After some time

Winter

midnight

I suddenly had a tummy attack. Probably ready to give birth. Although my stomach hurts, I have a good way to lower my blood pressure. For example, knead the thick and soft small pillow of Yinzhen's face vigorously.

There are four old ladies in my house, and one green onion is busy.

The old lady is preparing a new quilt and a new pad for me to replace. The green onion adds a few more red stickers to the house, which I have ordered before. Originally, it was hidden in the cabinet, but the green onion was taken out and pasted. And it's always in the corner of the confused room. The green onion took out a small jar of rice cereal and brushed it on the wall, and began to put auspicious stickers on the wall.

Yinzhen hasn't come yet, he's still in a dream.

And the small pillow I held with Yinzhen's face was a rough kneading round. I scolded the pillow and said, "Dog thing." Pinch you to death! Pinch you to death! Pinch pinch pinch pinch ...... Tear you up! Tear you tear ...... Beat you up and beat you up! ”

"I really didn't expect this trick to release pressure to be quite effective. Dealing with irritability does work wonders. Mama Zhao was the first to speak in the room. I smiled.

I explained to everyone, "I'm not giving him good tidings!" He's my enemy! You can beat him up when the little one comes out in a while! Dot! Baby! Baby! Baby! ”

My baby is trying to punch and kick me in response. The child even said to me with his thoughts: "Mother, can you do it?" Why don't you wait for me next year? It's almost the New Year anyway, isn't it? I'm still in your belly for the New Year. Besides, today is an unlucky day, and I hate it. Mother. I'm thinking about it. I don't want to be born now, I don't think the time is right. I want the dragon and tiger hour. Where there is a child born in the middle of the night, how unlucky. At the very least, you have to give birth to me at noon? Mother, let's discuss it again. I'll give you money! Five taels of silver! I ask that my birth date be postponed! ”

A girl in my belly also said: "Mother, I don't want to go out today, I'm in a bad mood, and I'm a little annoyed." ”

I asked curiously, "Are you more timid about your hometown?" ”

The five people in the room laughed.

"You're such an interesting kid. I'm about to come to the world to be a man, so much nonsense. Mama Li said.

"The stinky daughter-in-law still has to see her in-laws. Less wordy, hurry up and get out. Iron Mama said.

"The two brothers are so humble. You push me first, I'll push you first. Mama Lan smiled.

"The eldest son, Mr. out, should be left behind." Mama Butterfly said.

"Born together at the same time, don't say it again." The rude green onion said politely.

I discussed with my daughter, "Why are you in a bad mood?" ”

The daughter suddenly said in a serious way: "Because I already have several daughters of the fourth child before, then am I very backward?" I'm definitely going to be bullied. How do I meet people? Besides, I'll step under my feet and step hard. Whoever is the little sister will be bullied to death. I'm a punching bag. Who is in the mood to be born? ”

I comforted, "But you were reincarnated as a son, and you are also at the bottom of the line?" ”

"Huh?" The daughter was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, as if she had splashed a basin of ice water on her head, and her daughter wanted to cry without tears, "Then I won't give birth, I'll go back to the Hades Palace and line up again." I got the wrong number plate. Nine with six, upside down. I'd better go get 8. I'll come back next time, goodbye. ”

The son immediately turned around and went back to the Hades Hall with his daughter to line up.

I was a little reluctant to shout at them when they walked away, "Don't you already have feelings?" Didn't you come all the way from the place of departure to the destination? ”

Sure enough, but these two questions stumped the two siblings, and the two suddenly couldn't walk, so they simply didn't walk, but they were far away from me.

I asked, "Well, you might as well come out with your backs." Let's not look at each other. ”

"It's fine." The daughter said.

"It seems that this is the only way to go. I hope that my back will come out and I will feel a little more comfortable. The son said innocently. Then it was agreed, and we came out with our backs. ”

I added, "Come here." Come here! You've gone a little far. Come here! Why don't you still go to the queue! There are also stop signs in front of this stop sign, there are also stop signs in the back, and there are also stop signs here, do you still have to look for the stop signs? ”

The two siblings were frightened again.

My brother discussed with my sister: "Do you want to go to the next stop sign, or go to the next stop sign, or this stop sign?" ”

My sister said seriously: "My instinct is to go forward, I have to go to the next stop sign to take a look." Come, cheer up! Think about how many miles we walked from the starting station to the final station. How pathetic. I didn't even dare to think about it again! It's too far. It's too difficult to get wind, frost, snow, rain and arrows along the way! A year has passed in the blink of an eye. ”

My brother cried: "I didn't expect to repeat the mistakes of the past, the hard work of the past year!" It's been in vain! I knew I was reincarnated wrong. She tricked me here. She beckoned and said, "Come, come, come to me." I'm really coming. I didn't take the train, I walked on two short legs. Woo woo woo Along the way, there are mountains and rivers, mountains and mountains, lofty mountains, the four seasons change, one will be cold and one will be hot, and there are monsters eating me. I was scared to death. I ran for my life. The sadness of this journey is hard to write. ”

My sister said with tears in her eyes: "Not really! Brother, you are still a little burden, I carried you on my back. ”

"No, I carried you on my back. You are mistaken. Sister. In fact, we are sisters and brothers, not brothers and sisters. Mother, he's mistaken. My son corrected seriously.

I smiled and said, "No, you are brothers and sisters, because there are still hundreds of millions of brothers!" ”

When the two sisters and brothers heard this, they were frightened again.

"What? And an older brother who has never seen it? Did my brother go to a fork in the road, should I go over and find him? We went to rescue my brother, and my brother needed our rescue. Oops, he's in trouble. "My sister is pulling my brother and I'm going to go to the fork in the road to look around.

I've been keeping a close eye on my two kids' every move, um. No one in my house can communicate with my two children, only I can communicate with my three children, our mother and son, for a year. But the people in the house are very cooperative with me, they are used to it, I will spend time talking to my children and playing with them, and everyone in the house understands them.

I was distracted and said to the four grandmothers in reality: "I want to eat a bowl of full rice and then it's not too late to go on the road." After all, it is extremely dangerous for a woman to give birth to a child. I don't want to separate the two of you. It's just that I want to eat a bowl of full rice. Now doesn't seem to be the time to run around, after all, there are not enough people. Oops, what should I do about this problem? ”

The five of them said in unison, "Otherwise, you can't bear that there is no one in the kitchen, and it's already locked." It is true that there is no food to eat. ”