Chapter 92: Paper Cake
On the second day of the Divine Apocalypse, the ancient Ya was corrupted, the people were poisoned, the blood flowed like a river, it was night, the gods were angry, the fire was monstrous, and all the evil places were burned, and there were rumors in the streets, the city lord was crazy, the treasure jade was stolen, the days changed, and the chaos began, this is the calamity of all evils - the first chapter and the second section of the Divine Apocalypse of the Heavenly God Record. This is a chapter recorded in the Records of the Heavenly Gods of the Heaven and Earth Society many years later, which more truly reflects the cause of the great changes in Guyagan, as for who the author of this book is, and why the various past events of the Heavenly Gods are recorded so clearly, it has always been an unsolved mystery.
Tonight's Guyaan is destined to be sleepless, the fires that rose in all corners, with the wind intensifying, Gu Yuntian sent all the fire extinguishers, fire extinguishing vehicles and combat aircraft, so that the scope of the fire can be controlled humbly, coupled with the unique humid environment and water source of the seaside city, this will not burn Guyaan. "This fire is really big, it won't burn to us," Yun Jiu asked worriedly, "Dad, don't worry, I carefully investigated it again when I set the fire, except for those gangs and chambers of commerce, it will definitely not form a large-scale fire" Yun Jin patiently explained.
"You dead monkey, run to set fire and don't say a word, such a fun thing, how can you enjoy it alone, look at yourself, the monkey hair is burned in the east and west, I think you don't have to see people tomorrow, as soon as you go out, you will be seen by others" Yun Jiu complained. "Xiang'er said, I'll tidy it up for me in a while, it's absolutely invisible, besides, I'm not going out on the street with my bare buttocks, and I still have clothes, besides, didn't you tell me about your task?" Yun Jin said arrogantly, "Hey, what are these paintings, big brother, come and see" Xiang'er, who was holding the basin of water and preparing to repair Yun Jin's hair, looked at a few pieces of paper on the table and asked Yun Lang.
Yun Jiu and Yun Jin glanced at each other dumbly, Yun Jin quickly rushed over, grabbed the paper, and stuffed one into his mouth after dividing it by two, chewing it while pretending to be delicious, "Dad, the taste you bought is really good, otherwise, you can also have two", Yun Jiu squeezed his eyebrows and said dryly, "I'm not hungry, I look at the night scene, you can eat it yourself." "What, where did you buy it? I'll taste it" Yun Lang got up curiously and said, Yun Jin had three or four in his hand, and he couldn't eat it in one breath if he ordered him, and it was still so hard to swallow.
Looking at Yun Jin, who was in a hurry, Yun Jiuyi gritted his teeth, grabbed two of his sheets, rolled them up and said, "Didn't I teach you?" How do you want to eat", and then quickly stuffed the "roll" in his hand into his mouth. "Brother, this is what my father bought for me in order to treat me, don't rob it" After speaking, without saying a word, he rolled up the paper and stuffed it in his mouth, but soon he was dumbfounded, because Yun Jiu ate two of them, one of which was Yun Lang's stick.
Yun Jin was anxious until Yun Jiu muttered "Stick, stick", and Yun Jiuhu, who was chewing and creaking in his mouth, glanced at him and grunted, "Alas, you stinky monkey, you actually scolded me", Yun Jin hurriedly grabbed the exposed paper, and whispered, "Dad, you ate my stick method", Yun Jiu, who was shocked, immediately shouted, "Alas, I forgot to brush my teeth" After speaking, he rushed into the bathroom.
"What the hell are you doing, where did you come from, why didn't I see it, come here, where are you looking, the guy who eats alone" Qiu Xiang'er complained, the bathroom was robbed by her father, Qiu Xiang'er was calling herself again, Yun Jin had to chew desperately, and walked over with an embarrassed smile.
Qiu Xiang'er's double knives are really powerful, swinging the knife like the wind, and soft as a hong, a moment later, a brand-new Yunjin face appeared in front of everyone, scraping the face of monkey hair, and there was still a bit of human heroism, Qiu Xiang'er was a little stunned for a while. Yun Jin, who was a little uncomfortable, touched his face and said, "What, is it ugly?" Qiu Xiang'er smiled shyly and said, "Well, it's very ugly", and then left with a smile, "Not bad?" There is still a bit of grace, Xiangmei, you have picked up the treasure this time" Yunlang came over to look at it and quipped, "Big brother, don't talk nonsense" Xiang'er complained and turned around.
Yun Jiu finally came out, although his face was not very good-looking, but he did brush his teeth, but he brushed it thoroughly, because his gums were bleeding "Wow, handsome man, come on, dad take a good look" Yun Jiu grabbed Yun Jin's arm hair and dragged it vigorously. "Dad, you light, it hurts" Yun Jin got up and protested as he walked, Yun Jiu whispered in a low voice, "You still know that it hurts, my teeth are bleeding, you kid don't wipe your reckless ass again, I'll pull your monkey hair." Anyway, I'm glad I didn't draw it on the iron plate, otherwise, you wouldn't have to say it's a discus, kill me, you dead monkey."
"Dad, what are you muttering?" Yun Lang asked curiously, "I'm asking him, do you want to shave the rest of the monkey hair" Yun Jiu replied angrily, "Oh, that's a good dare, the whole monkey becomes a human, a perfect evolutionary history" Yun Lang also laughed, "Go, you are the evolutionary history" Yun Jin said angrily.
After dealing with the basin, Qiu Xiang'er knew that they were making fun of Yun Jin again, and came over to complain, "You are not allowed to make fun of Brother Jin, he is our hero now", "Okay, it will be dawn soon, eighteen, let's talk about it, what are you going to arrange later" Yun Jiuyan asked in a straight manner. Yun Lang said with an expression of the battle situation, "We have done what should be done, and we have done what we shouldn't do, now we are waiting, our departure time is preliminarily set for this afternoon, Dad's mission today is canceled, we don't have to go to the civilian air field, you contact the fishing boat later, the king-hunting battle is the time for us to leave." ”
Yun Jin was obviously not addicted, and said a little unwillingly, "Ah, such a good day, and it's okay again?" "Sleeping, too, anyway, I'm going to sleep beautifully for a day," Yunlang said. "Okay, listen to you, I want to rest too" Yun Jiu echoed, "Dad, didn't you just brush your teeth?" How did you go to sleep," Yun Jin asked, "Brush your teeth before going to bed, didn't I teach you?" Yun Jiu said angrily, "This is really nothing" Yun Jin said with a straight face, Yun Jiu said with a speechless expression, "Okay, then I will officially teach you now, you brush your teeth now, and then go to sleep", and closed the door with a bang.
Yun Jin smiled awkwardly, and said to Qiu Xiang'er and Yun Lang, "Dad, I'm going to take a shower, the smell of smoke all over my body", "What happened to the two of them, weird" Qiu Xiang'er said suspiciously, "I know, it shouldn't be playing chess again, forget it, no matter, Sister Xiang, you also go to rest" Yun Lang didn't care.
In this way, when the night was over, they began to rest, but when the time reached more than eight o'clock, Yunlang was woken up by the knock on the door, and as soon as the door opened, Hou Feile broke in, and the room was full of thieves and said, "Big brother, my dad is invited." "What are you looking for, do you have someone like you? The devil is like entering the village," Yun Lang complained after him, "What is the devil?" Hou Fei asked curiously, "A devil is not a thing, this is an old saying, forget it, you understand it, anyway, you just remember that a devil is not a good thing, you haven't answered me yet, what are you looking for" Yun Lang leaned lazily on the sofa and yawned.
"Looking for your sister?" Hou Fei said with a straight face, Yun Lang jumped up when he heard it and said, "Damn, what are you talking about, early in the morning, look for a fight", Hou Fei, who looked aggrieved, said innocently, "Big brother, what did I say, you reacted so much, didn't you say that you have a sister?" Princess, the pretty one." "Eighteen, who, I quarreled with you so early in the morning" Yun Jiu opened the door and asked curiously, "Ah, this must be Uncle Yun, my name is Hou Fei, I am Lang's brother, my father heard that you are a friend of Uncle Lei, so I sent my little nephew over, please talk to everyone, disturb your rest, sorry" Hou Fei is the son of a big family after all, and the etiquette he said on this trip is quite in place.
"Ah, it's Xiaofei's nephew, Lang'er also mentioned you yesterday, and I was about to go to the mansion to visit the Hou Ye, I never thought that yesterday and last night were too chaotic in this city, so I was afraid of causing you trouble" Yun Jiuli smiled sincerely. Hou Fei heard it and looked at the father and son, and secretly said that this eldest brother's father is really not an ordinary person, this upbringing and etiquette are quite in place, but why is the eldest brother so gangster, he looked at Yunlang, and found that Yunlang was glaring at him, and immediately said, "Uncle, don't be polite, Uncle Lei and my father are friends of life and death, Uncle Lei's friend is my father's friend, this is the original words that my father wants to bring to you, you must not refuse."
"Haha, since that's the case, then I won't shirk it, we will definitely disturb your mansion at noon, so let's do it, Lang'er, you can greet your brother, go in first for your father" Yun Jiu turned around and said, watching Yun Jiu leave, Yun Lang breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "My mom, I finally understand why you want to run away now, just this crepe talk, I feel uncomfortable to listen to, not to mention having to face it every day."
"You just know, this is just talking, if you enter the city lord's mansion or something, then there are many rules" Hou Fei was paralyzed on the sofa and grinned, "Your family won't be like this, right?" Yun Lang said in surprise, "You've been there, what do you think?" Hou Fei grabbed a fruit and said while eating, "I feel okay, anyway, you are very unruly, and you don't pour a cup of tea" Yun Lang also picked up a fruit and ate.
"Big brother, where is your sister? I got up early in the morning today, but I came for her" Hou Fei looked around, "You kid, don't want your sister, your sister is on your lips, okay, I want to smoke you, she is resting in the next room, when you see it, be anxious" Yunlang said with disdain.
"Oh, by the way, when are you going to leave, big brother?" Hou Fei said with a straight face, "Soon, our preliminary decision is tonight" Yun Lang replied indifferently, "Tonight?" Now that the whole city is under martial law and the civil banks have stopped, how do you go? Go over," Hou Fei said suspiciously, "You don't care about it, I have my own way, can you go?" Yunlang asked.
"I want to leave, but it may be a few days late, my mother asked me to wait for her to go back to my grandmother's house together, alas, it's really depressing" Hou Fei sighed, "It's okay to be a few days late, I'll wait for you in Federburg" Yun Lang said, the two little guys chatted for a while, Hou Fei said goodbye, although he didn't see Yun Lang and his sister, but the old man at home was still waiting for a reply, and he had to leave.
As soon as Hou Fei left, Yun Jiu came out and hurriedly asked, "What's the situation?" Also your plan? Yunlang shook his head with a smile and said, "It's not a loss to the Hou Ye from the academy, as soon as he comes back, he will be eyeing us, amazing, hehe." "Ah, so fast, what should I do, do I want to go?" Yun Jiu said in surprise, "Anyway, everyone is fine today, such a good friend, of course you have to go to the meeting" Yun Lang said, "My friend? Yun Jiu said suspiciously, "Of course, you are our parent, and the Thunder City Lord told you, you forgot" Yun Lang reminded.
Yun Jiu thought about it, and suddenly realized, "Oh, I remembered, before leaving, the Lord of Lei City seemed to have mentioned such a person, what is it called", "Hou Zhan, the boss of the Haoyuan Hall in Guya City" Yun Lang added, "You talked about Hou Fei yesterday, I said how is this surname so familiar, I see, okay, go and call them up later, ready to go to the banquet, haha" Yun Jiu said happily.
Hou Mansion went to the banquet, at 12 o'clock at noon, Yun Jiu four people dressed in a new as scheduled, Yun Jiu conjoined Zhongshan ancient costume windbreaker, walking like the wind, chic and dignified, Yun Lang was dressed in a yellow inner strength and a soft small coat, and the living waves were heroic. The most special thing is Qiu Xiang'er after careful dressing, purple clothes and cloud sleeves, hair bun braids, sideburns and double hanging, three points immature, seven points elegant, Tingting falls, under the support of Yunjin, a bodyguard village who is also stepping up and mighty, it is even more incomprehensible. Although Yunjin is still the same set of tiger skin skirts, he has a tiger's waist, a clean and heroic face, a broken knife wrapped in a shoulder cloth on his back, a double knife with a cold blade at his waist, a black iron cloud stick on his shoulder, his eyes are like electricity when he walks, the wind and thunder are surging, and the momentum is even more prosperous in the past.
Hou Fei, who was waiting at the door early, was extremely excited when he saw everyone, and respectfully held his hand and said, "Uncle Yun, please", outside the living room, Hou Zhan and his brothers were already waiting for it. "Haha, Brother Yun Xian, as Brother Lei said, the dragon and phoenix among the people, the momentum is extraordinary, when I saw it today, Sheng felt that his words were too simple, he came to Guya for a few days, and he had never seen each other, and he prepared a little wine today to apologize, please" Hou Zhan said boldly, Hou Zhan had already learned about the general situation of Yun Jiu through Lei Hu last night, so he said so.
"Haha, Brother Hou Zhan has a good reputation, when he first came to the treasure land, he knew that the eldest brother was entangled in official business and was not in the city, so he did not disturb the sister-in-law, today the eldest brother invited, the virtuous brother was careless, a small courtesy, not a respect, and I hope to smile" Yun Jiu took a small bag handed by Yun Lang and handed it over cautiously, this meal is not eaten for nothing, in Montenegro, it is because of Gu Fengying's invitation. If he still has red mouth and white teeth here, and comes empty-handed, it will be very unstandard, so Yun Jiu painlessly took the bag of pearls and gems that Yun Lang gave him, selected a few inconspicuous ones, and sent them out.
Hou Zhan listened, smiled slightly, took the gift bag, handed it to Ye Yi, and then held hands to introduce everyone, and later Yun Jiu also introduced his three children, Hou Zhan was very taken aback when he heard Yun Jiu's introduction, in addition to Yun Lang's ordinary point, Qiu Xiang'er and Yun Jin were both masters at first glance, especially a highly humanized burst beast like Yun Jin, he saw it for the first time.
At the beginning of the banquet, Hou Fei squeezed into the middle of Yun Lang and Qiu Xiang'er with a shy face, the eldest brother shouted shortly, but his eyes never left Qiu Xiang'er for a moment. Hou Zhan, who had a good conversation, looked at the inconspicuous Yunlang from time to time, and his heart was full of questions, what kind of dog temper his son was, he knew best, he could make this guy obedient, with a look of flies circling around the meat, he was still seeing it for the first time, is this child really ordinary? He kept asking himself that.
The thin young bear was also here, and he was secretly observing everyone, but his eyes were the same as most people, more on Qiu Xiang'er's body, but he didn't see the beauty, but the calm temperament she showed, and secretly said in his heart, this little girl is definitely not simple. Yun Jin, who was completely ignored, in addition to drinking or drinking, it didn't take long for a brother from Haoyuan Hall beside him to be drunk down, Yun Jin's face did not change color, and his heart beat lightly and said, "The amount of alcohol is too small, it's boring."
He said this casually, but the listener was interested, and the brothers of Haoyuantang at the table suddenly became impulsive, first saluting him bowl by bowl, and then simply doing it one jar at a time, while Hou Zhan and Yun Jiu just glanced at each other, and continued to chat pretending not to see it.
After thirty years of drinking, after another round of wine, the brothers of Haoyuantang were all drunk, holding back their vigor and persevering, with a look of Guan Gong's Yunjin, they stood up majestically, and said proudly, "Happy, thank you, I'll go outside to sober up", and rushed out without waiting for everyone's reaction after speaking. Yun Jiu said to Hou Zhan embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I'm used to not knowing the rules", Hou Zhan waved his hand again and again, "It's okay, it's okay", Hou Fei said in surprise, "This is also your younger brother?" Yunlang said proudly, "Of course, why can't you?" Hou Fei gave a thumbs up and said, "Big brother, it's amazing."
"Roar, the five elements of heaven and earth guard, the gossip line is boundless, the universe is broken, and there is no law" This is the first four sentences of the initial general outline of the five elements gossip mixed yuan stick heart method, Yunjin looked up to the sky and roared, and then the stick pointed to the sky, the momentum was like the god of war, and the wind around was thunderous. Yun Jin's movement immediately aroused everyone's curiosity, and they all went out of the hall to watch the martial arts field from a distance, and the "roar" burst from the inside out, agitated and surrounded, and began to form a white mist, Yun Jin continued, "Rain from all sides of the water, pour up the fence and monstrous providence, and break the sky between the movement and the silence" The black iron cloud rod erected in the middle of the courtyard finally moved at this moment, and the stick started silently. Yun Jin's hand seemed to be a light and breezy baton, which made people who were accustomed to the momentum of the golden iron horse of cold weapons slightly stunned.
But then everyone held their breath and condensed, such a large martial arts arena, the breath was completely driven by the diffuse mist, and the rain on all sides was boundless from the water, this move, combined with the water qi that Yun Jin had comprehended, absorbed the water element in the air, forming a water potential centered on him, the qi formed into water, and the water condensed into drops, but it did not fall, and it was slowly condensing into a line, moving in stillness, which was shocking. The inverted fence was monstrous, the man finally moved, the stick also moved, and countless phantoms were reflected in the raindrops and rain lines, and then the clouds and gold roared in the sky, soaring into the sky, and the huge rain then moved to the sky.
At this moment, there is only one thought in everyone's hearts, he will not pierce the sky, and then a thunderous sound came from the sky, and Yun Jin also fell in response, the martial arts arena was shocked, and the hall was also dusty, and Yun Lang, who was concentrating on food, covered his plate with his hand irritably and muttered, "Make such a big move, for fear that others will not know that you are advanced again, show off the goods, and roar the sky and the earth after learning a little fur, foolish."
The dust dispersed, and Yun Jin trampled on a big pit in the middle of the martial arts arena, and the broken stone slabs spread like spider webs, Yun Jin carried a stick and Yun lightly got up, followed by a rain arrow "booming" and falling neatly, and the entire martial arts arena was suddenly beaten into a sieve, and small holes directly penetrated the thick stone slabs, and everyone was dumbfounded.
The Five Elements Bagua Mixed Yuan Stick comes from the ancient martial arts moves, and finally begins to show in front of the world with a new attitude. The five elements are metal, wood, water, fire, and earth five original elements, which are the void of the stick, and the eight trigrams are Qian, Kun, Zhen, Xun, Kan, Li, Gen, and Dui, symbolizing the heaven, earth, thunder, wind, water, fire, mountain, and Ze eight kinds of natural power, a hexagram contains three moves, and the combination of the eight trigrams is twenty-four strokes, which is the reality of the stick. Yun Jin just used the three tricks of leaving the water in the gossip and leaving the duel, these three moves are both offensive and defensive, the combination of movement and static, soft and rigid, and the momentum is not ordinary, but Yun Lang is right, he really only exerted the power of the appearance of this move, the real power of water, it is definitely not so simple.
However, Yun Jin is definitely not what Yun Lang said, from getting the stick to now, people have not cultivated properly, in such a short period of time, there is such a comprehension, and it already belongs to the demon generation. Martial arts is a real master to lead the door, practice depends on the individual, personal comprehension ability determines everything for you, Yun Lang understood the rules when he wrote the mind and drew the move diagram, so he gave him a stick when he said.
Yunjin is the first to comprehend the breath of water in the five elements, and it also confirms that the heaven and earth are not enough to make up for the loss, the spirit monkey clan is the most prosperous wood, followed by the earth, Yunjin is in the red gold spider cave evil gold element, and has obtained a fourth-level breakthrough, he is a male monkey, and there is no shortage of yang fire, so the most lacking is the water of femininity. After the fourth level, Yun Jin was first forcibly laid by Gu Fengying, then moistened by the god-level wine, and then tempered by the cliff battle, and finally forced by Yun Lang to precipitate his state of mind.