42 aged wine
Taishang Laojun is very stubborn and refuses to make me feel better.
The goldfinch couldn't help it, so he asked me across the pot: "Are you okay, can you stand it?" I have already sent a letter to Tang Ting Mountain, I believe that Tang Ting Jun will be here soon, don't be afraid! ”
I was speechless in pain, but the three words of Tangtingshan still penetrated into my ears word for word. And, I don't know why, it doesn't give rise to my expectation of the old fairy, but the desire for a stuffy donkey.
The first time I went to Tangting Mountain, I was tricked into the door by the old fairy's stuffy donkey. The first time I fought with a stuffy donkey, I was so drunk that I became unconscious, and I honestly became a stuffy donkey. But then I became more and more frustrated, and kept attacking it. Finally, with my perseverance and hard work, "stuffy donkey" became "stuffy donkey", ha!
During that time in Tangting Mountain, although my skills were not very long, the amount of alcohol increased by leaps and bounds, not only did I confirm the name of the little wine god of Ten Thousand Demon Mountain, but also, on the day I left Tangting Mountain, Dongshan Jun was drunk by me! In this way, my name as a little Bacchus can not only gallop on the Ten Thousand Demon Mountain, but also be very useful in Tangting Mountain!
So, it's not me talking big, if Taishang Laojun is willing to change the finger severance spell to wine today, then I will definitely be able to go one step further - take down the Tushi Palace together! Although it is still boiled in a pot, if it can really crown the Tushi Palace in terms of the amount of alcohol, then it can be regarded as earning some face for my aunt and father, right?
The Liuhe Pagoda is in touch with me, and knowing what I am thinking, I immediately ordered water and turned it into wine, and turned the pot full of hot springs into the strongest and most fragrant wine—I dare say, a hundred times better than a stuffy donkey! I suspect that Liuhe Pagoda has turned out all the treasures hidden by the old witch in Jiuli. It must be my sincerity that moved it, so I was willing to take out the private wine at the bottom of the old witch's box, it seems that Liuhe Pagoda really treats me as a partner! That's great!
Liuhe Pagoda, sister loves you! Kiss!
I tell you, wine relieves pain. Really, spirits can cure heartache. At least he can cure Taishang Laojun's finger severance curse. Now I know why Dongshan-kun said that Jiuli drank as soon as he had a heartache. Because it really works! Me and the Liuhe Tower—oh yes, and our dragon scales—the three of us drank so much that we couldn't even make the effort to cry out in pain.
My aunt's wine is very spicy, not to mention that it has been hidden by the Liuhe Pagoda for hundreds of years, and the taste is simply - strong!
The most authentic thing is, isn't there a real fire of samadhi roasting outside our broken pot? The strength of the small flame drilled into the wine, adding a layer of old fire to the already domineering and spicy wine. Besides, this broken pot is still stewing me! Hahaha, my aunt's old wine, plus the cellar of the Liuhe Pagoda, as well as the ice spring water with dragon scales, the old fire taste of Samadhi real fire, and the taste of the big crane stewed in the iron pot - tsk, the word "fine wine" can't be described! All I can say is -
Even if Taishang Laojun breaks my two fingers again, no, ten fingers and ten toes are all counted, and I won't go out of the little monster! Never go out! Hee-hee-hee!
We drank so much that we heard the goldfinch being beaten outside.
As I said earlier, Taishang Laojun is not a thing. We monsters don't bully our own children. He is an immortal, and he is still the kind of example in the Three Realms, and he actually caught his own apprentice and beat him, it is really tasteless!
"Goldwing, run!"
I drank too much, and I was indignant, and I was upset for the Goldfinch. After all, he likes me so much, since I can't repay him a sincerity, I can't watch him being bullied, right? So, I just rolled in the pot, deliberately letting the wine leak out. The wine is very fragrant when it goes out. Especially give Samadhi a little fire, and burn it in a lala-la- It's so fragrant! It's so fragrant that I miss the fingers of the little demon boys in the Demon Village, and it's just right to drink!
I couldn't stand it so much that I had to hold my fingers and nibble on them – not to mention, the two that had been burned by the true fire of samadhi were the most fragrant! Hey!
The Liuhe Pagoda also stumbled.
The funniest thing is that the dragon scales are big, and the old hiccups are full. Others have hiccups at best, bad breath. It doesn't, it snows as soon as it hiccups. There were many, many snowflakes, some of which became ice cores, some of which became fog; There are also murmurs - like ice water that melts at the beginning of spring, gurgling down from the mountains, beautiful and beautiful.
I craned my neck to drink water, and then accidentally dropped my aunt's diary into it. I reached for it, and it was just in time for a big hiccup, which knocked me into my diary like rolling spring thunder.
There's a fight in the diary!
I was so drunk that I couldn't even see who was fighting with whom, so I was hit on the head, and I immediately shook off my wings and fought back. Although I have never practiced drunken boxing, I have drunk enough wine, my body is active, and I have fried and roasted in that broken pot before, and every tendon and muscle in my body is alive.
So, it's a good fight!
Of course, the other party doesn't cook, one by one is very powerful, and no one convinces anyone. I was mixed in, and I was beaten and I felt that it was so good to pick someone else. Although I still don't know who I'm fighting. My aunt's wine was running all over my body, as if I had just finished practicing, and my whole body was hot and full of infinite energy. So, taking advantage of the opportunity, I don't care who the other party is, anyway, I will practice first.
If you win, won't you make a fight for nothing?
The diary is particularly appropriate - of course, Dongshan-kun said that my aunt would empathize with me! So my current scene will have something to do with fighting, which is really normal. It's just that I really didn't expect that the fire was raging outside, and there was also a fire in the diary. And, to tell you the truth, the fire is very powerful, and when it burns on the body, it is no less painful than the samadhi fire outside!
My aunt really understands me, and it seems that she wants to use the true fire of samadhi to do special training for me!
I decided to live up to her expectations and take this opportunity to deal with the true fire of samadhi. My dad taught me arson, and although I've always been a little smart, I'm just getting better at the moment! Our family has an indissoluble bond with fire, from grandma to aunt to father, but any character has to pass this hurdle. And since they can get by, there's no reason why I can't!
I summoned my anger out.
I don't know if it's because I just drank the wine, but today's fire is very strong and fragrant. When I spread my wings, I could see it myself, and because of my beautiful big wings, I was surrounded by fragrant and blue flames. I was so excited, fanning everywhere and lighting fires everywhere, I felt like a superior monster with a perfect score of 100 and 12!
I'm so good, but I found out that there is one of them who is fiercer than me!
That guy was so desperate that he rushed to the stove with all his might! Failure comes again and again, covered in blood, and it is extremely fierce! The point is, it's still very beautiful!
I immediately reacted, it was none other than my aunt, the old witch Jiuli Benli!!
And the place where we fought is not elsewhere, the home of the bad old man of the standard Tushi Palace!