Chapter 44: "Drunken Sequelae"
When Xu Shen heard the doorbell, he quickly ran to open the door, and when he looked, he found that it was his brother Xu Chenrui, wearing a windbreaker, and there was a perfume floating on his body.
"Brother, why are you dressed like this?"
Before Xu Chenrui could answer, Xu Shen immediately pounced as if he saw a life-saving straw.
"No matter, brother, help me."
"Xu Shen! Where did you go! Hurry up and get my sister a drink! Fang Xiao crossed his waist and shouted angrily into the air.
Xu Chenrui entered the door and saw that the hot pot on the table was still steaming, and all the dishes had been overturned, and the sauce was one east and one west. Wine bottles were also thrown everywhere, three girls, crazy, one lying in the east, one in the west, and one standing in place, this scene was really a little "bloody", even Xu Chenrui, a person who had seen various scenes, was really scared.
"You, are you robbed, or are you fighting? It's such a mess. ”
"Brother, save me, I can't do anything about these three drunks alone." Xu Shen asked Xu Chenrui for help with a desperate face.
"Take a look, how many rooms they have in their house, I'll clean up this, this, and this table first."
Xu Chenrui couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to move his hand and turn off the hot pot on the table first.
Xu Shen ran out in a circle and said, "Brother, there are two rooms." ”
"You take these two and carry them into the room first." Xu Chenrui pointed to Fang Xiao and the orange and said to Xu Shen.
Xu Shen immediately understood, so he picked up Fang Xiao vigorously and walked towards the room.
"Who are you? Put me down! Put me down! If you don't let me down, I'll bite you!" Fang Xiao touched Xu Shen's shoulder and bit it hard.
"Ahh It hurts, it hurts! Loosen your mouth! Xu Shen immediately screamed in pain, separating himself from Fang Xiao with all his might, and by accident, both of them fell to the ground.
Xu Chenrui listened to the screams and ran to Xu Shen's side to take a look. Finding that the two of them were falling on their backs, they shook their heads helplessly, and said to Xu Shen: "You, deal with it well." ”
"Brother, brother, brother, help me." Xu Shen said to Xu Chenrui in a tone close to pleading.
Xu Chenrui shrugged his shoulders, said that he couldn't do anything, and continued to walk back to the living room to clean up the dining table.
Xu Shen turned his head to look at Fang Xiao, who was a little calm, and sighed, "Why are you so drunk and still have so much strength, eat less!" Xu Shen decided to take a picture of Fang Xiao's drunken appearance, as well as the wound from her bite, what if she woke up from alcohol and refused to admit it.
Thinking of this, Xu Shen immediately took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Fang Xiao's appearance, "Ok, there is evidence now." ”
"Let's go, let's go back to our room and sleep again." As he spoke, Xu Shen continued to carry Fang Xiao up,
After some tossing, it was finally solved, so Xu Shen continued to return to the living room and picked up the oranges. Fortunately, the oranges were much more divided than Fang Xiaoan, and the process of "transporting" them was very smooth, and he quickly brought the oranges back to the room.
Xu Shen panted and returned to the sofa in the living room, and saw that Lin Zi was still lying on the ground staggered, so he planned to carry Lin Zi back to the room. Xu Shen was about to make a move, but was stopped by Xu Chenrui.
"You, you come and clean up."
"Brother, aren't you cleaning up?"
"Seeing that you are so tired, I will change you to an easy job, come here! Wipe it clean! ”
Xu Shen was still thinking about when this brother was so considerate of himself, and he saw Xu Chenrui carefully holding Princess Lin Zi in his arms and walking to the room.
"Xu Shen, Xu Shen, you are so stupid." Xu Shen knocked his head and turned to clean up the kitchen.
Xu Chenrui carried Lin Zi back to the room, gently put him on the bed, covered the quilt, and was about to leave. Lin Zi sat up suddenly, muttering incessantly.
"Wine, I'm going to drink."
Xu Chenrui gently patted Lin Zi's shoulder and said, "Children can't drink, it's so late, it's time to sleep." ”
"Nope! Want! Call! I! Small! Friend! Friend! Lin Zi said vigorously word by word.
"Okay, okay, can you sleep then?" Xu Chenrui patiently coaxed Lin Zi to sleep like a child.
"But I'm so thirsty."
"Then, I'll pour you water, you sit here obediently, don't move."
Lin Zi nodded very obediently, Xu Chenrui had never seen such a well-behaved Lin Zi, and he was a little distracted for a while.
Xu Chenrui walked to the living room, took a cup and poured water for Lin Zi, and Xu Shen, who had finished cleaning up the kitchen, just walked out.
"Brother, I thought you didn't care at all." Xu Shen looked at his brother with a wicked smile.
"I don't care." Xu Chenrui's expression was still indifferent.
"And what are you doing here?" Xu Shen was a little unconvinced, this brother is duplicitous.
"I'm not coming, where are you staying?"
"I can take a taxi home, no matter how big it is, sleep in the living room."
"Then, I won't take you with me when I go back."
"Don't, don't, brother, I was wrong."
It seems that it is very rare to want to get a truth from this brother's mouth, Xu Shen thought to himself, but this can be regarded as proof that his brother really cares about his sister-in-law.
Xu Chenrui took the water cup and returned to Lin Zi's room.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Lin Zi standing in front of the window in a daze.
"Come, drink water."
Xu Chenrui pulled Lin Zi back to the window, handed her a water cup, and gave her water.
Lin Zi drank all the glass of water and continued to sit on the edge of the bed.
"Okay, now that we've drunk the water, it's time to go to bed."
"I don't, you come here," Lin Zi hooked his hand at Xu Chenrui and said, "Come here, I have something to tell you." ”
Xu Chenrui was a little puzzled and approached Lin Zi.
Lin Zi pinched Xu Chenrui's cheek and said with a smile: "Haha, it's really a lump of white flesh." Lin Zi said and leaned closer to smell it, "Wow, it's so fragrant." ”
"mua" Lin Zi smacked Xu Chenrui's cheek hard, and then kept smirking, and said in his mouth, "It's delicious, it's delicious." ”
Xu Chenrui was stunned by Lin Zi's series of actions. He reached out and touched his cheek, which seemed to be a little hot. Thinking about it, he Xu Chenrui has been in love for many years, but he didn't expect to be suddenly kissed by a little girl, and he was still a little shy.
"Well, I'm sleeping." Xu Chenrui softly put Lin Zi flat on the bed.
Lin Zi was reluctant to lie down, grabbed Xu Chenrui's collar tightly, unwilling to let go, and kept chattering, "Bad guy, bad guy, don't want to get close to me, I'm a taekwondo, black, black belt." ”
Xu Chenrui tried to let go of Lin Zi's hand, but he didn't expect that this little girl didn't look very energetic, and the strength in her hand was too great. Xu Chenrui worked hard for a long time, but he never broke Lin Zi's hand, so he had to pestle it quietly.
Lin Zi pulled Xu Chenrui's collar and leaned in front of him and said, "Hey, you are a bad guy, you are so good-looking, but you are better than us, and you are worse, do you know?" We are Yi Zhen," Before he finished speaking, Lin Zi made a gap and almost smoked Xu Chenrui to death.
Xu Chenrui was really helpless, and he didn't know what to do, so he had to let Lin Zifa fall.
"Your face, look, look, looks like a person."
Xu Chenrui was a little curious, and couldn't help asking, "Who?" ”
"A nuisance! Very nasty nasty nasty ghost! ”
"Oh? How annoying is he? Xu Chenrui continued to ask with interest.
"He always likes to bully me, he has always been immodest in his speech, he likes to tease me, and he always calls me, calls me, child, he, and says that I am in poor shape, hey, look at my figure, where is the difference!" Lin Zi said that he was about to take off his clothes, but Xu Chenrui's eyes were quick and he stopped him.
"Okay, good, you're in the best shape."
"That's pretty much it."
"Then how do you feel about this nasty ghost?" Xu Chenrui saw that Lin Zi at this time had to answer all questions, and took this opportunity to ask the doubts in his heart.
"Me, I don't feel anything, but, that nasty brother, Xu Shen, always calls me sister-in-law, I really don't feel anything, but he always calls me that, I don't know how to face that nasty ghost, but he actually doesn't hate it that much, I'm still willing to be friends with him and him, hehe."
After Lin Zi finished speaking, he suddenly fell down on the bed, and fell on the bed with Xu Chenrui.
Xu Chenrui lay on Lin Zi's body, looking at the other party's already sleeping face, and looked a little fascinated.
This kid is really, a kid.
Xu Chenrui looked at Lin Zi, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.
This Lin Zi is really defenseless, fortunately, he is a righteous gentleman, otherwise, I really don't know what will happen.
Xu Chenrui carefully covered Lin Zi with the quilt, tiptoed out of the room, and closed the door.
"Let's go."
Xu Chenrui saw that Xu Shen had almost cleaned up, turned off the lights, and left with Xu Shen.
The next day, Lin Zi was awakened by the harsh sunlight outside the window, Nu tried to open his eyes, and was just about to sit up, when he found that he had a splitting headache.
Lin Zi carefully recalled what happened last night, she only remembered that she was very happy watching Yi Zhen's performance, and then, she drank and drank high, and then, she couldn't remember, but how did she get back to the room, how did she lie on the bed?
Lin Zi walked out of the door and saw Fang Xiao and Orange coming out of the next room with a hangover on their faces.
"You two, do you remember what happened last night?"
Fang Xiao and Orange looked at each other and shook their heads.
Fang Xiaogang was about to stretch his waist and stretch his muscles and bones, but he found that his whole body was sore, and after taking a look, there were still two bruises on his arms.
"Damn, where did this injury come from? Didn't we really go out to fight last night? ”
"I really can't remember, I don't even remember how I got back to the room, I just know that I have a splitting headache right now." Orange rubbed her temples and slumped on the couch.
"Oh my God, this kitchen, this living room, is it so clean? Who cleaned it up? Fang Xiao glanced at Lin Zi and then at Orange, all of them looking dazed.
"What about Xu Shen?" Lin Zi suddenly remembered that there were only three people, where did Xu Shen go.
"Yes, Xu Shen! Xu Shen! Fang Xiao shouted loudly twice, but found that no one responded.
"Look, here's a sticky note!" Orange pointed to a piece of paper on the coffee table and shouted.
"Hey, kid, don't drink so much in the future! Not even in your own home! Also, don't forget what you've done to me, I'll hold you accountable.
Xu Chenrui"
Xu Chenrui!! How could he come! And what did he do to him! Lin Zi looked at this note, and suddenly thundered.