the Central Plains love to go.

Are they going to look for them one by one?

Xiao He was a little deflated.

"Don't worry," Mu Churan stepped forward to comfort her again, "Since it's not easy to come once, let's take a good look at the scenery here, maybe there will be unexpected discoveries." ”

Now, that's all it can be.

The two went back to the inn for dinner.

Xiao He looked at the lobby boredly, waiting for Xiao Er to serve the food.

At this moment, a man and a woman came in at the door, the man was tall, dressed as a businessman, and the woman was five big and three thick, fat like a ball, and her voice was hoarse, compared with that of men. The man's voice was gentle and delicate.

"Boss, come to an upper room, I want to live with my family." The woman walked to the counter first and squeezed forward, Xiao He only felt that his eyes were confused, and there was too much flesh on the woman's body, and she was dizzy.

Xiao Er looked at the woman like a mountain, and was also shocked, it is rare to see such a fat person. looked at the man again, this man dared to marry this woman, and he was also a man.

After thinking about it, he hurriedly handed out a key with a smile on his face: "Guest officer, your key, the second room on the left upstairs." You take it. ”

The woman took the key, turned her head back, and shouted, "Hurry up, you can't get fat no matter how you eat, and I don't know what's going on." ”

In a word, everyone in the lobby looked at the table in front of them and laughed.

The woman didn't think there was anything wrong with her words, and brought the man to the top of the stairs. The woman looked down at the stairs at the top of the stairs, looked at her waistline again, gritted her teeth, and squeezed up, well, didn't squeeze in.

Xiao He's depressed mood just now was swept away, but he was always embarrassed to laugh in front of others, so he buried his head in Mu Churan's shoulder socket and couldn't help but laugh in a low voice.

That woman was so interesting.

It's just that Xiao He hadn't laughed enough, and suddenly a roar exploded in his ears, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Xiao He looked up and saw the woman's small eyes that were almost squeezed by the flesh on her face, and she wanted to laugh more and more. But seeing that the woman's face was full of anger, she hurriedly grimaced her face and said, "Well, I didn't laugh..."

"You laughed," the woman didn't wait for Xiao He to finish speaking, she sat on the chair next to Xiao He, sat on the chair with a creaky sound, and then said, "There is no vacancy here, I'll sit on your side and eat." ”

"Huh?" Xiao He was dumbfounded, such a fat woman, sitting in front of them to eat?

Xiao He looked at the woman's figure, and the food came up after a while, can she still eat it?

But it's not good for her to laugh at people, so she can only reluctantly agree, "Okay then..."

After only three words, the woman waved to the man in a hoarse voice, "Come here, there's a spot here." ”

The man reluctantly came in front of Xiao He and Mu Churan, smiled awkwardly, and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Before she finished speaking, the woman pulled the man down, pulled the man to the seat, and said, "Oh, it's all from the villagers, what's polite." ”

Xiao He felt that this woman was too familiar, and before he could say a word, he heard the woman say again: "If you have food for a while, you can eat, we are all villagers, and eating something between villagers is nothing." You're right, big brother. ”

After speaking, he threw a wink at Mu Churan.

Mu Churan's lips were tightly pursed into a thin slit, which showed that he was enduring the discomfort in his heart. Xiao He wanted to laugh more at this time than just now, but he didn't dare, for fear that Mu Churan would not be able to hold it on his face.

After a moment of silence on the table, the man introduced himself first, his name was Jiang Bo, and the woman was his wife, Aunt Li, and asked Mu Churan and Xiao what their identities were.

The two also said pseudonyms, they both walked in the rivers and lakes, one is called Zhao Yu, and the other is Zhao Yu's wife, Zheng Sanniang.

"It turned out to be Brother Zhao and Mrs. Zheng, fortunately, I will be lucky..."The man hurriedly clasped his hands and said, but before he finished speaking, he saw Aunt Li slap the table, and the tea bowl on the table shook three times, and then shouted in a dumb voice, "You guys, you are too young," followed by a large article on how a woman should control her husband, Xiao He Mu was stunned when he heard it, where is this? Didn't you introduce yourself? How did you get into the art of the husband?

But seeing that Aunt Li was happy, the three of them could only listen helplessly.

Just when Aunt Li was talking dryly, Xiao Er served the food, and finally, Xiao He and the others' ears were clear, and Aunt Li was obviously hungry, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and devoured them.

The lobby was full of guests, even the porters who worked as coolies, and they didn't look as ugly as her. While eating, she put it in her arms, and said "delicious and delicious" in her mouth, telling everyone to eat more.

Xiao He only clamped a few chopsticks, and the dishes were gone, and when he looked at Mu Churan again, it was the same.

Sighing, Xiao He put down his chopsticks, it seems that as long as Aunt Li is there, they will not be able to eat.

"Well, why don't you eat it? Eat it? You see you're skinny, it's not good. Seeing that Xiao He didn't eat, Aunt Li hurriedly put the vegetables in her arms into her bowl, and warmly asked Xiao He to eat quickly.

Xiao He looked at Aunt Li's thick three-layer chin, she had no appetite at all, and then smiled slightly, saying that she was full, ran for a day, and wanted to rest, Mu Churan also took the opportunity to leave.

Jiang Bo stopped the two and told them to eat again, but the two of them didn't want to live or die, so they ran upstairs like running for their lives.

What the two didn't see was that as soon as they closed the door, Jiang Bo and Aunt Li glanced at each other, their eyes full of banter and triumph in their tricks.

"I said," Jiang Bo sat down on the table again and whispered to Aunt Li, "aren't you afraid of scaring your daughter and son-in-law away?" ”

It turned out that the so-called Jiang Bo and Aunt Li were Jiang Yufeng and Xu Moyang.

The purpose of the two was just to enjoy the mountains and rivers. After a trip in Hangzhou, I suddenly heard a rumor that the two of them went to southern Xinjiang, so I was curious for a while, so I really came to southern Xinjiang.

As predicted by Tong Mu Churan, in order to have a quiet trip, the two changed their faces.

It's just that Xu Moyang has become a fat man heavier than a hill, and he has carefully picked up his face, not to mention Xiao He, even when Jiang Yufeng's brain can't turn around, he won't recognize Xu Moyang.

For Xu Moyang's image, Jiang Yufeng naturally swore to resist, mainly because it was too eye-catching, and the rate of turning back on the street was 100%, and he would be noticed wherever he went.

They're here to play, not to be watched.

However, Jiang Yufeng and Xu Moyang, Xu Moyang can be the master of Jiang Yufeng, but Jiang Yufeng can't be the master of Xu Moyang.

Xu Moyang insisted on doing this, and Jiang Yufeng had no choice.

The two of them could only go all the way like this.

As for Xiao He and Mu Churan, the moment the two entered Dingzhou City, Jiang Yufeng and Xu Moyang discovered them. But it was still Xu Moyang's bad taste, Jiang Yufeng and Xu Moyang did not recognize each other.

In Xu Moyang's words: "In this way, young people have their own space, and we can also play with us, and no one will disturb anyone, how good." If your identity is revealed, there will be two little tails behind you, and we won't have fun. ”

Jiang Yufeng agreed with this, so they concealed their identities together and teased Mu Churan and Xiao He.

So far, it's been quite successful.

As soon as Xu Moyang and the two of them left, he patted the food residues on his body, and said in a low voice: "Don't worry, no matter what happens to us, as long as they can't find Jiang Yufeng and Xu Moyang, they won't leave." ”

"Be careful, don't go overboard." Jiang Yufeng reminded Xu Moyang again, "Our good son-in-law is not a master to be messed with. ”

"Hey," Xu Moyang didn't care, "I didn't rob him of his woman or her man, I was just a little clingy, isn't it a big mistake?" Sin doesn't lead to death, does it? ”

"Uh," Jiang Yufeng choked, glanced at Xu Moyang, and sneered, "Just like you?" Still want to rob other people's men? Hey, next life. ”

If he hadn't been married, Jiang Yufeng really wanted to throw Xu Moyang.

Who knows, as soon as Xu Moyang heard this, he suddenly slapped his chopsticks on the table, stood up trembling all over his body, pointed at Jiang Yufeng and scolded: "Okay, you dead old man, you dare to think that the old lady is ugly?" Where is the old lady ugly? You name it and let everyone judge it..."