Chapter 138: Steady as a Dead Dog (Collect, Recommend, Subscribe)
As everyone knows, the goose plucking feathers and others who are about to quietly befall their heads are still talking and laughing freely and defenseless.
Suddenly, the first few men were tied to their ankles with ropes and hung upside down with a whoosh on the bare trees on both sides of the road.
Immediately afterwards, several people stepped on the trap in succession, and fell into the deep pit dug one after another.
"The grandmother of the day he is an immortal, the brothers are running away, we are ambushed"
The other thieves reacted smartly, and when they heard the shouts, they immediately fled in all directions. What they thought was beautiful, but there were traps, traps, and deep pits all around, so how easy was it to escape?
What's more, the war horse is still in the camp, and the thief Kou only relies on two legs, so how can he run fast? In the panic, some thieves tripped over ropes, some thieves were pierced by the tip of an upside-down spear, and some thieves were accidentally injured by their own people while escaping......
When the goose plucked his feathers and saw this, he turned around sharply, wanting to return the same way, but Sun Dayan, who was slightly slower than him by half a beat, did not hesitate, followed closely behind his eldest brother, and rushed straight into the depths of the Immortal Forest.
Deng Biao has suffered for so many days, how could he let them slip away again? Commanding the Wudang Flying Army to chase and intercept, the two of them were like headless flies, scurrying around, one accidentally touched the set mechanism, and a large net fell from the sky, firmly covering the goose plucking feathers and Sun Da's eyes in it.
Seeing that the officers and soldiers behind them were about to catch up, Yan Plucking and Sun Dayan kept fluttering in the net, trying to struggle to break out of the net, but it was better for the two of them not to struggle, and the more they struggled, the tighter the fishing net wrapped around them.
There was a burst of laughter from the officers and soldiers behind him, and hundreds of heavily armed Wudang Fei soldiers rushed out to clean up the mess, and the completely panicked thief Kou An could be their opponent?
It's too late to escape, so how can you have the heart to fight against the official army? In less than a moment, the remnants of the thieves were cut down to the ground one after another, and most of them had more qi and less qi.
Ye Liji is responsible for arranging people to mend the knife, and for the thieves who are still dead, they will be supplemented with two more strokes to ensure that there is no one left of them.
Deng Biao walked to the fishing net, looking at the goose plucking feathers and Sun Dayan like two big catfish, at this moment the two of them had not given up the hope of escape, struggling desperately in the net, Deng Biao hehe, and then shook his head and said:
"I said goose plucking, you are too special to disgrace the bandits, with your little ability, how can you be free for so long? You're still plucking, I'm going to pluck you this time, it's unprofessional, you're so unprofessional."
"Disgrace to the bandits? Could it be that you have met black and eat black? These people are not officers and soldiers of the border city at all? ”
The goose plucked its feathers and looked around, a little confused, all the people standing around were barbarians, and looking at the weapons and armor, it really did not look like a peaceful garrison.
Looking at this situation, it seems to be a little different from what I thought, and the goose plucked the feathers with a little surprise in his heart, as long as it is not the official army of the border county, it is easy to do, black eating black is nothing more than trying to make money, and he will find a way to fool the past first.
So, the goose plucked his feathers and shook his hands, smiled at Deng Biao and the others and said:
"I don't know which way the old brothers are eating together? The little brother plucks the feathers, if you offend the elder brothers, for the sake of the same root and the same origin, let the little brother a horse, spare the little brother this time, and will definitely prepare a generous gift to visit in the future. ”
Deng Biao's five big and three thick faces, if he is a thief, it must be more convincing than saying that he is a soldier, Deng Biao patted his big bald head with his hand, and laughed:
"Visiting? Okay, but I'm afraid that your gift money is not heavy enough to knock on the door."
Seeing that he seemed to have a play, the joy on the goose's plucked face was stronger, and he begged harder:
"The younger brother knows that a hero like the eldest brother must regard money as dung, but over the years I have also collected a lot of priceless treasures, as long as the boss does not dislike it, I will honor all the gold and silver in my private collection to the boss, but I don't know where you live."
Although the goose plucked his feathers with a flattering face, he scolded the eight generations of these people's ancestors in his heart, and sighed secretly in his heart:
"If Lao Tzu doesn't die this time, if you find an opportunity, you will definitely peel off and cramp one by one and light the sky lantern"
"Haha, then you have to remember, you are welcome at the gate of the North General's Mansion in Bian County."
The goose plucked its feathers and didn't react for a while, and then asked:
"Big brother, what are you talking about? Who are you? ”
"Lao Tzu is under the command of General Zhenbei, the fake Marquis Deng Biao of the Flying Army, you Grandpa Deng"
This time the goose plucked the feathers and listened to it really, and the old face that was smiling just now completely changed color, and Sun Dayan, who was tied up with him, was even more frightened, and hurriedly said:
"General, they seem to be playing tricks on the two of us, I knew that you should have listened to me, and ran to the barbarian realm, even if you are caught, it will be at most a knife click, and you will not be guilty, if you are really caught back, it will be a big punishment, which will cost our brothers their blood."
The goose plucked his feathers and glared at Sun Dayan fiercely with his eyes, and scolded:
"Fuck your uncle, you kid give me a stop, how can I have a bear bag brother like you"
Sun Dayan ignored the goose plucking feathers, and pleaded bitterly to Deng Biao:
"This military master, why don't you cut me with a knife now, so that you don't have to worry, I won't be offended, how convenient it is for everyone"
"Whew!"
Deng Biao spat on his face, and said in the tone of a cat playing rat:
"Slashed you? You think it's beautiful, you can die if you want, wait for me to go back and change a knife, cut it on you one by one, cut enough three thousand six hundred knives, and you'll be about the same! ”
Sun Dayan shuddered, the whites of his huge eyes rolled up, and he said with a cry:
"Master Jun, isn't that Ling Chi? That's worse than a big punishment, why don't you do it well and let me die in a different way? ”
Deng Biao laughed, this thief has a short figure, his appearance is not good, but he is very interesting, he is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of sin.
After a while, Ye Liji led the brothers of the Wudang Feijun to mend the knife and came back, and dozens of thieves were all chopped up by the Wudang Feijun, leaving only Yan Plucking and Sun Dayan at this time.
Deng Biao waved his hand, beckoned Ye Liji and the barbarians behind him, and said loudly:
"Brothers, carry these two rabbit cubs and go back to the city with Lao Tzu to report the good news to Su Ye, I have been guilty of these few days, I have seen it in my eyes, everyone rest assured, Su Ye will definitely be rewarded!"
Ye Liji was very excited at the moment, and he first threw himself under the command of General Zhenbei, and he didn't make an inch, so he made a commotion because of the desertion, but fortunately, he didn't work in vain in the past few days, catching the thief's head goose and plucking his feathers, even if he didn't give himself credit, at least he could resist the mistakes he made.
Deng Biao is even more high-spirited and arrogant, he can be regarded as raising his eyebrows and showing his face, Lu Lao Er, who was under Su Ye at the beginning, is now the big leader of Eagle Eye, although he is also a fake marquis, it is completely dependent on Su Ye's relationship, and he always feels that he is not right, this time he has finally made a great contribution, and others dare not have other gossip, right?