Chapter Sixty-Eight: Eating Below
Shao Yifan didn't talk nonsense this time, he was more confident in his heart, and he was not in a hurry, he deliberately looked at a few people and asked: "There are two words for immortals, that is, to draw fairy plums?" Then there are two words Lu Guo in front of it, how do you explain it? ”
Several people were speechless for a moment, these two words are really difficult to explain.
"Why don't you contact the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period? Are there any paintings that have survived from that time? ”
When Shao Yifan said them, there were any words: "Chaos, it's still energetic, painting fairy plums, why don't you say Lu Ban?" Greater fame! ”
"Little cub, don't talk so much nonsense!"
Feng Qi really couldn't bear it, and he didn't care so much, so he shouted: "Then who do you say this painting belongs to?" ”
"This is the great painter Tang Yin of the Ming Dynasty!"
Shao Yifan pouted and said: "Tang Yin called himself Tang Sheng of Lu State, and also called the Zen Immortal Official, this is a painting he made when he was laughing and scolding, and directly connected the two self-names together, so there is the payment of Lu Guo Immortal, you know this time, right?" ”
"You talk nonsense!"
Zheng Yanxia also had no bottom in his heart, in the end, he was a master of appraisal, knowing that this painting was very similar to Tang Yin's style, and he had guessed it just now, but he didn't think of the self-sign, and quibbled: "Tang Yin can't paint this style of painting at all, Li Zichang has this style of painting." ”
"If you don't know, say you don't know!"
Shao Yifan pouted and said: "Tang Yin is one of the four talents of Wuzhong, what style of painting is not?" Usually I often mix in the downtown area, and there are many allusions, so I'll tell you about it, otherwise a few of you pretentious masters won't be convinced! ”
Everyone followed suit and let Shao Yifan talk about it.
"Everyone said so, I'll tell you about it!"
Shao Yifan smiled and said: "Once Tang Yin painted a painting on the street, the painting style is similar to this painting, but there is no single-plank bridge and this person walking onwards, there is only one person and a dog, typing a word, whoever guesses correctly, who will give this painting to whom, as a result, there is a person lying on the ground, Tang Yin gave this painting to him, do you know why?" ”
Shao Yifan said it quickly, and a few people were weak-hearted, so he couldn't bear this kid at this time, and he really didn't know why.
"Dogs are also called dogs, after all, you are masters, you know this, right?"
Shao Yifan deliberately corrected them: "It's like the current situation, I'm that person, there is a dog in front of me, and the person adds a dog word, which is the word Fu, lying on the ground, which is exactly the answer to the mystery, so Tang Yin gave him this painting, it's as simple as that!" ”
Now everyone laughed, this kid is scolding people in circles, scolding a few masters for being dogs!
Fei Hua, Shi Xie, Ren Jiaqi and others in the audience were all happy, this is Shao Yifan's stunt, he is a word tester, no matter how he says it, the four of them together are not opponents.
"Little cub, you're just scolding people in circles!"
Chen Zisong was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he yelled: "This doesn't mean that this painting is Tang Yin's at all!" ”
"You don't understand, don't shout!"
Shao Yifan sneered: "Next, I will give you a few so-called masters to talk about the artistic conception of this painting!" ”
Now everyone was quiet, even the old man Ren Tianfang was stunned, his eyes were staring at this apprentice, this painting was brought by himself, it was genuine, and there was no artistic conception, it was just a random painting?
"The single-plank bridge on this painting is the meaning of two people meeting on a narrow road, and some things can't be seen just by the naked eye, but in fact, there is one thing on the bridge."
Shao Yifan continued: "This kind of thing is just a piece of, after zooming in, you can see it, this is also the value of Tang Yin's paintings." ”
Several masters didn't know if it was true or not, and they looked carefully, but they didn't see a piece of.
However, Shao Yifan also said that you can only see it when you zoom in, so let him continue.
"This dog has a name, it's called 'under the bottom', which means the next two words!"
Shao Yifan then made up nonsense: "Originally, they all arrived on the single-plank bridge, if it was just two people, they could pass by, but if there was one more piece of, they would have to avoid this piece of, so who would go back?" ”
Everyone listened quietly, and it did seem like that was the case, and if you look at it with a magnifying glass for a while, you might really be able to see the.
"When the two people in the picture were hesitating, they looked down and saw that the was gone!"
Shao Yifan suddenly changed his words, looked at Chen Zisong and the four of them and asked, "You are all smart people, you can imagine, where did the go?" ”
"Isn't that easy?"
Zheng Yanxia didn't think about it, and blurted out: "'Below' is a dog, 'Below' eats it!" ”
"Yes, Master Zheng is smart!"
Shao Yifan himself couldn't help laughing: "Others didn't eat at all!" ”
"Nothing else has eaten?"
Zheng Yanxia asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?" ”
At this time, someone had already reacted and shouted below: "Let Master Zheng eat it, of course others haven't eaten at all!" ”
At this moment, everyone reacted, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter, almost lifting the roof of the prosperous jewelry store.
The old man Ren Tianfang also reacted, in the next, isn't it Zheng Yanxia's self-title? didn't let Zheng Yanxia eat it, others didn't eat it!
"Little cub, are you still scolding people in circles?"
Zheng Yanxia was so angry that his face turned green: "You······ You're so angry, full of nonsense, it's a mistake to let you come today, you shouldn't have followed, you shit isn't something······"
This guy's scolding can only be heard by a few people nearby, not by others, and the whole jewelry store is full of laughter.
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet!"
Chen Zisong was also so angry that he blushed and shouted: "This painting has not been determined yet, don't laugh, you can't listen to him talking nonsense and scolding here alone!" ”
Chen Zisong is the master, and Fang Zhendong jointly organized this cultural and entertainment appreciation conference, I can't watch Shao Yifan make trouble here, if this painting is admitted, he will lose three games!
originally wanted to make Shao Yifan and Ren Tian embarrassed, but they lost people, and their popularity will be over in the future.
"Mr. Chen, what else can't you be sure of?"
Shao Yifan waited for everyone to calm down, and then he couldn't help but smile and asked, "What I said is not clear?" ”
"You're just talking nonsense, what kind of bullshit artistic conception is in this painting, I haven't figured it out yet!"
Chen Zisong said angrily: "I can't listen to your nonsense, we have to zoom in and take a look, if there is no, it can't mean that what you said is right!" ”
Shi Xie in the audience shouted: "Are you stupid? That piece of let Master Zheng eat, how can there be? ”
Now everyone is even more hilarious, even more lively than just now.
It's not wrong to say heresy, Zheng Yanxia said that it was a dog down there, and Zheng Yanxia ate that piece of, even if it was magnified, he couldn't see it!
Chen Zisong was also stunned, and only after saying it did he remember that this kid was talking nonsense, and it was not possible to use this to prove that it was not at all, and he couldn't help but glance at Zheng Yanxia.
"You······ See what I'm doing? ”
Zheng Yanxia was also angry, he was an appraiser of Longxing Jewelry Company, and he was not under Chen Zisong's control, and said angrily: "You haven't understood yet, it's all nonsense from this little cub, there is no at all, I can still ······"
Originally, the few people in front of them stopped laughing, but when they heard Zheng Yanxia's unfinished words, they suddenly laughed again.
It's not all Shao Yifan's nonsense, who can still run into the painting to eat? These appraisal masters are really angry!
"That's right! What do you think Master Zheng is doing? ”
Fei Hua shouted in the crowd again: "It's Master Zheng who is smart just now, if you shout fast, this piece of is what you eat, haha!" ”
Fei Hua's shout, everyone laughed even more, not to mention the purpose of this article appreciation conference, it was really lively.
"Alright, everyone be quiet, don't shout below!"
The old man Ren Tianfang stood up, couldn't help but smile and said to Shao Yifan: "Yifan, don't mess around, let's see if Mr. Chen has any treasures to be appreciated." ”
Others also said that they didn't listen to Shao Yifan, and there were two people who cooperated in the audience, and the old man could only come forward to settle this matter, otherwise it would not be able to continue.
"No, I'm so angry that my head hurts!"
Chen Zisong said angrily: "Old Ren, can you tell me something, is this painting Tang Yin's, can't let your apprentice talk nonsense alone?" ”
"This painting is old!"
Ren Tianfang also wanted to laugh, and reluctantly held back and said: "It's not good to say it yourself, there are a lot of masters who came today, let everyone take a look, just give an explanation, please President Gao, President Cao, hard work!" ”
The old man's painting, he said that it was not convincing, there are many masters here, Yang Xiao has to avoid suspicion, after all, he helped Shao Yifan.
Gao Chen and Cao Baodong both stood up and came to the display shelf to take a closer look.
In fact, I have counted it in my heart, Shao Yifan took it, and the old man said so, it will not be wrong at all, and the payment is also commonly used by Tang Yin, a master-level person, I don't even know this, it's not in vain.
"Mr. Shao is right!"
Cao Baodong quickly nodded and said: "This painting is indeed Tang Yin's, the painting of the great painter Tang Yin, the brush and ink are delicate, the colors are gorgeous and elegant, and the style is elegant and handsome. ”
Everyone immediately burst into applause and cheers.
"This is the most precious painting of the day!"
Gao Chen also took it and said: "If the two bosses have no other works, then let everyone take a closer look at this Tang Yin's painting, the value is immeasurable, and it can even reach nine figures!" ”
"yes, show everyone!"
Shi Xie shouted below: "It's best to bring a magnifying glass, let's take a closer look at the front of the dog on the bridge, is there any Master Zheng who hasn't eaten clean, the artistic conception is even more far-reaching!" ”
Everyone stopped laughing, but when they heard Shi Xie shouting, there was a burst of laughter again.
Ren Jiaqi smiled and pulled Shi Xie's sleeve: "Don't cooperate when you are old, I laugh so much that my stomach hurts, how can there be any leftovers?" ”
"Girl, don't worry about it!"
Fei Hua took it and said: "If this old immortal hadn't been mixed up, he wouldn't have been able to stand it for a long time, and he was shouting to drink just now." ”
The people in the neighborhood were amused by the conversation between the three men.
Seeing that the faces of the two bosses and the two appraisers on the stage were so ugly, Ren Tianfang also wanted to laugh, even if he wanted to, he couldn't manage it, this baby apprentice was obedient and didn't make a sound, but the tomb robber below couldn't control it, and no one said he wouldn't listen!