Chapter 569 - Little Clever Ghost
Andora didn't know for a moment whether she should be proud of her son's ability to deal with people at a young age, or whether she should be worried about Xu Shi'an's scourge of other little girls who might be able to speak well when he grows up in the future.
While the husband and wife were talking, they heard Xu Shi'an, who had successfully persuaded the orderer to buy him one get one free and give him two children's set toys, turned around happily, waved his little fat hand, and shouted in the direction of Andora and Xu Chenxi: "Mom and Dad, I have ordered something good, you guys come and pay for it!" ”
The husband and wife who heard Xu Shi'an's greeting, first Andora raised her chin at Xu Chenxi and said, "Your son asked you to go over and pay the bill." ”
Xu Chenxi, who was ordered by his wife, could only say nothing, and went up to buy a bunch of junk food for his son that he had always been reluctant to let Xu Shi'an eat.
Because KFC is in public and Andora is a star, Andora, who accompanied Xu Shi'an to enjoy KFC fast food, had to dress up in disguise.
At this time, Andora was wearing a hat on her head and sunglasses on her face, which looked a little out of place indoors, but Andora didn't dare to take off her sunglasses and hat, because Andora, who completely took off her hat and sunglasses, would definitely be noticed, especially the film and television work that Andora participated in recently was also in the promotion stage, so Andora's recent exposure rate is still relatively high.
As a result, Andora did not dare to take off her glasses and sunglasses.
Although there was some disobedience, Andora still tried her best to maintain a calm attitude, sitting between Xu Chenxi and Xu Shi'an, the father and son, and helping Xu Shi'an wipe the sauce that he accidentally got on his face while eating a hamburger.
Andora watched her son eat happily with some distress, quite a bit of a look that she and Xu Chenxi had been hungry for several days, Xu Shi'an gobbled up a hamburger, and the next bite was a chicken leg.
"Xu Shi'an, can you eat more elegantly?" Andora couldn't help it, she kindly reminded Xu Shi'an, and after Xu Shi'an heard Andora say this, she raised her fleshy face that had been made like a little flower cat by the hamburger sauce, and looked at Andora with a pair of innocent eyes, and even some inexplicable.
"What? Mom, what are you talking about? Facing Xu Shi'an, who was like a cat's face, Andora couldn't cry or laugh even more, she reached out and took a napkin, wiped the food residues at the corners of her mouth for Xu Shi'an, and then said to Xu Shi'an: "You eat like this, it's easy to have indigestion, and it's very similar to me and your father deliberately starving you for many days and abusing you." ”
"If the police see me, maybe they'll arrest me and your father!" Andora lost her shape as she spoke, and began to talk nonsense, Xu Shi'an was obviously used to Andora's way of talking to him like this, and he wouldn't believe that the police could really arrest Andora and Xu Chenxi.
So Xu Shi'an put on a little adult and said to Andora: "Mom, you should have fun eating, you and Dad usually don't let me eat KFC, then I finally got it today, of course I want to ...... Have fun! ”
Xu Shi'an wanted to hold back a very accurate word at this time, but after all, his vocabulary was only so much, so Xu Shi'an 'wanted' for a long time, and finally had an idea, found a more suitable adjective, and immediately learned and used it.
Andora looked at her son's stupid appearance, and felt that when she was communicating with the orderer just now, how could that shrewd little man become tiger again, but Andora felt that such a son was even more cute.
She couldn't help but lean in, kissed Xu Shi'an lightly on the face, and then rubbed Xu Shi'an's hairy little head, and said to Xu Shi'an: "Then Mom and Dad don't let you eat this thing for your own good." Look at you, when you traveled abroad at that time, did you see that the children who often eat KFC are all chubby, and you want to become a chubby man? ”
Although Xu Shan because Xu's father and Xu's mother usually change their tricks to make him various nutritional packages, his current weight has gradually developed in the direction of a little fat man, and Xu Shi'an already has some baby fat.
So Andora didn't blush, her heart didn't beat and she looked at Xu Shi'an, who was looking at her eyes, and said to Xu Shi'an: "Don't you think you're chubby now?" ”
was reminded by Andora like this, and suddenly felt a strong crisis hit him instantly, and at this time, Xu Shi'an looked at the remaining half of the burger he ate, and he was a little out of appetite.
Xu Shi'an looked at the very delicious burger in his hand with a very tangled face, between the two multiple-choice questions of becoming a little fat man and eating the hamburger, Xu Shi'an really didn't know what to choose.
After a long while, Xu Shi'an finally made up his mind to put down the hamburger in his hand, and then looked at Andora with a sad face and said, "Mom, you are so annoying." ”
Xu Shi'an said that this annoyance refers to Andora scaring him, so that he can't finish this KFC properly, so that he has no way to enjoy the food, so Xu Shi'an said that he hates it, but in fact, this annoyance is not really a derogatory hate for Andora.
As for Andora, after Xu Shi'an said this nasty word, she immediately pursed her mouth and made a look like she was going to cry, but the eyes hidden behind her sunglasses were full of interest, and it was completely Andora deliberately spoofing her son.
Andora went online as soon as she acted, looked at Xu Shi'an and said: Xu Shi'an, do you hate your mother now? Then when you grow up in the future, won't you dislike your mother even more?! ”
Listening to Andora's accusation, Xu Shi'an's face was stunned for a moment, and then he carefully observed Andora's expression, and then soon he moved his gaze to Xu Chenxi's face, and said seriously: "Dad, can you take care of your wife?" Mom is acting again! ”
Xu Chenxi has always maintained the role of a passer-by throughout the whole process, watching the interaction between his wife and son, he felt that he was laughing for a while, but he never expected that Xu Shi'an would now pull himself out as a helper, you know, Xu Shi'an never dared to do this in the past, and he had always pulled Andora out as his helper to deal with Xu Chenxi.
Or Xu Chenxi didn't dare to really offend his wife, so Xu Chenxi could only stretch out his arm, crossed Andora and rubbed Xu Chenxi's head, and said to Xu Shi'an in a very painful tone: "Son, do you know? Men must learn to forbear, no matter how unreasonable your wife is, you must also know how to be humble. ”
"In the future, when you grow up and marry a wife, you will be like your father."
Xu Shi'an heard Xu Chenxi say this, nodded with a worried face and replied, "Okay, Dad, I know." ”
Andora looked at the performance of Xu Chenxi and Xu Shi'an's father and son, and complained silently in her heart: "I don't know who it is, today at noon, there is still a-for-tat confrontation, for the sake of raising pets, if I can, now the two of you are reconciled as before?" ’
Thinking so, Andora was even more unconvinced.
Andora, who was very unconvinced, said to Xu Chenxi: "What? Xu Chenxi, are you still not satisfied with me? ”
Andora, who was still performing pear blossoms with rain just now, was completely arrogant and domineering at this time, she looked at Xu Chenxi and said, "You have to think about it clearly, who is it today that reconciles your father and son!" ”
Then Andora turned her head to Xu Shi'an's side again, he looked at Xu Shi'an and said, "You little guy also have to think clearly, who made you come out to eat KFC today!" And you can have pets! ”
In the face of Andora's secret warning, Xu Chenxi and Xu Shi'an immediately successfully stopped singing and harmonizing and squeezing Andora's behavior with each other.
Xu Chenxi and Xu Shi'an, father and son, immediately came to Andora's side very doggy.
Xu Chenxi hugged his wife's waist and said, "It's you." ”
And Xu Shi'an was also very clever and immediately grabbed Andora's arm and rubbed it into Andora's arms, raised his head, kissed Andora's chin, and said: "It was Mom who let An An eat KFC today!" Mom is the best, An An loves mom the most! ”
Andora, who was successfully coaxed happy by the father and son together, finally showed a triumphant smile on her face, Xu Chenxi looked at Andora, who was smiling like a fox, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart that her wife was really getting more and more tricky.
And Xu Shi'an, looking at Andora, also had some feelings in his heart.
Xu Shi'an's little head thought: 'Oh, my father is usually so hard, and I have to use all kinds of methods to coax my mother, and men are really hard!' ’
Andora didn't know that her son and husband were complaining about her in their hearts, and at this moment, Andora was happy that she was like a big baby in the family, her husband also doted on her, and her son knew that he loved her.
Andora immediately thought of a sentence in her heart, and felt that it was still very correct: 'Sure enough, everyone says that if you give birth to a well-behaved son, you will be spoiled by your son as a girlfriend in the future. ’
Andora thought about this, and at the same time was very sure that she had really given birth to a well-behaved son.
Thinking so, Andora walked beside Xu Shi'an, kissed Xu Shi'an heavily on Xu Shi'an's face, and Xu Chenxi, who saw his wife and son making love, immediately reluctant, Xu Chenxi put her arm around Andora's hand, pinched Andora's waist, and then asked meaningfully: "What about mine?" ”
Andora deliberately pretended not to understand and looked at Xu Chenxi and said, "What? What's yours? ”
And Xu Shi'an was very clever this time, and threw a flying kiss to Xu Chenxi across Andora, and said to Xu Chenxi: "Dad, Dad, I'll give it to you!" ”