The beauty is sleeping.

Probably in a spring dream, because in addition to muttering "Long San", the corners of his mouth are still drooling. It seems that Ryusan is not a chic and handsome brother, but a piece of delicious and delicious braised pork - I like braised pork, and I drool when I think of it, and I am hungry to death. But I know that beauty is not greedy, but greedy, the kind of gluttony of.

My sister plays a demon and sees a demon love every time, but I know that in private, she is more than anyone else, and she will drool just by looking at the portrait of a handsome guy - isn't this symptom exactly the same as the beauty in front of her?

I just didn't expect that a little dragon would cause so many beautiful girls to drool. The little fish spirit is stupid and simple, he maintains and worships it before he sees it, and he looks for it in the sky and the earth, so it can be said that he is stupid. I don't know what other stupid things the person in front of me has done for Long San in addition to spring dreams.

There is a saying among mortals that is very true, it is called "know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles". This is what my dad practiced and certified. He said that the hundreds of years he had been dormant had gone to understand the temperament and strength of the immortals. "If it weren't for that, how could you and I win?"

My father was so proud when he said this, and he didn't have a weak heart, so I believed him.

I think that after meeting Ryuzo, I will inevitably have to fight him. Since there is going to be a fight, it is always good to know about it in advance. Although this will lose the fun of fighting with unknown opponents (I call it "blind fighting"), but when I think about it, the little fish spirit will be watching from the side, as well as the sunspot and the goldfinch bird, eighty percent will not leave, with them watching, it is better to win than to lose. Occasionally, I still have to save face.

So, I decided to talk to this beauty and ask about Ryusan. Moreover, if she is very familiar with Ryusan, wouldn't it be good?

I thought it was beautiful, but before I got closer, I saw two shrimp essences drilled out from behind the rockery, showing off their might, looking up and eight forks, with a lot of beards all over their bodies, especially unpolite, and asked me: "Where is Niangniang?" ”

While pulling their beards for fear that they would prick me, I pointed in the direction of the beauties and said, "Dreaming! ”

One asked, "What dream?" ”

As he spoke, he leaned over a little more, and the whiskers on his head almost poked me in the eyes, and I was so annoyed that I couldn't do it. As soon as I was about to do it, the other one pulled it back very familiarly, and reprimanded it fiercely: "Gossip again, be careful that the Dragon King hinges your beard!" ”

Then he turned around and instructed me: "Go and wake up the mother, say that the play is ready, and wait for her to start!" ”

"What play?"

As soon as I heard it, I came to my senses. To be honest, I've been to the mortal world several times, and I've watched everything I should have seen and shouldn't see, but I haven't grabbed a ticket. I grabbed the roof twice, but those two times, the movement was so loud that I didn't even sing anymore, and I watched me fight! As a direct result: I have been in the world for so long, and I haven't seen a single scene, and I regret it very much.

I originally wanted Kuroko to sing to me, but he didn't like me, and he was always not as good as I wanted. I was reluctant to force him, so I put it off again and again, and I haven't seen it yet.

Alas, it's a shame to say this, but fortunately, these two shrimp spirits don't know me.

They don't know me, but they're not polite to me. I just asked, and the dead shrimp essence hit me with a shrimp rake, but fortunately I hid quickly! I really want to call back. With the strength of both of them, I guarantee that with just one movement of the tip of the last part of my little finger, I can turn them all into food! Although shrimp meat is not as good as braised pork, it is still meat.

But I can't fight.

The previous experience told me that if you want to watch a play, you have to be honest and incompetent.

Alas, what a depressing! These two bastards, you wait, wait until I finish the show, and then it's not too late to eat you! Although I don't like to peel shrimp, I don't like to peel shrimp, but there are servants outside, and I'm afraid I can't find anyone willing to help? Hum!

I ran over and called them the beautiful lady.

The mother has a big temper, and when she wakes up, she doesn't ask about it, and scolds me first. After scolding, he wiped his saliva and asked me what was the matter. I'm so angry that I really have to endure a big temper to hold back! I pointed to the two shrimp spirits who were standing far away—now you know why I was calling, this beauty was so angry when she got up—that the show was ready, and that you were going to start playing!

The beauty lady is so happy, the saliva bubbles bubbled out before she wiped it off, and when she wiped it, she came to grab my arm and asked me to hold her! I'm annoyed to death, people don't have such a big shelf of real Guanyin Niangniang, where is this wild lady like this? The point is, you have snot on your hands!

I was sick to death, and I once wondered if it was worth my sacrifice.

But in the end, I relented.

I think so: the quality of the play is not important, the key is that the experience of not seeing the play is not very good, the little fish spirit admires me so much, if she knows that I haven't even watched the play, won't it detract from my image in her mind? And the goldfinch bird, it will definitely laugh at me so much as it hurts off its big teeth! Kuroko won't laugh at me, he'll just be as indifferent as ever......

Alas, no matter what, I'll see it first.

Of course, if the play is not good-looking, I will lose my temper little monster. When the time comes, it doesn't matter what kind of beauty you are, or dead turtle shrimp essence, all of them will be stewed in one pot! This season, it's just the right time to eat seafood!

There are many good things in the Dragon Palace, and the stage is also magnificent, colorful, and everything is up.

My mother despises this kind of aesthetics, she has lived in the West Queen Mother Palace for a long time, and she has seen all kinds of good things. But because I've seen a lot, it's not unusual, but I pay special attention to returning to the basics, to be minimalist and natural, otherwise how could I fall in love with my father's coarseness?

But I'm not, I just like colorful, messy, how lively!

Our Ten Thousand Demon Mountain is lively, and the Unbounded Mountain is okay, but not the Tangting Mountain. Deserted, except for the red fruit tree on the top of the mountain, and my brother bald mammoth, nothing else is lively! I don't know how to speak my brother, and the red fruit tree is hidden in the sea of clouds, so lonely, I want to cry every time I go up......

To be fair, Dongshanjun and the old fairy are also lively. But the two of them, the former is not the population of Tangting Mountain, and the latter hates more than lively, so they don't add points.

If you have to add points, huh...... Probably only the old fairy who drank wine at night counted.

In fact, the old fairy who drank wine at night was not lively. But he was gentle, so gentle that it made people iron and drowsy, as if he was having a very lively dream. I love those kinds of dreams. If only the old fairy could be so gentle all the time. I think he'd better be here now, I just don't know if he likes to watch the show or not. And the old witch in Jiuli, has she seen it??

Just as I was thinking, there was a big gong, and then the play began.