Before joining the army, Simon Hayes was a problem student at school that teachers both loved and hated. This young man who is full of whimsy and is unwilling to abide by the stereotypes often takes his classmates to do some educational sports activities, especially when it is not a person who takes the lead, and he gave birth to a fiancée who is a baby kiss on the same day and month of the same year, so that the girls are also encouraged to swarm and slip away. Therefore, the most unlucky teacher in Lancaster Middle School must be a history and humanities teacher, who is never satisfied with attendance. Later, the principal personally supervised this young couple who had exceptionally good brains but were too lazy to put it on the right path, although it eliminated the possibility of fleeing the camping en masse, but it could not prevent the two of them from staying in the forest and mountains for several weeks with camping equipment.

Simon's recipe is similar to Bell Grylls, the host of "Survival in the Wilderness" who has been buried in the grave for decades but is still famous, as long as it is edible and non-toxic, after all, Pennsylvania has to pay a good sum of money for private hunting, and if it is not operated well, it has to enter the bureau. After joining the army, in the face of a hodgepodge, the logistics soldiers on the battlefield sent hot soup to thank God, who cares whether it is sprinkled with dust and meat residue or the like. As long as there are canned food and nutrients, Simon feels that he can live well.

Probably this bullfrog is really a little beyond the limits of the rangers' thinking, and when Adolfina digs up the heart that is still pumping from the living corpse, in an instant, the heart that thinks he has been tempered by five years of war is also broken, Simon remembers the HBO series "Game of Thrones", which was once popular all over the world, and the so-called riding a horse in the world requires a lifetime of neutering......

"Think of these things as pig hearts and cow hearts or something, you will feel that you don't actually have that to swallow, when the wasteland is completely frozen in winter, I don't know how many homeless people cannibalize, and in our eyes, there are only two kinds of reserve grain, which can be eaten and cannot be eaten." Adolfina had basically finished dissecting the living corpse, leisurely spraying disinfectant water, and said: "You haven't watched the documentary of Hydra's nuclear winter, I was born in the nineties of the last century, the climate conditions are worse than now, there is only summer and winter in the north, and at the end of the year, you can't take off the down jacket at all, provided that you have a down jacket, do you know what so many guard towers in the steel city used to do?" Heating towers, for a heating certificate, people can fight everything. ”

"So, eat it, and trust me, it's all your appetizer." Adolfina's exquisite cutting skills removed all the flesh and blood of the living corpse along the skeletal texture. Simon mechanically told himself that he was just eating sashimi, and after swallowing, Simon tore off the strip of cloth from his trench coat, wiped the corners of his lips, and said, "What about you, what did you eat at the beginning?" ”

Adolfina was busy spreading dust and dirt on the disemboweled, and said: "I, my old profession is a caravan pathfinder, after the four seasons gradually become clear, the whole north is carrying out large-scale western exploration, well, I, naturally follow the trend of the times, joined the steel pioneer group, the oasis chameleon chews like a fine veal, until now I have time to go to the west and like to catch a few to eat." After the living corpse was buried, Adolfina sprinkled some perfume and reminded: "The sense of smell of the living corpse is very sensitive, remember to spray perfume on your clothes before leaving tomorrow, otherwise the little beauty's boyfriend will chase us into the sky." ”

Simon was taking a sip of vodka, diluting the smell of blood from his mouth and scratching his left eye. The building was apparently one of the fortified bastions of the Old City explorers, and even re-poured reinforced concrete, and the only way to access it was to climb the rooftop using a hook and go down the ladder from top to bottom. The radio broadcast of the Old Town constantly looped the public announcements of explorers from all sides: "This is Longhu Alpha Team, we have occupied the PA801 building, and anyone who does not hold a warning sign will be considered an enemy kill......"

"Only Longhu and Heinrich dare to report themselves like this." Adolfina put on her headphones, adjusted the frequency of the portable radio station, cleared her throat, and said in the same wet and greasy sand snake voice as when they first met: "TA67, long live!" Hydra! ”

The girl yawned, lay on Simon's lap, and said lightly, "How do you feel?" ”

"My stomach was churning, and my left eye started itching from a week ago, like an ant." Hearing this, Adolfina opened Simon's left eyelid, the serpentine vertical pupil looked exceptionally bright, she looked at it carefully for a few minutes, leaned back on her knees, and said lazily: "It seems that your mutation speed is faster than you think, the stress effect of Hydra's blood is reshaping some of your genes, and after a while, you may have floaters, tinnitus and other problems, and it is difficult to say that you are blind and deaf in severe cases." ”

"So we have to complete the task as soon as possible?" Simon stroked her supple redhead and said, the red-haired girl said "um", "That's right, at the latest in a week, we have to clean up the living corpses in that building, kill them one by one and dissect the nervous system, if you're lucky, maybe there are xenomorphs like the living corpse queen, tomorrow will be very tired, go to bed early, don't toss me......"

As the clock rang, the fluorescent lamp automatically jumped into ultraviolet mode, and Simon's eyes were faint.

At dawn the next day, the two of them hooked back to the living corpse's lair building, labeled TA68, where basketball star Luther West was still bald and bald. "Step two?" Adolfina brute-forcefully dragged back the counterweight billboard, blocking the hollow rooftop entrance, her body strapped to the pulleys, Simon crawled back to the TA67 building, where he needed to retrieve more of the wire ropes stored in the building. "The second step is to seal off the ground floor of the building to ensure that the turtle is caught in the urn."

"I hope so." Adolfina saw Simon struggling through the air, she blinked her beautiful vertical pupils, jumped off the roof, stepped on the surface of the peeled floor and quickly descended to the ground, she disappeared into the air, she was a hot-blooded creature, but her skin suppressed any surface heat, and the most sophisticated detection equipment could only detect signs of activity.

The hyenas roaming the street intersections seem to smell a strange smell but can't find the source, while the raw meat/bags hanging from the streetlights cause them to bark in disbelief, unaware that the few floor tiles oozing grass are pried open, and the car that has broken down for decades is quietly hooked up.

Simon, wearing a white wool cloak and looking through a high-powered sniper scope, sees a certain scrapped car flashing with a rainbow light, which is a signal from Adolfina that she can only completely change color and camouflage without attaching any foreign objects. "Happy moving bricks, my little princess." Simon pulled the bolt, climbed onto the street lamp with the crosshair, and shared the pack of hyenas eating raw meat/bags, "Ping-pong!" "Before the violent gunshots rang out, a hyena burst its head and stabbed the hornet's nest, and countless hyenas swarmed up to attack TA67, where the enemy was located

"Come on, come on, dogs." Simon calmly did his old job, and the M11A4 without a silencer/device roared violently when he opened the flower bomb, and the Grim Reaper was about to tremble.

At this moment, he is the king.