Chapter 22 The Qigong Master Meets the Divine Calculation

When Shao Yifan came over, He Qing had already returned.

"Sister Qing, what's wrong?"

"It's not a big deal, the qigong master is blocking the door, I asked him to go outside, he won't leave."

"Oh! It's easy to do if you don't go! ”

Shao Yifan said with a smile: "Come on, I'll expose his tricks!" ”

"I've been watching it for a long time, and this person has real skills."

He Qing immediately stared at him with wide eyes and said, "Don't mess with him." ”

"Where did the qigong master come from?" Shao Yifan took He Qing's little hand and walked over.

Everyone was gathered around, and in the middle was a table with several four-inch nails on it, and a red cloth with an egg on it.

Behind the desk stood a middle-aged man, in his early forties, thin and small, with small eyes, very clever and capable, with a bag of pills behind him.

"Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and I have profound internal skills, and I dare not say that I have copper muscles and iron bones, and I fight cattle across the mountains, which is also a body of internal and external kung fu."

The middle-aged man arched his hand and said: "Just now I showed you two hard kung fu, and then I am going to perform internal skills, if you really look at two times, then it all depends on this medicine behind me, strengthen muscles and bones, strengthen the foundation and peiyuan, twenty yuan a box, everyone is eye-catching!" ”

After the middle-aged man finished speaking, he picked up a nail on the table, handed it to the person next to him to look at it, and then took it: "I inserted him into my nostrils, which is also a kind of internal strength, and many functions of the body have become stronger!" ”

Everyone's eyes widened, staring at the nail in the middle-aged man's hand.

The middle-aged man picked it up, stuffed it with one hand, and helped with the other, only to see that the nail was stuffed inch by inch, and only one head was exposed.

"Look, isn't this guy amazing?"

He Qing whispered: "Don't mess with him, let's go back!" ”

"I can do this too!"

Shao Yifan whispered: "Let's see what other skills he has, and I'll clean him up in a while." ”

He Qing looked at Shao Yifan in surprise, but didn't say anything, I saw that Shao Yifan had a lot of strange deception methods last night, maybe he could really pierce him.

The middle-aged man stuffed another nail into it, and then it was all pulled out and shown to everyone.

The crowd of onlookers all said that he had skills and was amazed.

A young man smiled and said, "Uncle, this is internal strength?" Does the inner feature hit people? ”

"Of course I can, but I can't really hit people, it's not easy to deal with internal injuries!"

The middle-aged man laughed, took a step back, about a meter away from the table, stretched out a hand, aimed at the egg on the table, and pushed it forward in the air.

A miracle happened, and the egg really rolled forward a little bit with his movements.

"Now I'm sucking it back!"

The middle-aged man had a smug look on his face, and after saying a word, his hands twitched back.

The egg rolled with his hand to his side.

Shao Yifan was also a little dizzy, could it be said that there is really internal strength in this world?

However, I also found that the middle-aged man's feet were moving slightly, as if he was accompanying the egg, everyone was watching in front, and no one noticed his feet at all.

Shao Yifan followed his feet and looked carefully, which was also the reason why his eyes were good, and when he saw something like an extremely thin transparent fishing line, he understood in his heart what was going on, it was still a lie!

"Superior, profound internal strength!"

"I've only heard of it in the past, but today I really saw a qigong master who can exert external force, it's amazing!"

Everyone praised one after another, and they all showed envy.

"Big brother, is there something wrong with your eggs?"

Shao Yifan let go of He Qing's little hand, went around to the crowd and squeezed in: "Can I take a look?" ”

"Yes, it's not fake."

The middle-aged man picked up the egg and handed it to Shao Yifan: "Everyone has seen the nails in my nostrils that I performed just now, and this is not fake, it all depends on my medicinal power." ”

"Oh!"

Shao Yifan leaned down to look at the eggs carefully, stretched out his hand under the table, and cut the fishing line with small scissors, and then said: "I will also work internally, although you are not fake, I can do it!" ”

At this time, everyone was in an uproar, and some neighbors nearby, who knew Shao Yifan, all started to talk about it.

"God is here, God has met a qigong master!"

"Well, they're all masters, see who's great!"

At this time, a discordant voice came out: "Little cub, if you can also do qigong, I will call you three sound father, if you can't, you call me three sound father, okay?" ”

With the voice, Qian Hanchen squeezed in, this guy was also watching in the crowd, he had long wanted to find Shao Yifan's bad luck, and he didn't believe that Shao Yifan knew qigong at all.

When everyone saw Qian Hanchen, they immediately burst into laughter, and they all said that they had lost their teeth.

"Brother Qian!"

Shao Yifan couldn't help but laugh: "The teeth haven't been set yet, right?" Listening to you, it's still leaking! ”

"Don't come to this, you're going to be a fart? It was covered last time! ”

Qian Hanchen didn't care about everyone's laughter, and said angrily: "Don't you dare, there are many people today, I will expose you little liar!" ”

"Dare!"

Shao Yifan nodded and said, "Then I'll stick a nail in my nose first, everyone is optimistic!" ”

Shao Yifan directly took a nail, handed it to Qian Hanchen to take a look, and then took it back, pinching it with one hand and helping with the other.

But for a moment, it really went in, revealing only a nail cap.

Everyone immediately applauded, saying that God is powerful, and he is the most famous person in this area.

Qian Hanchen was also stunned, I didn't expect this little cub to really be able to insert it!

The qigong master was also a little stunned, his little eyes turned vigorously, and he also stared at Shao Yifan.

"It's nothing!"

Qian Hanchen said loudly: "You also move the eggs, I'll take a look, if it works, I'll call Dad, if you can't do it, don't beat you, be careful I hit you!" ”

"That's not a profound qigong."

Shao Yifan sneered: "My internal function fixes the egg and nails it to the table, and it is difficult for the qigong master to move a bit, everyone is optimistic!" ”

Shao Yifan spoke, squatting slightly with his legs, pretending to be lucky, and suddenly shouted loudly, slapped on the table, and made a "pop" sound.

When everyone saw this scene, it seemed that there was really qigong, and they also spoke out one after another, asking the qigong master to work again and move the eggs.

"Yes, my internal strength is quite deep, and now I have sucked the egg!"

Shao Yifan looked at Qian Hanchen, and then at the qigong master: "You try to do it now, can you move the egg even a little?" ”

The qigong master is also dizzy, what's the situation with this kid? You can really insert a nail, but to say that qigong fixes the egg, it's a bit nonsense, and you're wired!

The qigong master's little eyes rolled, and he immediately stretched out his hand, pretending to be lucky, and pushed the eggs on the table.

In fact, this action is deceitful, and the slight movement under the feet is the reason why the egg rolls, but the two threads were cut by Shao Yifan, and the egg naturally did not move at all.

The qigong master's face was flushed, and he hurriedly pulled it back, and there was still one foot, so let's see if I can pull it back!

The line was also broken, and the qigong master naturally couldn't pull it back, and the egg didn't move, looking down slightly, only to find that the fishing line was broken.

"This god is a little brother, and his internal strength is really profound!"

The qigong master didn't dare to say anything else, he couldn't expose himself by himself, and said to Shao Yifan: "It's really a blessing to see a master today, and it's better to be ashamed of yourself!" ”

At this moment, there was a burst of laughter all around, and some remembered it and shouted: "That person is called Dad, quickly shout Dad!" ”

"Shout, everyone witness, don't let him go if you don't shout!"

"Yes, call Dad, or you will beat him with one slap!"

Everyone suddenly became lively, Qian Hanchen was dumbfounded, and he still didn't know if Shao Yifan would have internal strength, but the qigong master said that he would, and it wouldn't work if he didn't admit it?

"Brother Qian, this is what you said, not me."

Shao Yifan said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you call it or not, I'm not in a hurry to have a son, I'm not married yet, can you agree?" ”

These words made everyone laugh again, and they all said they disagreed, and several young people squeezed in, blocking Qian Hanchen's way.

"Brother Qian, you have thought about it, it seems that everyone disagrees."

Shao Yifan said with a smile: "I just lost a tooth a few days ago, don't get another one knocked out!" ”

In the laughter of everyone, Qian Hanchen was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, but there was really something good to do, but the young man didn't care about that, he just didn't let him go.

In desperation, Qian Hanchen quickly shouted: "Daddy, Daddy! Alright, I'm leaving! ”

"If you don't shout, I won't say anything, but if you shout, you can't shout like this."

Shao Yifan deliberately teased him: "It's like pretending to stammer, I fell several times, I can't get up when I fall, I shout separately!" ”

"Are you looking for trouble? Why am I pretending to stutter? ”

The green tendons on Qian Hanchen's arms all got up, and seeing that the young ones really hadn't retreated, he was really helpless, and shouted word by word: "Dad, Dad, Dad!" Okay this time, right? ”

Shao Yifan couldn't laugh anymore, and the young ones also flashed, and Qian Hanchen hurriedly ran out of the crowd.

"Uncle, you go outside a little bit, don't block the door."

Shao Yifan turned around and said to the qigong master: "It doesn't matter if you go or not, your qigong is really very powerful." ”

"Alright, alright!"

The qigong master didn't dare to mess with Shao Yifan, the thin lines were cut, and he hadn't pierced himself yet, so he gave face: "I'll put the stall out now." ”

Shao Yifan was no longer embarrassed for him, turned around and went back to take He Qing's little hand back to the clinic.

Everyone shouted in the back, Shao Yifan is a strange person, a master, not only a god, but also a profound qigong.

"Xiaofan, how did you do it?"

He Qing also held back for a long time, laughed for a long time, and returned to the clinic and hurriedly asked: "How can you insert a nail in your nose?" Did you change it? Everyone has seen it, but can't you? ”

"It's not a fake."

Shao Yifan said with a smile: "There is a hole in the nose, which can indeed be inserted into the nail, but this hole goes down, and everyone has the passage that goes directly to the ventilation tube!" ”

"Huh?" He Qing didn't know this, and was stunned for a moment before asking, "What about Qigong?" Can you really suck an egg? The qigong masters have all admitted it, so what's going on? ”

"This is a fake, he is a liar himself, there is a small keyring under the red cloth, the egg is on top of the keyring, tied to his feet with a thin transparent thread, and as he moves back and forth, the egg is pulled and rolled by the keyring."

Shao Yifan couldn't help but smile and said: "Just now I took advantage of the opportunity to look at the eggs and cut the two threads under the table, and he didn't dare to say that I didn't know qigong, I could only say that my internal strength was profound." ”

"Oh!" He Qing couldn't help laughing: "That liar is naturally going to suffer when he meets you, a ghost spirit, but Qian Hanchen still came up to join in the fun, laughing at me to death!" ”