Chapter 387: Yang Jian and Yuding Zhenren
Downstairs.
A beautiful woman with long green hair, her bangs combed into the middle, orange eyes, pointed teeth, pointed ears, pointed manicure, oily hair and powdered face, snow-white skin, wearing a purple serpentine hair ornament and hairpin, and a slender figure.
The boobs are large, demonic, and the upper body is only surrounded by a purple bra, and the lower body is a woman with a snake tail, who is reprimanding a lame toad in front of her.
"Newspaper... Report to the king, there is a handsome guy in front of you! The toad spirit still went its own way, and the next moment it was waved aside by the green snake spirit.
"How many times have you said it, don't call me the king, call me the queen!" The green snake spirit corrected with an angry face.
Immediately afterwards, the green snake spirit blushed and looked at the two men who appeared in front of him, this is Yang Jian and Yuding Zhenren who had just been pulled over by Liu Feng.
The epidemnity of Yuding Zhenren was naturally directly ignored, she took a fancy to Yang Jian, tall and tall, although he was not the kind of man he liked, but it also gave people a sense of reassurance.
Absolutely handsome!
"Hello handsome guy, my Green Snake Spirit family lives in Ten Thousand Snake Mountain and has many properties, one thousand and eight years old, unmarried, does the handsome guy lack a girlfriend?" The green snake spirit quickly ran to Yang Jian, blushing and heartbeating.
Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, and suddenly moved from Kunlun Mountain to another place, he was very surprised, as soon as he appeared in this strange place, he ran over, a monster dressed in a demonic aura that was not a serious demon at first glance ran over and said some strange things, Yang Jian couldn't understand it.
"Why doesn't the handsome guy speak, it's hard to be a fool if he's so handsome, hehe, if it's a fool, suck it ~ You can carry it home as a pressure villager! Suck~" The green snake spirit was talking to himself.
Yang Jian......
"Report to the king, I think he should be scared by you!" The toad spirit who had just run back said straightly.
"Call me Queen!"
"Yes, yes, king!"
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Yang Jian, with the Yuding real person, quietly bypassed the toad spirit duo who seemed to have entered the ghost animal cycle mode, and always felt that this place was becoming more and more abnormal.
Can that monkey, who calls himself the Monkey King, really teach himself martial arts, so that he has the power to split the mountain to save his mother and fight against the heavenly court?
"Amazing, amazing!" Suddenly, the Yuding real person beside Yang Jian exclaimed as if he had discovered a new continent.
"What kind of nerves are you having?" Yang Jian frowned and said, Yang Jian didn't have a good attitude towards Yuding Zhenren, the nominal second-generation disciple of the Sect.
In Yang Jian's heart, this Yuding real person is a guy who relies on the protection of his elders to cheat and cheat.
Of course, Yuding Zhenren's cheating and cheating has nothing to do with himself, at most, he makes himself envious, jealous and hateful, but it is too much to want to accept himself as an apprentice, thinking about Yuding Zhenren's strength, Yang Jian feels that if he really lets him succeed, then he will be miserable!
Heaven and earth are the princes, and the master still occupies a very important position in the eyes of the ancients, and is even respected as a parent, as for switching to other masters, it is absolutely undaring.
"I mean this place, Kunlun Mountain is the dojo of my master Yuan Shi Tianzun, the sky and the earth are covered with nets, ordinary immortals can't even fly if they don't have the Jade Emperor or my master's token, let alone move people to another space.
And although this place looks like an inn, it has its own space, and it's a big deal! Yuding Zhenren exaggerated.
Listening to the words of Yuding Zhenren, Yang Jian suddenly looked at him a little, although this person is usually full of nonsense, but he is not useless, at least in terms of knowledge, he has thrown himself several streets.
The number of strangers around him gradually increased, and Yang Jian found that most of these people were acquaintances, and they were constantly polite to each other, a harmonious scene, but Yang Jian always felt that there was always a sense of disharmony under this seemingly harmony.
"Hey~, this must be Second Master Yang." When Yang Jian was looking at the surrounding arrangements, a bald man suddenly squeezed out from behind.
He walked over and asked with a kind face.
"That's right, you... Is it Heshen? It was the first time that someone called himself Yang Erye, Yang Jian was a little embarrassed, but after seeing the visitor, he recalled that the members of the group still remembered who the other party was.
"Your... Why is the hair gone? Yang Jian said with some curiosity.
On the avatar in the chat group, He Shen has an ugly braid like a mouse's tail, why did he shave it? Did he also realize that there was something wrong with his own aesthetics?
"Ahem, don't talk about this, don't talk about this." He Shen was a little embarrassed, could it be said that Ying Zheng took possession of me in the Qing Dynasty and promulgated the 'head without hair, hair without hair', so that now the whole country is full of bald heads, just waiting for new hair to grow.
I heard that the monks of the Shaolin Temple next door have recognized the wrong person several times when they go down the mountain to turn their fate.
"Second master, I know that you are not in a very good situation now, do you want to come to me for a loan, I have all kinds of natural treasures here, as well as exercise cheats, which can definitely make you stronger in the short term!" He Shen lowered his eyebrows and said.
"Go aside." Yang Jian was about to answer when he saw a slightly darkened and scantily clad woman walk over and slip He Shenti over.
"Don't believe him, the interest on his loan is the highest in the group, and it is also the blackest, I tell you that he is the biggest liar and the biggest tumor in the group, don't be fooled!" The woman pointed to Heshen.
He Shen...... mmp
"Yang Jian, thank you for the warning, I don't know what Miss is called?" Yang Jian glanced at He Shen vigilantly, but he didn't expect that He Shen, who was low-eyed and pleasing to the eye, would have so many bad deeds.
Fortunately, there are many good people in this world, and although this woman dresses strangely, she still has a good heart.
"They all call me Kelly." Kelly patted her chest.
"By the way, I think you should have a three-pointed, two-edged knife, right? I can help you with the three-pointed two-edged knife here, waxing, polishing, strengthening, enchanting, and a set of custody to see the gods, see the gods, see the Buddhas, kill the Buddhas! Kelly's fox tail was finally revealed at this moment.
"Three-pointed, two-edged knife? What is that? Yang Jian was stunned, he only had a watermelon knife in his hand, could it be that the name of the watermelon knife was a three-pointed two-edged knife?
"None? It doesn't matter if you don't, if there is something that needs to be strengthened in the future, just bring it to me, I'll tell you, it's a mortal kitchen knife, and it can be strengthened under my Kelly's operation. Kelly was stunned for a moment, and then continued to sell in a big way.
"By the way, I still have canned food here, and I secretly told you that someone has opened an artifact here!" Kelly said, pulling out a tattered clay pot.
If Liu Feng was here, he would definitely find that the thing Kelly took out was the lowest of all the cans.
"Is it so powerful?" Yang Jian felt that there was something wrong with Kelly in front of him, but the Yuding real person next to him looked at the can in Kelly's hand with bright eyes.
Can you open an artifact? Although I don't know what the artifact is, but it's so greasy, Kelly is looking at the real person of Yuding with a smile on her face.
Fish, hooked!
"Hey, you two, the boss asked you to go up." Ma Xiaoling's voice sounded behind Yang Jian and Yuding Zhenren, and her eyes were full of disdain for the two people in front of her.
How old is it, even called Yang Jian and Yuding Zhenren? It is true that Ma Xiaoling admits that this Liu Feng seems to know some very magical people, but how can Taoist gods like Yuding Zhenren and Yang Jian have such an appearance and temperament.
Sure enough, these weirdly dressed guys here are a bunch of cross-dressers, and they still like to fantasize about themselves as other people's psychopaths?
I'm so tired to work in such a shop!