Chapter 140: Meals

Next door to Ping's house, the man who danced the god was blowing his beard on the top floor of his self-built house, staring, jumping up and down, making a particularly big movement.

It was a family that had lost their daughter who came to ask him to dance.

didn't go to the police, but came to ask the fairy: where has her daughter been abducted now.

After warming up, the man who danced the great god finally sat down on the bench and patted his thighs with both hands: "Southeast direction." ”

"Thank you, thank you, gods!" The person who came quietly put a red envelope on the table, and there was a bamboo plaque on the table, and a stack of red envelopes was piled up in the bamboo plaque.

The bottom of those red envelopes is just red envelope paper, and the money is stuffed inside the top one, and of course, the money is also stuffed by the dancing god himself.

But in the eyes of the visitor, it will only be shocking: so many people come to dance the gods! This great god is going to be effective! Even if I was deceived, I was not the only one who was deceived.

The daughter was abducted in the southeast direction, this is the fairy telling them that her daughter is still alive!

If you are alive, you can hope to find it, so go southeast to find it.

The visitor departed with a lot of comfort.

As soon as the man left, the man opened his eyes, and the moment he opened his eyes, he instantly fell into the fireworks of the world.

The man went to the bamboo plaque and took the newly put red envelope, opened it and looked at the money inside, and he was not satisfied, nor was he dissatisfied.

He put all the red envelopes with money in the bamboo plaques in his pocket and went back to his room.

There are children and daughters in the family, and it is not safe to put this money here, in case any child has unclean hands and feet.

The man had already entered his room, and he was startled.

He looked in the direction of the bed and exclaimed.

The fat sister-in-law sat up from the bed: "Why are you so loud, do you want the child to hear?" ”

The man was scolded, and reflexively turned around and locked the door.

The fat sister-in-law lay down again satisfied: "You can hurry up, grinding and chirping, the old lady has been waiting for you for a long time." ”

When the fat sister-in-law lay down, the two steamed buns and the mud that had been mixed with the water suddenly flowed in all directions, flowing into two large stalls.

Yes, it is the mud that has been mixed with water, not the white flour that has been mixed with water.

The man looked at it and felt a little sick to his stomach.

"I'll go and make it easier first." The man turned and tried to escape.

The fat sister-in-law jumped up from the bed at once, rushed over in three steps and two steps, and blocked the man's way: "Why is it convenient to go out?" It's not that there is no toilet in the room! ”

The man was forced to stand in front of the toilet in the corner for a while.

He trembled, and was about to lift the kuzi up, but the fat sister-in-law took a step ahead of him and slapped his hand away.

In the next second, Kuko fell.

The man's brows furrowed, and he turned around to curse, and his brother turned around.

The fat sister-in-law's gaze fell on his brother, and she also frowned.

The brother tossed back and forth in front of him, like a stinging cucumber that had been frozen and then melted by boiling water, wilted, black, and not as big as a sausage.

"I'll tell you to hurry up, you insist on inking upstairs for a long time, jumping and screaming for that red envelope, and exhausting all your physical strength, right?"

The fat sister-in-law said and stretched out two fingers to pinch the soft thorn cucumber, and said with a disgusted face: "How can you do someone else's husband like this?" ”

The dancing god was greatly humiliated, and he walked to the bed angrily, looking like Lai Han: "It's because I'm your husband that I'm so hard to jump and scream, I work hard to make money, but you still dislike me?" ”

Seeing that her husband was angry, the fat sister-in-law crawled to him with the two dirty little cloth bags and said, "Aren't I sorry for you?" You don't have to work so hard, just be pretentious, since they have found it, they all believe in your spiritual power. ”

The man looked at the fat sister-in-law's two small cloth bags, and became more and more angry: "Obviously for himself, but he still says it sounds so good, if he really feels sorry for me, how can he look like he wants to eat me?" I should have been given a good rest. ”

When I lay down, there were two pools of mud; Standing up, it's two dirty cloth bags.

In short, it's unappetizing to look at, let alone hold in your mouth.

The fat sister-in-law's temper came up again, and she reached out and patted the little thorn cucumber, "I think I look ugly, don't you?" It's not like you didn't feed me! ”

"With your big appetite, I can't feed you ten!" The man was about to turn away in anger.

The fat sister-in-law grabbed the little thorn cucumber one step ahead of him, and scolded in her mouth: "Knowing that I have a big appetite, it doesn't matter if you don't let me eat enough, but you still want me to be hungry, what are your intentions?" You shouldn't have fed some wild ** outside! ”

Man Yirin: "What nonsense are you talking about?" ”

"Weak heart!" The fat sister-in-law muttered.

The man was in a hurry, and stretched out his hands to grab the fat sister-in-law's two dirty cloth bags: "I'll let you know that I'm not false anywhere!" ”

As he spoke, he pulled the fat sister-in-law's dirty cloth bag for a long time.

The fat sister-in-law was in pain, and she also pulled the little stinging cucumber out of the distance, and the short body of the little stinging cucumber suddenly became slender.

"You dare to do bad to the old lady! I see if you have any life left! ”

The man was in pain, and twisted the fat sister-in-law's dirty cloth bag into a twist like a piece of clothes with one hand, and picked the fat sister-in-law's chubby hand with the other hand.

A few blood marks suddenly appeared on the back of the little fat hand, and the fat sister-in-law quickly let go of the little thorn cucumber in pain, and cried: "Didn't I just think about it?" I'm not a big girl, I've been your wife for half my life, don't you want to? I'm not the widow of my dead husband, so why don't I eat it while I look at a big pot of rice? ”

That's because others have to eat it too, is one pot of rice enough for so many people?

The man was very bitter in his heart, but when he saw that the fat sister-in-law was crying pitifully, he reluctantly wanted to feed her.

The fat sister-in-law began to enjoy every meal, but the little stinging cucumber was very weak.

The fat sister-in-law felt that she was in a hurry, and the man took the opportunity to say, "You coax it to be happy first." ”

The fat sister-in-law was most disgusted to bite the stinging cucumber herself, as long as she mentioned this request, she couldn't help but be verbose, this time, the man threatened: "If you don't coax it first, how can it coax you?" ”

When the fat sister-in-law coaxed the stinger to be happy, she was tired and paralyzed, lying on her back like a pig.

"It's your turn to make me happy." The fat sister-in-law said as she raised her head and spit a few mouthfuls of saliva into the spittoon in front of the bed, but she still felt that her mouth was full of unspeakable taste.

It's really hard to make the fat sister-in-law happy, and it's almost an impossible task for a man.

He let the little stinger burrow into the fat sister-in-law's sand and then kept tinkering for a moment, but the sand seemed to be a bottomless pit, and he couldn't reach the cave wall. The four walls and the innermost cave wall were beyond his reach.

It was empty, the wind was dry on all sides, and the little stinger tried his best to defeat the battle.

"Ouch, ouch, it's really not...... Come on. The man sighed, discouraged that he was a butcher and couldn't kill a sow.

The fat sister-in-law was dissatisfied, "Looking at you like this, I forgive you for going outside and you won't be able to make any trouble." As he spoke, he turned his back to her husband.

glanced at the back of the fat sister-in-law, and the corners of the man's mouth drooped: Lao Tzu is a breeze on the mountain!