Chapter 1 Worship the wrong Buddha again
"Ask the Bodhisattva to bless me from becoming rich overnight!"
Yu Chaochao knelt on the cushion, facing the Buddha and Bodhisattva on his head, his hands were folded, his mouth was chanting, and he kowtowed three times sincerely.
The idol on the altar really wants to tell the woman below: I am a month old, and I am only in charge of marriage......
The god of wealth next to the idol asked, "Why did she ask me to bless her with safety?" ”
The Vajra Arhat next to him spoke: "She also begged me to give her a happy marriage." ”
Yue Lao: "......"
God of Wealth: "......"
Yue Lao: "This is the so-called heart is more than enough but not enough?" ”
The God of Wealth sighed: "She has been worshipping here for five years, rain or shine every month, even you are the old man and I can't tell the difference between you and I am the God of Wealth, how to bless her?" ”
Vajra Arhat sighed and sighed: "It's only strange that the people who cultivate Buddha statues are too sloppy, and it's normal to paint you all red, and you can't tell the difference." ”
God of Wealth: "......"
Monthly exam: "But I'm holding a bundle of red thread in my hand, isn't that obvious enough?" ”
God of Wealth: "I also have a gold ingot in my hand!" ”
Even if others make a mistake in praying to God and worship Buddha, it won't be like the woman below who has been wrong for five years, right?
Vajra Arhat: "Then I am still gilded, and she is begging me to give me a happy marriage." ”
He's just an Arhat, he doesn't have any magic weapons, he wants to give a happy marriage, and his concubines can't do it!
God of Wealth: "Maybe she thinks that only the gods and bodhisattvas can bless everything, but she doesn't know that we have a clear division of labor." ”
These words caused a room of Arhats to nod wildly, it seems that only this reason can explain the reason why the woman below has worshiped the Buddha for five consecutive years, and the result is that she has worshiped the wrong one.
Yue Lao: "Anyway, we are a god of wealth, a month old, why do we want to stay with a room of Arhats?" ”
God of Wealth: "Because the monk in the temple said that there is no one to worship the Arhats in this room every month, and if you move the two of us in, you can earn some money for worship." ”
A room full of Arhats: "......"
After the woman finished worshipping, she began to light a bouquet of incense, and went to another room, where she continued to kneel and prostrate reverently, still chanting words in her mouth.
The arhats in the room looked at the full offerings in front of their Buddha statues, thinking that this woman had come to pray to God and worship the Buddha every month for five consecutive years, rain or shine, and everyone did not fall behind, and felt very moved.
Of course, they are moved, but they are just arhats after all......
Yue Lao glanced at the woman who was kneeling on the cushion in the room and kowtowing reverently, and asked, "Isn't Guanyin Bodhisattva in that room?" Isn't she only responsible for delivering children? ”
God of Wealth: "I heard Guanyin Bodhisattva say that the woman begged her to help expel bad luck, and all the best." ”
Vajra Arhat: "......"
The God of Wealth was deeply impressed by the fact that he had been worshiped by this woman for five consecutive years, and probably learned some gossip from the pious prayers that this woman had recited for five consecutive years.
God of Wealth: "I heard that this woman is very unlucky, and it can be said that she is possessed by the god of decay, so she has come to pray to God and worship Buddha for five consecutive years." ”
Yue Lao was curious: "What kind of bad luck method?" ”
God of Wealth: "It's probably to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets, drink water can stuff your teeth, and queue up forever to be cut in line...... anyway, there is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing she can't meet." ”
Vajra Arhat: "I heard that she would make sure that the bed was not strong every night before going to bed, and one day she forgot to make sure that day, so she slept until midnight and the bed collapsed......"
Yue Lao: "......"
God of Wealth: "The most unlucky thing is not this, I heard that she has been hunted down by the enemy for five consecutive years, and has been living a life of hiding and hiding." ”
Yue Lao couldn't help but glance at the woman, waist-length wavy curly hair, a standard goose egg face, pure and charming appearance, a convex and backward figure, a big beauty who is alive and well, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like she will have an enemy.
Seeing the doubts of the God of Wealth, Vajra Arhat replied: "Being beautiful does not mean that you are kind-hearted, and the more beautiful things are, the more poisonous they are." ”
God of Wealth: "......"
Yue Lao: "......"