Chapter 216: Drunken Daughter-in-law

Professor Hu is willing to say whether he wants to say it, I don't think about it now, I believe that as long as I meet people, I can ask no matter what I say.

When I arrived at the village, basically all the men, women and children of the village came, and the whole village was brightly lit. Lao Miao called a middle-aged woman and asked, "Ah Lian, is Mr. Hu still resting?" ”

"Hmm!" The woman named Ah Lian answered, and Father Miao turned around and told a middle-aged man beside him: "Ah Wu, you arrange them first, and I will go and invite Mr. Hu!" ”

It's now more than five o'clock in the morning, and the elderly people are less sleepy, and they basically can't sleep in the first half of the night, and they can only sleep for a short time in the second half of the night. Thinking of this, I took a few steps forward and grabbed Lao Miaodao: "Dad, I think I'm going to call Professor Hu at dawn, can I get something to eat now?" Give us a stomach-filler. ”

There is food in the RV, but it is stocking, and you have to keep it for emergencies, and you can't eat it all.

When the old Miao saw me holding his hand, he was about to bow immediately, but I used my hand hard and hurriedly held him up and said, "Dad, my identity can't be exposed yet, just treat me as a passing guest to entertain." ”

"This can't be helped!" Father Miao said in panic.

I snorted, "Doesn't my words work?" ”

Father Miao was embarrassed a few times, gritted his teeth, took my hand and said, "Then you are wronged to go to the ancestral hall to rest first." After the old man finished speaking, he raised his voice and said to the surrounding villagers: "There is rice wine at home, and those who have mountain goods should go and get some here, these are Mr. Hu's friends and distinguished guests in the village." ”

The people in the village are relatively simple, and they will never doubt and disobey the words of the owner of the village or the elderly, and when they encounter this kind of hospitality to outsiders, they will not say that they are reluctant to give up their own things, but will rush to take them out.

However, the Miao people are not wealthy, and there are only a few people who have mountain goods at home.

The houses in Miao Village are all wooden houses, and the four walls are made of perforated logs and then worn on two vertical wooden stakes. In the past, the old Miao people were all hunting in the mountains, and building houses were just for a temporary shelter from the wind and rain.

Now the Miao people have settled, and although they are still made of wood, the joints have been well handled.

The ancestral hall in the village is not big, one in and one out, that is, there are two rooms inside and outside, there is a fire pit outside, three women took some firewood, burned the fire, and there were several tables and stacked benches next to it, which should be for the tribesmen to gather.

In the middle of the room is the offering hall, with several yellowed portraits pasted on the walls, and on the middle high position, a man riding a panda, wearing jet-black battle armor, holding a large shield in his left hand and a giant axe in his right hand.

This painting is on the banner of the black witch in the forbidden land, and it is a painting of the ancient demon god Chiyou. Theoretically speaking, he is not the first generation of Miao kings, but he is the leader of the Miao people who left a grand mark in the history of the Miao people, so he was placed in an important position.

If it weren't for Yan and Huang joining forces, maybe history would have been rewritten.

But in any case, if you win or lose, history is always left to the victors. There are also six figure paintings next to it, and I don't know who they are.

I was a little curious, and quietly asked the daughter-in-law who was sitting by the fire: "Wife, if I am the real King of Miao, after I die, will I be hung on it by them!" ”

"It should be!" The daughter-in-law did not answer in the affirmative.

As soon as I heard this tone, I knew that the marks on my body were probably really her hands.

After all, since I was a child, no one has ever mentioned this to me, and I can't fight with King Miao. Li Lin saw me staring at the painting, and also looked at it, and when he saw Chiyou, he smacked his mouth and said: "This Chiyou is really interesting, there are so many monsters and ancient beasts in the world, you have to ride a panda, even if this panda is called an iron-eating beast in ancient times, but it is also a cute thing, riding such a thing, it is difficult to be undefeated!" ”

As soon as Li Lin said this, the fat man Chen Chuan and I were all taken aback, and several women who were busy lighting the fire stopped what they were doing, and they all stared at us with unkind eyes.

"What's wrong? Pandas are already cute! It's still a national treasure! How can this thing fight! Li Lin didn't realize that he had said the wrong thing, and continued to defend himself.

The fat man hurriedly went over, slapped him twice on the mouth, and said with a bitter face: "My living ancestor, you can see it, why can't the mouth turn off the wind?" This Chiyou Dazun has been unsurpassed for thousands of years, can you comment casually? Don't apologize to the old village owner soon! ”

It's good that it's us, if the people outside say this, even if they don't get a few slashes, they will be swept away.

I also hurriedly reminded Li Lindao: "Follow the customs of the locals, you have a lot of feces in your head?" Squirt when you open your mouth? ”

Li Lin saw that Miao Ren's father's face was gloomy, and realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he hurriedly apologized, and the fat man also tried his best to say good things next to him, and finally slowed things down.

Chiyou failed, but he led the Miao people out of the barren land, displayed great ambitions, and was the god in the hearts of the Miao people. Panda Meng is cute, but it's not right to say it openly.

After this incident, Li Lin had a lot of rules.

After a while, the people in the village came with bacon, mountain goods, and several women hung up the hanging pot after taking care of it, mixed the meat together, and put it in the pot to stew.

After a while, a few young men came from behind, carrying a large earthen jar, and the rich aroma of rice wine could be smelled from afar.

The rice wine of the Miao people is different from what we usually drink, their rice wine is mixed with wine medicine, and then put it in a large earthen pot to let it ferment, the longer the time, the clearer the color of the wine.

For more than three years, the fermented wine has a little bit of green, which is the characteristic of the Yi Miao of the Nanyun generation.

It's a great thing to drink, but it's full of stamina.

A few young people were found by the Miao father to accompany us, and they put a big bowl in front of everyone with a smile, and then opened the earthen pot, took the water scoop and began to drink.

The fat man and Chen Chuan Zheng Jun looked at the clear wine, couldn't wait to pick it up, took a sip, smashed it, and drank it all as soon as he raised his head.

Miao people's rice wine is a kind of etiquette hospitality, regardless of whether they drink alcohol or not, they must drink it, and pay attention to the bowl can not be empty, as soon as they drink it, someone will immediately fill it.

Li Lin and I can't drink enough, we drink in small sips, and so does my daughter-in-law. The fat man and they had a few bowls of wine and water, and the meat was cooked, and the mountain meat, the fat man and Zheng Jun Chen Chuan and a few Miao guys also had a hot fight, and I saw that the scene was out of control, and reminded the next one: "Drink less, don't make a mistake." ”

I don't worry about the fat man, but Chen Chuan and Zheng Jun have no aura, and it is not easy to wake up when they are drunk.

It's just that the person who drinks is on the head, what you say is the wind in his ears, and no one listens to him at all. I reminded it twice, but I can only give up, after all, without Zheng Jun and Chen Chuan, it will not have much impact, and now I am in the village, so it is unlikely that something will happen.

By ten o'clock in the morning, Chen Chuan and Zheng Jun had already fallen, and the fat man went out crookedly, and when he came back, he was a lot more sober, and I knew that he was playing a trick.

At around eight o'clock, Daddy Miao came back and planned to take us to Professor Hu.

Li Lin and I stood up at this time, picked up the rice wine on the ground and drank it dry, and then turned the bowl upside down.

This is also etiquette, if you don't drink it, it will be considered disrespectful, and the bowl mouth is upside down, which means that you can't drink it until now.

The daughter-in-law was also very cooperative, learning that we drank dry in one go. It's just that my daughter-in-law drank it in one gulp, and her face turned red instantly, and I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, but when she walked a few steps out, she staggered, always with a mysterious smile on her face.

I've seen drunk people, some of them speak very loudly, some of them knock on the table and step on the chairs, looking like the king of heaven. There is also a kind of person who is drunk and has a mysterious smile.

The daughter-in-law is like this, it is typical to get drunk.

I'm a little speechless, she's so powerful, can't stand this little bit of wine? Before I could ask, my daughter-in-law suddenly took my hand and stopped, her face was red, and she said coquettishly: "Husband, you carry me, I can't walk." ”

When I heard this, I almost stumbled and fell. But my daughter-in-law's voice was so loud that everyone heard it, and all of a sudden they all looked back at me like a giant panda.

If you are numb, you will feel happy, but if someone is present, it will be a different feeling. Usually my daughter-in-law is not so delicate, but now she is like this, which makes my face hot and a little overwhelmed.

Miao Ren's father was more reasonable, and when he saw his daughter-in-law clinging to me, he hurriedly said, "Wang, you send it first and then go to rest, and I will invite Mr. Hu here." ”

I don't dislike that the Miao people's house is not clean, but my daughter-in-law has always loved cleanliness, and hurriedly said: "I'll take her to the car to rest, Li Lin, you follow Daddy and invite Mr. Hu to the car!" ”

Li Lin stared at his daughter-in-law, and then at me, he was as confused as me, I shouted again, and he came back to his senses, nodded hurriedly, and left with Miao Ren's father.

As soon as the people left, the empty mountain birds whispered, my hot face slowly recovered, my daughter-in-law's eyes were confused, and she looked at me with a smile like kraft candy, so she could only squat down helplessly, put her on her back, and walked towards the outside of the village.

When I got to the RV, I fetched hot water for my daughter-in-law and wiped her face, planning to go back to Professor Hu when she fell asleep.

But my daughter-in-law kept pulling me, pressing me in her arms every once in a while, hugging my face and kissing me, and shouting vigorously: "Baby, husband, little handsome guy......"

There are all kinds of names, but fortunately there is no one around, otherwise it would be really faceless.

Just when I was half-lying on the bed to coax my daughter-in-law, a dog barked suddenly, as if someone was coming, and they didn't talk much, so they hit it directly.

I listened to the movement outside, very anxious, but my daughter-in-law's hand kept dragging me, and as soon as I was about to leave, she sat up, and she stuck to me like an octopus, and I couldn't get rid of it.

The sound of the fight was very short, listening to the rhythm of the dog bites, the Miao people seemed to have suffered a big loss, and they heard them running past the RV, and then someone struck the gong.

The crisp sound of gongs broke the tranquility in the mountains, and there was a noise in the village, and the villagers all moved closer to the outside of the village.