The three of them got into the car, Shao Yifan introduced Shen Bing to the evil old man, and talked about the relationship with Min Ziming, which was to see feng shui once, but it was actually the fortune that Shao Yifan absorbed for him.

Talking and laughing all the way, I happened to pass by Kangren Hospital.

"My mom is outside!"

Shen Bing's eyes were good: "I'll drive over, show off, and let my mother take a look." ”

Shao Yifan really didn't pay attention, and looked at Shen Bing's white and slender fingers, Kangren Hospital had a large row of tables and chairs, and there were many patient numbers, and the banner on it was an expert free consultation, maybe it was an event held by the hospital, in order to create a tertiary hospital.

"Mom, look at Xiaofan's newly bought car, okay?" Shen Bing got out of the car and shouted crisply.

Tong Liru saw her daughter coming out in a hurry, and glanced at the car, and also showed a surprised look.

"Hello Auntie!" Shao Yifan also had to come down and said hello with a smile.

At this moment, a middle-aged patient with a number next to him came over and stopped numbering: "Isn't this a divine calculation?" The little god of Fenglin Street, I looked for you twice and didn't find it, do me a favor! ”

This man also had a loud voice, and when he shouted, several people gathered around him.

Shao Yifan didn't expect that there were still people here who knew him, so he couldn't keep quiet: "Okay, since you've been there twice, and I'm not there these days, I'll give you a test, you can write a word!" ”

The man also turned around and borrowed a pen and paper from the doctor, wrote a word A and handed it to Shao Yifan: "I took a good omen and wrote a word A." ”

"What are you asking?" Shao Yifan looked at the word and asked.

"My daughter wants to take the graduate school entrance examination and wants to find a job, but I really don't know what to do, if she can get in, then she will take the exam, if not, she will look for a job, so as not to delay for a year."

The middle-aged man immediately said: "I've heard of you a long time ago, and I happened to meet you today, you can take a look!" ”

"Oh!" Shao Yifan promised in his mouth, secretly calculated in his heart, and quickly said: "The time you found me is Jiazi Day, and the location is the tertiary hospital that is being created, you still come to calculate whether you can go to high school, in this way, the three A characters get together." ”

"Oh, that's great, there's hope?"

"Yes!"

Shao Yifan smiled: "Look at this word A again, the top is a day, and the middle to the bottom is a vertical, as if an arrow is shot in the sun, as the so-called Changhong through the sun, if your daughter wants to take the test, you will let her review for a year, and at this time next year, she must be in the top three in high school!" ”

"Great, great!"

The middle-aged man was so happy that he took out two hundred-yuan bills in his arms, stuffed them directly into Shao Yifan's hands, and said with a smile: "You have solved the big problem of our family, now there is no need to doubt, I will immediately call my daughter to report the good news." ”

This person also has a loud voice, Shao Yifan is right, everyone gathered around, and no one went to see a doctor.

Shen Bing's mother and daughter also laughed, this kid is the focus everywhere, and I don't know if it's nonsense, but he is quite knowledgeable, and what he says is reliable!

"Boy, how are you lying here?"

A young man squeezed in the crowd and said with a sneer: "The accounts of the day have not been settled yet, today is just right, you can test the words for me, if the measurement is accurate, I will also give money, if the measurement is not accurate, I will beat you up!" ”

"Isn't this Chen Zhong?"

Shao Yifan turned his head and saw Chen Zhong, he was beaten by Huo Zongtai in his store that day, and he came to find awkward today, not to mention that there was also the old man Shi and Shen Bing following, even if he didn't, he was not afraid of him: "Okay, you also write a word, and I will test the word for you." ”

"That's the word!"

Chen Zhong was looking for trouble, and he didn't bother to write, so he directly handed the word A written by the middle-aged man to Shao Yifan, and said coldly: "You can count it for me!" ”

"What are you asking?" Shao Yifan asked.

"I'm going to ask about luck, have you had any luck lately?"

Chen Zhong guessed that Shao Yifan would not say good things, and deliberately embarrassed Shao Yifan: "Whether it is good or bad, you have to tell the truth, if you can't say it, don't blame me for being unkind!" ”

Shen Bing was not happy when he heard it just now, and he was about to speak when he took two steps forward, but was stopped by Shao Yifan, gave him a look, and then closed his eyes and pretended to deduce.

Give him a word test, you don't have to do how to calculate, just talk nonsense, and soon opened his eyes, and said with a surprised face: "Oh, your luck is not good, it's very bad, and you're going to be unlucky recently!" ”

Everyone immediately burst into laughter, just now they saw this person looking for trouble, and sure enough, there was no good word for him.

"Little cub, you explain it to me!"

Chen Zhong snorted coldly: "I'm not here on Jiazi Day?" Not in front of a tertiary hospital? You can't lie and talk nonsense, right? ”

"Chen Zhong, don't worry, you're right, it's indeed Jiazi Day, and it's also in front of a third-class hospital, but you're not counting the exam, it's luck!"

Shao Yifan continued: "The top three are people's exams, and the top three are occupied, you can't do this first, it's not Changhong through the sun, but a big head sinking, you look at the top, is it a big head, and the bottom is a thin foot, obviously unstable!" ”

Everyone suddenly burst into laughter, the same word, the person just now is Changhong through the sun, luck Changhong, this person is different, and it is said that the head is heavy.

"Big head? You're hurting me on purpose, aren't you? ”

Chen Zhong sneered: "Why didn't that person sink his head just now?" Didn't I shoot an arrow at the sun? If you can't say it, I'll clean you up! ”

"I'm telling the truth, let's see if it's a big head."

Shao Yifan raised it up and said casually: "It's like a reed on the wall, top-heavy and shallow, and like a bamboo shoot in the mountains, with a thick mouth and an empty belly!" ”

This made everyone laugh again, one by one, but it looked like it, and it always made a lot of sense.

"You······ Little cub! ”

Chen Zhong's face turned pale with anger: "Are you laughing at me for being uneducated?" ”

"I just measure the characters based on what you write, but I'm not laughing at you for being uneducated."

Shao Yifan said with a smile: "Don't take it on yourself, it's easy to expose your academic qualifications and be laughed at by everyone, to be honest, your luck is really not good, let's go!" ”

Everyone laughed even more, seeing that Chen Zhong was not an opponent, they were half angry and speechless.

There are also good things about young people, saying that what Shao Yifan said is reliable, every sentence is right, let Chen Zhong go quickly, don't make trouble here.

"Okay, little cub, you remember it for me!"

Chen Zhong couldn't say anything about Shao Yifan, if he wanted to beat him himself, he hadn't brought anyone with him, maybe someone would help, and beat himself again, so he turned around angrily and left: "Today I want you to be unlucky first!" ”

"Be careful, big head!" Shao Yifan deliberately angered him, and laughed.

"Boy, it's you again!"

At this time, another voice came, and a man in a white coat squeezed in, pointed at Shao Yifan and said angrily: "The speech script that day was your ghost, and there is no one else in the doctor's office, even if there are other people, there is no such bad thing as you!" You say, did you change the script? ”

The person who came was Hua Zhemin, the director of the Department of Brain Science, seeing him, those doctors and Shen Bing's mother and son, they couldn't help laughing, Dean Huang's ugly thing, everyone knew that it was a meeting of all doctors that day, but no one knew who changed the speech.

"Director Hua, don't talk nonsense!"

Of course, Shao Yifan couldn't admit it, and he couldn't help but laugh and said: "You doctors are serving the people and relieving the pain of patients, but they are not slanderous, and the police still need evidence to arrest people, so I will go to your office to find someone, and you will say that I changed your speech, right?" ”

"Except for you, there is no such bad thing in the whole hospital!"

Hua Zhemin went back and thought about it for a long time, and decided that it was Shao Yifan, and roared angrily: "I was chased and scolded by Dean Huang for several days, and I wondered if there was no one else at all, and you still came here to make trouble, believe it or not, I asked the security guard to get you away?" ”

"This isn't your hospital, is it? Your hospital also occupies the road, I will stand here for a while, why do you drive me away? ”

Shao Yifan was even more afraid of him, he said with a smile: "You wrote the wrong manuscript yourself, you were scolded by the dean, and you ran outside the hospital to slander people, you are also the director of the brain department, you don't know if your brain is in the water, how can you treat others?" ”

Everyone burst into laughter again, it was interesting to see Shao Yifan just now, people are like this, people are crazy, they want to see the excitement.

"You······ We are a free clinic, you are a liar, can this be the same? ”

Hua Zhemin also felt that there was no reason to drive away Shao Yifan, and said angrily: "You will be a fart, give me a test on the spot, if it is accurate, you will test the word here, and you are not allowed to get out of me quickly!" ”

"Okay!"

Shao Yifan nodded and said, "You write a word, I'll test you on the spot, so that everyone can see if it's accurate!" ”

Shao Yifan is not afraid, plum blossoms are not fun, if you want to talk about moving your mouth, Hua Zhemin is really not an opponent, holding his shoulders and waiting for Hua Zhemin to write.

Hua Zhemin was angry when he saw Shao Yifan, his mind was chaotic, and he didn't believe that anyone could measure words, so after thinking about it, he wrote a hospital medical word and handed it to Shao Yifan: "I am a doctor, hanging a pot to help the world, rejuvenating my wonderful hands, and I am also the door of the hospital, this is the word, you tell me the reason!" ”

"Don't shout, why are you stupid?"

Shao Yifan deliberately angered him: "You always have to say what are you?" ”

The doctors hated him and laughed.

"Humph!"

Hua Zhemin was also so angry that he snorted coldly: "I'm lucky, I want to work on the spot, if it doesn't work, you will get out of my way!" ”

"Okay, I'll do it for you!"

Shao Yifan closed his eyes, and his mouth was not honest: "You also pay attention to the quality, or the director, your hospital is creating a third-class hospital, don't you all pay attention to the harmony between doctors and patients?" What kind of patient can you be in harmony with? ”

Hua Zhemin couldn't say a word in everyone's laughter, and he wasn't usually like this, wasn't he angry with this little cub?

Shen Bing's mother and son couldn't laugh anymore, this kid's mouth is powerful, and there are many bad ways, it seems that Hua Zhemin will also suffer today.

Sure enough, Shao Yifan quickly opened his eyes and said with a face full of surprise: "Oh, your luck is too bad, unlucky, unlucky, really unlucky!" ”

Everyone knew that Shao Yifan might not have good words, so they were all waiting, and they all laughed suddenly.

"Hmph, you're out of luck! I knew you didn't have good words! ”

Hua Zhemin also knew it in his heart, and said coldly: "You tell me the reason, you have to be effective on the spot, otherwise, you will give it to me······ Get out of here. ”

This time, he barely kept his mouth shut, didn't say the rolling word, and made everyone laugh again, so that Shao Yifan didn't dare to finish his words.