Chapter 42 A Life Book

I know that whether it is Luo Kaishan or the Xiao family, including those ghosts and demons who are eager to send me to the eighteenth layer of hell, they must be waiting for the news now to see whether I was slaughtered by Dongfang Hong or destroyed by Lu Jun.

And the only thing Lao Tzu has to do is to slap them hard!

Let all their expectations come to naught, and use facts to completely trample all their hopes under their feet.

So, I'm going to make a big comeback!

Belch...... Well, Lao Tzu's broken car, no matter how much you want to be high-profile, it is difficult to be high-profile. When the car drove to the gate of the second-hand market in Dongning, I deliberately let the poplar stop and honk the horn vigorously so that Luo Kaishan's ears and eyes could hear.

Sure enough, someone knocked on the window without pressing it twice.

But what made me laugh and cry was that the man actually asked me: "Do you want to pull fertilizer?" Pull a trip for more money. ”

I'll just ...... It's sun!

Change the car, Lao Tzu wants to change the car!

Isn't it just money, Lao Tzu still has some savings, and it is not enough to buy a Hummer, but it is more than enough to buy a new Isuzu.

I returned to the door of the wrought iron shop in despair, and saw that there was a seal on the door of the shop, and it was written on the top that the Civil Consultation Administration Seal, which made me angry, and I tore off the seal and threw it at my feet, crushing it into shredded paper.

Lu Jun, this bastard, is quite confident, and before he sent me down, he couldn't wait to close Lao Tzu's shop.

How about now, I'm Yang Lin, I'm back again, he, Lu Jun, I'm afraid he's already locked up in a confinement room, waiting to eat, right?

No, you have to go to the bad luck.

I simply asked Poplar to buy firecrackers, flowers, and kicks, all of which were the most expensive, the more the better.

Just let him go earth-shattering, which can not only remove bad luck, but also fuel the momentum of my high-profile return.

Fortunately, the Chinese New Year is approaching, and there are stalls selling firecrackers on the street, and the poplar tree came back not long after he went, carrying two woven bags, if these firecrackers explode together, it will be enough to blow up the storefront.

The two of us each had a bag, carried it to the door and set up a formation, a large piece of red, red, green and green, before waiting to be released, it attracted a large circle of onlookers, seeing them talking about it, Lao Tzu couldn't help but be proud, which genius came up with such a brilliant idea.

But I don't know which bastard said, don't be complacent, proud and love to eat fart.

One of us took a stick of incense and started to light firecrackers, and it didn't take long for me to cry.

This is a artillery battle, either dumb fire or random sneering, a little puff of yellow smoke, and none of them sounded.

Until we were browned, we didn't hear a crisp sound!

On the contrary, it was the laughter next to him, one after another, which was called an earth-shattering!

I can't make a plan and make a plan, where to buy the cannonball, isn't this a pit for consumers, look for him!

Although the artillery battle did not go off, a big quarrel with someone who bought a cannon on the street and made an earth-shattering noise could also have the effect I wanted.

But when I found the stall with the poplar tree in a rage, I was completely wilted.

To paraphrase a verbal phrase from Xiao Yueyue, oh my God!

I don't know if the cannon seller heard the wind or what, the guy who was still setting up a stall just now actually ran away!

Run!

Well, Lao Tzu's earth-shattering calculation is completely aborted.

However, if I make such a fuss, the Xiao family and Luo Kaishan will definitely get the news, and it will be enough for them to know that I will come back alive.

I plan to press these two accounts for the time being and wait and see what happens.

Luo Kaishan is scheming, and his hands and eyes are all over the sky, not to mention that I still can't be sure whether he was used by Lu Jun without knowing the details, or if he really intended to harm me, and he could settle accounts without conclusive evidence, and it was easy to touch his nose.

And the Xiao family's account, strictly speaking, is what I owe to others. Although they were the first to make the move, I abolished Xiao Jianrong and robbed the Blood and Fire Sacrifice, which can already be regarded as revenge on the spot, if they don't come to trouble me, I have to steal the joy for a year.

I went back to the store with my head bowed, tied Xiao Tian to the blacksmith workshop first, and held the sleeping Xiaoxue in my hand, on the small kang in the east chamber, took the clean sheets and quilts to make a warm quilt for it, and heated the small kang, seeing that it was still curled up in the nest and did not wake up, I closed the door lightly and came out, and went directly into the main hall.

When I first learned that Dongfanghong had a grudge against my master, I vowed to dig out my master's old account book to find out.

Let's see if there are any enemies I don't know, and see what bad debts he has left me!

I first gave incense to the ancestors, and thanked the ancestors for blessing me and Yang Shu to come back from Madaling safe and sound.

Then he turned over the old wolf skin futon under the portrait of the patriarch, opened the zipper, and sure enough, he found the big red plastic notebook.

I was shocked when I opened it, there was a thick pile of bills sandwiched inside, time, place, person, amount, ID number, and some bills were still pressed with bright red handprints, far away it was already eight or eight years, the most recent to September last year, the location covers Beijing, Tianjin, Inner Mongolia, the three eastern provinces and other places.

There is a rule that the credit knife man will leave a proverb every place he goes, which can also be said to be a prophecy.

If the proverb is not fulfilled, it will not go back to collect the debt.

Of course, those small money such as kitchen knives and scissors that are given to ordinary people on credit are not recorded in the account book at all, and most of them have been burned as soon as they leave the place, so there are always some incredible proverbs circulating in the rivers and lakes, such as geese laying golden eggs in the sky, and gasoline is sold cheaply like cold water, etc., this is because the people who took credit knives did not plan to go back at all.

Occasionally, there are some ordinary accounts, which are just the role of a memo, and I want to see if the old man who had the cause and effect was doing well.

What is really recorded in the account is the Fulu account and the favor account.

As the name suggests, the Fulu account is signed with ghosts and demons.

There are two kinds of typical Fulu accounts, one is to limit the time for those ghosts and demons who have to stay in the world because they have to stay in the world, and when the day comes, the credit knife people will go to send them on the road and take away the Fulu.

The other is to find that there are ghosts and demons in a certain place, or the time has not come to harvest them, or there is something to keep longer, so they write down an account, and when the time comes, they will go back and collect it.

Most of the favor accounts are signed with the peers of the Xuandao Buddha.

The most in the favor account is to help someone, write down a name, and if he needs it in the future, he will come to the door to ask his peers to help. This kind of account will not let the other party press the handprint, the same three people, everyone has this account in their hearts, owes cause and effect to be broken, if it is to fall on the paper to sign and draw the mortgage, then this account is not collected.

Of course, even if we are credit people who have hatred and do not stay overnight, and do not owe each other cause and effect, it is inevitable that there will be grudge accounts.

This is one of the most troublesome in the favor account.

Because if you have a grudge and can't break it at that time, either you can't beat someone at that time, or you are seriously injured and have to run as fast as you can, and you can't find any trace of the enemy afterwards.

Although the credit knife man has always claimed to exhaust the end of the world and not let the enemy go free, but it often takes years to really find the enemy, not to mention the hard work, and may not be able to get the desired result.

In this way, this account can be said to encompass the grievances and hatreds of Master's life, and the variety is not covered by the above-mentioned typical bills, turning over this yellowed account book, smelling the residual smell of cigarette pouch oil on the paper, I can't help but have slightly sour eyes.

I wish this account hadn't stopped last September, but it was still being written.

Remembering that the old man annoyed me the most to cry, I calmed down and took the ledger into the left room.

The room on the left side of the main hall is both a monitoring room and my usual bedroom, in addition to the marching bed and bedding, tables and chairs, which are my usual items.

I lay down on the bed, and the ledger happened to turn to the last order last September.

Originally, I didn't have any purpose, so I just started to look at it from the end.

This is an ordinary bill, from the old Black Mountain Town, and the proverb left is: "The Year of the Dog is a chicken plague and the god laughs, and it is difficult to walk on the road under the ice and snow." ”

This is a warning proverb, Master and his old man are kind-hearted, and he must have foreseen that chicken plague was about to occur in Old Black Mountain Town, so he left this proverb to warn the people who raised chickens in the town to shrink the scale as soon as possible and recover the cost.

As for the snow under the ice, although this is a bit unreasonable, it has really come true this year!

At the end of December, there were two snowfalls, and then suddenly one early in the morning, there was a burst of rapid and fast sleet, but it stopped in less than half an hour.

If I'm not mistaken, many old drivers couldn't hold back that day and chased after them, and they crashed into a series on the highway, although there were no deaths, but dozens of cars collided one after another, not only on the news, but also forced to close the highway.

Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy, and my master had already foreseen all this in September last year.

It can be seen from this that it is not easy to do our business, not only to be familiar with animal science and breeding technology, but also to understand astronomy and meteorology, and to foresee the natural disasters that will occur throughout the year as early as possible.

Feeling emotional, I poured a jar of wine, and pondered while pouring the wine, this proverb has been answered, and I can collect the account.

Looking at the person who signed the bill, I couldn't help but be amused.

Gao Fakui, this is a big boss, in Dongning is a well-known professional chicken farmer, is a supported private entrepreneur, there are six modern chicken farms under his name, not only for the Heilongjiang market, I heard that the products are exported to Russia.

It's actually a chicken breeder again, and our Yang family is in a conflict with a chicken raiser these days?

But Master is Master, if you look at how high-grade other customers, I can only do Han Neng's kind of local money.

But what's even more interesting is that this product actually received 30 kitchen knives from the master at one time, 255 each, and the cost of removing it was 7,000 less.

Well, when the Geng family brothers are settled tomorrow, I will go with Yang Shu to collect this account first, for my four reels, and for the promise to Zhao Yan at the beginning, isn't her family from the old Black Mountain, and the wish to go to see her father should be fulfilled now.

I was having fun here, and suddenly I heard a crisp voice from the courtyard: "Xiao Yanglin, you dare to carry me to drill the cave!" ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but tremble, and a pile of bills was scattered on the bed.

I secretly screamed that it was bad while cleaning up, and before I could find someone else to collect the account, the person who asked for the account came to the door first!