"Madame! Come on, come on! The son hasn't asked for it yet, huh! Let's go to King Mu's mansion to ask for a son? Yin Zhen said with kind words and advice.

Sure enough, Yinzhen's trick worked, and Guo Luo Luo got into the carriage again.

The gorgeous carriage of the four mansions of Yinzhen quickly went away. The common people are gone.

But an old woman on the street said: "Yinzhen is blessed, such a smart Guo Luo Luo clan even if he says a few words casually, it is very reasonable." Yinzhen has her, why worry about no good future? Guo Luo Luo is really ice and snow smart. And it's not rare at all for the fourth elder brother of their emperor's family! ”

An old man said: "Guo Luo Luo's clan is quarreling and maintaining Yinzhen's face." It's a good reputation. What a clever and virtuous way! ”

Inside the palace and in the study

Emperor Kangxi heard that there was a loss on the street.

Emperor Kangxi said casually in the first sentence: "Oh, this Guo Luo Luo clan is so tricky!" I thought I could just get rid of it. I didn't expect it to be so tricky! So vicious! I just want to blackmail something more from me! Greed to death white-eyed wolf! Guo Luoluo's family is really good at raising a daughter! Empty gloves white wolf! Pull oneself up by one’s bootstraps! Cheeky is the common people, the poor have money, and she can cheat it. This shrewd ghost Guo Luo Luo really hates it to death! Greedy, vicious, hateful, and selfish! Thick-skinned! Bold too! actually scolded Yinzhen to the bloody head! In the future, Yinzhen will not be able to raise his head, and he will not be a good man, so he will have to be a dog and a beggar! This witch is really tall! Oh, I've been treated like a fool before, and it's really clumsy! I'm an old hunter, and I actually pecked the little female eagle! Oh, it seems that this Guo Luo Luo clan will be greedy and selfish at every turn in the future, and he will blackmail a lot of wealth from me. No, I'll have to find a way to watch out for her as soon as possible! Yinzhen didn't have a concubine, so I used a concubine to suppress her. Aha. and let her be angry and die in the future. Let her bow her head and be a pug in front of Chang Fujin for the rest of her life! Hahaha...... Interesting, okay, that's it. I'm the smartest person ever. No one can think of being smarter than me. Hehehe. ”

Three days later

Yinzhen and Guo Luoluo have been eating and drinking for nothing in King Mu's mansion for three days.

The two couples are like starving ghosts reincarnated, they simply eat and drink, eat fragrant and drink spicy. King Mu's mansion is indeed rich. Because of the situation, Mu Wangye was an uncle, and he was embarrassed to drive people away. Prince Mu, the housekeeper of Fujin, the concubines, and the children all drove past Yinzhen and his wife. But the two were thick-skinned and refused to leave. However, the only good result is that Prince Gege Mu admitted that he was indeed his own little daughter, and Prince Mu snatched it and hugged it, and the relationship between father and daughter was good.

Early in the morning of the fourth day

The emperor is here, pretending to be a great civil official. The clothes don't fit yet. The servants of the Mu Mansion had never seen the emperor, so they were very embarrassed, as long as they watched carefully. The emperor saw Yinzhen, Yinzhen was not in the fishing pond, and he had already caught two big, four small and six carp. At first, the emperor didn't expect it, and it took more than two hours to shop. A little girl recognized it and kindly reminded the emperor: "Your Majesty, this carp means blessing, and the fourth master can't catch it and eat it." ”

"Huh? Oops, I remembered that it was indeed the tradition of giving birth to a child and releasing carp. Stupid son, he actually caught the released carp, and sunburned the carp alive, and died of thirst. After the emperor finished speaking, he immediately walked quickly to the river, and sure enough, Yinzhen was on his stove. was so angry that the emperor personally punched and kicked Yinzhen is body. Not far away, a small bag of shells and crabs was smeared in the water, isn't it the side Fujin Guo Luo Luo. Guo Luoluo was dressed as a maid and a poor girl, and she seemed to have surfaced from the bottom of the river just now, swam to the shore, and immediately went ashore, revealing most of her body. Guo Luo Luo just raised his eyes to see Yinzhen being beaten, not only was he distressed, but he also looked at the excitement of watching the show, and laughed happily.

The emperor scolded angrily: "Is there a daughter-in-law like you? How did you teach you? It's presumptuous. It's not going to work. It's really unseemly. Six auspicious carp were killed in the sun within a week. Killing is a crime. How did I give birth to such a stupid son? Guo Luo Luo, it's all because you're stupid, and Yinzhen has become stupid with you. ”

Guo Luo Luo grinned, and after a while he answered the emperor's question: "Huang Ama is Yinzhen said that he suddenly became interested, he said that he wanted to go into the water, and he didn't know how to water." He had no choice but to arrest the carp that was easy to catch by the river. This carp is so stupid! ”

"Huh?" Emperor Kangxi was shocked and thought, "I still don't have any hope." People with stupid brains really can't communicate. Intelligence is too low and not on a level! Yinzhen is really going back more and more. Originally, the level of intelligence was quite high, and it was so high. The emperor silently compared his right hand to his chest, and then he thought, "It's a pity that now Yinzhen's IQ is low, and he is already short to the soles of his feet." The Emperor squatted down, and compared the soles of his feet with his left hand, and pressed his left hand on the ground and on the grass.

The emperor sighed again and again.

Suddenly, Stupid Yinzhen shouted: "Oops, it's finally on fire." This is the most basic and simplest way to drill wood for fire, and it is not easy! Oops, my hands hurt. ”

"Huh?" The Emperor looked back and walked up to see that his sixteen-year-old son had made a funny joke and dug a small pit in the dirt on the bank of the river, and in the pit there was a clay stove, which was knee-high above the ground. Next to it was a new iron bucket with a one-foot-high and wide mouth. It is estimated that it is used to cook fish.

The emperor couldn't help but laugh and asked, "Yes, Emperor Ama, do you want to eat?" It was meant to be grilled fish. Forget it, the smoke is big. Changed to boiled fish. ”

"You stupid thing! Kill it! Loud carp, you can eat it too! You're a dead man! You are so unlucky! "The emperor punched and kicked Yinzhen, but the guards only knew the official uniform, not Emperor Kangxi. The officials of Emperor Kangxi were immediately pressed to the ground and arrested, and Emperor Kangxi was still resisting, but he tied up the guards and planned to drag them away.

Guo Luoluo came over and said with pity in front of the emperor: "Huang Ama, he only wants to make boiled fish, not water eel!" ”

"Huh?" Many of the guards were already the emperor's mouth wide open in complete surprise.

I said with a lot of tongues: "The fish is called boiled fish when you put it down, and the dragon is called ...... Boiled dragon! Uhhhh ”

I'm giggling and addicted. But Yinzhen and I have many concubines in the Mu Palace, and the emperor issued a holy decree in a fit of anger to cook me especially in the cold water vat. But I was in a lively street next to the entrance of the vegetable market, and I was standing in the vat, exposing my shoulders. I'm 1.72 meters tall.

Many of the people knew me, and many of them pointed at me and laughed to death when they saw that I was about to cook the water.

A twelve-year-old kid laughed at me and said, "Big sister is going to boil fish today." Aha. ”

An uncle smiled and said: "It turned out to be this villain, Guo Luo Luo's Fujin in Sifu, it's better to boil her to death and eliminate harm for the people." Aha. ”