Chapter XXVIII
(Nai Ho Bridgeside)
The quiet and peaceful blue-gray water of the river resembles a kind middle-aged woman, with her spiral-shaped body and warm embrace, surrounding the entire kingdom of the underworld.
The name of the woman is melancholy and affectionate, light but intense.
Her name is: Lethe.
On the side of the Lechuan River is a large square gray-white stone platform, and Ye Thorn has also come to and stood on this stone platform, when there is a rickety old woman with gray hair and sideburns standing next to the stone platform, she will boil the unique yin soul soup in the world, bury the love and hatred of ancient and modern people.
It's just that at this moment, she can no longer be seen next to the gray and white stone platform, replaced by two middle-aged strong men in black armor.
Originally, they were only responsible for sending the boxes full of the undead roster from the Nai He Bridge to the Hexiang Pavilion, and now, they were also responsible for boiling the Yin Soul Soup for the undead who had prepared the Nai He Bridge.
"When do you say Wang Er and they will come back?" one of the strong men pinched his nose and furrowed his brows.
The other strong man looked back, and then replied nonchalantly, "I guess it will take another half an hour." ”
"Damn! Those two bastards must have been drinking and lazy in Hexiang Pavilion again! Damn, hurry back, the taste of this Yin Soul Soup is really not ordinary disgusting, I'm going to vomit if I boil it any longer!"
"I think it's okay. Another strong man said as he picked up a one-foot-long red iron spoon and scooped a large spoonful into his nose, sniffing it carefully, with no special expression on his face.
"You can really do it! You can stand this taste of our brothers, or you will stay here in the future!"
The strong man didn't answer when he heard this, but continued to smell the white mist emitted by the Yin Soul Soup, as if the spoon was closer than before.
"Ahem, cough, cough, I said, you can smell it, but don't drink it!" another strong man reminded, continuing to pinch his nose with one hand, and fanning his face with the other hand, "You said that Mrs. Meng committed a crime, why are we the ones who are offended? Originally, it was difficult to rest for a few hours a day, but now it is good, all year round!" After carrying the broken roster, I still have to boil this stinky water, to be honest, what kind of thing, uncle, I really couldn't drink this water back then, so I sacrificed the soul stone, this is good, I was not idle in life, and I am not easy after death, and now I don't have time to sleep, uncle!"
Another strong man rolled his eyes: "What do you sleep when you're dead, we don't have to sleep ...... ghosts and creatures in the first place."
"I'm ...... I'm just trying to be more relaxed. ”
"It's no wonder that you didn't have any interest in life, and you still have no interest after death. ”
"Hey, you have a breath, do you have a breath wheel to boil the soup with Lao Tzu?"
"Okay, okay, I'm not productive, neither of us is productive, but I'm different from you, I'm not comfortable, I'm content. ”
"Contentment? I don't understand, what's the difference?"
"The difference is that I can work hard all my life, hard work, and you can't, you just don't have to do anything every day. ”
"Hehehe, that's a nice thing to say, isn't your result the same as mine?" said another brawny man.
"Yes, but my process is different from yours. You see that you are in a very bad mood now, and in fact, your mood is very bad every day, I won't, because I am content, I advise you to be as contented as I am, content and happy, you think that at least our errand is simple, there is no need to worry about it all day long, let alone use any brains, use the old lady Meng's recipe to boil this soup, and you will not lose your head if you carry away a few boxes of rosters every day, you look at them again......" said and pointed to the ghost general in charge of the signing desk not far away, "I have changed a few times." ”
Another strong man's eyes went down his fingertips, looked at the three soldiers who were concentrating on the signed stone platform and did not dare to slack off, and sighed: "It's the same...... Hey, a few days ago, I was locked in, it seems that I didn't keep some kind of protector of the Tianshan Empire, what is it called?"
"It's called Mo Yan. ”
"Oh yes, yes, yes, Mo Yan, the pavilion master was angry when he found out that she was on the roster afterwards, I heard that she was brilliant in divination, and the pavilion master and the queen had been hoping to keep her. ”
"You should change your name to the emperor. ”
"Oh, yes, yes, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Queen, you say I'm a ......," he grinned, and gently patted his mouth with his hand.
"Brother, can you make it a little heavier, don't you plant ......" the strong man said and stirred the soup that was about to boil in the jar with a spoon, and continued: "If you want me to say, you don't blame them at all, then Mo Yan's eyes are useless, what else can he do." ”
"Who knows, the pavilion master has the eye of a ghost, you don't know, the person he likes has never been wrong, and the list given has always been the object that must be paid attention to, if you want to blame those people for not paying attention to their work, they didn't notice that Mo Yan signed his name at all, or unless the other party resolutely did not stay, otherwise they would be sentenced for negligence, but I said why they are so brainless, they don't have a long memory at all, and they can't catch anyone. ”
"The general of Chang'an? You seem to be a little impressed...... It seems to be called ...... Li Jia!"
"But no, then Li Jia heard that he was a young talent, and he conquered several cities before he arrived at the eighteenth, but unfortunately he was plotted by a traitor later, and the whole army was wiped out, and even the head was fed to the enemy's dogs, and the ghost only recognized it. The strong man said and shook his head.
"Don't say it, I still know a gossip about that Li Jia. ”
"Oh, what gossip?" said the strong man, with interest.
"It's that decades after Li Jia died, there was a Queen Liyuan who came here to find him. ”
"Queen Liyuan, who is that?"
"You don't even understand Empress Liyuan, God, how many years have you been dead!
"Oh oh! I remember, it's that folk woman, right? The queen who gave birth to three princes and a princess for Yun Peng. ”
"Yes, that's her. ”
"Shock, you said her! I came here when her grandmother was not born, how would I know! It's not all about listening to what everyone said, saying that Yun Peng made an earth-shattering and boiling thing after Yun Peng sealed a people's daughter. ”
"No, but the queen came to us to find Li Jia with her mouth closed, it must be ...... Hey...... A sprig of red apricot comes out of the wall!. ”
"You have it, Li Jia died decades ago, and he also left a name with us, and he was reincarnated early, how can he have time to go out of the wall with the queen, don't talk nonsense, the trouble comes from the mouth, you know?!"
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up. However, it's all about making people, so what's the way if the sky doesn't follow people's wishes...... The queen was really miserable, she didn't make it with her lover in the end, but her soul was sent back to Chang'an. The strong man sighed lightly.
As soon as the other strong man was about to answer, he saw a thin beggar man with red hair blackened and withered as if he had been roasted by charcoal, sunken cheeks, and yellow and blackened skin staggered past them, picked up a bowl of Yin Soul Soup on the table, glared at them angrily, and without saying a word, he drank the Yin Soul Soup with his mouth up, and when he had finished drinking, he turned around and stumbled across the Naihe Bridge.
Shortly after the man's figure disappeared across the bridge, a loud shout came from the autograph booth: "It's over! It's a green sword!"
Several young generals hurriedly leaned over to carefully identify the crooked signature, and the ink was almost oozing into a ball, and after confirming it, they all fell to the ground in horror.
Although the strong man with the red iron spoon didn't know any green sword, he also understood it, and sighed in his heart: Hey, it is estimated that it is in the list of pavilion masters again, and the group of people in front of him is estimated to have a new batch of new faces.
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