Shen Bing ran back to the West Wing and sat on the bed sulking. Wang En came in with a hippie smile and amusement. Shen Bing said viciously: "I'll go back tomorrow." Don't go back with me, I think that's all we can do."

"Don't mind! As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world. The two of us have already received each other, how can we casually say that we are separated," Wang En joked.

"you, it's not a good thing!"

Wang Enwei closed his eyes and pounced on Shen Bing with his eyes of enjoyment, and was pushed away by Shen Bing.

"Fuck off"

"It's too narrow to roll! Huh! Seriously, this incident today was a bit of a surprise to me, I didn't expect you all to drink, drink and don't talk about it, and it caused an uproar without saying anything serious. ”

"Your mother is so fierce!"

"That's good! When we were younger, they fought, and we saw my dad curled up in the corner of the door and holding his head in pain! ”

"Ahh That's cruel, isn't it? You're not going to hit people like your mother! ”

"I'm afraid of my father's life! Beaten by my wife! ”

"Go! Who's your wife! ”

"You! You forgot how we came last night......" Wang En laughed wickedly.

"You rascal......"

"It's not that men aren't bad, women don't love!"

"Oily and smooth, I'll cut your tongue out sooner or later"

"Will you accompany me to the town market to buy something later?"

"What to buy?"

"Pig tongue!"

"What are you selling pig tongues for?"

"Aren't you going to cut my tongue! I'll eat some tongue to make up for it first, otherwise it won't grow after you cut it. ”

"You're not a pig!"

"I'm a pig! I'm your piglet, your pet! Wang En twisted his body and shook his head and tail to please Shen Bing.

"You're such a pig's head!" Shen Bing scolded obediently.

"A pig-headed, pig-brained, pig-body, pig-tailed, a good doll who has never been picky......" Wang En hummed a song.

Shen Bing hugged Wang En and gently beat him behind his back with his hand, "You pig's head, why are you so cute!" I really love and hate you! ”

"It was a love-hate night and a thunderstorm came...... With a loud thunder, it turns out that you are my sister...... I don't believe it...... I don't believe ......," Wang En hugged Shen Bing and roared like an actor.

"What a nerve! What nonsense are you talking about" Shen Bing tilted his head and reached out to touch Wang En's head, "I don't have a fever!" The ghost is on top! ”

"Have you seen "Thunderstorm"?"

"What a thunderstorm!"

"Drama!"

"Is it the story of the flooding of Chentangguan in the brain?"

"You're a cow...... Really awesome......"

"What's that! You're always talking to me things I don't understand. Shen Bing said coquettishly.

"Do you want to hear it? It's a poignant story of love."

"What do you say!"

"It's just that there are two people who love each other and finally find out that they are brothers and sisters, don't you say poignant?"

"Poignant fart! Talking about love, shameless. ”

"That's it! This topic ends here! Wang En sat on the edge of Shen Bing's bed, "Seriously, I think my mother seems to be a little unhappy, and I don't know if I should ask them to meet!" ”

"What do you say?" Shen Bing asked rhetorically.

"Then an appointment?"

"Nonsense, you and I want to start a family, what kind of system will it be if the old ones on both sides don't meet! Eh...... Is it because your mother doesn't like me? ”

"It doesn't matter if she likes it or not, the key is that I like you!"

"You like me to have a hairy use, your mother doesn't agree that you dare to marry me!"

"Joke...... Look at how dare I! I'll carry you into the cave now."

"I'm really ignoring you when you're so hippie smiling"

"It's okay, my mom is like that. If my sisters provoked her, she would put on a cold look. ”

"Then I didn't mess with her!"

"You don't know about that! If you marry in the future, you have to be prepared. ”

"Prepare what?"

"Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship! It is said that it is a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship when it is small, and it is said that it is the Kosovo War when it is big. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is the biggest problem that has plagued scientists around the world so far, and there is no solution to this problem in current research in this field. ”

"According to what you say, isn't the final outcome of our future life together being broken up?"

"Congratulations, the genius who solved this problem has been born, and that is me."

"Wang Po sells melons and boasts"

"Have you analyzed why my mother is-for-tat with you?"

"No, I don't have time to analyze"

"I'm his only son, and now the baby bump he has raised with his own hands for so many years is about to be snatched away by another woman, do you think he will be jealous!"

"Your mother did feed you with a handful of shit and urine, but she shouldn't be so careful! You are her son, this is a fact that no one can change! She is blind to what kind of vinegar she eats. ”

"Huh! Long live our little only understanding! Long live understanding! …… Huh! Wait...... No, what is a handful of and a handful of urine to feed me! I didn't notice that I fell into your trap. You're really yin. Wang En pounced on and scratched Shen Bing's armpit.

Shen Bing couldn't laugh and admit defeat, "Okay...... Good...... I was wrong, you spare me! ”

"No, unless you promise me three things."

"Good...... Good...... You say, and you say yes to thirty pieces. ”

Wang En stopped his movements and sat back on the edge of the bed. Thinking about this clever strategy, but blurted out that he didn't think about the three things that Shen Bing agreed to specifically.

Shen Bing laughed, and slowly stood up from the bed with his palm on his thin waist. Sitting on the edge of the bed, the lingering sound of unfinished and somewhat uncontrollable laughter still lingered on the beams of the roof.

"You say! What are the three things? ”

"Hmm...... Well...... I haven't thought about it yet! ”

"It's a two-hundred-and-five, don't make me laugh anymore, I'm just laughing so much."

"Dare to scold me!" Wang En raised his hand and scratched his armpit again. Shen Bing parried with a defensive posture.

"I'll tell you when I'm ready, anyway, there will be opportunities in the future."

"No, I have to say it today. After today, this promise is null and void. ”

"Okay, the first thing is that you must promise me three things after today, and whenever I think of these three things, you must agree unconditionally, otherwise you will be a puppy. No, the puppy is too cute. If you regret it, you'll be ugly. ”

"You're fooling around with me here, three things have become six things, is it the next time another one is promising you three things. And there's more! ”

"Then let me be here with you tonight!"

"No! What is contrary to morality and faith cannot be promised to you. ”

"It's not moral!"

"Taking advantage of someone's danger is not a violation of morality!"

"It's really tongue-wrenching"

"Hurry up and tell me your three things, it won't count after tonight."

"Spare me! How dare I talk to you about the conditions in front of you, this won't work, that's not okay, forget it, just joke with you! ”

"That's not good, how can you do things halfway! There has to be a beginning and an end, or I'll be gone tomorrow! ”

"Good! I was wrong. I can't really think of anything I need you to do. Otherwise, I promise you three things! ”

"That's what you said!"

"Hmmm! I said it! The eldest husband is full of words. ”

"So be it! My three things I will give to you in my bag when we get married. ”

"So mysterious! And do a trick! You think you're Zhuge Liang! ”

"Of course, the promise should be solemn"

"That's good! That's it."

…………

The two of you talked for a long time, from the trivial things in the past to the beautiful yearning for the future, and there were aftertastes and wanderings in consciousness. Sleepiness hit in the middle of the night, Shen Bing yawned for a long time, and Wang Xinghai's shouts in the courtyard Wang En called out of the west wing.