Do you know when a man's happiest moment is?

For most men, the happiest moment is to get up and open your eyes, and see a delicate little face next to you, that is a sleeping girl, she has fair and delicate skin, and her appearance is not inferior to any two-dimensional beautiful girl, she is curled up beside you like a kitten, her long eyelashes tremble slightly in the early morning sun, and even her breath is full of intoxicating fragrance, under the warm bedding, zero-distance skin contact makes you instantly awake, at that moment, You think of that indescribable summit of bliss last night......

But do you know what a man's panic is?

When you are still asleep in a daze, you slowly wake up in the heavy sense of oppression on your body, and you are greeted by a fat big round face, which looks like a basketball with human facial features, and there are still fine and convex dots on it, and then you wake up in shock, and at that moment, you don't even want to remember what this woman twice your size did to you last night......

Wang Yao is a complete otaku and game freak, generally speaking, a creature like an otaku with its own talent of "paying attention to solitary life", the so-called happiness and horror of men are impossible to appear in daily life. At least until today......

Today is, October 23rd.

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The fresh and secretive cool breeze kept blowing on his face, waking Wang Yao from his sleep in a daze.

Grass, the air conditioner forgot to turn off again!

Like many people's reactions, Wang Yao subconsciously wanted to grab the futon around him irritably, but when he touched it, he couldn't touch the familiar softness, but there was a feeling of cutting on his hand that made Wang Yao stunned for a moment, he couldn't help but open his eyes and turned his head to look at the futon that should have existed, and suddenly, the expression on his face was as frightened as seeing a fat woman with a basketball head lying next to him.

Grassland?!

Wang Yaohuo sat up, looking at the unfamiliar scenery in front of him in disbelief, and all the confusion caused by waking up was instantly swept away.

The sky is so blue......

The grass is so soft......

The natural wind is also much more comfortable than the air conditioner......

But...... He remembered that he was lying on the bed in his bedroom last night, right?!

Practical joke?!

This thought flashed in Wang Yao's heart instantly, but in a blink of an eye, he denied it, he was a single-parent family and an only child, and he had neither eccentric younger brothers and sisters, nor older brothers and sisters who made teasing his younger brother every day, and it was impossible for that serious and old-fashioned pedant father to make such a joke on himself.

So why is he lying here inexplicably?

Where is this again?

With horror and confusion, Wang Yao looked around, and immediately noticed that behind him, a figure was sleeping with his back against a tree.

That's a ...... Young woman?

Wang Yao asked himself if he was the best at judging a person's age from his appearance, but at least he could see the height of a person's appearance, there is no doubt that this sleeping woman is a pure natural and high-value beauty! Why do you dare to be so sure just by looking at it? Nonsense, for Wang Yao, who has read countless women, how can this little thing be a problem?

Well, to put it bluntly, for any otaku, having viewed countless goddess online photos, this ability is as not surprising as a skill given by the system in the novice village, but it is also an ability to be proud of, right?

The so-called fair lady and gentleman, driven by the "love of beauty", Wang Yao subconsciously leaned over and took a closer look.

The woman's long hair tied at the back of her head is dyed cherry color very non-mainstreamly, but with delicate facial features and slightly healthy wheat-colored skin, it has a different kind of stunning beauty, rather than the word "kill Matt" that makes people think of Lei Ren for the first time.

The woman didn't seem to feel Wang Yao's approach, a pair of slender legs with knee-length black boots, naturally stretched out and crossed together, hands around her chest, leaning against the tree in a very comfortable posture and falling asleep, under the long cherry blossom sideburns, her head was slightly tilted, her pink thin lips were lightly opened, and there was a faint trace of transparent saliva on the corner of her mouth......

Well, you can never imagine a beautiful woman drooling when she sleeps, but a beauty is a beauty, and even such an indecent sleeping appearance makes people feel a little cute and cute.

Because he was obsessed with the woman's sleeping face, so that after a while, Wang Yao realized that this woman's clothing was extremely familiar, like a nail but not a body, and it was a tight-fitting suit, with pieces of metal armor inlaid in various vital parts of the human body, just like ancient armor.

Wait a minute...... This outfit?

A pretty figure that instantly came to mind made Wang Yao unable to react for a while, and he was stunned for a moment, until Wang Yao saw a black giant sword leaning against the trunk of the woman's back, and two short blades that shone with a deadly cold light in the early morning sun......

Wang Yao was dumbfounded: "Flower ...... Mulan?! ”

it? Isn't this the character in a real-time mobile game called Honor of Kings that he often plays?!

At this time, the woman seemed to be awakened by Wang Yao's sudden exclamation, she opened a pair of sleepy eyes, those eyes were a bewitching dark red, but at this time it still seemed a little unfocused and unfocused.

The woman looked at Wang Yao with blank eyes, and Wang Yao looked at the woman with a dull face.

"Good morning......" After a while, the woman seemed to finally recognize the person in front of her, and while saying hello lazily, she didn't forget to wipe the traces of saliva at the corner of her mouth with her sleeve.

Her voice is so mature and pleasant, and Wang Yao's heart is so full of ideas.

Am I rubbing? The beauty still seems to know me? Although it is extremely happy for him to wake up and see a beautiful woman, what about this scene that looks like a drunken fragment?!

didn't seem to see the stunned in Wang Yao's expression at this time, the woman stood up, stretched her waist elegantly, and her proud and seductive figure was suddenly revealed.

It's really big...... Ah no, it's true!

Wang Yao was stunned on the sidelines, this move and move, the perfect image of 386 degrees without dead ends, is exactly the same as Mulan in the glory of the king!

Could it be that this beauty is a cosplay star in a certain magazine?!

Thinking about it this way, Wang Yao is relieved a lot, in this era when there are as many Internet celebrities as carp crossing the river, it may be possible to find a perfect cosplay Mulan. It's just that Wang Yao is very confused, what's going on with her self-cooked for no reason? In his 20-year career as a single dog, there is absolutely no trace of the existence of such a big beauty.

Except, of course, in dreams.

Thinking of this, Wang Yao subconsciously pinched his arm.

Damn, it hurts!!

On the other side, the woman left Wang Yao, whose eyes were full of tears, walked to a clear stream in the distance, washed her face with the cool stream water, and then raised her hand at Wang Yao and called: "Come and wash your face, you have to hurry in a while." ”

"Where are you going?" Wang Yao subconsciously responded, but immediately realized that this was not the time for small talk, so he asked instead: "Wait, this beauty, do we know each other?" Also, where exactly is this? ”

"What beauty? How many times have you said that you want to call me Captain! The Sakura-haired woman got up and approached, muttering dissatisfiedly at first, but then a trace of worry appeared on her delicate pretty face: "Why do you look weird?" It can't be stupid by the boar monster yesterday, right? ”

Looking at the wet face of the beautiful woman close at hand, no, it was a delicate face, Wang Yao's instinctive face was hot for a while, but then he was stunned for a moment: "Wild boar? ”

The woman nodded seriously: "Yes, yesterday you didn't listen to your sister's advice, and you didn't do your best to provoke the wild boar monster in the mountains, and then you were chased and ran away for a long time, I guess you were not less arched by the pig's nose." ”

Wang Yao: "......"

After confirming that Wang Yao was not injured, the woman still patiently answered his question: "I met you outside the Great Wall two months ago, and when I saw that you were displaced alone, I brought you back to the Great Wall. I originally wanted you to join the Great Wall team to fight against the demon seed together, but your combat power comparable to slimes was really not qualified for the position of the Great Wall team, so after discussing with Brother Su, I decided to send you to Shu Kingdom to experience the experience first, weren't you there at that time? ”

The expression on the woman's face was the same as usual when she spoke, but it sounded like the king had matched the bronze, full of disgust, but she didn't say it clearly because of the situation.

But Wang Yao doesn't care about these now: "Beauty, don't be joking, isn't this a prank of a certain TV station?" I know that there is such an entertainment show in Japan, so you should be a cosplay star of a certain magazine, right? Is there a camera hidden in the grove over there? ”

"Kill what? Camera? What's that? The Sakura-haired woman looked confused, but she had never been the kind of person who would delve into problems, and the doubts in her mind disappeared in a blink of an eye: "Let's hurry up early, this journey has been delayed for a long time." ”

As she spoke, the cherry-haired woman walked back to the tree, carrying the huge black sword behind her back, and pinning the two short blades to the knife holster at her waist, and then raised her hand at Wang Yao, signaling him to follow: "You'd better keep up, there are a lot of demon seeds lurking around here, and any one of them can eat you alive!" ”

"Are you serious?"

"Trick you into having candy? But you don't have to be afraid, there is a sister, sister is a legend! Hahaha! ”