Meihua Linghan 159, investigate the amount of salt and sugar in Sifu
The Emperor pointed at us all in annoyance and scolded, "In short, everything must be found out. I want to see which of you has eaten salt, and who has eaten sugar, and how much each of you has eaten. Yinzhen, you will give me an explanation tomorrow night. ”
When Yin Zhen heard this, he had no choice but to nod and agree.
I wittily stood with the emperor and said, "I have a large number of children, and I think that I and my children are going to eat well, and we should be pardoned, so there is no need to investigate." ”
When the emperor heard this, he nodded.
That's how I got face. A lot of people were shocked.
I quickly left the group, walked to the front, and found an open space to stand. The women of the four mansions were all embarrassed and worried.
More than two hours later
I didn't expect that there was a guard commander who was too capable, and he found evidence at once. I found the record of salt used in the past year recorded in a certain book in the kitchen of Sifu.
The middle-aged guard commander said, "Your Majesty, I remember it clearly in this book. First of all, in the past six months, the one who ate the most salt was Guo Luo Luo Fujin. The second place is the fourth elder brother and Chang Fujin, and everyone else adds up to the third. In the past year, the fourth elder brother who ate the most salt was alone, and Chang Fujin and the others combined ranked second. So what about using sugar...... "He paused, flipped through a few pages, and then continued, "The one who uses sugar the most is still Guo Luo Luofujin, who has used sugar the most in the past year. I heard that it was to make a sweet delicacy. Then the second most is Yinzhen who took the lead in the house. So the most oil used is ...... and Chang Fujin won alone. Yinzhen is the fourth most brother. ”
"Got it. My son is the master of the four mansions, and it doesn't matter if he eats a little more oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. As for the other female dependents, why do you eat so much? The emperor looked at Concubine De and asked, "Concubine De, what is the seventh article of women's virtue?" Tell them about it. ”
Concubine De stood up and said sternly in front of us: "Eat every day, eat every year, and don't exceed the upper limit." Violators are good and above last year. If you even fail the fight, it will be very serious. Eat so much salt, sugar, and oil, do you want to become fat pigs? The fifth article of women's morality is not in line with it. The body is important and appropriate, and you can't be too fat or too thin. There are no rules. Concubine De said this and listened to the order, "Come on, weigh the palace immediately, and see who is not up to standard!" ”
"Wow!" Many of the maid guards of the Mama Palace immediately responded.
Everyone present will line up to weigh their heights and weights.
I was the seventh woman to be weighed, because I was pregnant, so I referred to the criteria for pregnant women, and it turned out that I was qualified, not fat or thin, which was good. The emperor saw that I was qualified, and was very satisfied, and as soon as he waved my hand and shouted to me to pass, I ran over happily, and the emperor pointed with his hand, and I sat on the small bench on the ground. This small bench was still sitting on when the prince was a child, and I felt very honored to suddenly take it out and use it for me.
Yinzhen is the fourteenth person to be weighed.
A grandmother read aloud: "Yinzhen is nine feet tall, it's okay." The weight is one hundred and thirty-four pounds, which is too light. Not up to standard. ”
"Huh?" Concubine De deliberately showed a surprised expression. Then Concubine De sat down and began to cry. The emperor also felt unbearable and thought that Yinzhen was very pitiful.
Suddenly, the fourth elder pointed at the women of the four mansions and scolded: "It's all you women, and the fourth elder brother of the son of the palace has lost weight." You are selfish. ”
I quickly replied, "Is Acacia thin?" ”
Concubine De was surprised when she heard this, and asked, "Isn't Yinzhen tired and thin because she worked too hard?" What kind of acacia is thin? ”
The guard uncle immediately took out another red book from his arms, immediately opened it to a page in the middle, and then read it out loud: "Qiyu Concubine De Niangniang, in the past four months and twenty-seven days in the four mansions, only four women have chatted and walked with the fourth elder brother, and they have not done anything else, and there are no other things. This lovesick thin thinks that's what it means. No wonder the fourth elder brother turned his grief and anger into appetite, and ate salt and sugar again. That's what happened, but I didn't expect it. The fourth elder brother went to be a monk. ”
The emperor laughed when he heard this, pointed to the fourth elder brother and said, "I didn't expect the fourth elder brother to learn from me." Hahahaha, I work hard for state affairs, Yinzhen, why are you? ”
The fourth elder brother was not smart this time, and replied casually: "For women." ”
The emperor scolded: "I am so busy that you are idle. You're still for women, you've lost weight! You're so interesting. ”
I also said quickly: "For Yi to make people haggard!" That's what it means. When the fourth child saw the statue of Nuwa Niangniang, he was really embarrassed. Why? Snatch back the one that has been placed in Sifu...... The Bodhisattva Temple. The fourth child goes to take a look every day, and I don't know what to see, but the sculpture of Nuwa Niangniang is very beautiful, it is simply amazing."
When the emperor heard this, he suddenly stopped being angry, but laughed.
Yin Zhen immediately said cheekily: "Erchen did get a white jade sculpture of Nuwa Niangniang a while ago, and he was thinking about dedicating it to Huang Ama without other meaning. ”
I said casually: "The fourth child recently adopted a little black." Very intimate. ”
"Huh?" The Emperor was astonished. Emperor Kangxi immediately looked at the fourth child with strange eyes.
"Ahahahaha." Many royal relatives and officials died of laughter.
I then said casually: "Recently, the fourth child took a bath, and he actually wanted to put a small loach, which is really strange." ”
When the emperor heard this, his face changed, and he said in a strange way: "Why are you? Did I give you a weird brain? ”
A certain general laughed, but did not say anything, and the general quickly covered his mouth.
I immediately said to the fourth child: "I heard that other people are not feeling well, so they put a little leech on their bodies, and you put loaches on their bodies, why are you?" ”
Unexpectedly, the fourth child said seriously: "I just want to watch the little loaches swim." Then I will know how the child swims in your belly. That's why I was curious, and that's why I did it. It's not a big deal. You've done a lot to listen to the information around me. ”
The emperor relieved me and said, "I want you to take care of it." Hum. ”
Concubine De said suddenly: "Fucha Xiaoxue is really careless, she has no experience, and she doesn't know how to serve Yinzhen. There are almost no more people in charge of the house. The concubine wanted to arrange a few experienced grandmothers in the house to give them some advice, and after a year and a half, she explained all the rules before it was over. ”
The emperor smiled and nodded: "Okay, it should be." The child is still young and should be taken with him. I see that the nurse can also be prepared, and the nurse should be waiting for the baby a month before the child is born. ”
Concubine De said with a smile: "Yes, I know." Be sure to let your child have milk. ”