Chapter 65: It's a master, not a daughter-in-law (ask for recommendation votes!) Ask for Collection!! )
"Gotta gotcha, Ah Zheng is a good scar and forgot the pain, when I saw the girl from the island country, I forgot Grandma Qiao Biluo so quickly."
"Qiao Biluo: A new generation replaces the old, used to be called Xiao Tiantian, but now it is called other people's grandmother."
"But there is one thing to say, after all, riding a Yanma is a glorious thing, and a little passing in terms of appearance is enough."
"What you said upstairs makes sense, it's mainly that kind of atmosphere!"
"Comrades! I want to learn a foreign language!! ”
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Looking at the barrage, Li Zheng pursed his lips, but he still said seriously.
"In this game, it's not like you can successfully eat chicken if you have good marksmanship."
After all, Li Zheng has always been able to fool people in this regard.
"Think about it, no matter how good your marksmanship is, it is impossible for you to face the bag of enemies from different directions alone, then you will be in a box at that time."
"Of course, your marksmanship is really good, with one against three, but after all, there are still many uncertainties in this game, such as Tianhuo, if you are accidentally hit, you still have to form a box.
All in all......"
"If you're not careful, you're going to end up in a box?" Igda replied weakly.
She was a little frightened, this game is so scary!
"Understanding!" Li Zheng praised it from the bottom of his heart.
"But if that's the case, how are we supposed to get first place?" The purebred sprout of Igda is a little confused.
"It's too early for you.
After all, as a newcomer, you are far inferior to a killing god like me. There are three things you need to pay attention to now. ”
"Which three?" Igda immediately asked.
It's rare to meet such an enthusiastic teammate.
I remember that in the last two games, she was directly solved by her teammates because of Taicai.
Tatsuko vaguely remembers that before his teammates knocked him down, he seemed to have said a word...... It's a voice changer, get out of here!
There was also a game where teammates said all sorts of nasty things.
And now this one is different, so enthusiastic and gentle to say!
"Ahem, this first!" Li Zheng began his own flickering road.
"First, you have to avoid the fight as much as possible, and the best way to do that is to go headlong into the safety zone, hide in a corner and don't move around.
Of course, even if this is the case, you have a certain chance of being bumped into by others, so this is the second point that we need to pay attention to. ”
"The second point...... What does it look like spicy? "Iguoda was obviously fooled by Li Zhengcheng.
"It's a sneak attack!" Li Zheng coughed slightly, looking like a god explaining.
"For example, before you hide here, you should think about what you should do if someone finds you, so you should always have a smoke bomb in your hand when you are hiding."
"Siguyi!! I know this, and I can blow them up when they get close! Igda screamed excitedly.
"Wrong! Miss by a mile! Li Zheng was a little speechless,
Sure enough, it's a sprout, and the smoke bomb and the fragmentation grenade can't be clearly distinguished.
"Forget what I told you, come first! This smoke bomb is not for you to blow up the other side, but so that you can perform a third point when the sneak attack fails! ”
"The third point is actually very simple, but also the most important, and that is...... Run! ”
"Uh......" Iguoda was stunned, as if trying to parse the meaning of Li Zheng's words.
"Da Zhuzi, do you know that we have a saying here called staying in the green mountains without fear of no firewood, you must know that the true meaning of this game is not to let you fight and kill, but to let you live to the end.
As long as you live, you can have the last laugh.,Let you kill as many people as you want.,Finally, if you're accidentally attacked by someone else.,Then you can only give the chicken to the mouth.。。 ”
"Because you're a newcomer, there's one last thing you need to pay attention to...... Run! If you can't beat it, you run. ”
"What if you can beat it?"
Listening to Iguoda's stupid and cute tone, Li Zheng did not panic at all.
"How do you know you're going to be able to fight? Do you think you're like me, a Jedi god killer? ”
"Wow, wow!"
Li Zheng: "......"
Who knows what this young lady means by that?
It seems that you have to find a chance to learn Japanese another day, otherwise when you watch the goddess to relieve your boredom, you will encounter a film without subtitles, which is really a bit difficult to overcome.
"You know, I've taught you so much, in the strict sense of the word, you should call me a master." Li Zheng began to play with the idea of Igda's coffin.
If you can accept a young lady from an island country as an apprentice, it will be exciting to think about it.
"I know this, you have taught me so much, you are my daughter-in-law!!"
Li Zheng: "......"
"It's not a daughter-in-law, it's a master!"
"Suit ......"
All right.
It's definitely impossible to count on the pronunciation standard of a young lady from an island country, but ...... This apprentice seems to have such an inexplicable and wonderful harvest?
It was a bit of a surprise that things went well!!
"Then Xifu, where should we go now, escape?" Igda was deeply influenced by Li Zheng.
After walking out of the next house with an M416 with a second-level head and a first-level defensive armor, he prepared to hide.
Well...... My daughter-in-law said that everything comes first!
Li Zheng was more miserable than Da Zhengzi, he didn't pick up the SKS and hand crossbow he wanted, and only picked up an S686.
This made him say Alexander, who had taken in the apprentice and was ready to show off his skills.
Moreover, he only has a troll on his body, and although he does not have defensive armor, he does have a first-level head.
It's just that this green color makes Li Zheng not like it very much.
The important thing is that he won't use S686, he can only serve as a warning for the opposite side of the firecrackers, and if he really wants to fight, it is estimated that there will only be a box.
Of course.
Since he chose to fight in the jungle, Li Zheng did not expect this situation.
However, is it possible that with his newly acquired little apprentice, he will be embarrassed in the first game?
Li Zheng thought about it and felt that he had to stand up.
"What a wimple!"
"Sorry for me, my name is Da Qizi!" Igda corrected.
"Okay, okay, I know you're big." The corners of Li Zheng's mouth twitched, "Since you are willing to recognize me as a master, then naturally the master can't treat you badly." ”
"Is Xifu going to teach me any more game skills!?" Da Qizi was particularly excited.
"Of course not, the three points I just mentioned, if you can fully grasp them, it will be enough for you to cross the Jedi battlefield."
Speaking of this, Li Zheng coughed, "Come, you can accept this green hat, this is a gift for your teacher." ”
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