78 Chang'e
On the way to Chang Xi Niangniang, the goldfinch kept talking to the sunspot. I don't know what he said, I don't know why he said it, I don't even understand what purpose he came along. I couldn't hear what they were saying, but the chattering kept coming, obviously trying to hear me, but deliberately not letting me hear it. I'm irritable. I need to be quiet, they're too noisy.
It's not just them, the wind is noisy too.
The sound of the wind, and the clouds, and even the sunlight that penetrates the clouds and the wind, are noisy. The whole world was so noisy that I couldn't think. In my current mood, I really need someone to be quiet, think about it, think about it. But the world is so noisy, it's noisy to me. The world hates it.
Goldfinch hates, and so does sunspots. Long San hates it, Daddy hates it even more, the old fairy also hates it, and the old witch hates it the most.
I hate it too.
I have been out for so long and have seen so many people, but I still don't dare to mention a word. How tightly I hid it, no one said it, no one knew it. No, they all know, only I don't. I didn't know it before, but I knew it later. I wanted to tell them I knew, so I came out. However, I have been out for so long, but I still can't speak.
Do you want to continue pretending not to know?
What if Chang Xi Niangniang asks?
I don't think she will. I came to her for marriage. Please marry me and Kuroko. Chang Xi is my last hope, the only hope.
The Jade Emperor wants me to marry Garuda in the Western Heavens, but I don't want to. But Kuroko doesn't like me, so I can't resist openly. Without the excuse of love, it is not as straightforward as the Seven Fairies and the Three Virgins. Love is a high-sounding excuse.
So love is just a high-sounding excuse!
It turns out that my love is just a high-sounding excuse.
It's not like that, I like Kuroko, and I want him to like me. It's not an excuse, it's a fact, it's something that needs to be done urgently. As I said, I'm the kind of person who sets a goal and has to do it. So I have to go to Chang Xi and ask her to modify my marriage and fulfill my excuse, no, love.
I guess I must have been too worried. After all, as I just said, Chang Xi Niangniang is my last hope. If even she can't help me, then I can't make Kuroko like me at all.
We ran all the way to the moon, only saw Chang'e, but didn't find Changxi.
Chang'e is really good-looking, and the goldfinch and sunspot are dumbfounded. I was worried about what my mother said about her hairstyle, and I paid special attention to Chang'e's hairstyle-
Well, maybe I'm too earthy to see anything wrong with her head, it's typical of the hairstyles that the fairies in the sky often comb. It's just that the hair is more, darker, and brighter.
The light above the moon has never been dazzling, soft, and everything here is beautiful.
So I think that although I think Chang'e is a little better looking than my mother at the moment, it must be because of the moon, not that Chang'e is really better looking than my mother. My mother is the best-looking person I have ever seen, thousands of times better than my sister. It's certified by all of us guys. Even my sister, although she is not convinced, can only admit it.
Really, everything is the moon's fault. Because here, even the rabbits are better looking than our Ten Thousand Demon Mountain.
But I'm not interested in Chang'e. I asked her if she knew where to find Chang Xi Niangniang.
Chang'e covered her mouth and smiled, saying that you are looking for her, it is difficult. I asked how. She said that thousands of years have passed since the day she took the medicine and flew to the moon. But after so long, she hasn't seen Chang Xi Niangniang. So I ran up to find someone coldly, and it was impossible to succeed, not to mention, my behavior alone was completely whimsical.
I heard that she was laughing at me, and I was very unhappy, saying that your hairstyle is so ugly, so Chang Xi Niangniang didn't see you. But I don't have ugly hair, so I'm sure I'll be able to see her old man.
When Chang'e saw me sarcastically mocking her, she also turned her face. She said that if you open your mouth, I will know that you are from Ten Thousand Demon Mountain. After all, no one had a problem with my hairstyle except for the dead blue bird.
Without waiting for me to return my mouth, she said again: "There is also that dead demon woman in Jiuli, who charms the immortals, disturbs the order of the heavenly realm, and it is difficult to wash away her evil after ten thousand deaths!" ”
I listened to her sour my mother and scolded the old witch, and immediately understood: Chang'e's hatred is for our entire White Crane family.
But I didn't figure it out, just because my mother said that she had an ugly hairstyle, so she hated us so much? Or what's wrong with the old witch?
By the way, she said that the old witch charmed the immortals. But that guy in Jiuli, I know, he didn't care to put Long San so good-looking, and he was a nymphomaniac from beginning to end. Then there is no other immortal who charms her, it is my old fairy uncle!
So, Chang'e has a crush on Lao Xian'er, and she hates because of jealousy?
When I found out about this, I didn't rush to refute it, but bit my fingers and looked her up and down.
My sister once told me that the most terrible thing for a beautiful woman is not that you call her ugly, because she knows that she is not ugly. To fight them, you have to be patient, just like I am now, looking her up and down with suspicious eyes, until she is suspicious, and she doesn't know what you have seen through.
I didn't understand it at the time, so I asked my sister what she could see. My sister looked like she hated iron and didn't make steel, and said I don't know what you can see through. When he saw that I was angry, he immediately said, "What do you care to see through?" The key is not to see through it, but to make her think it can see through it......
Anyway, she said a lot, but I still don't understand what to see.
Although I don't understand, I know that my sister's words are mostly based on experience. Just like the fights my dad fought, she had countless relationships. Both of them belong to the category of practicing true knowledge.
So I don't care whether I understand my father's fighting theory and my sister's opinion on love and beautiful women, whether I understand it or not, I will take it all and write it down. After all, it will be useful in the future, such as now.
Now, I still don't know if it's the old fairy who wants to see through Chang'e. But it doesn't matter, just look her up and down.
For me, it's probably a regular move like a fight move. As long as it has an effect, let's talk about it first. If it doesn't work, then it doesn't work, and I don't suffer anyway.
Don't say it, my sister really has a set!
Chang'e was looked up and down by me for so many times, and sure enough, she became uncomfortable, and first asked me, "What are you looking at?" ”
Then he said, "It's your business!" ”
In the end, he had no choice but to pretend to be calm: "It has nothing to do with you." ”
I think it's really an old fairy.
But what if not?
Oh, I don't care, just pick it out and ask. I said to her: "Tang Tingjun is my uncle, he likes that dead demon woman, he doesn't like you." It doesn't matter if you change your hairstyle a hundred times a day, if you don't like it, you don't like it, you can't help it. ”。
Then Chang'e cried.