463 Taiji Tu Longka
The emperor hurriedly reached out and gently snatched the child into his arms. The emperor showed a smile on his face, satisfied with everything.
The emperor accepted a brother he had just born, and the team that embraced the emperor hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed. I saw that there were three middle-aged male officials in the team, six daughters of official eunuchs, three young masters of official families, forty-three guards, more than fifty fathers-in-law, and eighteen grandmothers and palace maids.
The main and biggest father-in-law is naturally Zhou's father-in-law.
Everyone followed Zhou Gonggong and shouted: "Long live congratulations, long live congratulations." got another brother. It's really the third elder brother. Long live congratulations. Great fortune, great wealth, great wealth. Little Brother is really good, little Brother Chitose Chitose Chitose. Hooray, hooray, hooray. ”
Emperor Kangxi looked down, and the child actually turned his head to look at the crowd and showed a satisfied smile.
The emperor smiled, and then noticed that the child had fainted and fell asleep on the side of the road.
"Who is this?" The emperor asked casually, indeed he couldn't remember it for a while.
The four fathers-in-law who were waiting for Wu Ya Xiao Ruan immediately replied: "Long live Qi Yu, this is Wu Ya Xiao Ruan is a palace maid." But it's good for us. Nice people. The popularity is also very good. I didn't expect the master to be so blessed, and he gave birth to a little brother on the road in a daze. Heck, probably because of Yongfu Palace. ”
The emperor frowned and said, "Yongfu Palace is such a fart. My son was born on the road. I don't know how to come out and serve. No blessings, no eyesight. Anyway, really find a good place for the child's mother. Let's go to Xianfu Palace. Carry her over. In the future, she will be the mother of the third elder brother, the owner of Xianfu Palace. Ahahahaha. ”
"The emperor is wise. Niang Chitose Chitose Chitose! Long live the emperor, long live, long live. ”
Everyone hurriedly clapped the sycophants again.
The emperor took his son and went to Xianfu Palace first. refused to enter Yongfu Palace at all.
The emperor walked in front, Gonggong Zhou was unhurried and followed closely two steps away from the emperor, and the others slowly followed, ten meters away.
The emperor turned his head and said to Gonggong Zhou: "This is my elder brother, not a princess." Although the princess is also good. It's a bad idea after all. You will have to serve this brother well in the future. This will turn you over to serve Brother. Brother Niang, you don't have to worry about it. You're waiting for me. She is also unworthy. In the future, you will be solely responsible for serving the real third elder brother. Do you understand? ”
Gonggong Zhou hurriedly bent down and swore loyally, swearing, and said in a categorical voice: "Even if the slave is full of liver and brains, he will definitely serve the little brother desperately." Even if he tastes the courage of lying on the salary, suffers all the hardships, and suffers all the grievances, the slave will serve the third elder brother desperately. Your Majesty, let go of a hundred hearts. Slaves have always been careful. You know. ”
The emperor nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly the emperor noticed that something was wrong, and stopped, and the emperor looked at the root of the child's legs and thighs, and it turned out that the child was actually holding something between his thighs.
Gonggong Zhou and the emperor's colleagues saw it. It turned out to be the small body of a smaller, living, moving baby boy. The baby boy was too small, only the size of a potato.
"Oh, there's another one. I never dreamed of it. Your Majesty, there is also an elder brother here. Oops, how do you clip it to your thighs? Oops, these are two brothers. Oops, oh my God, the minion never dreamed of it. Your Majesty, hey, you are walking quickly along the way, fortunately, you are holding the ground. If the kid falls to the ground, it's over. Your Majesty, it's still your father-son relationship, and the slaves can't catch up. Oh, it's really blessed by our ancestors. This little brother is too small. ”
The emperor hurriedly held the child more steadily.
The eighteen-year-old Emperor Kangxi blushed, and couldn't help but be embarrassed and said, "How could I give birth to such two sons?" Isn't this a joke? This kid is really a mother, why did he give birth to so little? A small, a big one. It's a pitiful little one. Look at it, are you alive? I can't bear to look at it. ”
Father-in-law Zhou hurriedly stretched out his hand and slowly and gently took out the little brother from the root of the eldest child's thigh. I saw that although the little brother was very small, the sparrows were small and had all the organs. And it's lively, this kid has a good look and eyes.
Father-in-law Zhou was overjoyed, overjoyed, and said happily; "Your Majesty, the little ones are fine, okay. After all, they are brothers, and the relationship is so good. Oh, that little lord Wuya is really amazing. In the past, she has always been a palace maid, and it is not good to eat, drink, and sleep all the time. The treatment is a little worse. Otherwise the children can eat better. It can grow bigger. It's a pity that she has a low position. ”
When Emperor Kangxi heard this, his old face turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "I really treated Wuya Xiaoruan badly." Spread my will, and immediately canonize Wuya Xiaoruan as a concubine! Grant Xianfu Palace! Tell her to take good care of herself! Serve with care! ”
A clever young father-in-law hurriedly knelt down and took the order: "Oh, the slave is going to pass the will." The emperor is wise. The emperor was overjoyed. ”
After saying that, the young father-in-law hurriedly ran back.
The emperor nodded with satisfaction and walked slowly, looking at the two little brothers as he walked.
Soon the Imperial Doctor followed. The imperial physician checked the eldest brother first, and the imperial physician hugged the eldest elder brother and touched it himself, making sure that the child was not injured or injured, he was very happy, and was greatly relieved, and then returned it to the emperor and nodded to the emperor. Then the imperial doctor looked at the little brother again, and he also gently hugged him and touched it carefully, and after examination, he found that there was no problem, no injuries, and no external injuries.
Only then did the imperial physician breathe a sigh of relief and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, the emperor is blessed, and the two children are in danger." It's basically fine, it's safe. You can rest assured. ”
When the emperor heard this, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the emperor looked at the little elder brother and asked, "My fourth elder brother will be served by you in the future." Although not proficient in gynaecology and pediatrics. Anyway, you've done your best. My poor fourth elder brother is small, I don't know if it's no wonder that you live? I was distressed to death. I can't bear to look at it. ”
The imperial doctor smiled: "The emperor can rest assured, the minister guarantees with his head that the fourth elder brother and the third elder brother can survive safely." Rest assured. These two children are healthy. It's like a normal child. Nothing is a big deal. The point is that both children are hungry and their stomachs are flattened. ”
When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he suddenly realized and asked, "Oh, my son is hungry?" Want to breastfeed? What about the nurse? Where's the nurse? Go find it. Don't starve, my son. ”
The imperial doctor immediately said simply: "Your Majesty, when the minister came over just now, he saw the child's mother's chest swelling, isn't this just enough to be able to breastfeed." It's still ready-made. Just find the nearest child's mother to breastfeed. ”
Emperor Kangxi was in a hurry. Although he didn't want to, he didn't want the child to starve, so he had to nod reluctantly.
Inside the Ham Phuoc Palace
Wu Ya Xiaoruan is serving her two newborn children. Although the relationship between mother and son is very behind, let the four fathers-in-law around them see it. It's a pity that the five masters and servants all know that the mother and son can't get along. The harem has strict rules, and the child is about to be taken away. The children are all fed. Emperor Yuxi was waiting in the living room outside to take the child away.
Wu Ya Xiaoruan sighed and said to the four fathers-in-law, "Invite the emperor in." Just say I have something to say. ”
Two of the four fathers-in-law went out, and two continued to wait for the mother and son.
Soon the Emperor walked in.
The emperor was unhappy and said to Wu Ya Xiaoruan: "In that case, give the child to me." I will arrange for someone to attend to my flesh and blood. You can rest assured. Keep it with peace of mind. Wu Ya Xiaoruan, you will be blessed in the future. ”
Wu Ya Xiaoruan sat on the quilt and begged the emperor: "I want to stay for a while." ”
"That's enough." The Emperor said dissatisfiedly. took the initiative to come over and take the child away from Wu Ya Xiaoruan's arms. Wu Ya Xiaoruan didn't dare to refuse, she didn't move, and turned into a wooden man. Wu Ya Xiaoruan lowered her head, naturally she was silently sad and sad.
The emperor had no choice but to comfort before leaving: "What are you anxious about? Why rush for a while. How can this ancestral rule be broken? Concubines are not allowed to raise children. I'm gone. ”
The four fathers-in-law hurriedly knelt down and said, "Congratulations to the emperor." Congratulations to little brother! ”
The emperor nodded in satisfaction, and hurriedly left with his son in his arms.
In the blink of an eye, the emperor's third elder brother and fourth elder brother have been born for fifteen days.
Today at noon, the weather was very good, it was a sunny day.
afternoon
After dinner, the emperor came to Xianfu Palace to visit the children's mother and two children. The child came to visit the child's mother in the middle of the morning. It turns out that today is the death day of the 12th anniversary of the death of Wu Ya Xiaoruan's mother. In six days, it will be the death day of Wu Ya Xiaoruan's younger brother for two years. The two death days are together.
The emperor has already heard. So let the two children accompany their mother and get together.
When the emperor arrived, he heard the two children crying aggrievedly. The emperor was very angry, thinking that someone had not served well. It turned out that the child was lying next to his mother. But the child thought he was crying in the bed. The key is that the child is crying with his eyes closed, thinking that he is crying in his sleep.
The child's mother just sat next to her in a daze.
Emperor Kangxi hurriedly took off his shoes and walked up, and by the way, he stepped on the child's mother and walked to the inside of the bed. The emperor squatted down and picked up a third son nearby. It's strange to say, as soon as the emperor holds the child, the child won't cry.
This time, the emperor was not happy, but blamed the child's mother: "The child is crying, don't you know? Are you still scrambling to take care of your children? Why do I believe you? You see, you are confused and will not take care of the children. I'm talking to you. ”
"I just remember how I was bullied." With one word, the emperor's anger disappeared by half.
More than a dozen people in the room whispered.
I turned my head to look at the emperor, I sighed, and I said to the emperor quietly: "Didn't I suffer and suffer a lot of sins before?" The child is just telepathic, and he knows that my mother is not having an easy time. ”
When the emperor heard this, he immediately felt that I was probably a bitter gourd face. I didn't see it before.
The Emperor sighed and didn't blame me anymore.
I said to the emperor again, "I have eaten chili." The child may be a little angry and have a toothache. But I love spicy food. It's strange to say ......"
"What's the blame? You've bullied your kids? You are not allowed to eat spicy food. How could this poor boy end up in your belly? ”
The Emperor became suspicious.
I smiled bitterly: "I won't tell you, I didn't know I was pregnant." Basically, it's a little bit of a hindrance. I thought I was just getting a little fat. ”
"Then you didn't think you'd have children?" Father-in-law Zhou couldn't help but blame me loudly.
I said, "I haven't thought about it. ”
The emperor was particularly embarrassed when he heard this.
The Emperor whispered; "Oops, I didn't think you had children. I still haven't accepted that I have these two sons. ”
I said aggrievedly, "I haven't even moved in the zodiac. I'm such a person who has no place to stand. ”
"Don't say that. Concubine Li is testing you and observing you. He also said that he would observe for a while. I didn't expect you to take the opportunity to be favored. "Emperor Kangxi told me the truth.
I casually said, "I really met an old lady." She was like a female teacher. Speak in a set. Oops, I don't even get it. I'm mad at her. Oops. ”
When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he immediately kicked me twice, and then I bent down and fell down. I kicked it in pain.
The emperor stood up and scolded me loudly: "I really see that you really don't learn how to be a wild girl. The concubine is something you can offend? ”
Father-in-law Zhou asked uncertainly; "Your Majesty, Concubine Li doesn't read much. Could it be Concubine Jing? I don't think it's Concubine Li. ”
When the emperor heard this, he suddenly realized, and Emperor Kangxi looked at the back of my head with tears and laughter and said, "It is Concubine Jing who she should offend." You've fallen into the hands of her old man, and you really deserve it. Uncultured stuff. She hates people like you the most. No rules, no rules at all. That's right, when you first entered the palace, you were naturally so wild. In vain. ”
I raised my head and said, "I thought it was a grandmother, at most a female official." She's really something. I didn't even want to pay attention to her. ”
Gonggong Zhou knelt down and said: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid it's not Concubine Jing, I'm afraid it's ...... It's Mama Su Chalan! Oh, this master's temper, this uneducated, isn't it in the hands of Su Chalan's mother. That's the master who served the Empress Dowager of Xiaozhuang. The emperor gave her three points and seven points for courtesy. Can't I control you? ”
I looked up and laughed and said, "I didn't offend her." She nagged me, and I didn't want to hear her babble, chatter, and chatter! Hehehe. ”
When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he gave me a big look.
I smiled and said, "What's her business with me?" If you catch me, you have to talk to me, I don't want to chat! Hehehe. So, it's not as troublesome as you think, and I didn't offend her. But there really is no place to live. Alas. ”
I sighed, and many people died laughing.
The emperor sighed and said, "You are just an empty shell, and you don't pay attention to the rules. Forget it, I'll give you a favor. You can be unruly in the future. Feel free. Now that you have my grace, it will not be so unpleasant compared to your life. Where can you be lowered? You're wild. You're necrotic. ”
Gonggong Zhou muttered: "Why did the emperor commit a villain recently!" ”
Many people immediately laughed when they heard it.
The Emperor sighed. picked up the two sons, Dye Hei immediately took the children and left.
I'd like to do it. I lay down and slept peacefully. It's strange to say, I'm quite comfortable when I speak. I slept on my own with peace of mind. Of course, I don't know how many people are jealous of me as an ignorant person.
The emperor carried the child to the big house where Su Chalan, who was actually in her nineties and looked to be in her thirties, lived. Mama looked at the two elder brothers smiling, and her eyes never left. It shows that Mama cares about these two children very much.
Emperor Kangxi had an idea, rolled his eyes, bent down and said, "Mama, if you don't bother, you can take care of it for me." I haven't found a suitable milk mama yet. Their mother is that virtue again. Forgive your grandchildren for being unfilial. What do you see? Or it's yours. ”
When Su Chalan Su Chalan heard this, she lowered her head and cried sadly: "I have never married in my life, where can I have children." If you want, it's my grandson...... Great-grandson. All right. That's fine. So I'm your grandmother and housekeeper. ”
The emperor smiled: "It's strange to say, she is willing to serve you." It's really fateful. This stinky woman has a child, I never dreamed of it. She said she didn't know either. said that it was a bit of a hindrance, and said that he was just getting fat. I didn't think I was pregnant. It's been ten months since I was confused. casually pulled the child into the alley outside Yongfu Palace. This woman is so casual. ”
Su Chalan's grandmother smiled; "Who would have thought she would be so blessed. Thin and black, hunchbacked, and sloping feet, the conditions are too poor. Just this face is also wrong and crooked. But although the facial features are crooked, they still look quite beautiful when matched. It's a strange world. I saw her on the spot, and oops, I was fascinated by her beauty. I followed her. Now that I think about it, I'm also jealous of her beauty. Actually, she's pretty bad. ”
The Emperor laughed; "That's that, that's. I'm the emperor, and I haven't seen any woman. But not yet to fascinate her. It's like falling for an evil spirit. I followed her. When I saw her on the street, I followed her and followed. My servant can't do it at all, his legs and feet are not good, and he has lost my heel. I just didn't look at me. Oops, the little things are so charming. ”
When Mama Su Chalan heard this, she was surprised to death, and she was jealous and envious.
Mama Su Chalan was very smart and said, "It seems that she is indeed very beautiful. You also have to take care of the rules of your ancestors. Ignore her. If she thinks too much and asks too much, don't rely on her. Leprechaun-like. It's really unstoppable. It's good to have a baby. Thankfully, the child is a little more like you. I thought it was my daughter. ”
The emperor smiled: "It's good that she gave birth to a son." It's okay to have a daughter. But who gives your son good. I don't want to lose money. ”
Su Chalan's grandmother smiled; "Men like to have sons, I know. By the way, the little princess who was born on the same day was born before dawn at night, wasn't she? After a while, it will be dawn. Isn't it? ”
Emperor Kangxi nodded and said, "It was already dawn when I went to see it." When I saw these two sons, I turned a corner, and when I turned left, I immediately heard and saw them. Speaking of which, the relationship between father and son is good. The child is looking for me. Tell me it's coming. ”
Su Chalan's face suddenly changed, and her face turned pale with fright. It's as if there is a ghost behind the emperor.
The emperor was also frightened, and turned his head in fear to see that there was naturally nothing.
Mama Su Chalan told the emperor in a serious manner: "Emperor, don't be proud, children are stingy. There are so many people in the palace, and it is the palace of the Ming Dynasty before, and many people have died. There are a lot of lonely ghosts. Emperor, don't pamper these two sons too much. lest misfortune be invited. It's not a good thing for mothers and children to be too favored. ”
When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he said aggrievedly: "She is still clamoring to break up with me." I insisted that I didn't treat her well and didn't care anymore. I really don't have time to pay attention to her. That's not going to be what she said. How aggrieved she is, and how ruthless she is. What a ruthless woman. Bad woman. ”
Su Chalan's mother said; "Looks like she doesn't like you very much. She doesn't care about you. This woman shouldn't have taken her life. I'm used to seeing too many people die. It's another eventful harem. Oops, she's so brainless, I don't know how I'm afraid of how she died. Why didn't she understand? ”
The Emperor sighed and echoed; "It seems that there are many obstacles between me and her, and it is not as easy as I imagined. The woman I met casually on the street was really casual. Gee, I shouldn't have been smitten by her. She said that she didn't like me to be the emperor. It was also said that it was troublesome. Really, very ignorant. That's why I want her to have my son. She hated disobedience. ”
Mama Su Chalan was surprised and said, "You two have fate in your life, it's really not easy." The point is that the emperor is not easy for you, she doesn't care, she has no heart or lungs. You don't have to be too nice to her. Don't lose in vain, you don't know. Don't ask her to sell you, you're still counting her money. Oops, that's a scourge. ”
The emperor nodded in agreement: "She is not necessarily, she is not a good woman." A posture of a wild woman who does her own thing, and does whatever she wants. It's casual enough. For the emperor's sake, I can't ignore her. I'm really embarrassed. ”
Mama Su Chalan asked the emperor to sit on a small stool next to her. Mama Su Chalan, who dyed black, asked the emperor curiously, "Did she say anything to you?" What kind of good does she give you? You two haven't had a good heart-to-heart conversation, have you? What do you two have in common for the future? Emperor, tell me about it, and I won't understand. What does she want? Aren't you going to do it? Is she that stupid? ”
Emperor Kangxi smiled: "I have never talked to her, and I have never had any plans!" Whatever. She was perfunctory to me, and I gave her a lot to eat. I want to see if she's good, or if I'm good. Who's afraid of whom. I'm not going to give her a succumb. Hum. But she's also really annoying when it comes to it. I don't know if it's water. It doesn't hurt your own children at all. It's weird. ”
Su Chalan smiled: "A ruthless mother is also good. A child will not be a pampered and ignorant master. The reward will be for someone who understands. I think I like her upbringing without pampering children. Children like to be spoiled. She has two children, can she be disobedient? I think she's funny. ”
The emperor said dissatisfiedly, "She is really useless. It's weird. I have so many concubines and so many palace maids, who can be as disobedient as her. It's really weird, she was really surprised and unprepared. It's a pity that this crooked trick didn't work at all. Won't make her pampered. I will heal her well. ”
nowadays
In the Rose Garden community in the east of the city in the urban area of R.
summer
Year 2004.
It's raining heavily outside today. I had a bad cold, so I was recuperating at home. I felt like I was weak, and the key was a splitting headache. The headache was so unbearable that I closed my eyes and forced myself to sleep in the bed. Hopefully I wake up with a better headache.
My name is Gu Langruo. My occupation in the R city is that of a self-taught little inventor in the field of mechanics. I secretly invented a lot of interesting robots or flying artifacts. The reason why I seem to be ordinary but actually have a very smart mind is because I have a friend from the future world, her name is Sarah.
My knowledge of the mechanical domain was taught to me by Sarah when she was watching me on the computer. This was the year before last.
With Sarah's teacher's help, I've grown into a pretty good mechanical inventor this year. Therefore, I earn a high income by finding suitable buyers online to sell my gadgets.
So I'm living in a very good financial situation. I'm a little rich woman.
I didn't expect Sarah, who got angry with me and yelled at me to ignore me a week ago, took the initiative to use the computer video with me. My computer is on the ceiling. Sarah remotely controlled my computer to boot up. Then the 60-inch computer above his head appeared with a blue ocean desktop. Then a large video frame quickly popped up in the center.
Sarah was very distressed when she found out that I was going to die, and she hurriedly asked, "Hey, you're going to die?" Why is it like a dead fish? Shall I talk to you? Didn't you eat? I guess you haven't eaten either. You see that you are weak and weak, oops, what a pitiful. ”
Sarah was very distressed when she found that I was going to die, and she hurriedly asked, "What do you say?" I told you to practice martial arts diligently, but they didn't listen to me. I regret it now. Who told you to be so bad? Teaching you martial arts in this paper is to improve the immunity of your weak body. ”
Sarah found out that I looked like I was going to die, and she was very distressed and concerned, so I hurriedly asked: "Oh, it turns out that you are lazy and don't practice martial arts diligently every day, so your physical fitness is still so poor." However, compared to the first time I met you in the past, your physical fitness should have improved a lot. ”
Sarah found out that I looked like I was going to die, and I was very distressed and concerned, so I hurriedly asked, "Hey, do you want me to express you a pack of good medicine from our Future World store here?" Three hundred bucks, thank you. What you're going to give me is 300 dollars. Do you want medicine? ”
I thought about it for a moment and nodded, "I have one more thing to look for you." Why can't the No. 5 surfboard fly? Which part is the problem? I carefully dismantled and reassembled, installed and disassembled, and I couldn't fix it. Flew up before. Suddenly it's broken. I don't know what went wrong. The point is that if every part is checked, half a year has passed, which is too troublesome. You can check it for me. ”
Sarah smiled when she heard it and said, "Okay, no problem, it's on our city." You wait. ”
The dialog box is reduced to a minimum and disappears. I fell asleep with sleepiness.
I don't know how long it took, but I dreamed in my dream that I was shrinking, and I was on a certain big leaf in some prairie. I'm about the size of an insect now.
Originally, I was quite happy to be an insect playing on the big leaves alone. Suddenly, I noticed other strange insects, reptiles, and flying insects coming towards me, and I was scared. I woke up scared out of nowhere.
I opened my eyes and saw Sarah looking at me in surprise on the ceiling screen.
Sarah smiled and said, "Congratulations, you've improved a lot." According to my computer analysis. Your surfboard won't fly, not because something is wrong with your craft, but for something else. It's not convenient for me to explain it to you directly. Think for yourself. It's mostly your own problem. You've made a mistake. Someone is upset with you. Okay, I'll get back to you in half an hour, I have something else to do. Goodbye over. ”
I nodded and said, "I see, goodbye." I'd like to sleep a little longer anyway. I had good dreams. Suddenly I noticed that my head didn't hurt so much. I dreamed of curing a bad cold. That's a good feeling. Okay, we'll get back in half an hour. Goodbye, done. This time it's true. Hehehe. ”
Two hours and ten minutes later
The effect is amazing, I woke up half an hour ago, not only have I experienced a lot of experience, but my head is no longer painful. I don't have any problems with my body. I thought it was strange to myself.
Finally Sarah was able to get out of the sixty-inch screen on the wall of my living room. It's also a computer, and the crocodile has a big dialog box in the middle.
I started by saying to Sarah, "I already know what the problem is. It turns out that I used to work on a gravity instrument. I call it Jack III Earth. I have this gravity instrument and can really control anything in my room from normal to weightless. So I set the number five surfboard to normal. So there's no weightlessness, so you can't fly. I adjusted my condition and flew right away. I've fixed it. ”
Sarah laughed when she heard it and said, "It is worthy of the apprentice I taught; Not only did they learn everything, but they even drew inferences. I didn't expect you to think like that. All in all, you're better than any of my students. You are the smartest and best student I've ever met in my eight years as a teacher. Finally, I didn't see the wrong person. You've now entered a new realm of flying. You're going to have to keep working harder. ”
I happily said, "I've also developed a new self-defense weapon, which I call the [Thinking Keyboard]. In the future, my brain will be able to control this mind keyboard. In the future, I will be more efficient in dealing with a lot of work. This thinking keyboard is actually a tiny cell laughing chip, and I swallowed the chip into my stomach. And I can activate it with my brain. ”
I smiled and said, "The benefits of taking care of the mind keyboard are three things. The first point is if I fall overboard or fall off a cliff. After the thinking keyboard was working, I could get out of danger quickly with just one key. My mind keyboard has 116 virtual beasts that protect me. So I feel like I've become Superman. ”
I smiled and said, "The second point is that my mind keyboard can provide a very spacious virtual space, and this virtual space can carry a lot of things. A hundred thousand mountains can fit it. In the future, it will be very convenient for me to carry things with me. Won't give any high-tech products to check out. It's so magical. ”
I smiled and said, "Thirdly, my thinking keyboard is a very powerful space radar. I won't be lost in any environment in the future. In addition, this space radar can also detect danger in advance and receive or send signals. I think this is a very practical feature. I love my space radar maid. This is my latest invention, the thinking keyboard. ”
Sarah smiled when she heard it and said, "It's worthy of being the apprentice I taught." You can really draw inferences. You've achieved a very high, very high level in the field of physics. I'm proud of you. You can now be on your own. By the way, don't you like to make money? How about I sell you your mind keyboard? If you sell it in the market in the future, you can make a lot of money. ”
I thought about it and smiled, "I'll give you away for nothing." I can use it for business, or keep it for myself. By the way, I have one more thing I want to discuss with you. You know, my family has a curse that has been passed down from generation to generation. So I grew up receiving a lot of bullying from bad people. It's all a curse. ”
I smiled and said, "Last time you said that there was an old woman who was very good at divination, and I wanted you to do it for me, and see if there was a solution to my bad luck and bullying." Do you think you can help me? Last time you said you were up to something. But I'm also very important. ”
Sarah laughed and said, "Okay." Three days later we are here on Saturday. I'll run for you. As you said, you swap with me with the mind keyboard. I'll run errands for you, and you'll give me the thinking keyboard as a thank-you gift. Then you can courier the thinking keyboard to me now. You know how to courier it to me. Hurry up. I'll definitely receive it before the evening. ”
I smiled and said, "By the way, I'll tell you something else. That is, I have a distant relative named Ginkgo seed. Bai Guo had made an unbelievable request to me before. I don't think modern technology can do that. Presumably a commodity of the future world. ”
I smiled and said, "Ginkgo wants a commodity." This merchandise is somewhat similar to a pet that pleases the owner. It's a bit like a robot. This pet has to be extremely powerful. There are not only medical treatment palace maids, but also powerful functions of arms and weapons, encyclopedia wisdom query functions, and family housekeepers and palace maids. Do you have one there? ”
When Sarah heard this, she smiled and said, "I probably know what he means." That's actually the premise of a game. It's an artifact, a pet. In reality, there is none. Maybe he likes to play games developed by Futurama. That's fine. ”
Sarah smiled and said, "I'll mail you a CD, and then you can put it on your computer and start it up and you can play the game when you're bored." This is easy. By the way, there are many, many toys on the market. Which one do you want? What is the psychological price? I can find bestsellers for you to play with. ”
I thought for a moment and said; "In general, I'm just going to ask for a cheap old game, a new mid-priced game, a newest, most expensive game. You can buy it for me at these three prices. I'll transfer the title to you now. First, transfer the money from my future World Bank to your account. ”
I thought for a moment and said; "If you come across several games that are particularly fun and popular, you can buy them for me, and I will transfer you enough money to buy a hundred high-priced games. And yes. Ginkgo seeds like good food. You can send me a courier back to your mother's future world snacks. ”
I thought for a moment and said; "Anyway, which snack is delicious, you can go to the supermarket to buy which snack will be delivered to us. Ginkgo said that we should improve our diet, so you can also choose vegetables, meat and eggs for us to eat. I'll send you the money in advance anyway. If you want, come to our modern world and come to play with me. ”
Sarah laughed and said, 'Got it. But I haven't been available lately. You said that the procurement troubles, I wonder you let the housekeeper do the procurement. I'm not available, but don't worry, I'll do what I say. Also, I have one thing to tell you. That's the follow-up report on your case. ’
I wondered and asked; "It's not over yet. Am I that famous in the future world? The shameless sirling squire was so unkind to me and bit me. I know, they dare to falsely accuse me, I dare to let them live but not die. It's annoying me, and I can't put up with it anymore. You don't have to worry about this, I'm free to do it. ”
Sarah said, 'My friend Baisha Juno's camel is here, and you are familiar with it anyway, and I have told them to put on their helmets and talk to you.' They're debugging. This helmet was newly bought, and I didn't even use it. Don't you have red eyes on this helmet? Shall I give you a courier? There is a limit of one per person. I also borrowed a friend's ID card and bought it with a small number.
Sarah laughed, "I still have an ID card to use, and I haven't used it yet." I can buy you a small one and ask for a good helmet. By the way, this helmet can protect your brain from chaotic magnetic fields, so you won't have hallucinations and auditory hallucinations. Didn't you say in the past that you often have hallucinations and auditory hallucinations? ”
I thought for a moment and said; "Speaking of which, you reminded you just right. That's what I mean. I used to get very bad fluctuations in my brain. When you say that today, it really speaks to my heart. I don't know why or what went wrong, I used to be sleepy, dizzy, I couldn't tell the difference between reality and hallucinations, I was so annoyed. ”
I thought for a moment and said; "You're right, I've encountered a lot of enemies and unknown bad guys secretly attacking my brain, so that's why I'm in a coma and hallucinating.; That's fine, I'm going to buy ten or eight of these helmets, let's buy ten first. As for the ID card you mentioned, I will use the Taiji Tulong card for you. You have to return it to me as soon as you run out. ”