Chapter Forty-Eight: The Golden Potty
Shao Yifan said unhurriedly: "I heard that you are also an appraiser, Zheng Yanxia, an appraiser of Xinxing Jewelry Store, right?" Why can't you even look at the fineness of gold, how do you usually identify it for others? ”
"You don't care how I appraise people, you can tell a reason." Zheng Yanxia also felt a little embarrassed, he was also an appraiser, and he was ridiculed by this junior.
"There is a saying about the identification of gold."
Shao Yifan immediately said: "Seven green, eight yellow, nine five red, yellow and white with gray and half gold, this is all counted, the proportion of cyan gold accounts for 70 percent, and so on, the fineness of this gold is half gold, the metallurgical process before the Han Dynasty is not good, and the gold ratio after the Han Dynasty is high, this is not the Han Dynasty, what age?" ”
"This ······"
Zheng Yanxia really didn't expect Shao Yifan to say it, so he was stunned for a moment before saying, "Then tell me about it, what is this?" ”
"You can see the shape at a glance!"
Shao Yifan deliberately pouted and provoked him: "You really don't know anything?" ”
This sentence made Zheng Yanxia's face flush even more, and even Ren Tianfang and the three of them were a little dizzy, what Shao Yifan said really made sense?
There was even more laughter below, all laughing at Zheng Yanxia, who was also an appraiser and didn't know anything.
"Don't be so ugly!"
Zheng Yanxia said with a flushed face: "Why don't I know? This is a wine urn, everyone can tell, and it is still a palace article, right? ”
"Court supplies are true, but they are definitely not wine urns."
Shao Yifan smiled: "It seems that you don't know much about the situation in the Han Dynasty, as an appraiser, you are not qualified, I will tell you about it." ”
This was crazy enough, and everyone laughed again.
"Liu Xin, the filial piety emperor of the Western Han Dynasty, loves male style ······"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Is this Liu Xin's baby? What does it mean to love men? ”
"You don't understand anything, so I'll just say it's more popular, the fetish of broken sleeves, do you understand?"
Shao Yifan said with a smile: "Let's put it more plainly, Liu Xin likes men, do you understand?" ”
Everyone immediately laughed, and it was really popular.
"Little cub, what are you talking nonsense?"
Zheng Yanxia's teased face was flushed, and he didn't speak politely: "Why don't you pull it on Sun Wukong?" Everyone is waiting for you to tell you what it is, what kind of sleeve-breaking fetish you are telling me, that you need to tell me about it as a child? ”
"I said that you still don't understand, and if you don't say it, you don't understand."
Shao Yifan smiled, and then said: "Every time Liu Xin gets up at night, he will ask a man to hold this thing and pee on him, to put it simply, this thing is the potty of the filial piety emperor, if you don't understand, ask it earlier, why don't you drink it less?" ”
Now everyone laughed even more, it turned out to be a night pot, the emperor used a golden night pot, it is also possible, just now Zheng Yanxia said that it was a wine urn, it seems that this night pot is really used to drink!
"You······ It's just nonsense, bullshit! ”
Zheng Yanxia was so angry: "I haven't used this thing to drink at all, and it's not a night pot!" ”
"This has a source, I don't believe you go back and read the book carefully and study it well."
Shao Yifan said with a smile: "I'm still an appraiser, how can I identify others?" It's also called Zheng Yanxia, I think you are blind! ”
Everyone laughed on and off the stage, and I don't know how Shao Yifan was connected, it's really homophonic.
"Little cub, run into such a nonsense two hundred and five of you!"
Zheng Yanxia was also so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he didn't ask about the price, he turned around and left: "Count me unlucky!" ”
Shao Yifan sat back with a smile.
"Yifan, haven't you read the book Master gave you?"
Old man Ren Tianfang couldn't help laughing: "Zheng Yanxia is right, the Han Dynasty was blinded by you, but it is indeed a amphora wine urn, one of the palace wine vessels." ”
"Master, I haven't finished reading it yet, but he's here to find trouble."
Shao Yifan said in a low voice: "I'm just angry with him, and he doesn't know what it is anyway." ”
The old man Ren Tianfang couldn't help laughing out loud, he had been appraised for a lifetime, and he had never seen such an appraisal, who could be angry and who had the final say, and he could do it as a baby apprentice.
At this time, Shi Xie stabbed Shao Yifan in the back again: "Boy, it seems that someone is looking for trouble again, when I discussed with them yesterday, there was this person, and he was holding a blue and white porcelain vase." ”
"That's him!"
Fei Hua also said: "Look at his nervous appearance, he is going to touch porcelain, let's not touch him, otherwise it will not be clear!" ”
"Oh, that's him!"
Shao Yifan immediately nodded and said in Shi Xie's ear: "Old Shi, when he comes up in a while, you drag the red carpet on the ground, which is the one I laid later, be careful not to push too hard, just make his feet unstable." ”
"What do you mean, kid?"
Shi Xie rolled his strange eyes, suddenly figured it out, and laughed: "Good boy, there is you!" ”
Shi Xie immediately stood up, came behind the table, grabbed the carpet with one hand, and waited for the man to come up.
After a while, the young man holding the blue and white porcelain vase walked up, still cautious, very nervous.
Shi Xie pushed slightly hard and tugged at the long carpet.
The young man was a little nervous, for fear that the porcelain vase in his arms would break if it was not placed on the table, and he walked up step by step, and suddenly his feet were unstable, and he was startled, and quickly stretched out a hand to maintain balance.
With such a move, the blue and white porcelain vase in his arms suddenly shattered and scattered all over the ground.
"Ah······ Ah! The young man also exclaimed, dumbfounded.
Led by Ren Tianfang, Gao Chen and Yang Xiao, they all exclaimed, and the three of them saw that this treasure was very good, it may be the most valuable treasure of all the appearances today, and it was broken like this!
"This big brother, there is a problem with your porcelain, right?"
Shao Yifan stood up: "Is it broken?" You didn't fall, you didn't walk to the stage, and you broke when you let go? What else do you identify with such porcelain? ”
"This ······ There's something wrong with your carpets! ”
The young man's face turned white with fright, and he said angrily, "If I don't shake it, it won't break." ”
"What do you think this is? Eggs? Scattered yellow in a flash? ”
Shao Yifan said with a smile: "This is porcelain, it won't break if it doesn't fall, I'm sorry, you go down, ask another treasure holder to come up and identify it." ”
The young man was also stunned, he never expected this kind of accident, even if he wanted to touch porcelain, there was no way to touch it again!
In the laughter of everyone, I could only bow my head and pick up the porcelain piece by piece, and I was even more nervous, and I got off the stage in a daze.
In fact, in the crowd in the audience, there are three people who are more distressed than him, and even their livers hurt, that is, Fang Zhendong and Chen Zhong, millions of things, in order to clean up Shao Yifan, they were smashed, but they broke before they got to the stage, they didn't get any money, and they lost millions!
"Yifan, this treasure······ What a pity! ”
Ren Tianfang didn't know what was going on, sighed and said: "It seems to be the blue and white porcelain of the Yuan Dynasty, which is generally produced by the official kiln, and it is worth a lot of money, so it's ······ Alas! ”
The three master appraisers were a little sorry.
"Master, two elders, that person touches porcelain!"
Shao Yifan said with a smile: "He hasn't fallen yet, so how can the porcelain be broken?" Yesterday, Shi Lao and Uncle Fei said that it was Fang Zhendong and his son who were doing ghosts, don't be a pity for you! ”
"Huh?" The three old men were stunned and looked at Shao Yifan fixedly.
At this time, someone came up to appraise again, and the three old men didn't have time to ask carefully, so they appraised it again.
"Boy, your master and the two old men are old, it's time to rest for a while."
Shi Xie stabbed Shao Yifan again in the back: "I think they can't bear it, let's talk about it in the afternoon!" ”
"Grave robber, you're trying to drink, aren't you?"
Fei Hua said with a smile: "You just say it, the kid can not agree." ”
Shao Yifan was also amused by the two of them, Shi Evil wanted to drink, this is the truth, the master and the two masters are indeed a little tired.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my master has been appraising all morning, and I am really a little tired."
Shao Yifan stood up and arched his hand and said, "Forgive me, continue in the afternoon!" ”
This in itself is a gratuitous treasure appreciation, the three old men are not young, everyone can understand, although there is a long-term queue, no one really says anything.
Shao Yifan took the three old men off the stage, found Ren Jiaqi, and the seven of them sat down in a nearby hotel.
"Yifan, you've made progress recently!"
Ren Jiaqi said with a smile on her face: "The identification of that commode is very powerful, and it defeated the blind eye!" ”
"You girl, you also follow Yifan nonsense!"
Ren Tianfang couldn't help it, and said with a smile: "That's not a potty, it's indeed a amphora, it's just that Zheng Yanxia was stunned, and he couldn't say anything about Xiaofan!" ”
"Huh? Isn't it a potty? Ren Jiaqi's eyes widened and she was also dizzy.
This sentence made several old people laugh, and some people really believe in Shao Yifan!
"By the way, there were a lot of people just now, and I didn't have time to ask."
Ren Tianfang only remembered the person behind him at this time, looked at Shao Yifan and asked, "What is going on with this blue and white porcelain vase who came up from behind?" ”
"This man is indeed touching porcelain."
Shao Yifan said seriously: "Yesterday, Uncle Fei and Shi Lao heard that they discussed, and he smashed it. ”
"Huh?"
A few old men exclaimed: "Are they really willing? Have a holiday with you? ”
"Well, it's a bit of a holiday."
Shao Yifan said with a smile: "I guess they must not dare to use bad porcelain to identify, and they dare not stick it, so they can't escape the eyes of the three old men, they must be broken, stitched together, and reluctantly placed on the table, and when you move, it will be broken immediately, and I let Shi Lao drag the carpet." ”
Only then did a few people understand what was going on, and they were amused again, and they could figure out the way to pull the carpet, no wonder the young man was unsteady on his feet.
"It's still my old man's credit."
Shi Xie smiled and said: "There is a table on that carpet, and it is still very long, except for my old man's deep internal strength, no one else can move it!" ”
"Alright, don't blow it!"
Fei Hua pulled Shi Xie along, stood up and said: "Let's go, let's take a look at those guys, they were angry in the morning, and they lost millions, and it's strange if they don't go crazy in the afternoon, ask the kid about the news!" ”
"Boy, then my old man won't drink it first, and he will definitely make it up for me at night!" Shi Xie obviously didn't drink well, but this was a serious matter, so he followed Fei Hua out of the private room.