The next morning, Luo Yuming woke up in a daze, and he subconsciously moved away from the thighs that were pressing on his stomach.

But as soon as he rubbed his eyes, he was instantly awakened by the sight in front of him, and in his words:

It's too exciting

He couldn't forget that perspective until he brushed his teeth. But brushing and brushing, he suddenly found a sleepy-eyed cargo fan sitting on the toilet in a daze...

Luo Yuming: "Wow! You're poisonous! I'm still here! @##……@%%！！！ ”

At this time, Hao Meng, who was awakened by this strange scream, found Yu-chan with a mouth full of foam, and she couldn't help but blush and said:

"Eh, hey, hey, I'm sorry~ I forgot that there was someone else at home...

But someone said it, and it didn't stop below...

Luo Yuming finally couldn't stand it anymore, he wanted to teach this unlucky kid a lesson! It's really terrible to have this kind of education without it!!

After brushing his teeth, Luo Yuming coldly hooked Hao Meng with his finger and motioned for her to come over, while Hao Meng followed in a hurry.

After seeing Hao Meng sitting on the sofa, Yu Jiang competently changed back into his maid outfit and brought the glasses he carried: "Do you have a pen and paper at home?" I'm going to have to instill in you something that grown-ups should know. ”

Hao Meng opened her big watery eyes and replied obediently: "Oh, yes." ”

In the next two hours, Yu Jiang made up for Hao Meng's missing classes for many years.

After two hours:

Hao Meng blushed and clutched her chest and roared, "It's terrible! Men are so scary! What's the difference between this and the beast!! It hurts to hear it!! How will you make me face my brother and father in the future! Yes! Ahh!!h ”

Hearing this, Yu Jiang also went crazy, and while patting Hao Meng's back, he roared wantonly: "Ah! So! If you don't even realize that!! So what's the difference between you and a sow!! Sow! Sow! (S Attribute Awakening)

And Hao Meng blushed and covered his back and said to Luo Yuming: "Don't, don't fight, I, I'm not wearing anything inside." Kuo Wow One! Kuo Wow One! (Neon: It's scary)"

Luo Yuming: "Then don't you put it on quickly!! ”

Hao Meng: "Okay! Good! Great!! ”

Luo Yuming: "Then don't change your special meow in front of me!! Go back to the house!! ”

Hao Meng: "Uh-huh, uh-huh! ”

And Hao Meng, who fled into the house, did not lock the door, Luo Yuming was completely desperate, this Nizi's sense of self-protection is still too weak, but there is no way, this is not something that can be changed overnight.

But it was almost half an hour, and Hao Meng seemed to be silent. So Luo Yuming knocked on the door, and after getting a response, he walked in.

As soon as he entered the house, he saw a certain Meng as if he had lost his soul, she chattered while holding her mobile phone and kept swiping something, Luo Yuming leaned over to take a look, and his whole person was thundered.

Hao Meng is looking for a chastity belt on Taobao...

This Nima is a thin chicken feather! It's going to be flawless!!

Yu Jiang pressed a certain Meng on the bed and asked with a roar, "Why did you search for that thing!! ”

And Hao Meng cried and rubbed his eyes and said: "I, I just checked what a girl should use to perfectly protect her chastity, and then that thing came out... ”

Woo-chan: "Then you will buy it!" ”

And roaring and roaring, Luo Yuming suddenly discovered something, he hurriedly got up from Hao Meng and asked apologetically:

"That, that, I'll ask you first! Has anyone done anything bad to you before? ”

His words confused Hao Meng, she leaned on the pillow and thought about it, and after a long time, she said to Yu Jiang with an innocent face, "Eh, this is really nothing, I haven't been with the opposite sex for many years, you are the first man to come to my house." ”

|ू･ω･` )

Luo Yuming still didn't give up when he heard this, and continued to ask, "Huh? What about the senior from before? The glue guy who taught you how to be Gundam. ”

Hao Meng: "Him?" He did treat me to dinner, but that was in the first semester of my freshman year. The guy was very nice and took good care of me, but he didn't look for me after that meal, I remember he was happy at the dinner table, and he kept persuading me to drink, and I said I hadn't drunk, but he was still persuading. ”

Luo Yuming: "This routine is quite conventional, did he have any abnormal behavior at that time?" ”

Hao Meng: "Abnormal? If there is anything abnormal, it is that he suddenly answered a phone call at the dinner table and ran away, saying that his roommate was hit by a car and died, and he wanted to go over and take a look. ”

When Luo Yuming heard this, he suddenly realized: "Na Na~ This makes all sense, which also explains why no one of the opposite sex is close to you, after all, those goods are all guys who judge people by their appearance, dead land!" Dead Lut! Only Dead Land would stare at the little girl so obscenely! (Lu Tefeng was killed, this is simply Luo Yuming's rumors and insults!) So please ask Lute's brother to settle accounts with Yu-chan~) These barbarians are like they have never entered the city! (The resentment of the armed police red deer ~ The army red deer in the eyes of the armed police red deer: the jungle soil buns that can't enter the city several times a year.) The armed police red deer in the eyes of the army red deer: as a disposable item of urban defense cannon fodder. ヽ(ー_ー)ノ）

At the same time, Xu Yusheng:

"Ahh Damn, it looks like someone is scolding me. ”

Rail Snake: "Brother, you are sensitive." ”

Xu Yusheng: "No! This sneeze is the same as the one I used to be, when I was still a snow leopard! So Luo Yuming scolded his own family, but in fact, it was not bad, after all, Wu Te despised Lu Te and Lu Te despised Wu Te for no reason... Ah~ Human beings really can't understand and respect each other. ）

After nearly an hour of tongue, Luo Yuming was able to soothe the fear of beasts (men) in Hao Meng's heart.

Hao Meng: "Ah~ Hearing you say this, I'm really not afraid." And... ”

Luo Yuming spread out on the bed and said weakly: "And Shenma? ”

Hao Meng: "You just now, that, that one beat me really comfortably~So~"

Woo-chan: "So! ”

Hao Meng: "Uh-huh, please continue." ”

Anyway, she also put on a very &......*&¥¥ pose, (127 words are omitted below, please feel free to use your imagination to choose the open-ended ending of playing and not fighting.) ）

After completing this little trouble, Luo Yuming suddenly thought of something, and he also began to pay attention to the chastity belt... But he looked at those things and dismissed the idea, because they did have many uses, but they just couldn't protect chastity. At this time, Hao Meng, who was squirming back and forth beside him, left a sentence leisurely: "Yu sauce ~ I'm hungry ~"

When he heard this, he instinctively sat up and said lightly: "Oh, then I'll do it for you, wait a minute!" I think I said I'm going to teach you how to cook today!! ”

As soon as he heard this, Hao Meng stared at Luo Yuming with big watery eyes, and wrote on his face: I don't want to learn.

Hao Meng tried to get by: "Aliri? Woo-chan can cook! That's great. ”

But this trick obviously didn't work for Meng Wang Luo Yuming, he pinched Hao Meng's face and said: "I have already written the list for you, there is a supermarket downstairs in your house, you can come back in ten minutes, and if you are satisfied with what you do~ You can treat me @@#@#@###%%......&@#@##¥%..................&¥#¥##@###¥¥%...... Y&&&*&*”

Before the words fell, Hao Meng had already dragged the strip and ran out, looking at her cute appearance as a child, Luo Yuming couldn't help laughing.

But he smiled and smiled and didn't laugh, because his eyes fell on the pair of pants that Hao Meng was going to change... After a long time, a roar slid across the sky:

What have you been doing these two hours!!!

Ten minutes later, Hao Meng, who yearned for a better life, couldn't wait to open the door.

Ten minutes ago, she directly gave the note to the boss, and then heroically took a picture of 200 yuan and said, "Don't look for it!" ”

The boss looked at the strip that was holding fifty yuan, and put it up for her with a blinded face, after everything was done, before he could confirm it again, a certain Meng had already dragged those bags and ran.

After opening the door, a certain cute looked at Yu-chan with slippers and an S face.

A certain Meng: "Alili ~ Master, Meng Meng has already bought the vegetables back~ Meng Meng said obediently. ”

Yu Jiang didn't grind anything with him, he directly took out the pants and shook them in front of her, and at this time, Hao Meng realized that he seemed to have forgotten something...

Before a certain Meng could quibble anything, he was @#@#¥%#¥##¥#¥¥% (227 words are omitted below.,Anyway, this time it's definitely hit.。 But I don't know if I take it off or not. ）

About another hour passed, and a certain moe who was hungry stood obediently and watched Yu-chan cook.

Hao Meng: "Wow~ It turns out that Yu-chan really knows how to cook, Yu-chan is so good, Yu-chan will live in my house in the future~"

Yu-chan: "Hmph, I'm not a good person, (floating) Well, it's almost good, let's put the table." ”

Hao Meng: "Mmmm, I'll get it!" ”

After that, the two of them ate in the living room easily and warmly, but they didn't know that behind the warmth, some people were actually busy~

Twenty minutes ago:

Rail Snake: "Brother Sheng, the eldest lady has detected an abnormal heat reaction!" The eldest lady cooked!! ”

Xu Yusheng: "Don't panic! Quick, inform Mr. Hao, let's move to Observation Point 3 first. Let's take a look at what the eldest lady is busy with. ”

Railsnake: "Understood. ”

At the same time in Chengdu, in Hao Qiang's office.

After Hao Qiang received the news, he directly squirted out the water, which directly shocked Hao Ying, who was reporting the report.

Hao Ying: "Dad, what's wrong with you?" ”

Hao Qiang: "Your sister, your sister suddenly started cooking!" ”

Hao Ying: "What? That humanoid self-propelled little waste can actually learn to cook!! Could it be possible?! ”

Hao Qiang: "Impossible, I will strictly guard against this aspect!" I'm not going to let her be fooled by that kind of incompetent, irresponsible, brainless dog thing! I'm going to let Shengzi pull out that bastard and scrape it and feed it to the fish!! ”

And just when Hao Qiang was still angry, a new photo was transmitted. Hao Qiang instantly lost his anger when he saw this photo, and he hurriedly beckoned Hao Ying to come over and study with him.

After a long time, Hao Ying said thoughtfully: "Child labor is a crime, which housekeeper has such a business?" ”

Hao Qiang: "What do you want?" This is her college teacher's girl, but this picture is really, how to say? When are you dead getting married? ”

Hao Ying: "Huh? Didn't you mean my sister? How did it get to me! ”

Hao Qiang: "You are an unfilial son! Do you know how envious Lao Tzu is after reading this photo! Brablablabla... ”

After about ten minutes, Xu Yusheng was the brothers who received the order to lift the alert.

After the meal, Luo Yuming lazily lay on Hao Meng's stomach, and Hao Meng kept muttering about how delicious someone's food was, in this warmth, Luo Yuming seemed to have found what he had been missing for the past two days:

"Teacher Mengmeng, I'm so happy to be with you."

And a certain Meng said happily: "Well, so am I, I used to be bored when I could only play online games or something, but I'm not bored with you." Ah, the time with you will become so fast, your mother will come to pick you up in the afternoon, but I am really reluctant to let you go~"

Yu Jiang didn't follow Hao Meng's meaning, because he suddenly found that the desire in a certain Meng's eyes was not particularly simple.

The change between attack and reception is often instantaneous, and the ability to maintain the current initiative stems from Luo Yuming's tactical control of "degree":

"Huh? I'd like to keep it that way, but after all, I still have some things to do back home. ”

Hearing this, Hao Meng couldn't help but say with some loss:

"Okay, then remember to come to Teacher Mengmeng often to play."

Luo Yuming: "Okay. ”

After that, the two of them didn't move much, they both fell asleep because of the exuberant tossing just now, and when they woke up again, they both heard a knock on the door from Luo's mother.

In this way, Hao Meng reluctantly sent Luo Yuming away.

On the way home, Luo Yuming selectively told her those things that Luo's mother should like to hear, and in the blink of an eye, the two had returned home.

After entering the house, Yu Jiang said hello to Song Zihao and lay on the sofa to lie down, in this life, he was a very lazy person most of the time. But in the lying corpse, he seemed to sense an unusual smell, but he couldn't say it for a while.

This unusual aura came from a calm face in his bedroom

luo yuxin .

Last night, Luo Yuxin survived an extremely difficult night, and I don't know when his opinion of his younger brother suddenly changed wonderfully. If Luo Yuxin was a kind of favor for Luo Yuming in the past, then now she has more of a desire for possession for Luo Yuming, as long as she feels that she may lose control of Yu-chan, she will scratch her heart and scratch her liver.

And her calmness now is really a bit of the calm before the storm. She was waiting, she got the news in the morning that Luo's mother would personally drive Song Zihao to his mother Zhang Xiaoli, and his father was dragged to fish by a few fishing friends early in the morning, and with their skills and efficiency, it would take about six or seven o'clock to come back.

In other words, in the next two hours, it will be the time when she and her little baby Luo Yuming will be alone in the room.

So the current Luo Yuxin is a volcano, a volcano that erupts at any time. After arranging Luo Yuming, Luo's mother took Song Zihao out.

Now, the volcano is about to erupt...