92 confession
Although the Liuhe Pagoda no longer belongs to me, I am still very interested in the grievances between it and the old witch.
My interest continued until the next day's cultivation at the top of the mountain. In the interval, I took out the diary again, and looked at the words of the old witch scolding the Liuhe Pagoda in the bloodstains, and I felt inexplicably excited. I think no matter how much the old witch shouts and beats, in the matter of scolding the Liuhe Tower, our interests are still the same. At least my moment, at the same time as hers, is the same.
Then I got a little carried away and didn't notice that the old elephant had gone around the back of my ass. Its buttocks were heavy, and a slight arch arched me into the diary.
Then I couldn't help but say something, and I began to fight with Jiuli and Liuhe Tower. I'm like an unlucky ghost who can't get beaten up, one will be beaten by this, and the other will be beaten by that. Don't say it, I've seen it in Jiuli, but it's the first time I've known that Liuhe Pagoda is so fierce. This guy pretended to be a soft egg when he followed me, but he didn't expect to fight with his own people so badly.
It didn't take long for me to have a blue nose and swollen face and blood all over.
Those two heroes didn't pity me at all, and beat me to death. I couldn't stand it, so I had to cool off when I was free. And then by the way, I watched them fight. My father said that the fastest way to grow your skills is to fight in person, but it's really not good, and you can watch the battle up close, and the most taboo is to practice alone. And the most taboo thing is to memorize bullshit mantras according to the book, fooling people's things, whoever recites it will be finished!
Later, when I was cool, I suddenly saw a truce in Jiuli, so I squatted on the ground with my wings, and cried with my hands on my knees. Because there was no one else, she cried undisguisedly, and her snot bubbled. The Liuhe Pagoda was erected in front of her, shrinking into a long-armed golden pagoda that was only slightly taller than her. I thought it was going to touch Jiuli's head to comfort him, but I didn't know that the guy also learned from the old witch to hold his arms, and twisted his head to the side angrily, and he was angry.
I was eye-opening: the old thing Liuhe Pagoda is still selling cute!
Seriously, although it has no face, the gesture of holding its arms to that pestle is more cute than the cat in the Moon Old Temple! It's so cute that people's hearts tremble, don't want it. I laughed so much that my saliva flowed out, and I was about to take a closer look at the cuteness of the Liuhe Pagoda, when I suddenly heard Jiuli shouting: "I just like him!" I just won't tell him! What's your business? You're not my dad or my mom, why do you care so much about me? ”
As soon as I heard it, hey, co-authoring the Liuhe Pagoda and caring that the old witch likes the old fairy! Really, it's a magic weapon, no matter how famous it is, it's not a living thing, who does the old witch like to tell who has anything to do with it? Or turn to get a hands-on lesson on it?
I don't think the Liuhe Pagoda is yet to be severe, and it should be hit hard.
But Liuhe Pagoda tilted his head and hiccuped. Then a circle of fog was spit out from its burp, and a bunch of words were revealed: the soul of the first demon king and his wife, and the responsibility of the contemporary goddaughter.
I was stunned: weren't my grandparents killed by the heavenly soldiers, how could the spirit be placed in the Liuhe Pagoda? And even if the spirit is placed in the Liuhe Pagoda when casting, it has the power to discipline the old witch? But the old witch likes the old fairy but refuses to tell him, at most it is her girl's careful thoughts, even if her father and mother can't care if she tells or not, what kind of heart is this in Liuhe Tower?
didn't expect Jiuli to listen to her, slapped his ass and got up from the ground, swaggered down the mountain, and shouted as he walked: "Tell me!" Isn't it just a confession? The old lady is afraid of a ball! ”
She said it impassionedly, and my blood boiled when I heard it, and my gossip heart was burning, and I hurriedly caught up with the pace of the Liuhe Pagoda, and wanted to go down the mountain with them to watch the old witch's confession. As a result, his head hit the stone with a thud, and then he came out of the diary. But the pain in his forehead is real, and he puffs up a big bag, which can be seen as soon as he raises his eyes. I rubbed the bag on my forehead, didn't give up, and went down the mountain to find the old fairy. This confession drama of the old witch can't be missed no matter what!
The old fairy was playing chess with Dongshan Jun, and when I asked him how he was white back then, his face turned red.
Dongshanjun is even more exaggerated, he didn't take a sip of wine, and he sprayed it all on the chessboard. He looked at me with wide eyes, then at the old fairy, and then at me, focusing on the bag on my forehead. After that, he laughed, pointed at me and said, "You little girl is stupid?" How can you care about the old things of Chen sesame and rotten grain? ”
I said that the old things and the new things are important, and fun is the most important.
Dongshanjun pursed his lips, glanced at the old fairy's face, and said with a smile: "Although you are right, I can't tell you." Especially not in front of your uncle. Otherwise, do you believe that he can die of shame in no time......"
Before Dongshan Jun's words were finished, he was sealed by the old fairy, and he couldn't laugh, so that the two cheeks secretly stuffed the size of a peach, and the tears in his eyes were about to come out.
I was even more curious, my eyes twitched and turned around on their faces, and finally fell on the old fairy's blushing face, and I went over to pull his sleeve and stalked: "Uncle, just tell me, my niece wants to practice, the magic skills in the Jiuli diary ......"
The old fairy didn't believe my, pulled off his sleeves, got up and floated away. I wanted to chase, but he turned around and pointed at him, turning into a big fat duck, and he couldn't move a step for a long time, attracting the whole house to come and see.
Dongshanjun helped me restore, and I immediately grabbed a little fairy and asked, "Have you ever seen Jiuli confess to the old fairy?" The fairy girl's face turned red as soon as she shook it off, and she threw me off and ran out. I grabbed others and asked, either I didn't know, or I reacted like a little fairy, and ran out with a red face. Later, I didn't pay attention and grabbed the old fairy's sleeve. She didn't shake me off, but she snorted with disdain, and said, "Shameless for bad morals!" "I'm very aggrieved, why is it bad to inquire about my aunt's and uncle's love history?
Dongshanjun raised his hand and called me over, comforting me and saying that the old fairy didn't mean me, she said Jiuli.
I'm even more puzzled: Isn't it just a confession, why is it immoral? Could it be that as soon as she came up, she forced her to buy and sell, hugging the old fairy and kissing and licking without letting go?
Dongshanjun's eyes became bigger and bigger, and his thumb was raised in front of me, boasting: "It is worthy of ......"
I grabbed him by the thumb and said in disbelief, "Did she do that?" ”
Dongshan Jun shook the stuffy donkey in his hand, and said modestly: "Of course, there is credit to me for Dongshan brewing......"
Oh, suddenly, there seemed to be a picture of Jiuli holding the old fairy "confessing" in front of me. Her confession is really a big show! Is this Liuhe Pagoda a goddaughter, or is it a prostitution, hahaha!
"She said the same afterwards," Higashiyama-kun said as he drank and had fun.
"How?" I didn't react.
Dongshan-kun glanced at me, "That means that everything was forced by Liuhe Pagoda." Liuhe Pagoda recognizes the Lord, not trying to be big, but seeking great ambition and not deceiving. ”。
He said, looking at me again, a little meaningful.