Chapter 844: Oolong Media's Oolong Report

Lin Zaishan was still thinking about keeping a low profile at this time, and he didn't plan to deal with it toughly, so he turned his head and asked the sea eating master: "Do you still have star coins?" Pay for me. ”

Master Hai Eater complained reluctantly while paying the bill as if he had been cut off from his heart: "Master Lin, you can really do it, with an evil smile, you will drink my 5.55 million star coins." ”

The waiter of the gourmet restaurant withdrew his arms SAI and sneered: "Earthlings hillbilly, even dare to play tricks on the Oolong Star, beware of being played to death in minutes." ”

Lin Zaishan pretended not to hear it, and used his ability to generate a new wine glass, and handed half of the sky-high wine to the sea eating master, "Blessings and hardships are shared, let's laugh evilly together." ”

"Okay, okay." The sea eating master raised his neck and drank the wine dry, and sure enough, he showed an "evil" smile.

Lin Zaishan first sniffed at the side of his nose, then took a sip and tasted it, and analyzed it with the consciousness code, thinking: "This evil smile recipe is not a big deal, but the spell code contained in it is quite powerful. ”

He was cracking the spell code in the evil smile when the gourmet shop suddenly went viral, and the waiter who had threatened him unleashed hundreds of SAIs again, surrounding him again.

Lin Zaishan asked, "What does this mean?" Didn't I pay the bill just now? ”

"This guest, our evil smile is not your way of drinking."

"I bought this wine, I can drink it as much as I want!" Lin Zaishan responded sternly.

"Hey, are you drinking? It's clearly stealing our secret recipe. I think you're a commercial espionage! ”

Lin Zaishan said: "If you are afraid that others will taste the secret recipe of fine wine, then don't sell it openly in the market. Since there is a kind of public peddling, it doesn't matter what the customers drink. ”

"Strong words! Take him down for me! ”

The waiter gave an order, and hundreds of armed SAIs attacked Lin Zaishan at the same time. They unleash a large number of psychic disturbance spells and blocking energy fields.

Lin Zaishan's figure flickered, and he easily escaped the siege. He wanted to find the sea eater to help him reason, but found that this foodie had fled far away.

At this time, the portal of the gourmet store was radiant, and 5 intelligent plants came out one after another, all of them exuding powerful energy, and it seemed that they were all seventh-level plus star soul powerhouses, and the intelligent plant headed by them was still eighth-level.

The leader of this plant said to Lin Zaishan in a high-dimensional language: "I am Jiao Mu, the chief chef of this restaurant, as long as you obediently restrain your hands, you can be spared death for the time being; Stubborn resistance will make you lose your soul on the spot! ”

Lin Zaishan said with a smile: "Kill diners at every turn, how did your gourmet restaurant manage to do such a prosperous business?" ”

"Hehe, the reason why our business is booming is because we dare to take tough measures against nasty diners like you, so as to ensure the dignity and dignity of high-end diners."

Chef Scorched Wood replied as he struck (or twigs or branches, to be exact) to attack Lin Zaishan's vital point, and the latter dodged in a fluttering shape.

At this time, a large number of passers-by poured into the vicinity. In order to maintain order, the city managers of the capital set up a transparent energy field, and restricted the staff of the food shop and Lin Zaishan in the middle of the energy field.

A city manager shouted as if he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic: "Look and see, the earthlings are making trouble again, drinking fine wine without paying, stealing recipes and quibbling, beating the clerk ruthlessly, disturbing the public and damaging the storefront......"

Lin Zaishan couldn't help but be angry and funny when he heard this chengguan arranging himself like this, and turned his face and asked, "Brother, your lyrics seem to be prejudiced against us earthlings." ”

The city manager replied sharply: "We Oolong people just look down on you earthlings, what can you do?" ”

The surrounding audience applauded when they heard this, "Yes, we just look down on earthlings." ”

"Earthlings are hypocritical and despicable."

"All the people on earth are all rotten little hooligans."

"Earthlings don't deserve to live on the Oolong Star!"

Lin Zaishan exclaimed in his heart: "What the hell is going on? Why are earthlings so unpopular in Oolong? ”

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At this time, a colorful light flashed, and a girl who looked a little similar to Li Yan but was more cold, noble, and arrogant fell from the sky, exuding a shining aura and appearing in the public eye, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone present.

"Wow, isn't this the princess Bingjiao of the high-level plane?" Passers-by discussed, "I heard that this princess is training in Oolong Star, and she is currently working for Oolong Media and is a top god reporter. ”

Another passer-by said: "The report written by this princess Bingjiao has the effect of a holy book, which means that she can use words to determine and conclude good fortune and misfortune for the person concerned." It's a very powerful ability. ”

"Yes, yes, I've heard that too. I wish this princess would include me in the report. ”

"Ha, beware of her writing in the report that you are unlucky, that disaster is coming, and that your little brother is three inches short every day."

"As long as Princess Bingjiao is willing to write me, I don't care if my little brother is three inches shorter."

I saw that the glamorous, cold and arrogant Princess Bingjiao calmly stood in front of the public and in full view, lightly opened her lips, and said in a voice like heaven: "I am Bingjiao, and I am reporting live for the pan-dimensional audience in the food street of Oolong Star Capital City. A lewd man from the lower echelons of the Savage Earth is besieged by security guards at the prestigious Evergreen Gourmet for allegedly refusing to pay for a drink and stealing the top-secret recipe for the shop's brand wine, Evil Smile. This is the second incident of earthlings disturbing public order in recent standard weeks. ”

Lin Zaishan heard the princess's report, rushed to the edge of the energy field and reminded: "Miss reporter, I solemnly declare: I paid the drink fee of 5.55 million star coins in full, and there is no so-called refusal to pay and theft of recipes at all. ”

Princess Bingjiao ignored Lin Zaishan's defense at all and continued to broadcast the report: "Whenever such an incident occurs, it is not surprising that we will see that the earthlings who are the parties always do everything possible to excuse themselves with rhetoric, and the view portrays themselves as an innocent person; And no earthlings have ever been brave enough to admit their mistakes and take responsibility - this may be the root of the inferiority of earthlings. ”

A passer-by narrated: "If you don't admit your mistakes, you are basically going to be executed, and admitting your mistakes means a more tragic death, how dare the earthlings?" ”

Lin Zaishan reminded loudly: "Miss reporter, please investigate and study first, understand the truth before making a judgment." ”

He also wanted to continue to persuade him, but the staff at the gourmet restaurant refused to agree. How could Chef Jiao Mu, an eighth-level star soul powerhouse, let go of this opportunity to be in the limelight in front of Princess Bingjiao and Oolong Media, he made a flash mob, bullying Lin Zaishan, and the two branches of the tree attacked left and right at the same time.

Lin Zaishan easily dodged the attack of the branch, and he didn't expect that Chef Jiaomu suddenly stretched out another branch from under his feet and hit him fiercely, knocking him on the spot.

Seeing this, the audience burst into laughter and shouted together: "Good fight, kill the earthlings!" ”

Chef Jiao Mu took the opportunity to push away the staff, grabbed in front of Princess Bingjiao, and said in the most elegant posture he thought he had: "I am the chief chef of the Evergreen Gourmet Shop, the eighth-level star soul powerhouse, and the plant material configuration master Jiao Mu, I have the top cooking skills in the entire Oolong Star, and my masterpieces include Evil Smile, Hundred Battles of Heavenly Insects, Love and Hate, Legend of Muyu, Golden Wood Love Song, Dead Wood Spring and other fine wines and dishes, welcome to come and taste." I promise to give you the best of faith. My pan-plane PP number is 250250555. By the way, the store is willing to receive the beautiful and invincible, wisdom and temperament of the princess Bingjiao free of charge, all kinds of signature food, wine, let Her Royal Highness the princess choose! ”

Princess Bingjiao has long been accustomed to being sought after and embraced by the Oolong Star people, and responded lukewarmly: "Maybe I'll come when I have time someday." ”

She continued: "This food shop has a good taste and reputation, and I hope that their business and the quality of food will not be affected by the people of the earth. Now, let's wait and see what the gourmet shop will do with the earthlings. In my experience, this thin, obscene, humble, cowardly, cunning, and flamboyant earthling would be more than lucky. If he was lucky enough, he would have been fined heavily; Otherwise, they may be beaten to death in the street. If it's the latter, I'm not surprised. In fact, the greatest contribution of earthlings to Oolong and intelligent life in all of you may be to become an entertainment material and a negative type. ”

Master Jiaomu interjected, "Earthlings can also become fertilizer for our Galaxy Rich Flower pets. ”

Hearing this, everyone laughed again, and some even called Lin Zaishan: "Earthlings, hurry up and put on a good posture and prepare to make fertilizer for rich flowers!" ”

Lin Zaishan argued while fighting: "Can Oolong Star convict a person without going through trial? ”

Master Jiaomu replied loudly, "If it is to treat earthlings, there will be no problem in doing so. ”

"Are you obviously violating Article 2 of the Five Great Laws by targeting earthlings like this: On Oolong Star, all life, no matter what plane or race they come from, what kind of blood, what kind of class they belong to, are all equal?"

The 5 Great Laws have a supreme position in the Oolong Star, and Lin Zaishan cited it to refute it, which immediately silenced everyone.

Lin Zaishan breathed a long sigh of relief and thought, "Fortunately, the Oolong Star people still have laws to restrain them." ”

As soon as he thought of this, he heard Princess Bingjiao say: "This earthling's ability to skillfully quote the 5 Great Laws of the Oolong Star is somewhat unexpected—however, he obviously made the mistake of taking the words out of context and not noticing a qualifier of the Laws, that is: 'The premise is that they follow the 5 Great Laws'." For those who follow the 5 laws, Oolong Star will naturally recognize and protect them, and for this obscene man on the earth who blatantly disrupts order and violates the law, what I can think of and will suggest is: punish him severely! Now that is my live broadcast, let's focus on the upcoming punitive measures for the evergreen gourmet restaurant. I believe that they will definitely achieve a result that will satisfy the Oolong Star and even the Pan-Plane audience. ”

"Good! Princess Bingjiao is awesome! The audience cheered and applauded in unison, desperately hoping to attract the attention of Princess Bingjiao.

After listening to this report, Lin Zaishan was dumbfounded, "I'll go!" Is there still such a way of broadcasting in the world? Is this the highest level of the panplane? Even the most basic objectivity and fairness cannot be guaranteed, this Bingjiao princess is indiscriminately full of nonsense, and she can even win a full house, which shows that she is really 'sick', and the aesthetic taste of the Oolong Star audience is also flattering. If I were the boss of Oolong Media, I would definitely call this sick princess over and train her to be a bloody sprinkler! ”

He was here, and the staff of the evergreen gourmet store launched an even more violent siege.

Lin Zaishan shouted: "I solemnly warn: the gentleman does not move his mouth, if he has something to say, everyone is reasonable......

"Bang bang", the eighth-level star soul powerhouse Jiao Mu Chef slapped Lin Zaishan on the back with two big shovels.

"Well played! Strip the earthling's clothes and let him show his true colors! "There was a lot of heckling in the audience.

"Okay, that's it!" Chef Jiaomu is obviously happy to use humiliation Lin Zaishan to gain reputation for himself.

"Huh?!" Lin Zaishan was shocked and annoyed, stripping off other people's clothes in public, this kind of immoral thing Oolong Star people are actually happy to do this, this is not much better than the civilization of the earth, right? However, if you think about it, it's no wonder that the Oolong people dare to kill about 95% of the tourists from other planes every day, so what is the point of stripping off the clothes of an earthling?