It seems that in order to reap the happy love, you have to have the sassiness of my brother and sister. In order to break the hatred of the scalp, chase the mountains and cross the sea, rain or shine! God, did I chase mountains and seas for sunspots? Not really! Facing Taishang Laojun today, it is my opportunity to show my determination, and I must not back down, absolutely ......

I'll hide this broken pot.

I'm not cowardly, it's the Liuhe Pagoda that retreats first. Without the Liuhe Tower, I fought alone, and I won't be righteous if I win! Anyway, if you go out together, you have to share the honor and disgrace...... The old turtle wants to know, and he has to laugh at me, right? And the Goldfinch Bird, I left him in the Demon Village, just to get rid of him and deal with his family teacher. Now that his teacher has appeared, I am hiding in the pot like a mouse, like something! Big heroes are not afraid of life and death, not afraid of setbacks, and not afraid of shadows, just fight-

The question is, which of you buckles the lid of the pot, do you want to be ashamed?

I shouted, "Let me out!" ”

Taishang Laojun said: "You have the ability to come out by yourself!" ”

I don't have the ability, I can't get out. Liuhe Pagoda has the ability, but this guy is too cowardly. Speaking of which, I worked hard to cultivate, plucked feathers and moulted, drilled ice springs to take ice cores, and was born and died, in order to save it? I finally rescued it, but I didn't expect it to be like this! Wasn't it normal to come to Tushi Palace last time?

I asked Taishang Laojun, why don't you let me hold it, do you cook and eat meat?

Taishang Laojun said that he was a vegetarian. Ghost believes! The guy in the house is so complete, is he a vegetarian? Think my little monster hasn't seen the world? The demons are also going to throw me into their pot and stew! I'm a crane, looking like a big one, it's all feathers. I have removed the hair, and I have two legs like reed rods, and a neck and head like a reed pole, and I don't have much meat on my body. Moreover, I am not a Tang monk, I can't increase mana after eating one, and I can't live forever. What's more, he doesn't need it anymore! The demon clan wants to eat me to unwind the curse and unseal it, and it is forgivable to roast me, since Taishang Laojun doesn't eat me, why do you put me in the pot? Could it be that he is dignified and does not even have a decent prison cell? As for being so poor and sour?

Taishang Laojun said that I repay virtue with resentment, and the demonic nature is difficult to get rid of, so he wants to teach me a hard lesson.

I don't know what he meant by "hard lessons." Liuhe Pagoda was a little trembling. It has been with the old witch, the old witch has a newborn calf, and she has a big fight with the Taishang Laojun, and she is not afraid at all. Although he was not afraid, the difference in strength was too great, and he was beaten and fled. I guess that Liuhe Pagoda just remembered the fiasco at that time and was afraid.

But I'm not afraid. I'm the most promising little monster in Ten Thousand Demon Mountain, my dad ...... Depend on! Burn what, burn me! Is the dead old man dry on the fire and roasted in the other pot? Perverted! Dead perverted!

I now finally know what it means to be an ant on a hot pot, and I'm stuck in the pan and can't move much. The old pervert is still burning the pot, I'm burning to death, moving here and there, but in the end I can't move it and can't afford it, and it's uncomfortable.

"My dad is here to hack you!"

I howled in pain. The old pervert is still laughing, what a pervert. If the pervert wants to have the level of cultivating immortals, he is guaranteed to be at the level of ten thousand years, and he is called the second eldest and no one dares to call the first super invincible top top pervert!

As the fire became more and more ruthless, the ice core in my arms couldn't stand it, and they jumped out on their own, turning into a cloud of white steam. As soon as the white vapor came, it was suddenly cool. But it was only cold for a moment, and the white vapor was also hot, scalding to death! It's simply baked and steamed, miserable!

Only one stood still.

It's the one that I said looked like dragon scales, and the old turtle said it wasn't a dragon, but I think it is. It didn't vaporize, it didn't run, it nestled quietly in my arms, and when I touched it, it was cold and not hot. Terrible!

I'm sure it's a dragon, so I take it out and hold it in the palm of my hand. The dragon scales must bless me, and let's deal with the old pervert of Taishang Laojun together. I'll find you a girlfriend when you go out, we lack everything in the demon world, and the last thing we lack is beauty! Enchanting, pure, green tea, white lotus, royal sister, queen, whatever you want, you have it all. Both. It doesn't matter if you don't like the little sister, there are a lot of little brothers, gentle and warm men, cold and cold men, domineering presidents, sticky little milk dogs, vinegar king little wolf dogs, everything. The whole nine yards.

The dragon scales saw that I was sincere, and I was really powerful. The pot was suddenly cool, and it was very pleasant. I was comfortable, and even the Liuhe Pagoda was afraid, so I turned into a Liuhe hairpin and stayed on my head honestly. I hold the dragon scales and kowtow big, this kind of heroes and heroes who save people from fire and water, and send coolness in the fire, are worthy of worship, let me kowtow again eighteen rings, and I will do it. I'm happy to call grandpa - I just don't know if my father and my mother have any opinions.

As soon as the worry of my life was solved, I immediately replied to my hard mouth, and shouted at the old man outside the pot: "Old pervert, he likes to bully the weak!" It's either a pregnant woman, or a shell that hasn't hatched yet, or a pitiful little who has just broken the shell! Listen to the little fairy boy of Tushi Palace, what is the old pervert doing this thing he does, miserable, inhumane! No benevolence, no character! To be a human being is to be drowned by spittle, and to be a fairy, it's a demon! The demon clan is kinder than you, fresher and more refined than you! Old pervert, now it's hard to catch a six-hundred-year-old little monster, you can boil it and roast it, don't let me out! Let me out and I'll bite you to death! It's not big, you turn your feet into the sky, and I'll fly upside down! ”

I feel like I'm very strong right now, and I'm using my swearing skills to the fullest.

Taishang Laojun is probably angry, after all, I scolded him in front of him. The little fairies heard it clearly, but anyone with a little judgment must have despised what Taishang Laojun did. Even if you don't say it, you must despise it to death in your heart. Ha, these old immortals are not afraid of anything, they are afraid of bad reputation! I'm so proud of it!

Taishang Laojun was very angry, and said in a trembling voice: "Burn it for me, take the Samadhi True Fire to burn!" ”

Samadhi True Fire? Wasn't it the true fire of samadhi just now?

I'm a little panicked, why doesn't this old guy play cards according to the routine, and still keep the back hand! Co-authoring was just merciful to my subordinates? I don't want your subordinates to show mercy, can't you just come here? Don't be so unruly in life, there is still a mountain and a mountain, isn't this a trap?

The dragon scales are big, can you still hold it? Do you want me to give it to you...... Oops, don't wilt, don't wilt! Oops, oh, it's burning me! Samadhi is so hot, so hot that the little monster wants to jump my feet, and the hair is all burnt! Daddy, help!

"Ahh

The dragon scale sneezed widely, what does this mean? Cold? This monstrous situation of fire makes his old man catch a cold? Do you want to be so innocent and cute, let's respect Taishang Laojun's samadhi true fire, okay?