Chapter 36: The Return Home
The rain-washed village was spotless and exceptionally clean, like a beauty fresh out of the bath. Everything became clearer, the lush foliage was dripping with green, and a mist rose between the mountains and rivers. The weak sun peeked out of the clouds and mist, and the mist that swam across its face added a certain sense of mystery to it in the summer. Stretch out in such a clean morning, and inhale the refreshing fresh air with the expanded heart and lungs, as if the most touching first love makes people feel relaxed.
Shen Bing looked at Wang En, who was lying next to him and snoring slightly, and thought: fate is really a magical thing, two unrelated strangers in the vast sea of people can become a pair of indispensable relatives who will accompany each other for the rest of their lives. Although these two people have different temperaments, temperaments, and opinions, it does not affect them to become a family in the slightest. She silently recited the word "husband" in her heart, and he felt his cheeks burn. The privacy between men and women is being disclosed to each other little by little, which makes her both yearning and shy.
Wang En shuddered, opened his eyes slightly, and vaguely saw Shen Bing staring at him with crimson cheeks. "What are you doing!" He reached out and rubbed his eyes, then said, "Why are you up so early?" Sleep again. As he spoke, he reached out to grab Shen Bing.
"You're sleeping with a big head, it's almost seven o'clock. You've forgotten what you're doing today!"
"What are you going to do today!" Wang En said vaguely.
"Look at you, you didn't take what I said seriously! I'm. Shen Bing stretched out his hand and slapped Wang En, turning his head around and looking angry.
"What the hell is going on! I was so tired last night that I forgot about it. β
"Don't be ashamed!"
"What's the shame, you won't be my person sooner or later."
"Who is your person, you want to be beautiful"
"It's already cooked raw rice, you can't escape from my Five Finger Mountain."
"I haven't even skimmed the eight characters yet, isn't it too early to be happy!"
"I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet! It's almost a story, who cares about that......"
"Then when do you say we're going to get engaged?"
"I forgot about this stubble, today I will discuss with my parents, and hurry up to settle the matter, so as to save a lot of dreams at night."
"Your old man has a lot of opportunities, how can you remember this stubble!"
"I have to hurry up and get you in my hands on everything, don't the cooked ducks fly away by then"
"You're the Duck"
"Yes! I'm a duck. It's still a big duck. Ga...... Ga...... Ga...... In the future, you, the female duck, will have to give me a flock of ducklings. Ga...... Ga...... Ga ......" Wang En teased Shen Bing with his throat.
"Poof...... I won't give you life!" Be begiving, and be begiving. Shen Bing was amused.
"I really can't do it. I'm more than I can do! What a bruise! β
"Now that science is so advanced, it won't be long before I go for a sex reassignment operation!"
"You're going to me! When the time comes, I will become a yin and yang person who is neither male nor female, do you still like it! It's no joke. β
"Who is kidding you. In the future, when we become a family, you will have to serve me, and if I am the queen, you can only be a eunuch. β
"Then who will be the emperor?"
"I am the emperor!"
"You are Wu Zetian!"
"Yes!"
"Wu Zetian is dark! I'm going to take his wishful husband into a gelding! Help me...... Help......"
"You be quiet, your parents will hear it for a while, and they think I have done something to you!"
"I just want them to hear that only my parents can save their son. Mom and Dad, you will have no son from now on, and your son will not be able to fulfill his filial piety with you. Your daughter-in-law is going to give me to the gelding, she is pregnant with my seed, and now she is going to unload the mill and kill the donkey. β
"Alright...... All right...... I'm not messing with you, seriously, you really don't remember what you were going to do today? β
"We're making out today?" Wang En said with a hippie smile.
"I'm not in the mood to joke with you. I said yesterday that I was going home today. β
"This is your home! In the future, I will be pressed in this deep mountain and old forest, and you will have to dream of being Wu Zetian when you return to the city, and I will be miserable by then. β
"I'm not kidding you. I mean, I'll go back and talk to my parents, and you can talk to your parents at home, and get our things done. β
Wang En reached out to touch Shen Bing's belly and said, "You won't really be pregnant!" I'm a sharpshooter! 100 steps through Yang, 100 shots. β
"...... I'm so angry that you don't have a proper way anymore. β
"Good...... Good...... I'm teasing you. Well...... Wang En rolled over and stretched a big lazy waist. Wow...... Get up and run errands. β
"I'll go back at noon, and you can help me pack my luggage later"
"......"
"you."
"Minions, let's go."
"Slow down, let's serve the palace first" Shen Bing also made an appearance.
"Gotcha! Master, slow down, don't stretch your waist. β
"Little Enzi is so good, you carry me to Gong!"
"Master, that thatched house is too smelly, let the servant go get the toilet for you"
"Haha...... It's fun enough, you'll be my minion in the future, do you hear? β
"......"
After lunch, Wang Enqiang wanted to accompany Shen Bing back to Pucheng, Shen Bing said, "If you go, you have to take the car back by yourself, it's troublesome, don't go." β
"No, I'm not worried about you driving alone, and besides, you're not familiar with the road conditions here."
"Oops! It's okay, what are you watching out for with my technique. I'm already a veteran driver. β
Wang Xinghai said: "So be it! Let Xiaosi accompany you to Zhexi City. You are really not familiar with the country road here, and the curves are big. Xiao Si went to the city and could take the afternoon bus back without delay. β
"Oh well! Just do what my uncle says! β
"That's fine! It's also very convenient to get on the highway in the city. β
"Hmm!"
There wasn't much luggage to go back, just a few changes of clothes for Shen Bing and some usual toiletries. Pack your luggage into the car. Shen Bing said goodbye to Wang En's parents and drove out of the yard. Under the big banyan tree at the entrance of the village, there are still a few old people and bare-bottomed children, the old people are sitting and dozing, and the children are chasing and playing. Hearing the roar of the car, several old people who were dozing off tried to see the people in the car with their eyes blurred by cataracts, and when they saw this rare object coming, the children also stopped playing and sniffled and looked at the car curiously.
"Why do you have so many red cloths on this tree!" Shen Bing asked.
"I'm afraid that the tree will be cold in winter, so wrap it in the cold."
"I've seen people wrapping trees, and they're all wrapped around the roots! How are you wrapped around the girdle and branches? β
"The tree in your city is afraid of cold in the lower body, but this tree in our village is afraid of cold in the upper body"
"How do you know where it's cold and the trees can't speak."
"Who says it won't. Our tree has become an immortal, and he will speak. That year, it dreamed of the most prestigious old patriarch in our village. β
"Really, fake. How can I send you, now you always talk like you are bragging. How did I not find out before. Isn't it familiar that the nature is revealed! You're not going to be a bad person, are you? β
"Let me tell you so! I am a man who does not tell all lies and does not tell all truths. People are still serious young people who can stand the test of time and history. β
"What a lie! I don't brag about it, and I still talk around and around, which is really tiring. In the future, when you are with me, you will talk to such a person who is not right, and see how I clean you up. β
"I'm willing to clean up whatever you want. Let the horses come! ComebabyοΌ β
"I think you're a little deranged! I can't speak human words anymore! β
"That's it! Don't let you get distracted. Drive well! β