Chapter 105: My First Kiss
Three seconds later, Yun Lang and Alan separated in lightning, and Yun Lang looked up and cried out, "Ah, my first kiss...... Yes...... Ah", before he could shout out the word, Alan directly burst up his sleeves, Allen hunted the first level, and a breath suddenly flew up the cloud wave, and the unsuspecting cloud wave directly gnawed the mud and hit the ground.
Although his skin is thick and rough, but after all, his posture is ugly, Yun Lang got up angrily and said, "Ah, you...... A hooligan, taking advantage of me and beating people? You're not human", Alan clapped his hands proudly and said, "Hmph, who told you to carry me over, and said that I took advantage, hum".
In the face of such a woman, Yun Lang completely surrendered, in fact, Yun Lang didn't want to absorb too much of her energy, so he tried his best to dodge, and Alan was also his first kiss, so even though she was a little flustered and short of breath at the moment, her face was a little pale, but she didn't think much about it.
Yun Lang grabbed the long iron and stone core, pretended to "hum" angrily, turned his head on his shoulder, and walked away, and when he stepped down the cave steps, a floor tile was broken directly under his foot, and then it was broken all the way.
Allen, who followed closely, couldn't believe his eyes, and secretly said to himself, how heavy is this iron bump, how strong should he be, is this still a human? No, and then she thought about it, she was relieved, ha, only such a person is worthy of being my Allen's boyfriend, this guy is really not simple, a 'kiss' makes me emotionally weak, hehe.
Yunlang, who walked in front, was a bitter in his heart at the moment, this iron heart was too heavy, he didn't feel it in the cave just now, at this moment, as soon as he came out of the range of iron rock, he felt as if a mountain was pressed on his shoulders, and Alan was still behind at the moment, he really didn't want to make a fool of himself in front of this woman, so he had to grit his teeth and resist, and at the same time remembered an old saying, pretending to be B is a price.
From the cave to their room, a short distance, Yunlang felt like tens of thousands of miles long, "I said, why do you keep following me?" Yunlang sweated and asked Allen who followed behind, "Hmph, who followed you, is this road your family's?" I can't go back," Alan said, strutting past the clouds and waves, and walked straight away.
Seeing that Alan was finally gone, Yun Lang breathed a long sigh of relief, waited for a while, and just as he was about to put down the core sword on his shoulder, Wu Jing, who was carrying a huge package the size of a small mountain, walked over from the side, judging from his foot strength, this bag of things was definitely not light, he lowered his head, saw Yun Lang at a glance, and immediately came over with a smile and said, "Ah, it's you, little brother, you are so early."
Yun Lang really didn't bother to ask why he appeared in this inner hall at the moment, wiped his sweat and replied embarrassedly, "You're not too late, where are you going?" "I went to the back mountain to make breakfast, alas, I was punished to make ten baked cakes, I have to hurry up, otherwise I won't have anything to eat today" Wu Fat Man said with a sad face.
As soon as he mentioned the biscuits, Yun Lang immediately felt like he had been hungry for three years, and immediately changed his attention, turned around and said, "Go, fat brother, I'll go with you, I'm starving to death", Wu Fat Man heard it, and said happily, "Ah, little brother, do you also know how to cook", "Of course, go" Yun Lang nodded.
"That's a good dare, if you have a helper, I will definitely be much faster" Wu Jing said happily, the two of them each carried their things, and walked towards the back mountain, as soon as they entered the range of rock and iron, Yunlang suddenly felt a lot more relaxed. After chatting, Yun Lang learned that the old man and Wu Fatzi had only recently come to the disciple academy, and the old man was also a teacher in the academy, but he never participated in specific work, only sold baked cakes, and every time the academy recruited disciples, he would come.
Bypassing the rock face, coming to the slope, a small cave appeared in front of Yunlang, there was a short chimney on it, after Wu Fatzi's mantra, the heavy stone door of the cave opened, looking at everything in front of him, Yunlang was completely dumbfounded, what kind of kitchen is this Nima, this is a huge workshop.
The thick and huge stone pot is three meters deep, and the huge pounding pestle that is more than four meters long is thicker than his waist, and Wu Fatzi does not introduce, he holds a huge package on his head, opens the mouth, and pours it all in, and a fragrance comes. "Ah, isn't it, this ...... Mutated Reishi ...... Red Mutant Mushroom ...... King mushroom ...... Ginseng King ...... Yes...... Dragon Magma Fruit ...... "All kinds of mutated spirit grasses, spirit mushrooms, and spirit fruits that can be named and those that can't be named, poured a whole small half of the stone cauldron in a hurry.
Yun Lang couldn't wait to jump down and eat it violently, Wu Fat looked at Yun Lang's expression, and explained with a smile while pouring bags of crystal flour into it, "I started to be the same as you, hehe, if these spirit fruit medicinal materials are eaten like this, you will only absorb sixty percent of the nutrients in it at most, only through the teacher's unique secret recipe can the medicinal properties be perfectly stimulated, so that the eater can absorb two hundred percent, don't worry", Yun Lang smiled awkwardly, and stayed aside to watch Wu Jing busy with his life.
"Here, you help me stir, I'll prepare the coagulant" Wu Fatzi handed the huge pestle to Yun Lang, and ran to the side to dispense the potion, Yun Lang shook his head speechlessly, and said secretly, there is really no free lunch in the world. Looking at the pounding pestle that Yun Lang was churning hard, Wu Fatzi seemed to think of something, threw over an animal skin and said, "Oh, by the way, this is the trick that the teacher gave me, you can take a look, it should be easier."
Taking the animal skin, Yun Lang looked at it for a while, then remembered the steps on it, and then moved according to the steps on the map, and slowly began to move on the edge of the stone pot, and the heavy pounding pestle began to be less difficult as he walked. After a while, the movement of the cloud waves began to speed up slowly, and he seemed to have found a certain charm, "The feet go in all directions, the heart travels to the eight poles, the left hand holds the yin, the right hand holds the yang, the hands are closed, the inner is determined, the water is not light, it is as quiet as soft water, the mountains are not heavy, it moves like thunder, the heart is beautiful, the rivers and mountains are beautiful, and the intention is to keep the ordinary eternal Qingming, this is the way of the Tai."
Yun Lang was immersed in his own enlightenment, and the Tai Chi fish plate in his heart was also surging peacefully, but at this moment, "it" no longer burst like before, but turned with charm. Wu Fatzi seemed to know that he had entered a rare state of epiphany, because he had experienced the same emotions himself, so he didn't seem to bother him, he poured in the potion, and began to open the fire and steam, and after a while, the stone pot began to steam, and he didn't feel that Yun Lang was still in control of the pestle, walking on the stone pot table.
"Haha, it's really the person that the teacher fancies, it's been so long, since he hasn't woken up yet, it's not simple, I hope he can understand it thoroughly, then I will have a little junior brother, hehe, I won't have to make cakes alone in the future" Wu Fatzi said secretly while busy adding fire to the stone stove.
The Tai Chi Fish Plate was slowly and steadily absorbing the energy in the stone pot, coupled with the foggy, so it did not attract Wu Fatzi's attention, if he knew that Yun Lang's weird Tai Chi Fish Plate was really constantly absorbing the energy of a large pot of elixir and spirit grass at this moment, he would definitely not be so calm.
An hour passed, Yun Lang woke up refreshed, his heart was not ordinary peace and relaxation, he felt that he was full of strength, "Fat brother, this mantra is really not simple" Yun Lang handed it to Wu Jing and said, "Of course, this is the teacher's baby, how powerful is it" Wu Jing said proudly.
"Well, I feel like I'm full of strength at the moment," Yun Lang said happily, "Well, when you officially enter the academy, come to our Five Temples, the teacher has a lot of skills" Wu Jing said with the expression of a wolf grandmother, "Five Temples? Yun Lang said curiously, "Mmmm, remember, Five Temples" Wu Jing nodded quickly.
"Well, I remember, fat brother, I'm leaving" Yunlang nodded, "Ah, you don't eat baked cakes anymore?" Although I can't catch up with the teacher, the essence is the same, you have been fortunate for a long time, how can you leave on an empty stomach? Wu Fatzi said loudly, Yun Lang looked at the sky outside and said, "Ah, I feel that I am not hungry at all at the moment, and besides, today's assessment is about to start, I have to hurry up, otherwise I will be late."
Yun Lang left, although Wu Fat Man was a little embarrassed, but his goal was achieved, so he didn't keep too much, but when he poured out the paste at the bottom of the stone pot and the energy after fully fusing it, he was completely dumbfounded. There used to be a large pot of white batter left, but now there is only a small pot, but it is also black, and he examines the stone pot and utensils up and down in disbelief, and finally has to accept this strange reality speechlessly.
Realizing in his heart, the heavy core didn't seem to be so heavy, and his seemingly random steps implied the charm of the eight poles, and the stone bricks on the ground finally stopped being broken. When he came to his room, Yamayuki was not there, he looked at the note that Yamayuki left for him, and knew that this guy thought he and Alan were doing something, so he didn't wait for him.
After cleaning it up briefly, he observed the iron core sword in his hand, the hilt was thirty centimeters long, the sword body was about one and a half meters long, about fourteen centimeters wide, and about five or six centimeters thick. After last night's communication and the adjustment of the morning's mentality, Yunlang unconsciously felt that he and "it" had a kind of indescribable intimacy.
"Xiao Hei, I'm going to rely on you to eat in the future, although I don't have a complete swordsmanship for you now, but you must fight for me, hehe" Yun Lang stroked the first weapon in his true sense and said to himself. After talking to himself, Yun Lang tore off a thick curtain cloth, wrapped it, and put the sword on his shoulder, he was one meter three or four tall, but he was carrying a one-meter eight giant sword, although it was not an ordinary heroic, but it made people look a little nondescript.
"Let, let, I'm a student who wants to take the test" A huge sword head pierced left and right in the crowd, making a group of parents outside extremely curious and depressed, not knowing which living treasure this is, since carrying such a big guy to participate in the test.
Yun Lang confidently passed through the entrance of the main hall, and when he came to a huge square, he was completely dumbfounded, a group of little children who were only half as tall as him looked curiously at this "big brother" who came in at the end, and the two fat twin boys with snotty noses happily came over and introduced themselves, "Ah, my name is Wu Qiha, I am Wu Qiha", Yun Lang said speechlessly, "Hum Ha two generals?" Why are the fat people surnamed Wu".
The two fat boys were just about to answer, Yunlang walked directly to the white robot, handed over the card and asked, "Are you mistaken, why was I placed in the children's group?" He was very strange when he swiped his card in just now, and he really wanted to confirm it again at this moment.
And the robot didn't pay any attention to him, but stood straight to all the people in the hall, "Everyone is here, now start the test immediately, although you are a children's group, but today's test mainly tests your mental endurance, so you must be fully prepared, just now each of you received a vector, if you can't bear it, press it, so that your test is over."
As the robot's voice fell, an independent pillar of light barrier instantly enveloped them one by one, and then the vision in the light mask was replaced by a realistic three-dimensional scene, followed by snakes and beasts or something, all kinds of terrifying beasts appeared, and the entire hall suddenly screamed.
These children have weak perception, so once they enter the scene in their video, they are immediately immersed in it, but Yunlang sits down speechlessly, irritable, and ignores the scenes that can only scare the little children. After a while, he couldn't stand it, because it was too noisy here, since you can only give me these retarded things, then I'll find it myself, Yunlang really didn't want to stay in this environment, and his mind moved, and he immediately turned on the all-powerful control.
After a while, his mind came to the test area of the youth group, "Hey, so you are here", the huge data flow immediately let Yun Lang see the test scene of the entire youth group, and he quickly found Shanxing, Allen, and Hou Fei, who he hadn't had time to contact.
At this moment, they are all lying in a box, an iron datasphere is worn on their heads, and various biocurrents surround the datacircle, not knowing what they are testing. The test of the juvenile group is fundamentally different from the children's group, and the test content he faces is the most intuitive induction of biocurrent in his mind, and it is what you are afraid of, which is the real test of mental endurance.
Yun Lang observed the past one by one, he was like watching a movie, peeking into the secrets of these people's hearts, and saw that each of them was deeply trapped in their own fears, especially the few teenagers who had provoked him, he paid close attention to them, but obviously several of them seemed to know that there was such a test, so the picture displayed was simple and plain, Yun Lang observed, did not dwell on these, but continued to focus on the test of his familiar people.
Coming to the test screen of the mountain walk, he was seen shivering and hiding at the foot of a wall, watching the tragedy in his home, which was destroyed in the fierce explosion, "Shanyue, you take the line quickly, quickly" An old woman tried her best to resist the enemy who could not see clearly, but there were many of them, and shouted to the seriously injured mountain. Shan Yue picked up Shan Xing and "rushed towards the encirclement frantically", in Shan Xing's frightened eyes, he saw his grandmother nailed to the ground by a long sword, "No, no, grandma, I want grandma" Shan Xing screamed in pain, Yun Lang didn't know what else he had experienced in front of him, anyway, at this moment he could feel the pain and despair of Shan Xing.
"Damn, bastard" Yun Lang scolded unconsciously, at this moment he really wanted to rush out and tear those enemies apart, but he knew that this was just the deepest memory in Shan Xing's mind, and the scene in front of him was also automatically conjured up by the computer, if he forcibly intervened, it would be tantamount to destroying Shan Xing's memory, and he would become a memory loss idiot.
Yun Lang looked at Shanxing like that, anxiously thinking of a way, at this moment, the scene changed, since there was a deserted temple scene, in the picture of Shanxing, he saw himself, and also saw the old man's final decision, and the despair and pain in Shanxing's eyes were even deeper. Seeing that he was chased and killed by Tu Ye with Shanxing in embarrassment, Yunlang couldn't mention the slightest bit of banter at the moment, but it was the cry in Shanxing's heart that made him frown, "I want revenge, I want to kill everyone in your slaughter family, I want to become stronger, I want to live, I want to kill all of you, ah", this is Shanxing's inner cry, and it is also his inner demon.
Just when Yunlang was pondering, the picture changed again, this time it seemed to be completely virtual, the picture of Shan Xing grew up, he had great strength, he was fighting in a strange environment with a butcher knife in his hand, and the object was the person who slaughtered the family, the mountain was like a demon in hell, holding a bloody butcher's knife, no matter men, women and children, he did not let go of any of them, only to see the corpses in front of him all over the ground, and the blood was like a sea.
And his cold gaze once again fell on a group of women and young children hiding in the room in the distance, Yun Lang couldn't sit still anymore at this moment, no, Shanxing, you must not attack those women, otherwise you will fail. At this moment, Yunlang also understood the key to this test, the computer detected everyone's memory, drew all this, and there were so many foreshadowings in front, and this final picture was everyone's pass.
Watching Shan Xing walk coldly to the steps of the room, Yun Lang intervened, and the final scene was no longer his memory, so Yun Lang's intervention would not cause Shan Xing's memory to be confused. A vague figure blocked in front of Yamayuki, "If you let hatred cover your eyes and lose your true nature, then what is the difference between you and those you killed", "Who are you?" Why are you stopping me? Shan Xing asked coldly, "Hatred is not the only reason for you to live, where to go, you can decide for yourself" Yun Lang's thoughts said lightly, and he quietly retreated after speaking.
Yun Lang can only do so much at the moment, because the current formed by this biological data is very sensitive, and if he interferes too much, it will ruin the test or be found to be "cheating".
And the most important thing is that he has to fight the fire in another scene, this scene is where Allen is, originally Allen's scene was very bland, and Yunlang didn't pay too much attention to it, but in the end, this scene really made him speechless, the forced marriage of the Shangmin forces forced her entire family to the edge of the cliff, so she had to compromise and agree to the marriage, and the most speechless thing was that Allen's sweetheart turned out to be him.
Seeing that she was covered in bruises and tied to a high stone pillar when she grew up, and the cloud of destructive power formed by the code of law wrapped around the Jin family, Alan was dressed in a white wedding dress, pure as a fairy, and walked to the altar of heaven and earth, and her true inner thoughts were to jump from that high altar and die as a martyr.
In the face of such a scene, Yun Lang was indeed speechless, and for a while he didn't know how to save the scene, watching Alan walk step by step towards the last platform, Yun Lang's thoughts turned into a cloud regardless of it, and suddenly rushed towards the destructive force, and at the same time a voice came, "Believe in yourself, the cold winter will eventually pass, spring will inevitably come, when the colorful glow fills the sky, your love will warm the whole world."
The colorful clouds that Yunlang's thoughts turned into rushed towards the power of the Codex, and there was a shocking sound, and a deep crack appeared in the power of the Codex, and then a ray of light came out, and for a while, the whole picture was shattered, and the box she was in also emitted a fierce alarm.
The test is over, even the powerful intelligent fusion device did not find out the reason for the alarm of the Allen test box, and the final test result is that Yunlang won the A+ of the children's group, the first place, Allen won A, Shanxing got B+, and Hou Fei also got A, although Yunlang did not pay too much attention to Hou Fei, but he has received Hou Zhan's "strict" training since he was a child, and his mind and perseverance are not ordinarily strong.
Just when Yun Lang was speechless and looking at the data on his test card, the two fat twin brothers with snotty noses leaned up again, looked at his card enviously and said, "A+, big brother, you are really amazing, both of us are just A, oh, we will mess with you in the future, hehe".
Yun Lang looked at the two brothers very seriously, and said indifferently, "Hmph, the second general, right", the two little guys saw that he finally paid attention to himself, and said excitedly "Hmm", Yun Lang looked at the stone sword at his feet, and said, "You can mix with me if you want to, then you two will lift my stone sword first."
Yun Lang really has no interest in this kind of snot child, so he wants to embarrass them and let them retreat, the two little guys immediately jumped up excitedly when they heard it, why the two of them ran up to say hello as soon as Yun Lang entered the field, there was also a reason. Their twin brothers are born with the leyline gene body, and they are naturally extremely sensitive to the breath of the earth spirit, and the black essence mother stone breath emitted by Yun Lang is not felt by ordinary people, but the two of them feel extremely clear, this is a kind of identity from the source, just like seeing their own mother, so in the face of Yun Lang's request, the two fat boys blossomed.