The Goldfinch is annoying, and after a lucky win over me once, it gets even more annoying. Originally, I took Kuroko out of Tangting Mountain, and it was his business? But this stupid lame bird not only haunted me, but also babbled all the way - I suspect that he was trying to annoy me with his early menopause, and then inherit my beautiful wings. Disgusting!

I couldn't stand him, so I picked up the sunspot as a weapon and smashed it over, and murdered him: "I'll give you my sweetheart, you can take him to get a base, don't bother me!" ”

The goldfinch bird was startled, dodging the physical attack of the sunspot, and still followed not up or down, not far or close, but its mouth was finally a little more honest.

It's just that the poor sunspot was scared again, and the speed at which the person fell was not half a minute equal to the speed at which his and urine crackled and fell. I couldn't have really fallen to his death, so I threw a feather over, and the feather grew bigger and enveloped him like a boat. Kuroko has been scared to death, obediently curled up in the feathers, although embarrassed, but also distressing, mainly to make me feel distressed. I am very distressed and heartbroken, because I think that such useless people can't look down on me, and there is a high probability that I will not be able to find a partner in my life.

The goldfinch caught up and said that I was not very smart when I looked at the sunspot, and made a clever analogy to say that it was the kind of bird that was squeezed to the head when the shell broke, and the head was tilted to the side, smirking, and drooling.

Conscience of heaven and earth! I'm obviously in heartache, okay, how can I giggle and drool? Is there still drool in front of Kuroko's body of feces and urine? What kind of love is that, it's clearly a pervert, okay!

The Goldfinch giggled and said don't admit it, you were that stupid just now.

I was furious, but at the same time I felt helpless. Really, in this moment, I was already too angry at the Goldfinch to go out of its way to slander me, and I was helpless.

I remembered that the master of our school was the old man with a lot of personality and a good temper - well, at least until the black history of his blue nose and swollen face because of his love for humans was revealed, it was. We are all afraid that he will be angry, but the paradox is that no matter what we do, we will eventually make him angry; What's even more terrifying is that even if we don't do anything, he will still be angry! It's just a whole angry baby! When I was angry, I blew my beard and stared, my eyes were dripping, and I turned to the back of my head several times!

- Oh, did I forget to say that our master is an owl?

Owls are monsters that are very perverted in themselves, and their faces can be turned to the back of their necks, can you believe it? Alas, we are suffering to death, if anyone in the classroom deserts, talks a little or something, and does not say anything, people like to stare at us from behind, that picture - it's terrifying! We didn't think about how much damage it would do to our young minds.

My father also fell into the well, saying that as a monster, he has a lot of experience, how can he see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? Be careful to walk too much on the flat road and fall on your heels!

Fortunately, my mother is quite objective, saying that it is a congenital deficiency that can fall on the flat road, and it is useless to practice, so she has to return to the furnace to rebuild, kill and reincarnate.

We are not interested in the latter sentence, but we are very curious about "returning to the furnace to rebuild", didn't my father just boil a few Qiqi in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace before he became so powerful? So, in the spirit of bold hypothesis and bold verification, my sister and I set up a stove pot and stewed my brother Qiqi - uh, in fact, this is not the case, my brother is congenitally deficient, born stupid, not stewed stupid by us, really not......

Forget it, I won't depict it, let's get back to business. In fact, I pulled the core idea of this large paragraph, that is, our master has always been very angry in the early years, but later, he wilted when he was angry, although he still had a black face, and he looked like he was staring at anyone, but the number of times he lost his temper was visibly reduced with the naked eye. More often than not, he shook his head, sighed and shook his head, in his own words, "the child cannot be taught, and there is nothing to be done".

Helpless, helpless......

It turns out that the end of anger is helplessness.

It can be seen that in addition to the basic principle of "practice is everywhere", the most important thing is that the little monster is teachable, very teachable, and very teachable!

I said I was an unborn genius a long time ago, hum!

In the eyes of this genius, the Goldfinch Bird is as weak as a mortal sunspot, so I don't care about his weak chicken attack. Yes, it doesn't matter!

I left the golden-winged bird to fly high, toe high, smooth and smooth, the whole person is smooth and happy.

Because I was so happy, I forgot a great truth about the Three Realms: happiness begets sorrow. That's right, it's these four words, I'm soaring on the clouds with my eyes closed, listening to the whirring wind in my ears, and unexpectedly, I bumped into someone!

That's not an outsider, impartial, the most annoying old fairy in Tangting Mountain is also.

The old fairy is dressed up beautifully, I don't know who to hook up with, the old tree is pregnant with spring, and she bumps into me blindly. Naturally, I didn't have a good face for her. She also glared at me angrily, and said that I was a flea life, and I refused to keep to myself even if I was injured, and made trouble at every turn.

I was shocked, not because I was shocked when I bumped into the old fairy, but - the last time I saw her, it was just a day ago, and a day later, the old fairy's scolding vocabulary was so innovative! This old guy's learning ability is really stressful for our children. Your product, "flea life", is the word novel and accurate? Not bad! I had to memorize it secretly, and I had to write it down in my aunt's diary, and when I turned around, the Goldfinch would bother me again, and I would scold him like that.

"In a holy place like Tangting Mountain, it is difficult to find a second one in the world, how many people flock to it, you can do it, you have to run if you break your leg!"

The old fairy scolded me indignantly. I was a little scared: if I left Tangting Mountain, would I break my leg? I looked at the lame leg of the goldfinch, and the guy was very embarrassed, holding his wings and pretending to be a dead bird, and did not speak. It's so unjust! deserves to worship the old fritters of Taishang Laojun as a teacher, and he can't get out in his life!

I had no choice but to go out in person and talk to the old fairy: "Aunt the beautiful old fairy, I don't have much meat if my two bird legs are broken, don't you fight?" I'll give you two Jinhua hams, which will be fried and fried with you, then it will be delicious! Besides, haven't you always looked at me unpleasantly? I'm gone, you should be happy, why be angry? Be careful of getting old! ”

The old fairy became a goldfish eye, and she couldn't understand the rhetorical devices? The ghost girl in Jiuli doesn't learn and can't learn anything, but she can still understand the words, what kind of thing are you, aren't you ashamed?

I pouted, I didn't lose your family, I want you to take care of it?

The old fairy also pouted, if it weren't for the court's order, I wouldn't have bothered to care about you!

I tilted my head and muttered in my heart: No matter how relatives we are, but I don't have a deep friendship with Lao Xian'er after all, as for being so reluctant to me?