Floating City.

The city lord sat on the tall Taishi chair, and the whole person looked very lazy. He has a high bun and appliqués on his forehead, and at first glance he looks like a big woman in women's clothing, and he is also graceful. This person also said "Dream Xiangzi", and he is also the city lord.

Meng Xiangzi, age unknown, very old is enough. It's hard to say the height, sometimes high and sometimes low, which can control the bones. Preferences, naturally a pseudo-mother. The previous city lord of the Floating City was not a pseudo-mother, but a normal uncle. After the death of the uncle, Meng Xiangzi, with the assistance of the five-headed puppet mother, killed all the candidates and finally sat on the throne of the city lord.

When Meng Xiangzi became the city lord, the first thing he did was to set out to change the atmosphere of the floating city, whoever didn't wear women's clothes couldn't get along with the city lord, girl, it didn't matter. The man must wear it, and if he doesn't accept it, he will cut off their Ji Ji. At the beginning, the men in the city were indignant and would rather die than obey, but Meng Xiangzi killed one-third of the population of the floating city, including those ancient families. After that, there were no objections, and the patriarchs of several large clans stepped on high heels and wore luxurious long skirts to personally meet the lord of the city, so the trend of women's clothing spread. After all, no one will get along with themselves, and if they don't have a head, what's the use of chattering.

Meng Xiangzi opened five academies in the Floating City, which were qin, chess, calligraphy, painting, and tea. Naturally, the dean was served by five of his most dedicated subordinates. Suddenly, the dean of the Qin Academy came, he walked in a hurry, carried the guqin, and said as soon as he entered the door: "City Lord, something is wrong." ”

"Dean Qin, speak slowly. What could make you so flustered?" Meng Xiangzi opened her eyes and smiled. In the Floating City, he is the supreme one, holding life and death, and the Lord ups and downs. If anyone challenges his majesty, Meng Xiangzi will never let him live the next day.

"City Lord, the seeds of the beauty lamps have hatched in the Sansheng Stone taken away by Xue Ningyan, they have grown, and the Divine Horse King also sent a message to the city, it said that a major event happened in the Ji Lao Realm, and a mysterious Ji Lao suddenly appeared and took down the tenth giant Thanos, seriously injuring Xue Ningyan. ”

"Thanos and Xue Ningyan were taken down by that person at the same time?" Meng Xiang Zi said.

"Yes, City Lord. The mysterious Ji Lao has also become the owner of the absurd beast, and it is useless for Thanos to resist, and the contract beast has been taken away. But for some reason, he wasn't interested in the Divine Horse King. ”

"What about the beauty lamp, what about the beauty lamp hatched in the Sansheng Stone, they shouldn't be cut off!"

Call. The black wind is howling, and a white-clothed scholar comes with an ancient book, he is the dean of the academy and one of the five pseudo-girls. He said: "The beauty lantern was completely wiped out, and none of them survived. City Lord, this matter is not simple. ”

Brush! Brush!

It is another three-headed extremely beautiful pseudo-girl, and here, the five pseudo-girls gathered. At the same time, they looked at the city lord Meng Xiangzi.

As soon as Meng Xiangzi raised his hand, the purple mist was filled, bursting out suddenly, and eight words appeared in the air, the rivers and mountains were picturesque, and the beauty was like a lamp. Meng Xiangzi's ambition is very big, and it is only a floating city, and it is difficult to satisfy his appetite. Beauty lanterns, three-life stones, and sacred horses are all specialties of the floating city. Because of them, Meng Xiangzi has a lot of wealth and connections, and his status in the pseudo-mother world is also very high.

"What about the Sansheng Sword, what about the Philosophy Cube. Mengxiang Zi said. Compared with Xue Ningyan's life and death, the city lord is more concerned with the whereabouts of the divine sword and the whereabouts of the treasure of the base god.

"Everyone was captured, and the Sansheng Sword and the Philosophy Cube were naturally taken away by the mysterious Ji Lao. The dean of the tea academy said lightly, there was a red clay stove hanging in front of him, and tea was still being cooked.

"Why didn't the Divine Pony King come back by himself, useless waste. Mengxiang Zi said. "I've cultivated it for so long, and I don't know the reward, I really should have killed it. ”

"City Lord. The first priority was to find the mysterious Ji Lao, who took the Sansheng Sword and the Philosophy Cube with him. The dean of the School of Painting said.

"The world is like chess, laughing at the world's pseudo-mother!"

The dean of the chess academy laughed.

The other four pseudo-mothers looked sideways, they were colleagues, and they were all under the Mengxiang Purple Sect, but the dean of the Chess Academy, the guy known as the "White Food Mirror Wheel" thought very highly of himself, and no one took it seriously. I'm afraid that the city lord Meng Xiangzi doesn't have much status in the heart of the "White Food Mirror Wheel".

Although they were displeased, the other four deans had to admit that they were really inferior to the "White Mirror Wheel".

The "White Mirror Wheel" wears a wide robe with black and white chess pieces tattooed on the sleeves of the robe, and the color of his hair is also very strange, with white on the left and black on the right. This person has many magic weapons, the most famous of which are the Nine Lives and Nine Deaths Chessboard, the Ruthless Chess Piece, the Dream Realm, and the Battle Spirit Wheel. In addition, his poem is also very loud, saying, "The world is like chess, and the world is full of pseudo-mothers." ”

But the strange thing is that Meng Xiangzi has no opinion on this, and still lets the "White Food Mirror Wheel" be the head of the chess academy, on an equal footing with the other four deans.

"Dean Qi, what do you think? Meng Xiangzi asked with a smile, he had long been accustomed to the arrogance and unruliness of the "White Food Mirror Wheel", and he was confident that he could control it. If you can subdue the dragon, you can't kill the dragon!

"City Lord, take care of his Lao Shizi Ji Lao, as long as I am enough, I guarantee to capture the pretentious Ji Lao, the Sansheng Sword and the Philosophy Cube are also my floating city, no one wants to move. ”

"White Mirror Wheel" sneered. He has already regarded the Sansheng Sword as a thing of the Floating City, and the Philosophy Cube is also the object of the Floating City.

The deans of the Qin Academy, the Academy of Calligraphy, the Academy of Painting, and the Tea Academy were not angry, and there was a humane: "The Sansheng Sword is the sword of the master of the Sword Pavilion, will Xue Zhongjian present his sword with both hands and then hand it over to you." ”

"The philosophical cube belongs to the Ji Lao realm, the tenth giant has disappeared, and there are nine giants, are they vegetarians, besides, there is also a hidden big Ji Lao who has not been born, you dare to make them enemies. ”

"White Mirror Wheel, you are willful, don't pull me into the water when the time comes. ”

Obviously, the other deans are very repulsive to the "white mirror wheel".

"Hmph. ”

The "White Mirror Wheel" is extremely disdainful, and its eyes are full of fierceness, which adds to its rebelliousness. "You four rice buckets, you have eaten so much food in the Floating City, and you don't do anything for the Floating City, what's the difference between you and the Divine Horse. No, you're worse than the Pony, at least they're mounts. ”

"White Mirror Wheel!"

"Do you want to tear it. ”

"We're not afraid of you!"

"I'm going to have to make you lose today. You arrogant martial artist, what do you know except for reckless fighting. ”

Dean Qin, Dean of Books, Dean of Painting, Dean of Tea, and Dean of Tea were furious, and they wanted to extinguish the "White Food Mirror Wheel" on the spot, but they felt inexplicably irritable when they saw him. The whole person is an eyesore, and if you kick him, your feet will hurt, which is unreasonable.

"White Food Mirror Wheel" is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he boasts of laughing at the world's pseudo-mother, which shows his ambition. Such a character is not a shrimp in the pond, he is the owner of the pond who wants to contract the pond. "You and other wastes will only slap yourself in the face in front of the city lord, can't you slap the enemy's face? I am willing to go to the old realm alone, rescue Xue Ningyan, and bring the Three-Life Sword and the Philosophy Cube. You guys are going to fight yourselves in the Floating City, hahahaha. The dean of the chess academy moved, and when it was, two waves of qi rose up in the sky, one white and one black, like two giant dragons. "The world is unpredictable, the world is like chess, people are like jade dragons, and the world is full of pseudo-mothers. "Teng, the white mirror wheel flew into the sky, and the person has fled. The pseudo-mother who left a five-faced bewildered face, even the city lord Meng Xiangzi didn't have a clue, I don't know what Bai Shijinglun was thinking, but after all, he was the strongest combat force in the Floating City, and Meng Xiangzi believed in the dean of the Chess Academy.

As soon as the dean of the chess academy left, the remaining four deans suddenly felt relaxed, and people no longer kept their faces straight, talking and laughing. Meng Xiangzi also joined in their conversation.

"Bai Shijinglun is really a good pseudo-mother. Meng Xiangzi said, "It's good to have him come forward, I believe I will soon hear the good news from him." The city lord of the Floating City said again.

"It's useless to stir up the generals, that martial artist has already gone to the old world, he is really easy to see through. ”

"Dean Shu, don't talk about your colleagues behind your back. Meng Xiangzi smiled.

"City Lord, don't you think things are very strange, the Sansheng Sword is Xue Zhongjian's strongest divine weapon, will he let people take away his own treasure for no reason. The dean of the piano academy was skeptical.

"Dean Qin, are you saying that Ji Lao has something to do with the Sword Pavilion?" said the dean of the Tea Academy.

"Why not. You think, Thanos was the one who held the Sword Pavilion before he joined the old realm again. The dean of the School of Painting said.

"He is still a member of the pseudo-Niang Realm, why didn't the Pseudo-Niang Realm send someone to arrest Xue Ningyan and Thanos. ”

"Maybe, we are also pseudo-mothers, and we also know that all the giants in the pseudo-motherhood world are playing games, and any of their actions are under the noses of the public, how can we not know. ”

The deans' statements were very reasonable, and Meng Xiangzi was silent in thought. He also suspected that the disappearance of the Sansheng Sword was a mist deliberately released by the Sword Pavilion, and there must be deception in it. Xue Zhongjian's life hated a pseudo-mother, all because of his beloved son became a pseudo-mother, and the favorite apprentice also became a pseudo-mother. If I were Xue Zhongjian, I would also hate the people in the pseudo-Niang world. Meng Xiang Zi mused. "But apart from Xue Zhongjian, who else can take away the Sansheng Sword? There are not many people like this......" The city lord of the Floating City has several candidates in his heart, one of whom is also a pseudo-mother, known as the "Meidao person", who lives in Ermei Mountain, accompanies Meihe all day long, does not ask about the world, and is transcendent. But Meng Xiangzi doesn't think so, "The higher it is, the greater the ambition of the Meidao people, who is rare in the plum blossom trees and those wild cranes in Ermei Mountain." Meidaoren, I'll go and meet you for a while, and talk about the general trend of today's pseudo-Niang world. ”

Call. Meng Xiang Zi suddenly rose, and the four deans were silent, looking at the city lord of the Floating City, knowing that he had made up his mind in his heart.

"Gentlemen, who would like to go to Ermei Mountain with me. Mengxiang Zi said.

"I do. The dean of the Qin Academy said.

"I would too. The dean of the School of Painting said.

The deans of the Academy of Books and the Academy of Tea were about to express their position, but Meng Xiangzi waved his hand to stop them, "That's enough, you still have to stay and guard the Floating City." It is enough for me to work with Dean Piano and Dean Painting. Without further ado, let's go now. ”

"City Lord, you forgot to bring a gift. The dean of the tea academy smiled.

"That's true. The dean of the Academy of Scholars said with a smile, "City Lord, in a treacherous place like Ermei Mountain, the population is sparse and the property is barren, and the people of Meidao are afraid that their nutrition will not be able to keep up......

"Then let him be a beautiful woman and go eat stones. The dean of the Qin Academy sneered.

"Dean Jean is so bad. The dean of the painting academy said, "Put on the Sansheng stone and the beauty lamp, if the Meidao people don't cooperate again, we will level Ermeishan and kill all his pets." ”

"Gifts are not enough. Mengxiang Zi said.

"Could it be the city lord's ......," the dean of the academy hesitated.

"The ten wicked people of the Evil Niang Valley, call them, let's go to Ermei Mountain together. Mengxiang Zi said.

"Ah, the pseudo-wives of the Valley of the Evil Lady are scumbags, City Lord, they are not worthy of you. The dean of the Qin Academy said immediately.

The Valley of the Evil Lady is inhabited by countless puppet girls, and there are ten of them who form an alliance to govern all the puppet girls, and if anyone doesn't listen to them, they will be killed immediately and buried under the tree.

"Three of the ten wicked ladies have received the favor of the city lord. As long as the city lord sends an invitation, forgive them for not daring not to come. The dean of the painting academy sneered, he once pursued the fifth evil girl among the ten evil girls, Tujiaojiao. Ketu Jiaojiao didn't bother to pay attention to the dean of painting, and said: "You ugly thing, don't you look in the mirror, you also want to chase me? Ji Ji doesn't have my majesty, unless I'm blind, I will never like you." ”

Because of this, the dean of the painting academy didn't dare to go out for a while, he became a joke in the pseudo-mother world, and anyone who saw him could poke his backbone. "Tujiaojiao, I have to stab your eyes today, so that you are my person. Dean of Painting sneered.

"I'll just say, you haven't put down the banana yet. The dean of the Qin Academy said.

"I have sent out the invitation. The dean of the academy said, "City Lord, you can take the Valley of the Evil Lady, meet with the Ten Evil Girls, and then go to Ermei Mountain together." ”

"Dean Shu has a heart. Mengxiang Zi said.

"For the sake of the Floating City, for the sake of the City Lord, I will do anything. The dean of the Faculty of Books said.

"Well, I know what you want. Mengxiang Zi said. "Let's go, then. Dean of the Book and Dean of the Tea, during my absence, you will guard the Floating City, and pay attention to the news from the Dean of Chess. ”

"Yes. ”

"Yes, Castle Lord!"

The two deans said respectfully.

Brush! Brush!

Three rays of light left suddenly, one purple, one black, and one blue.

After the three rays of light passed, the dean of the tea academy said, "Dean Shu, let's have a drink, okay?"

"Dean Tea, you are derelict in your duties. The dean of the Faculty of Books laughed.

"You know, I know, the lord of the city doesn't know. The dean of the tea academy said.

"It's rare to be idle, so I'm better to be respectful than to obey my fate. The dean of the academy laughed, and they weren't worried about being heard. Because Mengxiang Zi's technique is good, the suspect doesn't need it.

Valley of the Wicked Lady.

The first to shoot is the lame puppet girl, known as Tie Guan Pear, because he is holding an iron crutch and likes to eat Sydney pear, so he got the name of "Tie Guan Pear".

Tie Guan Li and Tu Jiaojiao were playing chess, and suddenly, a breath that disgusted Tu Jiaojiao came, "Hmph, that guy is here again." "Picture banana road.

"Oh, it's Eun Gong here. Tie Guan Li said, "Banana banana, go and call the fruit wine grass, green frozen ice, river shrimp girl, Han Xiangzi, donkey fruit old and others." Let's go to greet Eungong together. ”

"Got it, got it. Tu Jiaojiao said unhappily, although he didn't like the painting director and the city lord of the floating city, but Tie Guai Li said so, he had no choice but to take the order.

Call!

Tu Banana shook off a banana leaf, jumped up, and fled. He didn't want to see the dean of the academy right away. As far away from him, then hide as far as you can, out of sight. "It's not going to be good for them to come. ”