Chapter 9: The Naked Son Rides the Dragon 6
Wei Wei was discouraged, carrying a big dung and approaching the city gate, "What a big beauty, you have to make me a village girl." Rice, you're afraid it's not poisonous."
"It's all about the task, you don't have to worry so much. Besides, if you can think of a better way, we don't need to be so embarrassed," Rat Rice said, "By the way, there's one more thing ......."
"What's the matter, please, I'm already picking up big, don't toss me."
"Well, it's actually nothing, I just want to tell you that you really stink now" Rat Rice pinched his nose and gloated, "Although I can't smell it, just by looking at it, I can imagine how smelly you are now"
"Hehe, rat rice, you wait, sooner or later I will clean you up".
"Don't make a fuss, you're about to enter the city, don't be careful yourself" After Rat Rice's slightly heartfelt voice fell, there was no movement.
Watching the people coming and going under the tall city gate, I once again deeply felt the reality of this world. is not a TV series with a few simple protagonists in memory, everyone is their own protagonist, and they have their own ups and downs.
Wei Wei carefully carried two empty dung buckets and mixed them into the ranks of the city, although the dung buckets were empty, they still emitted a suffocating smell, and the people around them all quietly stayed away from her.
As early as when he was on the road, Wei Wei gave the dung to him, and if he thought about it carefully, he knew that there were no dung pickers in the city, and it was normal for village women to pretend to go into the city to pick dung!
After all, Rat Rice is a monster, and he still doesn't know much about the various living habits of humans.
"Stop, what are you doing, why is it so stinky" The soldiers guarding the city stopped Wei Wei, it was too stinky, the smell of the dragon was mixed with the smell of dung, that strange smell, it was difficult not to get people's attention.
"My lord, the little woman is from the village outside, isn't this the same as Master Zhang in the city, and he will deal with the feces and water for his family" Wei Wei used his spiritual power, turned his voice hoarse, pretended to be timid and rude, and began to make up the story.
Anyway, eight of the ten masters are surnamed Zhang, and the ghost knows if the surname Zhang is more prosperous.
"No, there are so many people who come in and out every day, and I haven't encountered you so stinky" The soldiers guarding the city looked at Wei Wei suspiciously.
It's not that you don't look like a smart person, why are you so witty? You are a small soldier, so curious you can't be promoted. Although I am complaining in my heart, the story still has to be made.
"My lord, I am wronged! Originally, it had always been picked by the men of my family, but I broke my leg while working yesterday, and it was not only the little woman who came," Wei Wei cried.
"My family is poor, and I get up early and work late on weekdays, so how can I have time to take a bath, it seems that I haven't taken a bath for two or three months." As soon as the words fell, the people around them quickly retreated, afraid of getting a little smell.
"Besides, when I pick up dung, I still care if it stinks or not." Wei Wei added, raising an ugly face after disguise, and threw a wink at the soldier.
"The first time the little woman comes, don't embarrass them. My men have always said that I am a big beauty when I dress up, and I know the thoughts of adults. As he spoke, he put on a shy face, and the people around him looked so uncomfortable that they wanted to vomit.
It seemed that he was addicted to playing, Wei Wei continued to make a shy appearance, "The little woman only has her own man in her heart, adult, adult" while raising her head and glancing at the soldier, she said, "Your Excellency, you should die!" I'd rather die than obey."
The soldier was so disgusted that he couldn't speak, his face was flushed, and he saw the strange eyes of the people around him, "No, I, no" stammered even more.
The soldier next to him was disgusted, and his face was vicious, "Roll on, it's really ugly, hurry up, we Xiaoyi can't look down on you, don't get in the way anymore." ”
Wei Wei pretended to be frightened, and hurriedly carried the dung bucket into the city, always feeling that something was wrong, and looked back at the city gate again.
I saw that the soldier who couldn't speak before said to the other who helped him with a red face, "Brother Zhuang, thank you so much, otherwise I really don't know what to do."
"It's okay, Brother B, no one can bully you with me."
"Brother Zhuang, it's good to have you" "Don't be afraid, Brother B"
……
"It always feels like it's not that simple." Wei Wei shook the goosebumps that didn't exist, and walked away from the city gate with a self-muttering thing.
Where's the spring? Rat Rice was still pretending to be dead, and he couldn't get a response, so he had to inquire by himself.
Wei Wei carried the dung bucket and asked where the spring was, although many people did not have a good attitude, but they still pointed him out the right path.
"It's strange to have a good attitude, you are so stinky, you can tell you the way, you are already kind" Rat Rice finally spoke up, probably really couldn't stand Wei Wei's broken and broken attitude.
"Please, are you a woman, can you clean it up, you really look like this, I'm afraid you won't be able to enter the door."
"Isn't this disguise! Everything is based on safety, you wait, I will immediately restore the appearance of a big beauty" Wei Wei also felt that this appearance might be really a bit disgusting, and quickly changed back to the original state.
"What's the use of changing the appearance of light, the point is that it stinks, big sister, hurry up and take a bath" Rat Rice hated iron and steel, "Hurry up and take a bath, I really haven't seen such a stinky tasker." ”
"Is there a place to take a bath on this street, besides, wash it clean, waiting for the Demon Corps to catch it? You have a long brain," he said, ignoring the angry rat rice, and walking towards the spring with a foul smell on his own.
"Rice, do you think this will be the little white dragon? At this time in the plot, he should have met the unicorn dragon, and he also met Aunt Yujiao. ”
"You care so much, although the actual situation and the plot timeline may be a little off, but it shouldn't be much."
"Okay!"
……
As soon as I entered the door, I saw the gentle beautiful woman in my memory, and the years did not seem to leave any traces on her, but added a bit of charm to her.
Seeing the familiar figure busy coming and going, Wei Wei's mood was also much better, although she didn't show it, but the rat rice hidden in her soul could feel that Wei Wei was really happy from getting out of trouble until now.
"Oh, where did the big beauty come from, come in quickly, come in quickly" Noticing Wei Wei standing at the door, Yu Jiaolong raised her signature smile, "Is it the first time the girl has come?" We have all kinds of services here," Before he finished speaking, he was choked by the sky-high stench on Wei Wei's body.
His face changed in an instant, but considering that he would open the door to do business, it would be difficult to turn away the guests, and he reluctantly smiled, "Is the girl here to take a bath?" How about I arrange a private room for you? ”
Wei Wei didn't think about it and was in a hurry, and there was a sulfur smell here to cover it, so it was better to wash it first. To be honest, I can't help the smell of this body.
So he didn't shirk it, and with Yu Jiaolong's arrangement, he went to take a bath first.