Chapter 253: The Long-winded Fat Man
I touched my chin, but unfortunately my chin didn't have a beard, but it still helped me think, and I felt like I was pretending to be profound.
Seeing that I touched my chin and didn't speak, the snake demon hurriedly said, "Suppressing Du Jiang's mark is actually very simple, as long as you use filth, you can break it. ”
Filth, the child's urine is, and it is a very powerful filth, breaking evil spirits and breaking magic tools are a must, but people like Du Jiang, it's not that if I pee on him, I will definitely be able to urinate on him, and things are not so simple to do.
I asked this question, and the snake demon immediately said, "I can help break his mark, but you must take away the black dragon scales." ”
If we can take this thing away from the black dragon scales, it is absolutely incumbent on us, even if we let it continue to lie in the box, it is better than falling on Du Jiang.
It's just that the black dragon reverse scale has awakened in Du Jiang's body, and it is not easy to seize it. But the snake demon's attitude is very resolute, and if he cooperates with us, he must capture the black dragon scales.
This kind of thing, I am naturally not sure, let me answer, I feel that it will be distracted, and it will not be smooth, which will make the snake demon suspicious.
The fat man understands my character, knows that I am very well-behaved by my daughter-in-law, I can't lie, I can't scold, in short, I am the kind of peasant class, and I am trained to be an upper-class person. So seeing my hesitation, the fat man immediately accosted him: "You can rest assured of this, as long as you cooperate with us, we guarantee that Du Jiang will not have a chance to trouble you, and we will definitely give you a free body when the time comes." ”
Li Lin was shaking a DV at this time, I don't know where he got that thing, but it doesn't matter, Li Lin shook the camera, and said with a smile: "I recorded everything you said just now." ”
The snake demon's face changed suddenly, but before he could ask, Li Lin said: "Don't worry, God knows this, you know what I know, as long as there are no problems with our cooperation, I guarantee that Du Jiang will not see this video for the rest of his life, but if something goes wrong, I dare not guarantee it!" ”
The fat man and Li Lin can be regarded as the ultimate in meanness, and this kind of modern thing, the snake demon knows, but he won't pay attention, and it is easy to be tricked.
The fat man continued: "Let's talk about how to deal with Du Jiang, the filth is very simple, there are three old virgins here, you can pick one at random." But whether you can suppress Du Jiang or not depends on you. ”
Speaking of which, it's not just us who are nervous, the snake demon is even more nervous than us, and Li Lin has a DV in his hand, so he has no choice.
The snake demon's eyes turned around, Ermao and we suddenly became vigilant, and showed our respective strengths, Yang fire emitted from my body, the yin and yang lines in Li Lin's hand kept changing back and forth, and the small compass in the fat man's hand shot out a few rays of light from time to time.
In the current situation, whether the snake demon is cold to Du Jiang and wants to find a way to survive for himself, or wants to get some benefits that we don't know, it has no choice.
Almost without any thought, the snake demon said: "You give me the boy's urine, and I will do the rest, and you can also prepare to force the black dragon in Du Jiang's body out of the scales." ”
The fat man ran the train with his mouth full, what he said, the promises he gave, to be honest, until now, I haven't believed half of it. But at this time, he swore and said, "Little demon! No, it's a little snake! You have to believe in my brother's character, fat brother, I will take revenge, if someone slaps me, I will definitely slap me back. When I was in the blood hole, if it weren't for your fat brother and I being ruthless and kicking Du Jiang down, I'm afraid you would have a lot more to do now. ”
The fat man said, opened the kettle on his waist, drank a few sips, poured out all the rest of the water, threw it to me, and said to the snake demon: "My brother, it is also a bitter fate, a green hat, but he is still a little boy, his urine with resentment is by no means an ordinary boy's urine, it is definitely the best in the boy's urine." ”
I longed to smash a jar over, but when I saw the snake demon being bluffed by him, I couldn't help it.
The fat man's mouth, the dead can't wait to be blown alive by him, let alone a little snake demon.
When Li Lin and the others were on guard, I avoided my body, urinated on most of the urine in the kettle, covered the lid and threw it to the fat man.
The fat man took it, as if he was carrying some treasure, walked to the snake demon, handed it over to the snake demon very solemnly, and said earnestly: "Whether the great cause can be achieved depends on you, brother, if not, the snake brother is afraid that his life will not be guaranteed, and the three of my brothers can only flee for their lives." Alas! ”
Speaking of emotion, the fat man also wiped the corners of his eyes, held the kettle of my boy's urine, and handed it to the snake demon hard.
I couldn't look at it on the side, looked at my watch, and it was three or four minutes since I came out, and reminded the fat man: "Fat brother, it's almost there." ”
The snake demon seemed to be moved by the fat man, holding the kettle in his hand, and nodded vigorously: "Fat brother, don't worry, I will definitely complete the task!" ”
If Li Lin and I are hardcore threats, then the fat man is taking off his pants and farting, which is purely superfluous and a waste of time.
But this thing of taking off his pants and farting made the snake demon stunned, I looked speechless, I could only sigh that a beast is a beast, and after all, it can't play with people.
When the snake demon was leaving, he also told us to do it where the black rune exploded.
The fat man was very reluctant, took the hand of the snake demon, and sent it all the way to the entrance of the cave, and did not forget to advise: "Brother Snake, you must take care." ”
The snake demon entered the cave, and the fat man was still looking forward to it, so I went over and kicked him and said, "It's almost okay, you are wasting time and wasting the money of your book friends." ”
The fat man looked back dissatisfiedly and said: "You know what to do, this cold-blooded animal needs your fat brother and my blood to warm him, as for book friends, you fat brother and I have known them for so long, what's wrong with the water?" ”
I was speechless, after all, the snake demon seemed to have been bluffed by him.
Li Lin, we got together, I didn't have any extra words, just said: "Act at the opportunity, if the snake demon can really break the black dragon mark, then we will take action, if he can't, we will lurk and don't move." ”
Li Lin asked me: "Boss, do you want to tell your sister-in-law to let go of the snake demon for the time being, I think he is quite pitiful." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, you talk to a cold-blooded animal about sympathy, when the time comes, we will take down Du Jiang, and your sister-in-law will take down the snake demon, the best of both worlds. Don't waste time, hurry up and keep up. ”
We returned to the place where the black rune exploded, and all three of us ran to the rock wall to hang on.
The fat man was seriously injured and moved for a long time before he climbed up. Without night vision devices, he didn't dare to move after climbing up.
Li Lin is not far from the fat man, I and Ermao are opposite, our position is just a triangle, as long as Du Jiang comes out, we can block all his retreats if we go down, and there is no way to avoid it.
Of course, only if the basilisk can complete his mission.