What are you thinking about, Uncle Nine is still perfect.

Yang Feng felt that he was evil.

didn't find Uncle Jiu, Yang Feng stayed in Baofa Village.

It's okay to watch my younger brothers and sisters do business, it looks busy, but it's very fulfilling, no wonder I don't take business, because it's not necessary at all.

"How's that? Very good, do you sell any of these in Yizhuang?"

Dagui patted Yang Feng on the shoulder and asked.

Yang Feng shook his head and said: "No, I usually just make something enough for my own use, at most, I can sell some paper money and some rune paper during Halloween, and I still rely more on business." ”

Dagui said to himself: "So Uncle Nine is stubborn, the times are advancing, how can we not change, now there is chaos outside, and there is a lot of trouble in taking over business, so I am very tired." ”

Yang Feng was surprised, this junior brother's idea was really avant-garde, at least Uncle Nine would definitely not change like this.

"Let's go, I'll take you to be an adult, have you grown up?"

Because of the distance, Dagui and Mengman rarely knew about the affairs in the south, and Uncle Nine never mentioned it when he came over, resulting in the husband and wife all knowing nothing.

I already have husbands of three women, you said to take me to find a woman to be an adult?

Yang Feng blinked and said, "Okay, but is your son going?" I see that he is still a boy chicken, and he must not have enjoyed the taste of a woman. ”

Hey!

At the mention of his son, Dagui smiled proudly.

glanced at his wife and didn't notice this, and whispered: "It's okay, let's take him with us later, and promise to let him get home, I miss it very much." ”

Word!

After dinner, Dagui quietly left Baofa Zhuang with Yiyan and Yungao, and came to the famous Yihong Courtyard in the town, "Ouch, why did you come?"

A group of women with rouge and gouache on their faces directly surrounded Dagui, and the smile on Dagui's face was very obscene, and his hands caused all kinds of snorts from this group of women, so that Yang Fengfeng, who was following behind, couldn't help but shudder.

"You're really cold, and you can handle this kind of goods?"

"My wife has been watching so hard lately, so it's hard to find an opportunity. Today is different, first go find two beautiful ones for my senior brother and my son. I'm going to make them grown-ups!"

Dagui arrogantly grabbed a handful of money and slapped it on the table, and the beads of the old bustard's smiling eyes were gone. Twisting the bucket and snorting, "Ouch, promise to keep them satisfied." The girls in our shop are the best at teaching the chickens to be adults. ”

"You two don't bother me, I'm busy!"

After warning Yang Feng and Yun Gao, Dagui pulled the two of them into the room, Yang Feng shrugged his shoulders, and Yun Gao looked worried as if someone would be unfavorable to him at any time.

What is it to be an adult? Isn't it scary?

"Let's go!"

When the two girls ran into the room. Yang Feng raised his hand, shouted, and left through the window to return to Baofa Village.

"Don't we care about my dad?"

Yun Gao was taken by his father to be an adult in a daze, and then ran away with Yang Feng in a daze, and now his brain is a mess.

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

"You either. Come with me now, or wait for your mom to come and take you back with a stick!"

When the three of them went out just now, Yang Feng found that his junior sister Mengmeng was standing at the staircase in confusion and watched them leave, and Yun Gao, who looked confused, didn't notice it, and Dagui, who was full of good things, didn't see it.

Thinking with his heels, do you know that the junior sister will be very angry and stay to scold?

Don't blame Yang Feng for not being kind, this is already the best way. If you don't go to the junior brother's invitation, you don't give face, but you can't let yourself go into the water, Yang Feng has no interest in those women at all.

As for Yun Gao, he was so frightened that he screamed like his little daughter-in-law.

He still wants to be an adult?

"Hurry up, hurry up, my mother is terrible. Super fierce kind. ”

Imagine it in your head. The old lady ran away violently, carrying a mace, Yun Gao felt forgiven, how dare she continue to stay and pull Yang Feng to run.

"Stop. Where have you been?"

When the two of them returned to Baofa Village. Mengmeng crossed her arms and stood on the stairs looking at the two of them.

Finished!

Yun Gao was two and one soft, almost not scared to pee, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and his heart was in a mess, for fear of being interrogated by the old lady and revealing his feet.

"Senior sister, haven't you slept yet? Senior brother took me out for a walk, and we came back. ”

Yang Feng pulled him and asked him to put the bouncing little liver back in place, and replied with a blushing face and a beating heart.

Mengmeng looked at the two of them, his son seemed to be a little tired, and Yang Feng's expression was very serious, it didn't look like he was lying, and there was no need, it was just a big deal to go out for a walk. This is a good thing, it proves that Yang Feng and his son are close.

"That's fine. Go and rest, by the way, your father. ”

"My dad, he's not with us. ”

got out and didn't have to face the terrifying old lady, Yun Gao breathed a sigh of relief, as for Dagui, he could only pray to God not to have an accident.

"What do you think my dad should do?"

Back upstairs, Yun Gao nervously looked at the street through the window, afraid that the next second he saw the scene of his mother carrying a mace to catch his father, then his father would die.

Yang Feng leaned on the chair and stretched his waist and said, "There should be nothing to do, provided that I come back in a short time, I see that the junior sister does not doubt it, and then it depends on the junior brother's own creation." ”

Being an adult, but a risky life is not easy. Let's do it and cherish it.

Dagui didn't know that his son and Yang Feng had already slipped away, and he was still trying to be an adult, and he was very busy, and he didn't know that his son and Yang Feng had left until he came out satisfied. The two girls fainted directly in the room.

To be bad!

Dagui panicked but quickly calmed down, if Yang Feng and Yungao complained, his wife would have killed him a long time ago, but unfortunately he didn't, which proves that the two boys did not betray themselves.

"Cut. Enjoyment will not. ”

If you didn't betray yourself, you hummed an unknown song and went home refreshed.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

When he returned home and saw that the living room was dark and empty, he should have gone to sleep, Dagui smiled secretly, and prepared to go back to the room to sleep comfortably. Tonify the spirit. It's tiring to be an adult.

"Ouch, my mother. ”

When Dagui turned on the light, he saw that his wife was sitting on a chair in the living room, holding a mace in her hand, and smiled coldly at him.

My heart was so scared that I almost stopped beating!

Dagui got up from the ground, and you flatteringly stepped forward. Said, "Wife, you haven't slept yet, what about the two boys?"

Mengmeng's expression was not good, and his eyes were full of murderous energy.

"It's been rested for a long time, you think it's like you?"

"What's wrong with me? Can't you go out for a walk? The desert scenery is good at night. ”

Dagui decided to play tricks desperately, and he resolutely couldn't admit that he went to the kiln, otherwise it would be very miserable, and this damn mace would accidentally hit his head.

"Oh, do you need to take off your pants to see the scenery?" Mengmeng asked curiously.

"What pants?"

Dagui subconsciously glanced at his pants, and the whole person was directly dumbfounded, and the pants were worn backwards!

And also. What the fuck is this, I see a red handkerchief hanging from my pants that I wear backwards.

Dagui subconsciously threw himself on the ground, and then the whole person fell into a Spartan state. That's a woman's underwear.

"Wife, listen to me...... Oops!"

"Help, Yungao, help me!"

"Shoubo!"

The miserable scream came out for several miles, and the neighbors around heard Dagui's scream and couldn't help but sigh, and the fat man started again.

Dad, you ask for more blessings, Yungao, who was woken up, turned around and continued to sleep.

Yang Feng sat by the window with great interest and watched the mace fight, it turned out that more meat is also beneficial, if it is replaced by an ordinary person, it will definitely be seriously injured.

But the fat layer on Dagui's body helped him alleviate the attack, but he screamed in pain.

"You two boys are not kind, and you don't wait for me!"

On the first morning, Dagui, who had a blue nose and swollen face, accused Yang Feng and Yun Gao of not being interesting enough, and Yun Gao intimately helped his father apply plasters and asked for warmth, making Dagui feel that this son was not raised in vain, if it was his own birth, it would be good if he damn Lin Jiu.

"What's wrong father. ”

On the mountain road more than a hundred miles away from the town, Uncle Nine sneezed inexplicably, looked at the sky strangely, and a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl on the small cart behind Uncle Nine looked at him suspiciously.

It's not cold! Why did you suddenly sneeze?

Uncle Nine was still puzzled, rubbed his nose and smiled: "Xiaoshuang, Dad, let's continue to hurry, wait until we go to worship your ancestor." Dad will take you back to Renjia Town, they must be in a hurry. ”

"Dad, is the uncle really that powerful? He also married two wives, and many people in the desert need several brothers to raise a wife. ”

Uncle Nine didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, what kind of mess is you thinking about in your head.

Uncle Nine would never have thought that because he had been away from home for more than three years, Yang Feng had already come to look for him in person and take him back to Renjia Town.

As for his daughter Xiaoshuang, it was a long story, Yang Feng didn't know that Uncle Jiu would arrive in the town in two days and come to Baofa Village to worship the ancestor, facing the noble Yang Feng who had a resentful look in his eyes, spread his palms and explained helplessly, "It's not that I'm not kind, but ......."

"And what?"

Dagui didn't believe it, how refreshing it was to be an adult, I don't believe you, kid is excited.

"It's ......"

Yang Feng glanced at the junior sister who was standing not far away, I really don't know how to answer the junior brother, you will admit it when you are old, I can't save you.

"Because I have a wife at home. It's still three beautiful daughters-in-law, why should I go to those messy women. ”

It's better to be honest about what you know sooner or later.

"What?"

"Three wives!"

Dagui was stunned. Yungao looked at him in surprise.

Even Mengmeng, who was standing not far away and eavesdropping, was shocked.

Look at Yang Feng's age. How can you have three wives? Wait, that's not the point, okay!

Dagui, this bastard, actually took Yang Feng and Yungao to that kind of place. It's unforgivable!

Forget it yourself as a bastard and teach bad boys. Fortunately, Yang Feng has an opinion, but he must not let his son learn badly!