Plum Blossom Ling Han 226, the emperor caught the thief follow-up
The emperor proudly bowed his head and showed off to the old woman: "I caught it." Aha...... Sun Monkey can't escape from the Buddha Five Finger Mountain. Aha. ”
When the old lady heard this, she immediately fainted. The Emperor was surprised. The emperor said to himself: "It's just a little snitch, not a vicious person, why did Yinzhen faint without any interest?" You've fainted too, huh? Why? What is Yinzhen doing? What are you doing? ”
"Ahh Lao Sour shouted three times, and he fell back to the ground unconscious.
"Wow Wow ......"
"The baby of the annoying female thief actually started crying. Dislike. Really. It's not mine. Dislike. Hiding here to have a baby, I hate it. The Emperor turned around angrily and pointed to the door and said casually.
Yin Zhen came out of the quilt and said to the emperor's back: "She...... No...... Be...... Woman...... Thief. After Yinzhen finished speaking, he completely fainted.
"Wow wow wow wow ......" Suddenly a second different cry came out again.
"It's the other way around. I cried endlessly. Now, how is the cry different? The Emperor said loudly in the room.
A clever guard outside said happily: "Back to the emperor, the female thief has given birth to two children, but ...... There was also a child in the house, that is, three. ”
"The nasty female thief, she actually gave birth to three children here! Damn it. I don't have triplets yet. Damn it! ”
"Who are you? What are you doing here? "I opened my eyes and saw an old official looking at me with a kind smile and a smile on his face, and he happened to be holding my child in his arms.
I was aggrieved and couldn't cry and laugh, and shouted: "The old emperor...... The emperor kicked me. ”
"Yes, the emperor kicked you! What's wrong? The old officer asked in confusion.
I smiled bitterly: "The emperor...... Kick me. ”
"The emperor did kick you, what's wrong? We've all seen it. The three old officials next to him also felt puzzled and asked casually.
I couldn't cry or laugh, and I was going to die of grievances. I can't tell. I just cried and laughed at the same time.
"Damn! It's a female snitch who is rampant to death! You've had a baby in my summer resort! I haven't punished you yet! Do you dare a mad dog to bite me? Outrageous! How dare you commit the following? You slave. The emperor was so angry that he rushed to the side of the female snitch, and simply punched and kicked the female snitch again. Suddenly, the emperor kicked and beat the female snitch for five or six minutes, and there were two people standing behind him, one was Lao Su, and the other was Yinzhen, who had recovered his health, both of them were crying and shaking their heads all the time.
The two of them hugged the emperor's arms and legs from behind.
Yin Zhen said bitterly: "Stop fighting! Stop it! I'll be a vegetarian in the future! Don't dare! Stop hitting her! Ahh
The emperor was puzzled and asked, "Yinzhen, what does this female snitch and mother thief have to do with you, three little thieves and one mother thief?" Why are you interceding for their thief's family? What's in it for you? Don't stop me, I'll give her another hard blow! I'm going to clean up in a while, and I've caught a pair of thieves over there. I've been busy today. Oh, you damn thief? You actually gave birth to three thieves here! Am I afraid of you? Bah! You dare to trespass into Chengde Summer Resort! Bah! ”
Yinzhen was so bitter that he crawled over, abandoned the emperor, and hugged the female thief who was crying and laughing in his arms. It turned out that the female thief was sitting on the ground, and Yinzhen was kneeling on the ground.
"Oh, it's like a pair of wild mandarin ducks. How so? An official said curiously and loudly.
"Oh, it turns out that she mixed in to bewitch Yinzhen! Too bad! Bah! Emperor Kangxi immediately understood by himself. Emperor Kangxi also spat on the three baby thieves.
"Phew!" Emperor Kangxi spat ruthlessly and fiercely. Spit in the face of the child to the left of the kind-eyed old man next to me. The child was aggrieved and cried on the spot: 'Ahhhh......h
The emperor was unhappy, he was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and the emperor stretched out his hand and suddenly slapped the two baby boys in the arms of the adult.
I immediately stopped crying or laughing. In a hurry, I immediately shouted, "Grandpa! ”
The emperor was startled and stopped, and the two children were slapped in a total of seventeen times.
I looked at the emperor and then at the baby boy.
I gestured with my eyes, this baby boy is your emperor's second grandson.
"Huh? Yes? Yes? Yes? No way! No—" The emperor immediately shook his head with a rattle. I also stamped my feet.
I was aggrieved, but I wittily looked up at the emperor and shouted: "Show girl [Borzigit Ruyi] knock to see the emperor!" Ruyi married into Sifu...... It's been seven years. Pregnant ten months ago and gave birth at term. ”
"Ahahaha......ha By the way, all the people who passed out also woke up.
The old sour wanted to speak and stopped spitting out a sentence to cry and complain to the emperor: "Daughter-in-law Run'er finally took care of her for ten months, why did you beat her?" ”
"Just now, we had a stomachache and went to the thatched house. Oops, there are a lot of people who have been there. Mama Tie was already standing next to her, and quickly said loudly.
Emperor Zhenjiang Road, shocked, turned around and asked Mama Tie, "Who is she?" ”
Mama Tie sympathized with me and said, "The one who gave birth to the child in the house." ”
"I know, the female snitch gave birth in the house. I will give you an analysis, the female snitch somehow got in, and then her stomach suddenly hurt, so she immediately found a secret yard and went into the house and just gave birth. As I passed by, I suddenly heard movement inside, and I was afraid that it was a thief. I immediately powdered welfare, and the guards rushed in to catch the thief. Here. That's her. I had been teaching her a long time myself. It's unreasonable, a female snitch slut actually sneaked into the Chengde Summer Resort and ran inside to give birth. Angry. Recruit a thief. It's serious! How unfortunate it is for a woman to give birth! It makes no sense to have a baby in my summer resort. I'm going to condemn her in a moment! I'm going to send her whole family to prison and be a slave!" It's just disgusting, it's so bad! We've got a thief at home! ”
When I heard this, I quickly covered my face with both hands, and Yinzhen hugged me and leaned his face against my back. It's also faceless.
The prince suddenly appeared, and the prince knows me. The prince pointed at me and asked with concern, "Why are you sitting on the ground?" Why is it covered in blood? How did you get beaten? How did you get this to happen? ”
The prince came over, and quickly helped me up first, I barely stood still, I simply threw myself into the prince's arms, and hugged the prince's waist. Yin Zhen also followed the prince and stood up.