In the bar, Qiao Guoqiang followed the thin middle-aged man into the bathroom.

"I told you, that's the money!" The middle-aged man said

"Brother Huang! It's not authentic..." Qiao Guoqiang pushed away the squatting positions one by one, and after making sure that there was no one inside, he walked up to the person.

"Five points, you said okay, how can you repay the debt?"

"Debts?" Brother Huang smiled: "How come? Do we have a contract? You give it to me in black and white..."

"yes!" Qiao Guoqiang said, "There is no black and white letter, you can completely disadmit it." ”

"That's right!" Brother Huang sneered, "I, I don't owe you money." ”

The corners of Qiao Guoqiang's mouth curled: "No one can take my account." ”

"I'll just rely on it, how can I drop it?"

At this time, someone happened to come in to go to the toilet. Qiao Guoqiang looked inconvenient and said, "We'll see!" ”

A few hours later, a middle-aged man surnamed Huang walked out of the bar with a scantily clad woman in his arms and got into a car.

In a taxi behind, Qiao Guoqiang, who was holding a camera, said to the driver, "Follow that car." ”

"Okay!" The driver started the car.

"Brother, it doesn't look like you're kidnapping." The driver was curious, "It's convenient to say, what is this for?" ”

"This old guy is going to divorce his wife." Qiao Guoqiang said, "His wife wants to catch him, so that he can share more family property." If the man is at fault, he has to compensate the woman. ”

"Oh, I see!" The driver said, "You're a private detective!" ”

"Almost!" Qiao Guoqiang said.

After getting out of the car, Qiao Guoqiang walked into the community quickly and stopped the man and woman who couldn't wait.

"Alright, give him to me!"

"Who are you?" The woman with heavy makeup asked, "Go aside." ”

"Are you trying to get my mom to come over and smoke you?" Qiao Guoqiang went over and hugged the man surnamed Huang, and then threw a few bills to the woman and said, "Get out!" ”

"Neurotic!"

Watching the woman walk away, Qiao Guoqiang helped Lao Huang, who had already denied it, to the green belt of the community.

A few minutes later, he quietly left.

Early the next morning, a few aunts who got up to buy breakfast found a white-striped figure moving in the green belt.

It's really "moving"!

"Oh..." j i o m i n g!” The white-striped pig-like man moved towards the elder sisters, hoping that they would help him.

"Oops, shameless!" An old lady in her forties covered her face and shouted, if her fingers could not be opened to show her eyes, she really thought she was some kind of yellow flower girl.

"Rogue !!"

"Call the police!"

It was only after more than ten minutes that the police arrived late, looking at the bare pig-like old Huang lying on the ground, his mouth wide open and shouting for help.

Seeing him spread on the ground, the police didn't dare to touch him, so they had to call an ambulance.

As soon as the ambulance came, the doctor on board looked at him and said, "Jaw dislocation, shoulder dislocation, ankle dislocation..."

"A dislocation is so bad, this is offending the master..."

"Superior?" The police officer who handled the case asked, "What do you say?" ”

The doctor in the car himself will pick up the bones, and soon connect the joints to Lao Huang, "Looking at the technique, that person's skills are no worse than mine!" Either you are studying medicine or you are good at martial arts. ”

The doctor looked at Lao Huang and said, "You are spread on the ground this time, if you are in the water, hehe"

"Dislocated ankle and inability to stand and tread water. I can't paddle with a dislocated shoulder, and I can't call for help if I dislocate my jaw..."

The doctor sneered, "I don't know how I died." ”

"Thank you for not killing!"

A week later, Lao Huang was admitted to the hospital again...

This time, it wasn't someone who dislocated, but hundreds of snakes were released in the house.

Lao Huang woke up and found that the bed and the cabinet were crawling on the floor full of colorful cauliflower snakes, and his scalp was numb and foaming at the mouth...

In the end, it was the neighbor who found out that there was a snake in the corridor, and the property was invited to find out about Lao Huang's house.

"Who have you offended?" The police handling the case were in the ward and asked Lao Huang, who had just woken up.

"I didn't offend anyone..." Lao Huang said, and finally he thought about it and said, "If there is, it's the translator..."

"Translation?" The police wondered "Which translator?" ”

"I sold two houses half a month ago, and the buyer was Japanese..." Lao Huang spoke out about his grievances with Qiao Guoqiang.

On the train, Qiao Guoqiang received a call from the police.

"August 5th night?" Qiao Guoqiang said: "I'm in your city bureau!" ”

"What? In our city bureau? The policeman warned, "I remind you, that every word you say can be used as a confession in court." ”

"I lied to you and I didn't have any money to take it!" Qiao Guoqiang said, "You go and ask Team Leader Liu of Group 4 of the Public Security Brigade, I followed them to handle the case, they arrested a group of people from Western Xinjiang and asked me to help as a translator." ”

After talking to the police for a while, Qiao Guoqiang hung up the phone.

The reason why he was so calm was that he knew that the police had no evidence at all. They simply thought of the wrong time!

Qiao Guoqiang sneaked into the house during the day on August 4 and put two packs of snakes under the cabinet and bed, and the snakes were "hibernating" at that time. He put dry ice in his bag...

On the night of August 4, Lao Huang's car was smashed with a slingshot and could not be opened, so he slept in the hotel all night. During the day on August 5, the snakes were still trapped in their bags.

On the night of August 5th, Lao Huang went home to sleep and turned on the air conditioner...

The realgar powder in the air conditioner was blown into the bedroom, and the old yellow with rhinitis couldn't smell it, but those snakes were very sensitive... As soon as I struggled, I naturally crawled out of the package··

"I've seen so many cases, if you still have to grasp the handle, then there will be a problem."

Although as a translator, he did not help the Haneda couple save money, which is a bit unauthentic. But it's not illegal, is it? It is also not against business ethics.

He's just a translator, not a shopping guide.

But he is old and yellow, and he directly gave away the kickback promised to him, which is beyond words.

He didn't care about the money, but he couldn't stand it.

He didn't want to drop Lao Huang, he just wanted to disgust him! Don't think that your locals are any big deal, Lao Tzu said to clean you up and clean you up!

As for helping to handle cases in the security brigade, it is also true.

The business card he sent out was somehow discovered by the security brigade, and when they looked at the "Uighur translation" written on it, they invited him over.

At this time, there was a Uighur child in the eastern province who was controlled by traffickers for organized theft. Thieves in western Xinjiang have become another socially recognized phenomenon after the people of southern Henan stealing manhole covers.

In a few years, there will be a kind of "cake cutting party".

There were so few people in Shanghai who understood Uighur that the police found one and quickly invited him.

I had several dealings with the public security brigade and the anti-pickpocketing brigade, but I didn't get much money, but I finally got some connections in the public security system.