It's not that I'm sick, it's my father and mother who are sick, for you to study, you're just a girl, what's the use of studying? Don't you want to get married in the future? Blind to the money spent on you, you ran away with someone, gave birth to a child and had a hairy relationship with the family? Nor is the surname Ping. ”

The people around him are patriarchal, and I usually listen to adults indoctrinate such ideas for a long time, and such a well-behaved child as Ping Yangyang also feels that he has a ...... It's amazing, it seems to have that ...... You can whip the daughter of the Jade Emperor and the daughter of the Yama King Laozi.

Ping Yangyang scolded indiscriminately, and the grievances in his heart were also relieved a lot.

Pingniuniu's anger came up, she raised her hand and gave Pingyang an ear scraper, and Pingyang was beaten in a daze.

"Pingyang Yang, you have ...... Amazing, huh? It's not as long as my fingers! Do you have that...... Can you pass on the lineage to our family? People are in trouble and fortune, if you suddenly die one day, don't you have to give birth to a child and pass incense to you? Little fart child, the dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, see your father and mother come back, I won't sue them to pick your skin. ”

Ping Yang Yang was slapped in the face, his self-esteem was hurt, and he stepped forward to punch and kick Ping Niu Niu.

scolded in his mouth: "Mom and Dad will only pick your skin, you are just a thing that eats inside and outside, who do you think you are?" You fell on the side of the road, and even the beggars wouldn't look at you, and you and the male classmates in your class were eye-to-eyed at school, thinking that I didn't see it? You shameless! If you post it upside down, if your parents find out, they will kick you out, you say, have you been ...... by that man now?"

Ping Niu Niu was angry and anxious, and cried.

The younger brother's scolding was so ugly that he brought all the neighbors in.

The neighbor lived in a family of dancing gods, who really pretended to be gods and ghosts, and offered some god-chattering things on the top floor of the self-built house, thinking that he had made friends with the gods, and could be blessed by the gods, and cheated money.

What's even funnier is that her daughter took the high school entrance examination, and the one who danced the god cast a spell on her daughter, drew a charm on the ghost, and burned it into rune water for her daughter to drink.

As a result, my daughter still didn't get into the coveted teacher's training.

But Pingyang Yang was admitted.

The Heijia who danced the great god and the temple guard were probably peers and enemies, and the two families didn't speak.

At this moment, listening to the scolding of Ping Yangyang, the fat sister-in-law of the dancing god probed her brain outside the door, looking full of interest in watching the excitement.

Ping Niu Niu was even more angry, picked up the food on the table and smashed it, scolding: "Look what you scolded?" Let others see jokes, those who like to see jokes, their eyes are not afraid to look blind! ”

When the fat sister-in-law heard this, she pointed out that Sang scolded Huai and scolded herself, so she quickly flashed people, and felt unwilling, and there were words in her mouth: "Little wave hoof, it must be your mother who stole your broken mouth!" ”

Pingyangyang saw that his family had been smashed by Pingniuniu, and said, "I'll go and sue my parents." ”

"You go, you go," Ping Niuniu pointed to the door, "you go, I'll say it's your house." ”

Pingyangyang: "......" These women, at a young age, why are they so powerful?

Ping Yang Yang rushed out of the house while crying.

He's going to find his dad and mom in the little temple on the mountain.

In the mountain temple, only Pingyang's father was alone.

Ping's father dragged Pingyang into the small temple and asked what was going on while comforting his son.

In a barren field not far from the mountain temple, Ping's mother pricked up her ears: "I seem to hear my son's cry." ”

A man-tall basil grass grew in the barren field.

Basil grass covers the entire field.

At this moment, a man's hand was stretched out and pressed down on Ping's mother's raised head.

The distant wind blew, only blowing a field of grass waves, and there was no human figure in sight.

"You heard me wrong." A man's voice.

"I really heard you." Under the grass waves, Ping's mother emphasized again.

The man smiled: "Don't worry, his father is here." ”

As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed a white-flour steamed bun.

No, it's supposed to be white bread, because it has pleats and a point.

The tip was not the shape of a scissor tip, but the size of a fennel bean.

Under the fingertips, the fennel beans are instantly ripe.

It's so fragrant, take a bite, and it's sweet.

Why is there such a big difference in taste between the same buns?

The man thought of his fat sister-in-law.

Ping's mother's buns are freshly baked every time you taste them, with the aroma of steamers, but the fat sister-in-law's buns always have a bad smell overnight, and the pork stuffing inside seems to be the meat of a dead pig.

The man thinks he is lucky to be able to taste such a delicious bun.

So, he went on to taste another.

Ping's mother was so proud of making delicious meat buns for others that she forgot her son's cry for the time being.

The man said, "I have eaten your buns, and you should also taste my ham, an authentic Jinhua specialty." ”

The man's ancestral home is Jinhua, and he came to live in the town later.

Ping's mother is not happy, she does not like to eat ham, ham is much thicker than ordinary sausages, and when eaten in one bite, it is easy to reach the throat, which will cause the uncomfortable feeling of vomiting.

Fortunately, Ping's dad is sausages.

Although Ping's father's sausage will not vomit after eating, it will inevitably make her feel disdainful.

Eating Ping's father's sausage, she always misses the man's ham.

Jinhualai's ham is chewy.

"Don't chew, don't chew, if you chew again, you'll be broken!" The man pushed Ping's mother away in a panic, "I have to pull out your tiger teeth." ”

The man laughed and cursed.

"I don't just have one mouth." Ping's mother smiled charmingly.

Ping's mother has a beautiful mole on her eyebrows, and she has reached the age when she is the most charming, which is particularly charming.

The man smiled when he heard this, and personally sent his ham into Ping's mother's other mouth.

The mouth was born toothless, like a baby's mouth, and the soft gums cascaded on crunchy folds held his ham tight.

Even if it's just left like this, it's all happy!

When the friction heat flows out of the broth, he will truly become a god who soars through the clouds.

Let those people with pink eye say that he is a god liar, he is really a god.

His immortal water can't be born by the common people, at least he can be Ping's mother.

Ping's mother, who drank the fairy water, was dizzy and muttered: "Are you letting me take the car, or the plane." ”

"It's a boat." The man was reluctant to take the ham back, even though the ham had turned into a sausage at the moment, and in Ping's mother's toothless mouth it was like riding a boat, surrounded by waves.

"Take the boat, no wonder I'm so dizzy, I'm seasick." Ping's mother said softly.

"Then let's get off the boat." The man said, still touching the two white breads with great nostalgia.

If you're used to eating steamed buns, you'll be emotional, right?

If you have feelings, how uncomfortable will it be if you can't eat it in the future?

Fortunately, it's the next-door neighbor, and you can find a way to eat whenever you want.

Just don't let that chubby woman in your family know.

As soon as he thought of his fat sister-in-law, Ping's mother said: "You don't care about your wife, you usually see it as if I owe her five million, and keep giving me white eyes." ”

"You ate her ham." The man laughed and teased.

Ping's mother frowned: "She can't find something, right?" ”

"I can't." Men still have this bit of self-confidence.

"Then why?"

"Maybe she's jealous that you're beautiful."

This made Ping's mother love to hear it, and she was about to put away the two white breads, but after hearing this, she put the buns in the man's hand: "Let's eat a few more bites!" You don't have to be hungry when you are full. ”