Chapter 6
6
The bell rang like music, and some time ago the school changed the bell to a soft and short piece of pure music. At first, Xiao Qin exclaimed: "The new ringtone is really beautiful, unlike the previous ringtone, there is no change at all, it is so noisy that my brain can't think, how beautiful the current ringtone is, listening to such a music ringtone to class, I really feel that school is not so boring, and the school is still quite humane!" "I think Xiao Qin is right, after hearing Xiao Qin say this, I also listened carefully to the new ringtone, which is indeed more pleasant than the previous ringtone. Later, Xiao Qin complained: "It's still the previous bell, the previous bell is the real bell, the sound is very loud, the sound is harsh, the teacher wants to drag the hall to wait for the bell to ring before continuing, sometimes the bell rings and is long and has to get out of class on time, now it's good, the bell is too weak to work, the conscious teacher will let us get to the point to remind him to get out of class, the unconscious teacher directly closed the classroom door, closed the door and covered his ears to drag the hall, I suspect that this bell is the teacher who loves to drag the hall proposed to change." "Hey, the girl's idea is really getting faster, but I think Xiao Qin is right, after the bell is changed, some teachers often use not hearing the bell as an excuse to drag the class, how to solve this problem...... Yes, it's okay to turn up the volume of the bell, so that the beautiful melody is to amplify the sound, so that it can be appreciated by the teacher who closes the classroom door and drags the classroom!
After the second class in the morning, when it came to the big class, I could rest for half an hour, so I went to the pillar of the broadcasting class first and asked him if he could adjust the volume of the bell.
"Turn up the volume?"
"Well, aren't you from the radio station? Can you tune it, give a word! ”
"I can tune! I can tune it! Do you think that the bell is too small for the teacher to hear the bell and drag the class? ”
"Yes! What's the matter, are the teachers in your broadcasting class also dragging their feet? ”
"Which class will not have a teacher who is dragging the class? Someone has already come to our station to help adjust the volume, I didn't expect you to want to adjust it too, haha, Xueba is also afraid that the teacher will drag the class. ”
"Isn't a top student an individual? It's a person who is afraid of the teacher dragging the hall, and the one who is not afraid of dragging the hall is called learning God! ”
"Yes! Hahahaha! ”
"Someone has already asked you to be transferred, and your teacher has also dragged the class, so why hasn't you been transferred yet?"
"Don't say it, the people at our radio station have been asked by different people, and almost everyone has switched in when they go to the broadcast on duty."
"You just can't adjust it, right?"
"I can tune it up, I blame Mr. Zhu, who is in charge of broadcasting, for making the file name of the ringtone wrong, he named the class bell as the class bell, and he named the class bell after class, so that the more we adjust the class bell, the smaller the class bell is, and the louder the class bell."
"Tut-tut, are you sure he's wrong, didn't he deliberately guard against the people at your radio station?"
"How can it be! Lao Zhu is a teacher who manages equipment, and he doesn't need to fight wits and courage with students, this bell is still changed by him for our sake! ”
"Oh, he changed it, what was that idea?"
"He heard some students complain that the previous bell was too noisy, the first class to make up for sleep, and planned to continue to sleep between classes, but was woken up by the bell, and he was not energetic all morning, and then he replaced the original bell with music, and took advantage of the weekend to repeatedly debug, so that the bell can be heard but not noisy, if he knew that the bell has become smaller, the teacher has dragged the hall and caused us to make up for the time is gone, he must be sad."
"Tsk, such a person is still called a teacher, he is really wronged, he should be called a brother!."
"You're the most rebellious student I've ever met."
"Then you don't know how your sister-in-law is rebellious, people can't get up today, so they just ask for leave and don't come at home."
"I see, I mean, it's strange that you'd give up your time between classes to stick to your girlfriend and come to me for a ringtone."
"Looking for you to adjust the bell is also to stick to your sister-in-law, their liberal arts class teacher talks at length in class, and they drag the class to occupy the class at every turn, and a few times they even occupy the big class, so that I can't see her."
“……”
"Then how long can you go to tune, you have adjusted so that I can tell your sister-in-law, let her come to class, see if there is any teacher who said that she can't hear the bell, I'm really afraid that she won't come for two days in a row, so I won't be able to see her."
"Okay, okay, I'm broadcasting before class this afternoon, I'll tune it to you, you can get out now!"
"Good brother! Come! Hug it! ”
"Roll the calves!"
"It's worthy of broadcasting, and the swearing sounds enjoyable!"
“……”
"Oh my god! Don't hit anyone!! ”
Hey, this pillar is a real tiger chasing people, I ran so fast, and I was chased and beaten by him. looks polite, and speaks even more politely, but every time I get sour, I scold and beat people, since chasing people is so powerful, why don't you chase a girlfriend? I only know what kind of hero is a guy who has a girlfriend! Such a sultry voice is not used to tease my sister or scold me, it's really a tyrannical thing! But don't say it, it seems that the more angry and sad the pillar is, the lower and more sultry the voice becomes, so those girls who make the pillar happy just can't feel the charm of the pillar, and those who make the pillar fire can just hear the most magnetic sound of the pillar, and then after being conquered by the charm of the pillar, they begin not to make the pillar angry, and slowly make the pillar happy, after a long time, they will feel that the pillar has changed, the charm is greatly reduced, and finally leave the pillar, but this makes the pillar regain its charm due to emotional injury. It's a tragic cycle, and I call it the "Column Alone Cycle."