Chapter 312: Lying on the gun and eating chicken online
"You only wore new pants this morning, and your knees broke after less than a day of wearing?!" A strong female voice.
"I'm sorry daughter-in-law, I didn't have time to take off my pants when I fell." The man's airway was weak, and he was very aggrieved.
"Poof, haha, I'm laughing to death."
Looking at the small video that snatched his mobile phone there, the corners of Rena Xuanmo's mouth twitched, why did he snatch his mobile phone.
Rena gave someone a blank look.
"Is it that good-looking, goddess?" Lick the dog letter limit.
However, Rena, who gave someone a roll of the eye in the last second, glanced sideways at the moment.
"Uh..."
Zhao Xin is not embarrassed.
"Xinye, accept your fate." Ge Xiaolun looked like a good buddy was thinking about you, and patted Zhao Xin on the shoulder.
Looking at Ge Xiaolun, who was hypocritical, Zhao Xin's brows jumped wildly, and he suddenly came to his heart.
"What's so good about this video of Goddess Rena, I'll tell you two jokes, I'll make sure you laugh." Zhao Xin said confidently.
"Oh? Let's talk about it. Rena said, she could naturally see that Zhao Xin was interested in herself, but she said that it was impossible, not to say whether she liked it or not, just to say that the genetic level of the two people, the identity and power were not equal, it was impossible.
She just treats the other party as a teammate, that's all.
The opportunity to underworld came, Zhao Xin glanced at Ge Xiaolun, thinking that you can't catch up with Rose gloating with me, you deserve to sacrifice it.
Seeing that Zhao Xin began to please the goddess every day, everyone was not surprised, and everyone could see that Rena didn't care about Zhao Xin's mood at all, but fortunately, Zhao Xin was also relatively tenacious, and as the saying goes, he didn't care about being thick-skinned, otherwise everyone would have stopped him.
After all, when there is a constant break, it is chaotic, isn't it?
Zhao Xin didn't know what everyone was thinking, so he cleared his throat and said, "This incident actually happened to Xiao Lun..."
As soon as they heard this, everyone looked at it, and secretly said what kind of medicine Zhao Xin sold in the gourd... Ge Xiaolun himself was also confused, how could he pull him.
"Once Xiao Lun didn't bring paper to the toilet, let me send it, and it happened that I couldn't leave me because of something, so I ordered Xiao Lun to take out and send it, plus a package of paper."
"Huh... Zhao Xin, you are not disgusting. Rena looked disgusted, but when she thought of the meaning of Zhao Xin's words, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.
"Poof!"
As a party to the case, Ge Xiaolun only felt depressed in his heart, so he couldn't spurt out a mouthful of blood.
As for the others, they were already laughing.
I didn't bring paper to the toilet for takeaway, and Zhao Xin is also a genius.
Seeing everyone's reactions, Zhao Xin directly ignored Ge Xiaolun's dark face, and continued: "What's more, do you know when Xiaolun is closest to love?" ”
"When?" Everyone was really interested in Zhao Xin.
"University."
"How?"
"When Xiao Lun was in college, there was a goddess in his mind, you also know what Xiao Lun looked like, he couldn't say anything when he met a girl, and once his goddess asked him if you like Lao Tzu or not! Guess what Xiao Lun answered? ”
"I know." Qi Lin said suddenly, unexpectedly.
"Oh, Sister Qilin, you know?" Zhao Xin is also skeptical.
"Well, does Xiao Lun mean that he actually prefers Zhuangzi?"
"Poof!"
"Hahahaha, Zhuangzi..."
Zhao Xin pretended to be lost, "Eh, I didn't expect Sister Qi Lin to be able to guess." ”
Qi Lin rolled her eyes, what did she guess, what Zhao Xin said was just a joke on the Internet, just let him change it, since the first one she heard it a little familiar.
"Zhao... Letter! Ge Xiaolun gritted his teeth and stared at Zhao Xin with a hideous face, it was unforgivable to slander himself like this in front of his goddess!
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, in fact, Xiaolun people are still good, and they have made great contributions to science." Seeing the angry Ge Xiaolun, Zhao Xin hurriedly said.
"Huh?"
Ge Xiaolun stopped, and looked at what Zhao Xin was going to do, could it be that after he finished destroying him, he began to put gold on his face?
"Xiao Lun once used a stick to hit the fish on the head hard in order to prove that the fish's memory was only seven seconds."
"Huh... Isn't that what you human scientists prove, and it's not entirely true? Rena said, "Okay... As a Sun Star, although she has lived on Earth for a while, there is a stalk that she still doesn't know.
"No, no, no, goddess, listen to me, Xiao Lun hit the head of the fish with a stick, and was attacked by the fish afterwards, which can be said to have paid the price, but his actions are worthy of admiration but do not support emulation, he proves that the crocodile is not actually a fish."
Rena couldn't help but smile, looked at Ge Xiaolun with a dark face, and asked, "Xiaolun, is what Zhao Xin said true?" ”
This sentence ignited Ge Xiaolun, and others may still be able to hear that Zhao Xin is grinning, but Rena has not been deeply influenced by the earth's culture, and she still doesn't understand some things, and she is very simple.
It is precisely because of this that Ge Xiaolun became more and more annoyed, and this shame was thrown to the aliens.
"Okay, don't make trouble, Xiaolun is just a bit of a dick, the rest is okay, Zhao Xin, don't bury Ge Xiaolun." Xuan Mo spoke on the side at this time.
"Instructor, do you think I'm a dick too?" Seeing that Xuan Mo was helping him speak, Ge Xiaolun's face was much better, but he looked disappointed when he heard the words behind him.
Glanced at him, "Don't you know what you are like, everyone has a different definition of the word Dick, it depends on how you look at it." ”
"What do you think of the instructor?" Ge Xiaolun was not convinced, he wanted Xuan Mo to say it, and as long as he refuted it, he would prove that he was not a dick! No!
Looking at Ge Xiaolun, who was not convinced, Xuan Mo shook his head, "Let me ask you a question first, is the money heavy?" ”
Hearing Xuan Mo's question, Ge Xiaolun scratched his head, subconsciously glanced at Rose, and then replied, "I, I just feel enough." ”
If it was natural that the more the better, but the war is coming, money should be useless, and the answer is important, it seems that he is superficial, and the answer is not important, and the brain is not enough, so he said a more neutral answer.
"Xiao Lun, you must know that money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible." Xuan Mo shook his head, looking like a child who couldn't be taught.
This scene made Rena and the other girls pout secretly, it was really Xuan Mo's appearance that was too young, he looked younger than Ge Xiaolun, of course, he was more handsome, but he was not mature, and of course he was not immature.
But it's like this, saying the kind of things that only seventy or eighty, or successful people should say, no matter how you look at it, it feels awkward.
Xuan Mo didn't care about that.
"If you have a monthly salary of 3,000 and l0l after work, I believe that most women will think that you are not self-motivated, and if you have a monthly salary of one million and play games after work, most women will think that your pursuit is so simple, and think that you are worth entrusting, do you say that it is important that money is heavy?"