My brain immediately made up for the plot for me.

Autumn is halfway over

It's mid-morning.

It turned out that the old emperor in his sixties was playing a game of hide and seek with the palace maids and guards. It's just that I didn't expect that I, who didn't look like an outsider, hid in the corner and sneaked in to find a target, and the old emperor who was blindfolded happened to overhear me talking to himself just now.

The emperor got angry and immediately walked out, stood in the corridor and began to think cranky. But my wisdom told me that this old emperor is not Emperor Kangxi, but Emperor Kangxi's father is Shunzhiye, who is sixty-five years old this year.

The insect son clapped his hands and applauded, jumping in my ears and gloating: "Mother, you are naughty, and you have said that the good emperor of Shunzhi is an imposter player!" See how you end! Aha......"

For my heartless son, I had to put it aside and endure my anger.

I immediately crawled out with a rolling belt, and soon crawled behind the emperor, I took out a very respectful posture and knelt down with the emperor and eagerly explained: "If you go back to the emperor, the villain said it...... It's his own, the villain is talking nonsense and talking to himself. The villain did not name names! Didn't refer to anyone! The villain says he's an imposter! ”

Sixty-five-year-old Shunzhi Ye raised his right foot and kicked me back in the face, oops, it hurts! I was dizzy and spinning, my eyes were dark, my head was ringing in my ears, I didn't know what was going on, I really fainted without any breath.

But the plot continues. The next thing is that a guard came over and took the opportunity to kick me twice, and I woke up, and the team to which the female guard belonged was derelict in her duties, and the female guard was immediately pulled and beaten.

When I woke up, I was still in the corridor just now, and Emperor Shunzhi ignored me and left a long time ago. There were a lot of guards in the hallway, and no one cared about me. Because my gorgeous official uniform is very decent.

It turned out that I was the dignified female marquis [Situ puppet].

One of the guards who had the foresight to see the guards coming, immediately bowed to me and said, "Master Hou, why are you here?" Just now, a good man appeared in the palace at this moment, and all our guards were busy. The Marquis is also responsible for the palace guard patrol. Master Hou, why don't you go and get beaten too. This is an order from the emperor. ”

I couldn't laugh or cry, and immediately stood up,

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "I'm telling you, there can be a second explanation for the assassins, such as juggling. ”

"Huh? What do you mean by that the people who come in are jugglers? Not an assassin? It's already like this, how do you get it? ”

I thought for a moment and said wittily: "As long as the captured assassin can play a juggling skill, he is a juggler." ”

"Oh, okay, okay, let's do it for the little ones." After saying that, the guard immediately left.

I sighed, and the Emperor suddenly came over to my right, and I quickly retreated to the position against the wall and quickly knelt down on one knee. The emperor was in a hurry, but when he saw me, he deliberately made a color, meaning that I should follow. I immediately stood up and hurried to follow the emperor. The emperor and I have always kept a distance of three meters and six meters.

After that, more than 60 of us suddenly stopped, and I turned my head to see that it was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old princess in a princess cheongsam lying on the ground, crying and crying very pitifully, and her hair was disheveled, and her clothes were torn in several places, and she was covered in dirty mud.

"Hey, what's going on?" The emperor turned around and asked all the minions.

A thin father-in-law couldn't wait to be the first to speak: "The sixteenth princess, she must be with the future concubine, the Ming Dynasty concubine has a temper again." Oops, these two are really enemies. It's going to be a mess every three or five days. The princess is always bullied like this. The two are vindictive, and the princess is always at a disadvantage. Oops, the minion really can't stand it. But this [Min Changchun] is the princess's sweetheart, which is not explained. ”

A little father-in-law immediately said to himself: "The princess played with the palace maid to catch the eagle and catch the chicken, and the princess accidentally fell off." Hehehehehe. ”

Not to be outdone, the third old man was also in a hurry to speak: "The princess is not like she fell, but ...... Instead, he had a strange disease. ”

When the seventeen or eighteen-year-old princess heard this, she immediately lay down on the ground and performed what is called sheep epilepsy and suddenly sent a message. The princess plays the role of a cramping body, a trembling sheep, an epilepsy, and a patient full of vividness.

I was the fourth to speak after him, but I was smart enough to say to the emperor: "Your Majesty, the princess is juggling." It must be some kind of show. Oops, that's hard work. ”

Sure enough, I was lucky, and the emperor accepted my speculation.

Sure enough, the princess jumped out, and the princess stood up with a carp, but immediately knelt down again for the emperor. It turned out that this was a granddaughter, I was mistaken.

The princess looked ashamed and said, "Grandson goldfish knocks on the emperor's grandfather." Grandpa Huang auspicious! The grandson was presumptuous in front of the imperial grandfather just now, and it was not unorthodox, and the grandson knew his mistake. ”

Suddenly, I noticed that the princess's red belly pocket was showing a horn. I thought it was strange, as if I had seen it somewhere.

"Nasty, what are you peeking at me for? Look at me with a squint! Hum! "The princess stood up and suddenly attacked me, and it seemed that she had been looking at me unpleasantly, and that I was about to be unlucky.

But I saw the emperor turn his head to look at me, and I was very clever and explained: "Your Majesty, the little one thinks that the princess's belly pocket seems to have seen it somewhere. But I can't remember it. This doesn't seem to be a serious belly pocket. ”

In this way, I emphasized that I was not serious and cleared myself. The Emperor went over and pulled it out and looked at it himself. The princess is thick-skinned and shows it to the imperial grandfather casually.

The emperor also thought it was a bargain belly pocket and asked, "Where did it come from?" A bargain on the market? It's too unorthodox. ”

I suddenly thought of something, and immediately walked behind the emperor and explained: "If you go back to the emperor, this kind of belly pocket seems to be quite popular among the people. And the saying is also very auspicious, as if it can please the lottery. But it's very unseemly that this kind of belly pocket can be red, because it is a glamorous woman who relies on this kind of belly pocket to transport. ”

When the emperor heard this, he immediately pushed the princess away, and the princess immediately ran away. The emperor smiled with interest and asked, "What kind of story, let's hear it." ”

I thought about it for a while and said slowly: "That erotic woman seems to be married to a great talent. This great talent seems to be called ...... Xiao Ziruo! ”

"Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Ziruo. I didn't expect it to be him. No wonder many women are vying to follow suit and are willing to wear this embarrassing and vulgar low-grade belly pocket. A commander-in-chief then said.

I walked up to him, I grabbed his shoulder, he was too tall, and he bent down. I continued to sing with him and said: "This Xiao Ziruo is known for his beauty. The women on the rivers and lakes were fascinated. These other little girls and daughters-in-law naturally can't resist it. Oh, this Beijing atmosphere is too glamorous and vulgar! ”