Hearing two hiccups, the bones seemed to be stuck in the throat, and the sound of ventilation, Xuan Chu said, "What is this sound?" ”

The jade hairpin looked at Xiao Tianshu and Nian Fu, who were still dead lying there, and generally couldn't see what the reason was, so he said: "Master, I don't know who was hiccuping just now, I thought it was the master......"

Xuan Chu: "Well, I haven't eaten yet, what kind of burp!" ”

Jade hairpin smiled and pointed at the fairy in red and said, "Hehe, master, isn't this fairy in red, he just had a hiccup?" ”

"Uh, forget it, people are saving people, and the two of us can't help with anything, forget it, what else do we want to do!"

The fairy in red stretched out his hand and didn't speak, as if he wanted to pick up something, but he didn't speak, Xuan Chu and Jade Hairpin looked at each other and said, "Uh, what do you want here?" ”

The fairy in red said, "Uh, didn't I say it just now? The two of them have already hiccuped, they must have been resurrected, but now they need some child urine, give them water, and then they should be able to come back to life. ”

Chu Chu and Jade Hairpin blushed in unison and said, "Huh? Uh, this, we're all girls, where did the boy pee from? Isn't that embarrassing? Are they going to drink these? After drinking it, you won't blame us when you wake up in the future, right? ”

The fairy in red said: "Hehe, no, I'm worried about my work, I'm saving people, it's too late for them to thank you, how can I blame you......"

Xuan Chu said: "Uh, but, can't other water?" I see them burping so loudly, I'm afraid they are hungry, or thirsty, they haven't drunk water for so long, they must be thirsty, or I buy them two bottles of mountain spring water, and they will definitely live if they pour them in? ”

Jade hairpin smiled: "Hehe, the master has a good idea......"

"It's not good, this mountain spring water is not medicine, what I want to give them to drink is reincarnation wine and return yuan soup......"

Xuan Chu: "Uh, what's the matter of reincarnation wine, returning yuan soup?" ”

The fairy in red said: "You Liang, the boy who urinated, was called reincarnation wine in the past, and the yuan soup has the effect of reviving the dead, and if you can drop a mouthful of yang energy in the world, this person will breathe smoothly......"

Yi Chu was puzzled: "Uh, this boy pees so badly? And the effect of this resurrection? I'm going to ......."

Not only do I think, then I haven't urinated a lot of precious decoctions in my life, but others have also thrown away a lot!

Seeing that the fairy in red knew a lot, was knowledgeable, and could bring the dead back to life, she was even more fond and asked: "Fairy in red, then this boy's urine actually has this benefit, what medicinal effect can it have?" ”

The fairy in red said: "The boy's urine clears heat, the sex is cold, the main treatment is cold and hot, headache, symptoms are full of abdomen, moisturizing the skin, benefiting the large intestine, coughing and tuberculosis, quenching fatigue and thirst, moistening the heart and lungs, as well as some women's diseases, bruises and eye diseases." Under normal circumstances, Tongzi urine is used for external application to treat bruises and eye diseases, and it can be drunk directly, and it can be mixed and drunk, and it is more used as a medicine primer and decoction with other medicines. ”

Jade hairpin smiled: "Ah! This boy's urine actually has such a miraculous effect, but doesn't the fairy look young, uh, isn't it, isn't it, that, the boy, the body? ”

The red-clothed fairy suddenly blushed and said: "Uh, girl, this, this, I'm an earth immortal, I've been rotten for three thousand years, and the yin qi is too heavy, even if I am afraid, I can't use it, so it's better not to do things that are useless......"

The fairy in red, such a clever answer, Jade Hairpin, admired him even more, thinking that as soon as he said such an understatement, he avoided the topic lightly.

Who knows if he is a child or not! I'm afraid only he knows!

But the jade hairpin thought to herself, whether people are children or not, what does it matter to herself! Belch......

Jade hairpin suddenly realized that she was too presumptuous, and the question she asked was simply not for a girl to ask, and her face suddenly burned, like a stove.

Chu said, "Huh? Xiaoyu, I suddenly blushed like this, who said you? Who scolded you......"

"Uh, master, I just suddenly had a hot face, why did I go and scolded and talked......"

Xuan Chu smiled: "Hehe, it's okay, you're busy......"

The fairy in red was also embarrassed: "Uh, this princess, what should I do with the boy's urine?" ”

Chu Chu smiled: "Hehe, is it okay for me to urinate?" I think some people are in love, I'm sorry, I'm an old kid who should be thick-skinned and fine......"

The fairy in red said: "Uh, how can you make a princess, how noble is a princess who does this kind of thing, how can she be so ......"

Jade hairpin blushed and said, "Uh, or I'll come, but the master is not suitable!" ”

The fairy in red said: "Well, the little jade girl is an elf, not a person from the yang world, hers, uh, no......"

Ji Chu said, "Well, then I'll come......"

The fairy in red said: "Actually, the boy's urine is the best ...... for boys."

Ji Chu said: "Uh, when is this time, can I still show it to you to find a gay man?" These two boys, who knows if they are virgins or not, I don't know!

Even if they live, they are not sure that they can catch the boy's urine, and besides, it's okay to have a woman, you are patriarchal, this kind of feudal thinking can't be had, when is this the era, it's not bad to have a woman, which is so picky......"

Jade hairpin smiled: "Hehe, the master is mighty, the master is so powerful......"

The fairy in red said, "Well, even so, if there is no urine for boys, girls can ......"

Chu said: "Well, wait for ......" and ran out, ready to make a basin, the new one is the best, and it is clean and does not stick to the bowl, and it is good to wash pigu when the time comes.

It's a pity that this is in a hurry, and there is no intention to urinate at all, what should I do. It's better to buy a bottle of mineral water to drink, buy a good bottle to drink, and when the time comes, add the minerals of these mineral waters, I'm afraid it will be better for their condition.

Ji Chu bought two bottles of mineral water for three yuan, and thought, hey! Haven't you been willing to drink such expensive pure water when you've grown so big? It's usually a dollar of mineral water, these two guys, they're blind!

Yes, when they come back to life, they will ask for this water money back if they say anything, it is not easy to earn money by themselves, but they have to save some flowers, how can they squander it so much.

If you buy water, you can't drink it to those two dead people, it's always unappetizing, so it's better to sit in the park outside the mountain and watch the people coming and going, the mood is also comfortable, the scenery is also beautiful, there are still that these days, the leaves are colorful, and the autumn colors are boundless.

I didn't come back for a long time, but I forgot that this place is at night, there are many people, this small park is next to the high temple, usually the people on the street have nothing to do, just take a cool time here, just autumn, the night is still a little hot, and there are many people who come to the park to play.

What kind of love and love, good girlfriends chatting, there are a lot of them, Yi Chu just came back and thought that he had been away for a long time, and it was winter.