1953 A joke that is not a joke
"What's the matter. ”
Gu Qingfeng said with a smile: "I'm still afraid that they will find trouble with the master?"
"You kid isn't afraid, but you can't stand the old man's fear!" Huo De said angrily: "Since I met your kid, the old man hasn't had a good day, and his mother is worried all day long, for fear that your kid will be slaughtered." ”
"Yo, listen to this, it seems like you're driving your grandfather away?"
"Catch up with Mao, the old man means to let your kid be honest and cause less trouble, even if some things come to the door, you kid can't bear it? Just like this time, you kid just endured it, you have to go out, go out, you have to find such a big fun, this guy is whole, either the giant of the great wilderness or the blessed land of the cave, I heard that the holy land is forbidden land, the ancestors of the ruins and ruins are here, and even his mother's heavenly power has come down, and your kid almost broke the sky. ”
"If you're having fun, of course you're going to have a lot of fun. Gu Qingfeng said with a playful smile: "Ye originally wanted to only find the fun of the Nine Heavens Immortal Dao, who knew that the Nine Heavens Immortal Dao was smart this time, and there was no way, so he had to go to find other people's fun, and he went out, so he had to find a fun, otherwise it would be boring, you said it was not this reason." ”
"The key is that your kid is looking for too much fun? In front of the Nine Heavens Immortal Dao, you killed ten Great Dao Destiny not to mention, but he even smashed ten Heavenly Destiny Hearts in front of God, and the old man found that your kid's courage is really getting bigger and bigger, it's just boundless. ”
Huo De counted the ancient breeze, poured a sip of wine, and said: "People suspect that your kid is the original sin Allah has not wronged you at all, change to the old man, the old man will also suspect, now your kid has begun to ride on God's neck to shit and pee, and when your kid really becomes the original sin Allah, one day he will really slaughter the three thousand avenues and destroy this heaven and earth." ”
"Hahaha!"
Gu Qingfeng was happy, raised his glass and drank, and then said very seriously: "Huode, tell you honestly, if you doubt it, even I doubt that I may be the original sin Allah, maybe Lao Tzu will really slaughter the three thousand avenues in anger in the future, if you look at this heaven and earth is not pleasant, it will be destroyed." ”
"What! you ......"
Looking at Huo De's stunned appearance, Gu Qingfeng laughed happily.
"You kid...... Is it serious, or is it to scare the old man?"
"Just kidding, you're afraid of a hair, even if the master really becomes the original sin Allah, can he still kill you?"
"If you kid really become the original sin Allah, will the old man still use you to kill?
"Don't say it. Gu Qingfeng smiled: "This is really a troublesome matter, but don't worry, if the master really wants to destroy the heavens and the earth in the future, he will definitely kill you first, and you will definitely not be left alone to die alone." ”
"Get out of the calf! you kid really has no conscience!" Huo De said angrily: "Fortunately, Tianji Niangniang said that the matter of the Book of Destiny is a rumor, otherwise an old man would have to kill you first if he fought for this old life." ”
"Save it, Huode, just your old life, the master will slap you down, and tell you to go around in the reincarnation passage more than 108,000 times. ”
"Don't be complacent, you rabbit cub!" Huo De gritted his teeth, pointed at Gu Qingfeng, and shouted angrily: "The old man will beat you down one day." ”
At this time, Xiao Jin'er next to her suddenly called Gu Qingfeng: "Big brother." ”
"What's wrong?"
Xiao Jin'er looked at Gu Qingfeng and asked with a complicated look in her eyes, "What if...... Jin'er said that if, if one day in the future, this world can't accommodate the big brother, will the big brother really destroy the world?"
"Why would you suddenly ask such a question? ”
"No, I heard the big brother joking with Grandpa Huode just now, Jin'er was a little curious, so I want to know. ”
"Of course not. ”
"Why?"
Gu Qingfeng smiled and raised his hand to scratch Xiao Jin'er's nose, and said, "Because Jin'er is still in this heaven and earth, how can the eldest brother destroy this heaven and earth." ”
"What if...... At that time, Jin'er will no longer be in heaven and earth. ”
"Where can you go if you are not in heaven and earth?"
"Anyway, it's not just gone, not only Jin'er is not there, Grandpa Huode, Sister Wu, all the people that the big brother cares about are not in the world anymore, will the big brother destroy the heaven and the earth?"
Gu Qingfeng shook his head, didn't even think about it, and responded: "No." ”
"Why?" Xiao Jin'er tilted her little head slightly, blinked her big smart eyes, and asked: "Since the people that the big brother cares about are gone, the big brother has no attachment and reluctance, and the world can't accommodate the big brother, why doesn't the big brother destroy the heaven and the earth?"
"Silly girl. Gu Qingfeng stared at Xiao Jin'er, and after a while, he smiled slightly: "Big brother won't let you disappear in the middle of heaven and earth." ”
Beside.
Huode and Scarlet Moon both felt a little strange, and they didn't know why the good little Jin'er would suddenly ask such a question.
Huo De glared at Gu Qingfeng and complained: "You said that you kid didn't pick a time when he was joking, I didn't know that Xiao Jin'er was here." After that, Huo De comforted Xiao Jin'er again and said: "Jin'er, your eldest brother was joking with me just now, don't take it seriously, let's live well, no one will disappear, you won't disappear, I won't disappear, and your eldest brother won't disappear." ”
"What's more, Tianji Niangniang also personally came forward to refute the rumors, the original sin is not a sin, and the ancient boy is not the original sin Allah, so don't think cranky." ”
Huode and Scarlet Moon both persuaded one after another, however, as if Xiao Jin'er hadn't heard it at all, she kept staring at Gu Qingfeng, her eyes were a little red, as if she was about to cry, and continued to ask: "What if the eldest brother has to choose one between Jin'er and heaven and earth?"
Without waiting for Gu Qingfeng to answer, Xiao Jin'er said again: "There is also Grandpa Huode in heaven and earth, Sister Wu, and Sister Night...... Big brother, all the people who care about are in heaven and earth, big brother...... How will you choose?"
"Jin'er. ”
Gu Qingfeng pulled Xiao Jin'er over, hugged her into his arms, and said, "Do you believe in big brother?"
For some reason, Jin'er buried her head in Gu Qingfeng's arms and suddenly cried bitterly, saying: "Jin'er believes in the big brother! ”
"Since you believe me, the big brother will tell you, I will not let you disappear between heaven and earth, never! Yes! No! Yes! No time, if I am asked to make a choice between Jin'er and heaven and earth, I will definitely choose Jin'er, if the three thousand avenues cannot tolerate you, I will slaughter the three thousand avenues, if the heaven and earth cannot tolerate you, I will destroy this heaven and earth. ”
"Woo woo woo ......"
Xiao Jin'er lay in pain in Gu Qingfeng's arms.
Xiao Jin'er cried for a long, long time, the tears of crying were dry, and she was exhausted from crying, maybe she was tired of crying, so Xiao Jin'er fell asleep in Gu Qingfeng's arms.
(End of chapter)