On the way out of school, Chu Chu pulled Xiao Tianshu and said, "This has arrived at the gate of the temple, and you will be home soon, and I will be home." Why don't you just be in this little park and show me your hair? ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "You haven't forgotten this yet, I'm about to forget!" ”

Xuan Chu was curious: "Can you show me?" Isn't it just hair? What do you forget? I'm still curious! ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Could it be that you have a crush on my long hair and like me?"

Chu Chu smiled: "I like your long hair and I didn't say I like you, don't be sentimental." ”

Xiao Tianshu said with a smile: "How can my hair still arouse your liking, this can also be taken slowly, liking hair is the first step, haven't you heard that finding a partner starts with hair first?" Hair is the first step in appearance, do you still want to touch my hair? If you want to touch my hair, then you want to be close to me, and if you want to be close to me, it means a lot to me. ”

Chu Chu thought to himself that this guy was very thief, how did he know that I wanted to touch her hair? It's really strange, does he have mind reading, is there still this trick? When you go back, you have to ask Master, otherwise you don't seem to be able to get anything by Master, you have to learn these strange tricks, you can treat people with mental illness, and maybe you can be a psychiatrist better than a psychiatrist.

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "What's wrong? I didn't speak for a long time, did I feel ashamed and ashamed when I said what was on my mind? ”

Xuan Chu said: "You are less smelly and beautiful, I didn't say that you like you." Who likes a narcissistic megalomaniac like you? ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "It seems that you really think about it, but it doesn't matter, if you like me, I can also like you, I can do my best, although your Taoism is not as high as mine." But I am, and I'm not looking for a girlfriend, or I'm looking for a dominatrix, I can save you and protect you, okay? ”

Xuan Chu said: "If you don't show it, if you don't show it, I'll leave, if you don't look at it, you won't look at it." ”

This person is talking about something, just looking at his hair, he pulls a bunch of useless things.

Xiao Tianshu shouted: "Hey! Don't go, I'll show you later, I'm not embarrassed, although I'm a man, but these hairs seem to be in ancient times, as if they were undressed, which makes people a little embarrassed! ”

Xuan Chu blushed and said, "You are quite old-fashioned, an old antique, is it so ugly to put your hair?" ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "Then you turn around, I'll show you." ”

Xuan Chu said: "Okay, then I'll turn around and you hurry up." ”

After a while, Xuan Chu heard Xiao Tianshu say, "Okay, you turn around." ”

When Hui Chu turned around and saw that it was the long hair of that day, Hui Chu said: "Like an ancient boy, your hair is still practiced, how did you get this?" Teach me, teach me that I can shorten my hair if I want to be short another day, and if I want to grow my hair, I will grow my hair, which is not too awesome! ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "What kind of spell?" You really think it's just a spell, that's magic, that's not a spell, you look at my hair, the top layer is short, the bottom is long, when I was in school, I tied up the bottom layer of long hair, tied a small braid and hid it underneath, and the top layer of long hair didn't become short hair. ”

When Xuan Chu saw it, this guy kept the upper layer of short hair, and it was really short, so it became him, his short hair, but he hid it very well, and he didn't even pay attention to it.

Xuan Chu touched Xiao Tianshu's hair and said, "The hair quality is quite good, a boy has such good hair." ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "What does it matter to this boy and girl, men also need long flowing hair, you see that my long flowing hair has not attracted you, you don't want to touch my hair." ”

Ji Chu said: "It is indeed good hair, you should be proud, you have to be happy!" ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Don't forget what I just said, looking for a partner is to start by touching the other party's hair, this impulse starts, hehehe!" ”

When Xuan Chu heard this guy say this again, he said frantically: "Can you not talk about finding a partner?" We're so small, looking for a fart object! ”

Xiao Tianshu said with a smile: "It's not small, it's sixteen or seventeen, and in ancient times, there were 3 babies."

Xuan Chu said: "You have 3 babies, you laid them all like eggs." You still have 3, and the earliest one to get married is only 15 years old, 16 years old, how much do you still want? Where did you get these 3 babies from? ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Don't forget that the ancient ancients got married at the age of 13. Until now, one a year, that's not 3 dolls.

Chu said: "Really? You even know this, you can't have 3 babies too, right?

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "I'm a modern person, and I'm not an ancient person, why am I doing so much?" ”

Xuan Chu said: "Then you are a modern person dressed the same as in ancient times, who can tell that you are an ancient person?" Maybe you're still a thousand-year-old goblin who crawled out of an ancient tomb, and you've been cultivating this goblin for a long time, so you can't tell if you're a human or a ghost. ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Oh, the plot of your brain is so powerful, it's a pity that you don't write it!" ”

Xuan Chu said: "Why do so many people need me to write recently?" Should I give it a try? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "You can try it, now that the Internet is so convenient, the ability to write a story like your brain is so powerful, and I have at least experienced so much, I see the hell every day, wouldn't it be a pity not to write." ”

Xuan Chu said, "Do you want Tianshu Star?" ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "If you want to learn, you can learn, Tianshu Xing is not written by me!" ”

Chu Chu smiled: "Then what image do you want?" ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "It's enough for my image, I have a lot of fans, do you need me to dress up again, otherwise I'll dress up again one day to show you me, more handsome?" ”

The two of them sat down on a bench in the park and chatted. Chatting. I forgot to go home, this is the man on the branch of the moon, and the wind is gone.

The sky was dark, and the stars were crawling all over the sky, so he said, "Are your 9 stars real or fake?" I want you to be honest. ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Of course this can be fake, I am a Taoist monk, how can I tell a lie to deceive you, little Daoist." ”

When Xuan Chu heard him call himself Xiao Daogu, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "You are still the first person to call me Xiao Daogu." ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "That's not Aunt Xiaodao, look at you crying, bitter gourd face, when you see me, it's like you owe you a lot of money, don't you talk about that, year after year, my brother's call is also quite sweet, why do you see me like this?" ”

Let's see the next time

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