Chapter 81: The Naughty Daughter-in-law
I went out to find Li Lin, and it took only four or five minutes to go back and forth, and the horsetail and short hair were also collecting grain and grass on the upper floor of the cattle pen to build a bunk.
Now the rags are gone, and the daughter-in-law can only take them.
Knowing that it wouldn't fall into the hands of others, I wasn't so panicked, so I pulled up the quilt and looked for it again, and I got under the bed.
I couldn't find it, so I walked up to my daughter-in-law and asked her angrily, "Did you take my things?" ”
I didn't use the word stealing, I thought we were a family, and it wasn't stealing.
The stupid daughter-in-law looked at me with watery eyes, shook her head and said she didn't take it.
I've looked everywhere and can't see it, who else could she have taken it?
At home, I was not polite to her, and reached out to pull her to her feet and said, "I'm going to be searched!" ”
The stupid daughter-in-law was a little aggrieved, pouting and being very unhappy.
She often slept with me, and I didn't make it a little bad, so I naturally searched for her, but my daughter-in-law's skirt was made of special material, and it felt as smooth as silk, and it was not as cold and thin as silk.
The rags I brought out of the dungeon were so thin that she couldn't touch them through her clothes if she hid them on her body, unless she took off her clothes and rummaged through them.
It's just that kind of thing, I'm shy to think about.
I haven't even seen that rag, I don't know if it's a word or a picture, if it's something important, and it's not missed?
And she's my daughter-in-law, so there's nothing to search for.
Thinking about it, I coaxed my daughter-in-law to lie down and looked at the skirt, the skirt is more cumbersome, it is many layers superimposed, and it can't be taken off at once.
When I first started, I was a little crooked to see how my daughter-in-law was different from us boys.
But the complicated skirt buttons made my head sweat, and my crooked mind was gone.
My daughter-in-law is very well-behaved, and her big eyes look at me very purely, as if to tell me to hurry up.
Before I knew it, I had climbed into bed and clung to my daughter-in-law to sort out the complicated skirt.
After tinkering, I feel that it is too difficult, thinking about it, it is no wonder that the ancients will fall behind, and the time is used to wear clothes, can civilization progress?
I wiped the beads of sweat from my head and was so tired that I lay on top of my daughter-in-law.
Her big eyes flashed, and she asked me timidly, "Husband, have you found it?" ”
"Nope!" I saw that her little mouth was very beautiful, not particularly red, but moist and shiny, and I couldn't help but kiss it.
Then he pointed at her little nose and said coakingly: "Wife, why don't you take off your clothes yourself, I will tremble and see, if you are not there, it will prove that you didn't take it?" ”
The daughter-in-law blinked with big eyes and did not respond.
When I saw that she was stupid, I guess I didn't understand what I meant, so I had to do it myself, tossing back and forth for twenty minutes, and then I barely pulled away the outer layers of skirts.
There was only a thin layer of veil left inside, but the concealment was still very good, and nothing could be seen.
I looked closely, but I didn't find the rags.
So he coaxed his daughter-in-law and asked her to raise her little hand like a white lotus, ready to pull down her skirt and look for it carefully.
Looking at her beautiful face, I felt a little uneasy again, and I felt the urge to press it, but before I could do it, my mother suddenly pushed the door and rushed in.
My daughter-in-law's hands are raised, and they are still pressed tightly by me, this posture ......
My mother stood at the door stunned, rushed in and grabbed me, slapped me twice on the buttocks, and scolded: "You little rabbit, how old are you, you know how to bully Xiaoyue?" ”
Scolding in her mouth, my mother had already helped her daughter-in-law up, pulled her skirt up, and at the same time did not forget to educate me and said: "You child, Yue'er doesn't agree, how can you force her!" ”
In the countryside, there are people who are my age and are about to become fathers, and my mother doesn't like to hear this.
And I didn't force my daughter-in-law, I just searched my body to see if she had stolen my things.
But at this moment, I was a little panicked, my face was hot, and I didn't think to explain, until my mother protected my daughter-in-law, I said: "I didn't want to bully her, she took my things and refused to hand them over, so I searched her." ”
I'm telling the truth.
As a result, before my mother could speak, my daughter-in-law said aggrievedly: "Mom, he just bullied me!" The daughter-in-law said, rubbing her eyes with her hands, and she was so aggrieved that she was about to cry.
My eyes were wide open, staring at her incredulously.
It's not surprising if she's outside, she's slandering me, after all, she's a fierce and good old monster outside, but at home, she's like the second fool in the village.
As soon as my mother heard this, she took the feather duster duster in the room and was about to whip me, so scared that I dared to quibble, rushed to the door, looked back at the door, and just saw my daughter-in-law carrying my mother, naughtily squeezing her eyes at me, looking like she was underpumping.
At that moment, the anger in my heart was ignited, but it was quickly cooled by a thought.
Could it be that Yin Village's suppression of her daughter-in-law has weakened, and she is not stupid?
But when I think about it, I don't think it should be so fast, even if my father is helping his daughter-in-law by building a road in the village, the road has not been repaired yet, and the broken dragon line will work?
Looking at the sly smile on my daughter-in-law's face, I shuddered, shrunk my shoulders, and knew that the rag would not come back for a while, so I quickly closed the door.
My mother didn't chase it out, I didn't run away, I leaned on the door and eavesdropped, and I heard my mother comforting my daughter-in-law, saying that my daughter-in-law and I are husband and wife, and some things are going to be done sooner or later.
Listening to it, I felt that my mother didn't blame me, but persuaded my daughter-in-law to cooperate with me, and even asked my daughter-in-law to teach me.
"I don't want her to teach, I want to do it myself, and turn her from a girl to a woman!"
I was muttering outside the door, and when I heard footsteps in the house, I hurried out into the yard.
It was already dark outside, and in order to make it easier for them to clean up the room, my mother pulled a light bulb out.
A table was set up in the courtyard with several large bowls of chicken and potatoes.
I have to say, my mother is really good to her daughter-in-law, looking at the amount of chicken, counting the two cents eaten, it is estimated that she killed several big roosters.
Thinking of my daughter-in-law slandering me, I still feel a little angry in my heart. But this will Li Lin jump down from the bullpen building, and the ponytail and short hair are also ready to come down, and I can't say anything.
My mother pulled her daughter-in-law out and brought her a big bowl of chicken blood before beckoning us to eat.
Probably because she thought the food was shabby, my mother wiped her hands on her apron and said to her ponytail and short hair with some embarrassment: "There's nothing to eat in the country, so you can make do with it." ”
The ponytail and short hair ignored my mother, and looked at the things on the table, frowning, obviously thinking that the food cost of five hundred yuan was not worth it.
I took a bite of the artichoke, put all the fire on my daughter-in-law and son-in-law, and said to my mother: "Mom, you don't know, these eldest ladies are tired of eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and they are thinking about changing the taste. ”
The ponytail and short hair glared at me when they heard this, and I sneered, "What do you see?" If you don't like to live, you don't like to eat, so hurry up! ”
I didn't tell my mom where they came from, or what they came for. I don't want my mother to know too much about Xuanmen, lest she worry all day long.
"You kid, look at how you talk!" My mom reprimanded me, pulled her apron and smiled at the ponytail, "Wait, I'm going to stir-fry!" ”
As soon as my mother left, my daughter-in-law came and sat next to me.
Rural people, the stools for eating are four-legged benches, this kind of stools have a characteristic, that is, like a seesaw, a person can only sit in the middle, if two people sit on one end, as long as one person stands up, the person sitting will stilt over.
Seeing that my daughter-in-law was sitting on the side, I smiled in my heart, grabbed a chicken leg and stood up, trying to make her fall on a four-legged horse, but I stood up, but my daughter-in-law was still sitting well.
That's not right!
This kind of thing, Li Lin and we have not played tricks on each other, it can be said that we have tried a hundred times, as long as we don't pay attention, we will be successful.
But my daughter-in-law sat firmly, and she didn't look like she was wrestling at all, so I secretly lifted the stool with my feet and didn't move.
Suspicious in my heart, I gnawed on the artichoke and sat down as if nothing had happened, but I sat down firmly, and my daughter-in-law suddenly stood up.
As soon as my daughter-in-law stood up, the stool immediately lost its center of gravity and stilted up, and before I could react, I fell to the ground on all fours, and the chicken leg that I had just bitten in my hand flew out.
Ermao thought I was feeding it, so he took it away with a mouthful.
The ponytail and short hair couldn't help but laugh when they saw me out of the way.
Li Lin stretched out his hand to help me, and he was also laughing at me. And my daughter-in-law looked at me like I usually looked at her.
I was very uncomfortable when I made a fool of myself. But I'm not stupid, I know that my daughter-in-law did it on purpose, and she may have really recovered, just hiding it from me.
Broken Dragon Line, is it really that powerful?
Thinking that my daughter-in-law might have recovered, I could only admit that I was dumb, patted my buttocks, sat up and ate well.
My daughter-in-law squeezed her eyes at me and said very obediently: "I'll go and help my mother take a look, is the dish fried!" ”
Seeing her like this, I couldn't help but shudder.
She was terrible when she was fierce, but compared to what she is now, it was nothing.
Now she's a goblin, and she's coaxing my mom to hurt her, and that's the terrible thing.
After all, in my opinion, my daughter-in-law is the most murderous to me, and my mother is a stick.
I was so depressed that I lost my appetite after eating two potatoes and a few pieces of chicken. My mother and daughter-in-law came out of the kitchen with a plate of bacon, and I grabbed a piece of chicken and told my mother that I wanted to go to the old house to have a look.
The new house was originally planned to be built here, but I heard from my mother that my father planned to build it behind the old house, and Li Lin's house was also next to it.
The big night passed, and it was just an excuse, mainly because I wanted to be quiet.