The next day, the sun was shining, as if yesterday's rain was fake, I pushed the door and saw a very trendy man standing there, with his back to me, a cap, a Converse suit, looking at my cool eyes, and asked coldly: "Did you spend the night here in autumn last night?"

I nodded.

He asked, "Were you here last night?"

"Am I still going to get drenched outside?"

He seemed to find it difficult to accept the fact that I was alone with Qiushui all night, and suddenly became crazy, "Dengzi, eat me with a knife"

As he spoke, he took out a big knife out of nowhere and was about to slash at me.

At that moment, as if my nervous system was out of control, I tried desperately to move away, but my feet did not obey the call, and I stood there motionless.

At this time, a voice came, "Senior brother, keep people under the knife!"

I saw Qiushui's ** body barely supporting her, blocking in front of me, and behind her was a vacuum.

But four columns of blood spurted out, two of my nosebleeds and two of her so-called brother's nosebleeds.

His senior brother's flushed face turned around, "Senior sister, quickly put on your clothes, you floating boy, quickly close your eyes." Or I'll kill you. ”

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Qiushui and I tidied up our clothes and explained the matter to my senior brother 1510. Senior brother looked at me at this time, and then looked at Qiushui: "Master, let me pick you up, this kid knows so much now, and he is not an immortal cultivator, what should we do with him." ”

When I heard this, my heart trembled, it seems that these two people ran out of a mental hospital, what kind of evil have they hit in the past two days, how to run into this kind of neurosis, it seems that I must find time to go to the temple to have a few sticks of incense, please God and Bodhisattva bless, I must let me pass this level.

"Senior brother, why don't we hand him over to Master first. Qiushui said coquettishly.

"Okay, but this kid dares to blaspheme the fairy of his own sect, and he can't be spared no matter what. ”

In this way, I was dragged downstairs by Qiushui and her senior brother, then bought a ticket, got on the subway, and went straight to Qingcheng Mountain, I didn't expect the current immortals to be so high-tech, I opened my mouth and asked: "Aren't you immortals? Why do you still take the subway?"

"You turtle, the subway is economical, convenient and fast, and the immortals can't take the subway yet. Senior brother said impatiently.

At this time, a few beautiful cuties passed by, and the senior brother showed his pectoral muscles and abdominal muscles as if nothing happened, which caused those girls to giggle and wink. In my heart, there are 100,000 grass and mud horses running by, and this Nima is actually embarrassed to say that I am a floating boy.

However, the senior brother is indeed tall and trendy, giving people not the feeling of being a cultivator, but like a rapper who sings hip-hop, no matter where he goes, he can attract the attention of a group of girls. On the contrary, it's me, who feels ordinary, and doesn't match this handsome guy and fairy sister at all, like a nobody picked up somewhere, but I'm also used to it, and it's good that I don't attract attention.

The car soon arrived at the station, the senior brother went out of the station like a big star, surrounded by countless beauties, and the eyes of countless beauties focused on him, only to see him walk out of the subway entrance, passing by countless BMW Mercedes-Benz, came to a three-jumping tricycle parked on the side of the road, sat in, and the senior brother also poked his head out, patted the door, and motioned for us to go in.

Because there were originally two people, I could only squeeze in the middle, and the driver was a little old man with a beer belly, who looked greasy and obscene, glanced at me, and then looked at Qiushui affectionately, "Good apprentice, you didn't suffer anything." ”

My jaw dropped in surprise, this is actually the head of the Shushan faction, should I say that the real person does not show his face, or should I say that I have eyes and do not know Mount Tai.

Qiushui suddenly said with tears in his eyes, "Master, it's so difficult to cross the catastrophe, and my senior brother is still bullying me, huh." ”

"Good, good, Qiushui doesn't cry, go back and Master will teach you a lesson, okay, let's go"

I didn't dare to say a word in the car, I didn't dare to move, and the tricycle jolted into the mountain. Walking and walking, we came to a very magnificent temple, and the Master parked the car on the side of the road and said, "Get out of the car, we have arrived."

Looking at this temple, I finally felt a little bit of cultivating immortals, and I began to have a little expectation for the Shushan faction, but the master led us around the temple and came to a dilapidated mountain temple in the back mountain, and said, "Come in, this is the Shushan faction." ”

I began to understand that I had really fallen into a thief's pit.

I was dragged in by the autumn water, and as soon as I entered the door, I found that the scene around me had changed, and there was a long street in front of me, and at the end of the street was a long staircase, which led to a pavilion with a very long staircase, and the pavilion was in the air, surrounded by clouds and mist, like a fairyland.

Senior brother glanced at me, "Tu Lao Hat, I haven't seen it, it's not easy for mortals like you to come in, it's really a creation of several lifetimes." ”

Only then did Qiushui speak: "Master, although I didn't succeed in crossing the tribulation, but my trip was not without gains, you see this person, although he looks like a mortal, but he is a genuine Qilin bloodline, it is absolutely good to use it for alchemy." ”

The old man glanced at me, and let me think I was already a fish on the chopping board, "Well, it's not bad, but it's just too shallow."

"It's okay Master, why don't I teach him some spells first, and then we can use them when he's fattened. ”

"Good apprentice, you can use it if you like, and you can keep it as a pet. ”

"Okay, thank you, Master, Senior Brother agrees. ”

The cold senior brother glanced at me and didn't say a word.

"Come, Xiao Lei, from today onwards, you are my personal pet, let me introduce you, this is my senior brother, saury, his dream is to become a pop singer like Jay Chou, so he is called saury, because Jay Chou likes to eat saury very much, this is my master, the head of the Shushan faction, Cheerilee, and then, I also have a senior brother Lei, But, he had to challenge Xu Xiaochun, a human martial artist, some time ago, because he didn't use his skills, he was seriously injured by Xiaochun, so he was still recuperating from his injuries, but you'll see it after a while. ”

"I know about this, and I'm on Weibo, it turns out that Lei Yu is also a member of your sect, and I thought he was a charlatan. I replied, but then I felt like I had said the wrong thing.

"Charlatan, our Shushan faction has maintained justice in the world for thousands of years, how can you understand if you are a half-demon" The little old man said, "Wait for another day, you have to be refined for the teacher, and you will replenish your vitality." ”

"Master, Xiao Lei still doesn't understand anything, let me be a pet first. Qiushui said to the master again.

"Okay, good, the cultivation of a good apprentice is the most important, let your senior brother also watch it, don't let this half-demon cause trouble on the mountain"

"In vain," the saury smiled wickedly at me.

In this way, my life on Shu Mountain began.