Chapter 66: Chaos

Ren Tianfang was naturally not afraid, and laughed: "Since the old man is here, of course he will try his best, but the level is limited, and he may not be able to satisfy everyone." ”

"Impossible!"

Fang Zhendong took it over and smiled: "You are a well-known master in the country, if you encounter a problem for a while, you can always give us some advice!" ”

These two guys sang and harmonized, obviously embarrassing the old man, and everyone else could see it, but it was hard to say anything, after all, they didn't say anything excessive.

Zheng Yanxia and Feng Qi came to the stage at this time and explained to everyone a few paintings, all of which are worth hundreds of thousands, and some are still made by modern painters.

At this time, Zheng Yanxia took out a painting very carefully, hung it on the exhibition shelf, looked at Ren Tianfang and said: "Ren Lao, the payment of this painting is very strange, and I hope that Ren Lao will explain it to everyone." ”

Shi Xie immediately whispered: "Boy, this is it, Wei Xian's painting, you go up and pretend to have it!" ”

"Master Zheng, shall I do it?"

Shao Yifan saw that the master had just stood up, and immediately shouted, regardless of whether it was okay or not, and went directly to the stage: "I have also learned a little bit of my master's fur, so I will give you an ugly explanation and explain it!" ”

"You? Your master may not be ······ You can too! ”

Zheng Yanxia took the other half back, pouted and said: "Then you can come and appraise, if you can't do it, go down and let your master come, everyone is eye-catching, this is a nationally renowned appraisal master, a master in the appraisal industry, and a master apprentice of the old man in Ren Tianfang!" ”

"Don't dare to be a high-ranking disciple!"

Shao Yifan was a little ugly when he heard what they said, and he deliberately rectified the person, and he was not polite: "Compared with appraisers like you, it is as good as that!" ”

Someone below immediately laughed, these people targeted his master, this is not to do it, it depends on the level.

Shao Yifan saw it just now, it was the Huansha picture, a beautiful woman in the river, a very good painting, also flashing with golden light, and took a closer look at the payment, it was the words "Yin Wu Descendant".

Thanks to asking Master in the morning, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to explain, and I would inevitably be embarrassed.

"Mr. Shao, do you know how to read, or can't you identify it?"

Zheng Yanxia laughed: "This is a painting, not a diamond, do you want me to bring you a magnifying glass?" ”

"I'm just appreciating!"

Shao Yifan smiled: "In fact, when I was offstage, I could already see that this painting was good, according to the style of painting and brushwork, skills, the author is about to come out, the real master, you don't need to look at the name and the signature, you can know whose painting it is!" ”

"Oh? It's quite atmospheric! ”

Zheng Yanxia hated this little cub to death, and he was beaten when he watched chess that time, and immediately ridiculed: "Then in front of everyone, let's make it clear, if not, don't be strong!" ”

"This painting style is rigorous, exquisitely conceived, informal, giving people a sense of atmosphere, from the analysis of the paper and the painting axis, it is a painting of the five dynasties of the Southern Tang Dynasty."

Shao Yifan said loudly: "Combined with the four words of Yin Wu Chuan on the inscription, the author is Wei Xian, a painter in the Southern Tang Dynasty, who first studied under Yin Jizhao, and then imitated Wu Daozi, so it was named!" Master Zheng, am I right? ”

"This ······ You've been fooled by this! Zheng Yanxia really didn't expect that what Shao Yifan said was good, and he was a little confused for a while.

"Okay, young and promising!"

"It is worthy of Ren Lao's high feet!"

"A new star in the future appraisal world!"

There was a burst of applause and applause from the audience, and there were applause, and the explanation was indeed in place.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I also attended the meeting yesterday, and I also brought a painting to cheer up this appreciation conference!"

Shao Yifan waited for everyone's applause to be a little smaller, and then said loudly: "I hope that Master Zheng, Master Feng Qi, or the two bosses will explain it to everyone!" ”

Shao Yifan didn't let people talk, and told a few people again, and then took a painting handed over by Fei Hua in the crowd, and opened it and hung it on the exhibition shelf.

This painting is the picture of a plain girl bought by Shao Yifan, it is also from the Southern Tang Dynasty, it is very precious, the author is Ruan Hao, but it is not on the payment, but Ruan Zong.

"It's ······"

Zheng Yanxia looked at the painting, then at Feng Qi, and said hesitantly: "It looks a little old, but this Ruan Zong seems to be ······ Oh, I know, this is a painting by Ruan Ji, who is nicknamed Ruan Sizong, right? ”

Zheng Yanxia asked, and everyone also looked at Shao Yifan.

"Are you going to be able to identify it?"

Shao Yifan deliberately stared at Zheng Yanxia and said loudly: "It's too outrageous, Meng?" If you don't know, you can say no, the identification is very rigorous, how can there be chaos? ”

When these words came out, everyone burst into laughter.

"Boy, don't talk nonsense!"

Zheng Yanxia is also a well-known appraiser in the antique street, and his face was flushed: "There is no painter named Ruan Zong at all, and this painting is very good, so who do you say?" ”

"It's not that there isn't, it's that you don't know, this is a painter from the Southern Tang Dynasty, and it's not Ruan's at all, besides, Ruan is a poet, and I've never heard of painting?"

Shao Yifan is not forgiving, he said with a smile: "The poets of the Three Kingdoms period and the painters of the Southern Tang Dynasty are six or seven hundred years apart, and the blindness is too outrageous, why don't you say that the heroes of Liangshan Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu, and Ruan Xiaoqi?" At least it's from the Song Dynasty, it's not much like the Southern Tang Dynasty, and it's not a painting anyway! ”

These words made everyone laugh like thunder, and even Chairman Cao, Gao Chen and others on the stage laughed along.

Although it is ridiculous, it is also reasonable, Ruan Ji, Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu, and Ruan Xiaoqi are indeed not paintings!

"Boy, you can't stop talking nonsense?"

Zheng Yanxia was so red with laughter that he was a little unconvinced: "Tell everyone, whose painting is this?" Is it Ruan Zong's? Why haven't I heard of it? ”

"This painting is a painting by the great painter Ruan Hao of the Southern Tang Dynasty, Ruan Hao is wild, he thinks he is a generation of grandmasters, and almost all of his works are in the folk, so he is nominated as Ruan Zong, you can really be Meng!"

Shao Yifan continued: "If you talk about it, there is still some connection between the characters in my painting and the characters in the painting you just painted in Huanshatu, and the author also has some connection!" ”

At this time, everyone also quieted down, Zheng Yanxia also remembered, blushed and asked with a thick neck: "You kid is really full of nonsense, everyone is here today, what is the connection?" ”

"The character in my painting is the grandmother of the character in your painting!"

"You put ······ It's pure nonsense, ridiculous! ”

In everyone's laughter, Zheng Yanxia was even more angry, and wanted to say that you farted, but he still held back.

"I'm not talking nonsense, you don't know history, you are also a writer of the Southern Tang Dynasty, Ruan Hao was born more than forty years earlier than Wei Xian, the author of your painting."

Shao Yifan said with a smile: "Then the character in my painting is forty years older than the character in your painting, according to the marriage situation at that time, isn't it grandma?" ”

Now everyone laughed even more, and it was also reliable.

Zheng Yanxia was so angry that he couldn't say a word, he really didn't know Ruan Hao's date of birth and death, and Feng Qi next to him was also in a hurry, and he didn't know either.

In fact, the big appraisers on the stage, including Ren Tianfang, don't know, it's not that they don't know the history, but Ruan Hao, there are very few records in history, and the date of birth and death is ominous, just draw well, let Shao Yifan say it.

"Don't be complacent, boy!"

Feng Qi lost face and was also anxious, so he took out another painting and hung it up: "Aren't you amazing?" Look at this painting and tell you about it! Hum! ”

The painting that Feng Qi hung up is not domestic, but a famous foreign painting, which looks quite good, it is also a woman, but this painting shows the beauty of the human body to the fullest.

Shao Yifan knew at a glance that this was what Shi Lao said, the painting of Herbert James Delapeau.

"Two masters, the domestic ones can't be changed, and the foreign ones are changed?"

Shao Yifan deliberately teased the two of them, grinning and asking, "Can't wear clothes, can't change clothes?" ”

Everyone originally thought that Shao Yifan was interesting, and the two masters who were looking for trouble couldn't say a word, and as soon as these words came out, the audience suddenly burst into laughter.

"Don't talk so much nonsense!"

Feng Qi said coldly: "Look at you like this, you have never been abroad in this dress, right?" You don't know foreign characters, do you? If you can't do it, replace your master, don't be embarrassed here! ”

"Boy, you stick it up and take a closer look!"

Zheng Yanxia was also energetic, and he didn't believe that Shao Yifan could still say it, so he pouted and said: "If you can't do it, don't take advantage of your tongue, hurry down, replace your master, and delay everyone's time!" ”

"I have received the true biography of my master, although it is less than one percent, I also know all about famous paintings at home and abroad, such as a number of treasures!"

Shao Yifan boasted, and then said: "To appreciate the paintings, you don't need to look at them closely, the main thing is to look at the structure, painting skills and painting style, both of you look at the paintings and stick them to see?" So you're not looking at the painting, you're looking at the human body in the painting, right? ”

This painting is really this kind of painting, Shao Yifan blew it like this, and when he said this, everyone couldn't help laughing, if you want to say that you look closely, you really don't appreciate the painting, maybe what to see!

"You're so mad at me!"

Feng Qi stammered: "Don't brag here, if you know, just say it!" ”

"Then I'll tell you about it!"

Shao Yifan said aloud: "This painting is a work of the Victorian period in Britain, more than a hundred years ago, the style of painting is unique, the skills are delicate, his paintings are popular in many countries, his name is Herbert James Delapau, I will not translate for the two of you, you two can't understand foreign languages!" ”

said it well, everyone nodded again and again, secretly admiring in their hearts, and followed by such a sentence, which made everyone laugh again.

"You······ Think we don't know a foreign language? ”

Feng Qi had already stammered angrily, but at this time, Shao Yifan was right, and he sneered, blushed and said, "How can this be true, what don't we understand?" ”

"Really? You know so much? ”

Shao Yifan also laughed: "Then I still have a painting, take it out for the two of you to enjoy, and explain it to you by the way, how about it?" ”

Shao Yifan said so in his mouth, but he didn't stop, he came directly to the stage, handed the painting just now to Uncle Fei, took another one, and hung it on the exhibition shelf.

Everyone is also interested, this kid is an appraisal, it's hard for the two of them once, I don't know what jokes to make!